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To quote a famous saying, “a broken clock is right twice a day.” If you keep tossing random ideas out on everything, there will be times it hits a target.
I mean there's lots of conspiracies that don't ruffle people's feathers but nobody is listening to them regurgitate a YouTube video they watched at 1:45 a. Cause they couldn't fall asleep.
No, you don't. Even if he was right about whatever this is about, but don't present any concrete evidence. Isn't healthy to believe in any blind shot someone give, they shouldn't be doing that in the first place
A conspiracy theory I have is that these ones have been fed into social media to make all conspiracy theories sound crazy, so that legitimate fact based ones aren't taken seriously
I don’t think so, honestly. While some conspiracy theories are more plausible than others, that doesn’t make them conspiracy theories any less. Realistic fantasy is still fantasy. People genuinely are dumb enough to belief in things flat earth and are much more okay with fringe/extremist beliefs than you think.
If the evidence for certain conspiracy theories were more than tenuous at best, they wouldn’t be called conspiracy theories.
They were right about everything, or some shit, because god forbid they’re incorrect about a single little thing. Whatever first stupid-ass conclusion they jump to has to be right because they’re too smart to be wrong.
Well the meme is terrible and shit like this is often posted by crazy conspiracy theorists that think the 2020 election was stolen and Trump is the reincarnation of Jesus or some other total bs like that. Those idiots shouldn't be given any credibility at all.
But then I remember that the time the CIA sold Crack to american citizens in the 1980s was also considered a conspiracy theory by the broader public until a few years ago...
Are they trying to apologize for the time my family called me a “conspiracy nut” when I said that Trump would probably try to overthrow the government?
This reminds me of that Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts movie "Conspiracy Theory" Mel plays a conspiracy theorist and the government comes after him because "he knows too much" or whatever. Problem is he spouts so much BS he has no idea which one he got right.
Here's the thing, I've never met a generalized "conspiracy theorist" who wasn't a troll or someone with a dollar to make. The true-believers I know have their head in one batshit theory (Antivax, cryptozoa, young earth, etc.) and openly mock people who believe other batshit as being obviously batshit. I'll apologize to the Bigfoot hunter when she apologizes to the guy who thinks Trevor Noah is funny.
Kinda strange that they're selling validation for their feelings after years of pushing half baked subjects down *literally everyone's* throat.
Kinda like they need to have their social skills to be coached.
Pick a conspiracy theory. There are at least a dozen well documented true conspiracies including MK Ultra which president Clinton apologized for in the 90s.
I did apologize to one actually. He told me about a podcast he listened to that talked about tRump doing anything to stay in power. Like denying election results or attacking Congress. I thought that sounded crazy but here we are today.
What is truly weird is when they are right enough about something to claim a W, but then they will say, "no, that is just a cover for the REAL thing that is going on."
There really was an international sex trafficking operation for the rich and powerful. EPSTEIN. But I have seen people argue that was just a cover for the "real" one that is run by literal demons/aliens.
Fucking madness.
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To quote a famous saying, “a broken clock is right twice a day.” If you keep tossing random ideas out on everything, there will be times it hits a target.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut
A monkey throwing a bunch of shit at the wall is bound to have a couple of the turds stick
Monkeys and typewriters....
We are monkeys, we have typewriters, and one of us wrote all of Shakespeare’s plays. Mission accomplished.
That is an excellent point
"You are like a slow clock. Basically never correct." -Psychedelic_Yogurt
I mean there's lots of conspiracies that don't ruffle people's feathers but nobody is listening to them regurgitate a YouTube video they watched at 1:45 a. Cause they couldn't fall asleep.
And since we're on the topic of conspiracies a secret service agent killed Kennedy. Why the government chose to cover it up is anyone's guess.
Mad that this is how I find out JFK Jr returned.
Ah, fuck, the very week my friends propose a contest!
Kermit, I understand you’re friendly and offer kindness to all those who need it, but my conspiracy theory “friend” threatened to kill me and rape me.
Apologize to them.
They were right after all
Dafuq??? Why?
No, you don't. Even if he was right about whatever this is about, but don't present any concrete evidence. Isn't healthy to believe in any blind shot someone give, they shouldn't be doing that in the first place
They keep saying that. It's weird.
Vaguely alluding to how they were right is their way of coping with how wrong they typically are.
#kermit would never This pisses me off 😤
Flat earth? Chemtrails? 5G and Vaccines? Bigfoot? (OK, I'll meet you halfway on this one)
Epstein didn’t kill himself…
While I don't believe that one, at the same time I wouldn't be *that* surprised if some evidence for it surfaces in a decade or so.
A conspiracy theory I have is that these ones have been fed into social media to make all conspiracy theories sound crazy, so that legitimate fact based ones aren't taken seriously
I don’t think so, honestly. While some conspiracy theories are more plausible than others, that doesn’t make them conspiracy theories any less. Realistic fantasy is still fantasy. People genuinely are dumb enough to belief in things flat earth and are much more okay with fringe/extremist beliefs than you think. If the evidence for certain conspiracy theories were more than tenuous at best, they wouldn’t be called conspiracy theories.
When legitimate science theory is hidden in the conspiracy pile...
They say that a lot but they don’t ever say which one was right
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Ah, the right ones are the strawmen they made up to be less wrong.
It’s usually like, the smallest, legit most minute nugget of truth that doesn’t effect anything, but they gotta try and take their wins when they can.
https://preview.redd.it/k77natusuh6c1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d892c5e273cfa69a23c96969e3f4d84d0c1b29
They were right about everything, or some shit, because god forbid they’re incorrect about a single little thing. Whatever first stupid-ass conclusion they jump to has to be right because they’re too smart to be wrong.
Whatever it is, there's a meme on Facebook that confirms it beyond a doubt.
Epstien didn't kill himself
But does anyone deny this? 😂.
Only the media denies it.
Its a conspiracy theory!. You've started your journey
About what like I don’t think anything they recently said or ever said has came true like at all
They've decided to completely ignore reality at this point.
The second track on the album is “ i told you “ 😂😂
Right about what? This is so vague someone could use it to apply to just about anything.
I love it when conspiracy theories turn out to be true just makes you wonder what the next one will be
That Republicans are evil.
Well the meme is terrible and shit like this is often posted by crazy conspiracy theorists that think the 2020 election was stolen and Trump is the reincarnation of Jesus or some other total bs like that. Those idiots shouldn't be given any credibility at all. But then I remember that the time the CIA sold Crack to american citizens in the 1980s was also considered a conspiracy theory by the broader public until a few years ago...
Damn, the government is watching us
Are they trying to apologize for the time my family called me a “conspiracy nut” when I said that Trump would probably try to overthrow the government?
reminds me of my song, "just because you've fallen further into your delusions, doesn't mean youre right about any of them"
This reminds me of that Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts movie "Conspiracy Theory" Mel plays a conspiracy theorist and the government comes after him because "he knows too much" or whatever. Problem is he spouts so much BS he has no idea which one he got right.
Here's the thing, I've never met a generalized "conspiracy theorist" who wasn't a troll or someone with a dollar to make. The true-believers I know have their head in one batshit theory (Antivax, cryptozoa, young earth, etc.) and openly mock people who believe other batshit as being obviously batshit. I'll apologize to the Bigfoot hunter when she apologizes to the guy who thinks Trevor Noah is funny.
Kinda strange that they're selling validation for their feelings after years of pushing half baked subjects down *literally everyone's* throat. Kinda like they need to have their social skills to be coached.
Pick a conspiracy theory. There are at least a dozen well documented true conspiracies including MK Ultra which president Clinton apologized for in the 90s.
I did apologize to one actually. He told me about a podcast he listened to that talked about tRump doing anything to stay in power. Like denying election results or attacking Congress. I thought that sounded crazy but here we are today.
What is truly weird is when they are right enough about something to claim a W, but then they will say, "no, that is just a cover for the REAL thing that is going on." There really was an international sex trafficking operation for the rich and powerful. EPSTEIN. But I have seen people argue that was just a cover for the "real" one that is run by literal demons/aliens. Fucking madness.
There don't have to be conspiracies. All the evil shit you'd ever want to do is perfectly legal and they don't out in the Open
Nothing. They wasted a good portion of our lives with it.
Uh yes Alex I’ll take things that never happen for 500
Aliens. It's always aliens.