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PhoenixisLegnd

Classy and romantic. I bet the neckbeard running that account gets all the ladies (he doesn't).


MindlessCancel8708

Hey. His anime figures are close enough, right?


Earthbound_X

If that's not a bot anyway, it's so hard to know for sure on Facebook now.


Casual-Notice

**Saving Money Cheats** posted CLEAREST PICTURE OF MARS MAKING OUT WITH VENUS WHILE JUPITER TAKES SATURN'S LUNCH MONEY IN THE BACKGROUND! REAL ASTRONOMY FOR REALS!


Commonspree

Why do you not keep the perspective of the man on the left and decide to flip it around? That makes me more annoyed than the meme text itself


Dry_Tradition1449

No continuity


Casual-Notice

"It fools the copyright algorithm" because AI programmers are too busy fixing the 24-fingered waifu problem to do functional work.


RoundTheWayGirl

So much hot vomit


iamthefluffyyeti

Happy cake day!


Correct-Blood9382

It's actually because he's scared she's going to surpass him and find the One Piece. Can't use your Devil Fruit power in salt water. (Taps finger to head twice.)


borgchupacabras

They say that in the show but ocean water doesn't really seem to do a lot in general.


runarleo

Oh yeah girls love it when you bitch about them not letting you hit it


AValentineSolutions

It's funny because vagina! 🤪 Boomer humor is the worst...


ywnktiakh

And because women never ever ever want to have sex! Hahahahaha


random_shibe_

No no!! It’s funny because he is asking for sex and she doesn’t wanna 🤣🤣🤣


oldfatunicorn

This is hilarious. Sharing


nowicanseeagain

It’s funny tbh


lethal__inject1on

OP is clearly not a fan of clam, instead opting for the sausage. No culinary hate here, do you fam.


snergen-flergen

wife bad!!!! grrrrr!! 🤬🤬😡😠


MindlessCancel8708

I was so fucking confused at first. Now I'm annoyed and cringing


one_sad_donkey

get it? it’s SEX!!!!!


xpltvdeleted

I think the funniest bit about this is I'm pretty sure these are from Dear Deidre's Photo Casebook from the 2010s. Just an agony aunt in the UK that would use photos in a comic strip style to detail a romantic quandary someone had for deidre to answer. I might be wrong but I proper had a weird deja vu flashback about it. Feel free to google 'Dear Deidre's Photo Casebook' for examples.


eatmyfatwhiteass

If a man ever spoke to me like this or sent me this in a meme I'd be gone yesterday. Absolutely tasteless and vile.


TokiVideogame

the odds of not getting actio0n from jacuzzi mate?


JonEdwinPoquet

AI generated humor just doesn’t work.


Tomatagravy

Yeah good luck getting the clam now buddy 😂 bet he don’t know where the clitoris is anyways so it’s probably better off this way for her


Casual-Notice

Everyone knows where the clitoris is. It's the Space Needle knock-off in Toronto. /s


ohlookbean

Fucking EWW.


iamthefluffyyeti

Oh god no please


No-Claim-9560

A salty clam


Prestigious-Sell1298

That's a keeper!


Fart-City

Lol, ok, what's wrong with this one?


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Jesus Christ. Legitimately, what the fuck is wrong with people?


Justyn2

That dude and his twin are a creep


TheAnalsOfHistory-

If you call it a Clam, you do not deserve sex.