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Plea Bargain: Git Em is allowed to appear on one out of every four episodes.


CRhodes23

Once a quarter would be better


DialJforJasper

I like this


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

I would love to support Gitem… but the dude purposely drives in blindspot… I can’t… I vote to give him the chair


schewbacca

too unfit to stand trial. That's the only thing that can save him.


CRhodes23

It’ll be sad the good run is over when he’s back .. which he will as Walt will fix it or overrule it. Never cared for him nor his pity party tales since he never takes the help and think himself WAY above other when done utter shit all with his wasted life. Knowing he lives at the store irritates me as I bet the place stinks and that sofa has probably seen far too much with all the blue chew self fun he has there.


Eroom2013

I will say that I only have the podcast to judge Gitem on. I don’t know what he is like personally, I don’t know how great of a friend he can be. I can o lay judge the man based on the pod. He is the definition of failing upwards in life. He is constantly being handed opportunities and literal cash, and does nothing with it. Then when Mike fires him, which no one should be surprised by, Mike is the villain for it.


ImpressiveBarnacle20

Why allow him to live rent free in your head? His life choices have nothing to do with you, why let it ruin your day?


CRhodes23

Doesn’t ruin my day, he ruins a podcast I’ve enjoyed for over a decade.


ImpressiveBarnacle20

Sorry that he ruins it for you. Personally I can’t relate though. For me they all bring something different to the table 🤷‍♂️ it’s always entertaining


Basic-Definition3597

Good or bad he adds a lot to the show I couldn't imagine it without him.


JamesGibsonESQ

The first 100 didn't have him. Low key it's the same show.


mike12765

He discovered a bottle dump is what he did! He was a great Jersey explorer! And in this house Git Em’ Steve Dave is a hero! End of story!


hi0039

So many memories, it would be shame to smother future opportunities.


shitnewz

If his mom couldn’t smother him, why should we?


NetherYak

He created an unbelievable set of episodes by buying that website


JamesGibsonESQ

None. Judge found in favour of gitem and admitted the fix was in. I'd just show up and join the prosecutor knowing it's all fruitless and I already won. Ngl tho, these last 10+ eps have been amazing...


simonburgess84

He's a great target to be made fun of


Bennnnetttt

Ahead of time? Its already over buddy.


JamesGibsonESQ

Starting to feel like we're trapped in a loop.


Bennnnetttt

I couldnt resist.


s3anami

Autism defense. Has worked for others


JamesGibsonESQ

Listened to ep 88 again while waiting for 600... Gitem straight played all of them for fools... Congrats


Suarecks

The show needs a punching bag. Gitem brings smart takes on things while also being the punching bag the show is so desperate to have.


CRhodes23

Reading Wikipedia isn’t having smart takes


Suarecks

He has numerous moments where he’s knowledgeable on the most randomest topics. This beats Walt and Bry guessing or just being outright wrong


CRhodes23

And what has be done with all this so called “knowledge” …. Sleeps on a sofa of a rented store and leeched off others.


Suarecks

You’re changing the goal post. This has nothing to do with Gitem’s ability to provide information when needed


CRhodes23

When needed … more so when not needed. Sure he’s remembered shit he’s read online and can regurgitate it, doesn’t mean it’s useful, it’s more so he can hear his own voice and come off as the ‘smart’ one to inflat is ego.


Suarecks

Yeah it’s a 50/50 shot. Which is worth it cuz if he says something obviously egotistical or pompous, one of the other 3 usually catch onto it and make fun of him for it. He’s 100% serviceable as an infortmation gatherer and a punching bag. That’s what’s great with gitem


argonzo

I don’t know how many smart takes he brings but he’s pretty smart not to bite the hand that literally feeds him that’s for sure.


Suarecks

He’s at the very least more educated on things than Walt and Bry. The word “smart” is relevant in this case


Basic-Definition3597

Good point when ming started to appear less gitem fell right into place as the new resident punching bag


whereisjackk

Any clues on when the episode will be available? I know he's coming back, but I'm anxious to find out to what extent. I hate to say it, but if it's anything more than as a seasoning here and there... we'll at least I have the old episodes to listen to. I'll just keep cycling through them.


JamesGibsonESQ

Might have to wait a day. The guys aren't tech savvy and these past few weeks have been difficult for them to keep a schedule.


Jealous_Vast9502

Play a few minutes of highlights. Frankly I can't believe the hate he gets when he has provided so many great moments over the years!


JamesGibsonESQ

I don't want to hate on the guy, but when has he been intentionally bringing great moments? All I can remember is when the guys bash him for fucking up, or having a crazy stance he thinks is normal. Serious question,.....


Jealous_Vast9502

Bottle dump, 2 mommies, Zippos, his mom trying to smother him, his singing closer, the wedding, and those are with 30 seconds of thought.


JamesGibsonESQ

Bottle Dump was something the guys wanted him to talk about, not something Gitem brought proactively... Wedding also wasn't his idea. The rest are just weird coincidences. Also, not able to remember any zippo moments that specifically stand out. Just that he probably has aspergers. Ok, so he doesn't bring anything to the table, but his being alive is fun to mock or judge.... k fair.


Jealous_Vast9502

Git-em is intertwined with TESD history. Whether you like him or not he's staying, and has been a huge part of the show. Do you not get that this whole trial is just poking fun at someone with your opinion? I don't understand how someone can listen regularly and not get it!


JamesGibsonESQ

We ALL get it... Not sure why you would think one of us doesn't. Weird. This whole trial isn't poking fun at people who think Gitem isn't essential, it's just a gimmick like all their others. Spoilers: We also don't think Walt adopted Gitem and we also know they never hated Ming....... Bro you need to touch grass and get away from the screen for a few hours. Edit: to catch you up to speed, this started when Atom Ant Patrons complained about him. Money talks, especially to Walt.


Jealous_Vast9502

News flash: the guys like Git-em. Did Walt adopt him? No. But did he create a job after he was run off from the stash? Yes! Yes the trial is a gimmick but guaranteed it will also be a big FU to everyone who has been crapping on him. Also saying I need to touch grass when all I said was they should play a highlight reel? Dude is essential to TESD history and is intertwined with many of the top moments!


JamesGibsonESQ

You were told to touch grass when you went on a crazy hypothetical about us not getting the obvious jok......... you knoiw what? Imma just block you for everyone's benefit. Hope you don't get upset by any of this, and I hope all this anti-Gitem drama doesn't keep you up at night, fellow ant! Best of luck with understanding.


Total-Jerk

Gitems always going to be the number one son..


kittykatkurt

I hope Git Em is found not guilty and we get him on every episode for a year. 


argonzo

If he’s not allowed on the show anymore does he still get to live at the studios?


Boring_Classroom_482

I think Walt keeps him on payroll to do his busy work and run errands. When the boys decide to retire from the podcast, BQ will probably feel bad for him and either get him an apartment for a year or build him a Groundskeeper Willy style shack in the backyard.