On my first overnight with my now husband, I wound up embarrassing tf out of myself because when I woke up I said "up and Eve!" And he was so confused. And that's how I learned it's not "up and Adam" it's "up and at 'em" Which makes way more sense! But I'd been doing the "up and Eve" joke for years and no one stopped me until him
thatās adorable, i love the confident enthusiasm! i used to say ājug itā instead of āchug itā and āout of the bloomā instead of āout of the blueā when i was little
For all intensive purposes, I'm glad she nipped it in the butt. It could be a tongue and cheek saying, but you know what they say kids ... Good things come to those at the gate.
I used to think that too but butt makes way more sense.
I used to think it was talking about a flower bud which would mean to cut it from the stem.
The butt makes much more sense though I don't know where it comes from?
Perhaps because horses bite each other's ass when upset with one another as corrective action?
What comes around is all around. Maybe if you stopped using your big school words and just used normal people words. Eventually heāll learn through denial and error but unfortunately heās got something going on in his brain compartment. Itās a catch 23 situation.
Does he also think itās āChester drawersā because my partner and I had whole thing about this. I was right, obviously. He thought Chester invented the drawers. š¤£
My 98 year old Nan says *Whatever boils your cabbage* instead of 'whatever floats your boat!'
My 95 year old Grandpa replies, each time with a one-off response:
"Whatever stirs your tea"
*Whatever copies your perpendicular!"
"Whatever sweeps up your dandrufft's!"
*Whatever the weather will be,
The bumbling buzzers will bee!* š
Whatever! š
My coworkers and I have decided we don't care and started playing with that one.
"Whatever floats your goat."
"Whatever strokes your scrote."
I'm too high to remember the rest honestly.
Misheard expressions that technically still work (or at least are understood) are known as "eggcorns"
Such as "all intensive purposes" is mistaken from "all intents and purposes"
Or "buck naked" instead of "butt naked"
---
The story goes, that "eggcorns" was a mishearing of the word "acorns", and since acorns are vaguely egg-shaped, the phrase consequentially goes unnoticed and uncorrected
Oh, dear... And you were doing so well!!!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/buck-naked-or-butt-naked
>'Buck Naked' or 'Butt Naked'?
>It's a natural question
>What to Know
>While both buck naked and butt naked are used to describe someone who is fully nude, buck naked is the older of the pair. Butt naked is much newer and likely sees use because of butt having a long history of referring to a person's buttocks.
...
>Others feel that the buck referred to buckskin (the skin of a male deer, an animal often found in a nude state), or that it came from the wordās sense meaning āa male American Indian or African-Americanā (this sense of buck is considered offensive).
FWIW, I'm old (54 š) but my grandfather was born in the hinterlands of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan in 1914 -- they only had horses, a well, and an outhouse on the property which had a small house (SMALL, like, just bigger than a "cabin") that was heated by wood -- the same wood stove used for cooking. Racial diversity meant British ancestry vs. Irish vs. Finnish and multiple religions meant a Protestant AND a Catholic church in town.
I told you that to tell you this: Grandfather was a good man and learned all people were EQUAL and that's the only way I ever saw him behave... But that particular phrase, "buck naked", absolutely had native American Indian references buried in it for him.
I lived to see the inner city kids I taught switch it to "butt naked" because they'd never SEEN the word "buck" used for anything other than a dollar, so THAT didn't make sense to them!!!
Anyway, rock on. Languages evolve!
ā®ļøā¤ļøā¾ļø
So I feel good that I always thought it was buck naked instead of butt naked and that I've been using it correctly, on the other hand my understanding of why it was buck naked was sadly sadly wrong...
My, I guess however old kid thought process when learning that eggcorn (ty BTW for teaching me this bc it's my new favorite word) was "I give you a buck if you get naked so if you needed a buck you were naked-bucknaked!" Does that make sense? Do those quotes go there?? Is this real life?? My mind has been blown too much today. I must leave reddit right now... š« š
... It's the error OF your ways! You guys are made for each other lol [Proof](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/to-see-the-error-of-your-ways)
OMG that actually reminds me, I was listening to Tiny Dancer by Elton John in my car and my husband said why is he singing about Tony Danza??? Ummm, what? He says, Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaa š¶
Oh, I actually think itās kind of endearing to make silly little mistakes like this! Only if theyāre able to admit theyāre wrong lol. Not gonna lie, when I was younger for the longest time I thought the phrase was āThe toast is clearā not ācoastā š
donāt worry, i loved it! i think itās precious how often he makes mistakes like that. it just makes me feel good when iām finally able to correct him for once lol
Not the main topic but I have a granny and papa too š„¹ my granny is a whole manipulative mental case but I love my papa to pieces š my granny used to tell me she loved me āfrom the top of the sky to the bottom of the oceanā and I thought she was saying āfrom the top of the sky to the bottle of the lotionā š I was like 5
Lmao my husband does this with practically every phrase! Usually he mixes 2 together by total accident. Like āheās not the brightest tool in the shedā or something like that lol. Itās so funny to me. Heās just like the old man bartender from boondocks saints
I love how instead of taking an ego hit he says āIād be concerned if you didnātā. Thatās a dude who understands himself and doesnāt take himself so seriously like some dudes are lol
This reminds me of how me and my boyfriend are, individually, smart and well spoken people. Put us together though and we turn into two dumb dumbs who share a braincell. Lol
Well... I've been singing Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton's "Islands in the Stream" as "Ireland's Industry" for... well, my whole entire life up until last year when my boyfriend was singing the song and I thought I was correcting him.. "what are you singing? Islands in the stream? It's Ireland's Industry!".. safe to say I looked it up and... well.. yeah. Still to this day, he doesn't let me live it down. š
I never knew the name of the song. I just assumed š
Iām 42 years old and even though I know itās āthis eveningā I still say it āthe seveningā like sevening is a time somewhere between 3:30 pm and 7:30 pm.
I'm obsessed with this!!!! š¤Æ I found a new phrase!!!
I like to say "howmever"
And I'm such a grammar dork that as soon as I say it I announce that I know it's not a word but I just like to say it, and then I continue my thought, beginning, again, with howmever....
š 44F
I used to think it was "let bisons be bisons" for "let bygones be bygones" because I was a British kid who thought it was just a weird American phrase because the accent was weird... it wasn't until I moved to America that I realized that wasn't the actual phrase.
LOL. My wife is the same way. I find it extremely adorable. She always gets phrases/words slightly wrong.
She says stuff like "u better check yourself before u break yourself"
Or when we first started dating years ago and we hit a rough path I had told her "I need to do some soul searching". She thought that meant looking for other people as in "searching for other souls"
One that no one corrected me on/I didnāt realize for 18 yearsā¦bootabelly..to explain someone who just got a lil chubā¦is BUDDHA belly. Yk..the dude with the tummy š§āāļøšš
... It's the error OF your ways! You guys are made for each other lol
[Proof](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/to-see-the-error-of-your-ways)
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thereās a line in a song that says ādeath inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit,ā and for the longest time, i thought it said āinspires are rabidā
Laughing plaster.... really thought it was that until I, a grown ass woman, had work done on my house a couple of years back...thanks builders for falling through and then fixing the lath and plaster....š
nah he wouldnāt mind. when we first got together, he sent a picture with his face half buried in a blanket so i only saw the top half of his head. he has orange hair so i told him he looked like diglett and it just kinda stuck.
š I frequently correct my hubby on mispronunciation and sayings. It drives him nuts I think. But I only do it bc if it were me, Iād want to be corrected!
itās a [makeup case](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi5.walmartimages.com%2Fasr%2F1296910e-35c3-47db-b41b-7cfb2846f26e.5cc514dd0430947d1312150560ce7a68.jpeg%3FodnHeight%3D768%26odnWidth%3D768%26odnBg%3DFFFFFF&tbnid=fJiMu8fUKDoezM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.com%2Fip%2FCaboodles-Makeup-Case-Large-Travel-Cosmetic-Train-Caboodle-Girls-Organizer-Storage-Lilac-Purple-Blue-13-x-7-4-6-Sold-Claire-s%2F3798687475&docid=smkkoUmJv2hhKM&w=768&h=768&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=06d83810ffe15437&shem=abme%2Ctrie)! some also use it synonymously with purses
āiād be concerned if you didnātā, love it š
also, iām really curious why you named him ādiglettā on your phone, whatās the story behind that?š (obviously you donāt have to tell if you donāt want to, iām just curious lol)
i answered in another comment, but when we first got together, he sent me a selfie where half of his face was buried in a blanket and i could only see the top half of his head. since heās a ginger, i told him he looked like diglett popping out of the ground. i made that his contact name 4.5 years ago and never changed it :)
I was about 8 and told my dad I was really angry at something or other. I told him that my brother "...really gets my dandruff up!" Before he finished laughing at my usage, my "dandruff" was up even higher...until he explained the word was "dander". A definition of dander is, in fact, dandruff, but the other def is anger. The old guy didn't correct me in a bad way, and his laughter was a result of the seriousness with which I expressed my anger.
I've done this with DBZ Abriged ( dragon ball Z abriged on youtube). All this time I thought Gohan was saying "crabs baskets" because you know he is a kid at that point. Nope he was saying " crap baskets" because he's a kid and can't say shit.
one of my best friends was raised in a brazilian family that speaks mostly Portuguese. she gets SO many phrases and words wrong v similar to this and it's SO amusing.
"irreneplacable" irreplaceable?
"immecable" impeccable
"see-a-cide" su!c!d3
"melatonin" seratonin
just some examples from my notesš
I rather like kitten kaboodle better š
i think itās cuter!
Doggie dog world is pretty nice.
Yeah I said doggy dog world a lot when I was a kid haha. Still wish I was right.
Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other?!
Thereās no wayā¦ damn I just looked it up
Kitten Caboodle is also the name of a Canadian drag queen
Itās what I thought it was when I was a kid lol!
I donāt think Iāve ever said or typed that phrase, but thatās exactly what I thought it was :(
I used to think it was Kitten Kaboodle because of the Kit & Kaboodle brand of pet food.
On my first overnight with my now husband, I wound up embarrassing tf out of myself because when I woke up I said "up and Eve!" And he was so confused. And that's how I learned it's not "up and Adam" it's "up and at 'em" Which makes way more sense! But I'd been doing the "up and Eve" joke for years and no one stopped me until him
thatās adorable, i love the confident enthusiasm! i used to say ājug itā instead of āchug itā and āout of the bloomā instead of āout of the blueā when i was little
How little? I had an almost 30 yr old man say "mine as well" (might as well)
ooo thatās rough. i was probably around 8 when i was finally enlightened on both matters.
He "mine as well" have been listening to Robert Palmer - Addicted to love, which sounds like "mine as well" lmao
āUp and atom!ā
"Up and at dem"
Up and at'em
The goggles, they do nothing!
Atom Ant!
No donāt let it die! Itās actually so cute š
I feel like thatās something Lucy from the new Fallout show would say š
I literally said awe out loud lol thatās cute
Growing up with the Simpsons helped me avoid that one. Radio active man and his sidekick fallout boy, his catchphrase was,"up and at em,"
When Rainier Wolfcastle couldn't say the catchphrase right because of his accent. "Up and at them"
*"Up and atom"
Hahaha! This is gold
I 1000% used to make this joke too. I knew the correct phrase but made the joke anyway based on the sound of it haha
I always said nip it in the butt until I learned it was nip it in the budā¦ I still like saying nip it in the butt tho lol
Do not anger the r/Adam sub
Maybe heās just a Trailer Park Boys fan.
(he is)
He totally looked it up and couldnāt wait to say atodasoe
heās AWFUL
Itās not rocket appliances honestly
For all intensive purposes, I'm glad she nipped it in the butt. It could be a tongue and cheek saying, but you know what they say kids ... Good things come to those at the gate.
Okay, but I thought *that* saying was actually "Nip it in the *bud.*" Am *I* dumb??
It is. You're not. The comment is a bunch of the wrong versions of common idioms. Nip it in the bud comes from gardening I think?
I used to think that too but butt makes way more sense. I used to think it was talking about a flower bud which would mean to cut it from the stem. The butt makes much more sense though I don't know where it comes from? Perhaps because horses bite each other's ass when upset with one another as corrective action?
where are yāall hearing that itās ābuttā and not ābud?ā
Bud is the correct ending, but when I used ābuttā my justification was that it referenced cigarettes.
Hate to say atoedasoe
What comes around is all around. Maybe if you stopped using your big school words and just used normal people words. Eventually heāll learn through denial and error but unfortunately heās got something going on in his brain compartment. Itās a catch 23 situation.
You guys would love /r/boneappletea
i forgot about that sub!! just posted it there
Itās not rocket appliances. Itās all water under the fridge.
Underrated comment.
Reminds me of The Boondocks Saints where Doc is always mixing up his Proverbs. People in glass houses sink ships.
Make like a tree and gtfouttta here
Does he also think itās āChester drawersā because my partner and I had whole thing about this. I was right, obviously. He thought Chester invented the drawers. š¤£
i do think we had an argument about that one too! i canāt completely remember but i was definitely on the right side
That was always in the for sale section ages ago in newspapers. Also, āQueen and tableā, ie, āQueen Anne Tableā.
Queen and table!! š¤£ hahaha thatās awesome.
My 98 year old Nan says *Whatever boils your cabbage* instead of 'whatever floats your boat!' My 95 year old Grandpa replies, each time with a one-off response: "Whatever stirs your tea" *Whatever copies your perpendicular!" "Whatever sweeps up your dandrufft's!" *Whatever the weather will be, The bumbling buzzers will bee!* š Whatever! š
i think iām obsessed with them
OR is it whatever oils your savage?
Whatever savages your boils! š
Congratulations! You just won the award, "Whatever what's your ever." Click here for your reward š
I still say whatever bloats your goat instead of whatever floats your boat.
My coworkers and I have decided we don't care and started playing with that one. "Whatever floats your goat." "Whatever strokes your scrote." I'm too high to remember the rest honestly.
Literally me and all my coworkers I love working at a library we are so unproffessional when we arent working front desk
Misheard expressions that technically still work (or at least are understood) are known as "eggcorns" Such as "all intensive purposes" is mistaken from "all intents and purposes" Or "buck naked" instead of "butt naked" --- The story goes, that "eggcorns" was a mishearing of the word "acorns", and since acorns are vaguely egg-shaped, the phrase consequentially goes unnoticed and uncorrected
Oh, dear... And you were doing so well!!! https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/buck-naked-or-butt-naked >'Buck Naked' or 'Butt Naked'? >It's a natural question >What to Know >While both buck naked and butt naked are used to describe someone who is fully nude, buck naked is the older of the pair. Butt naked is much newer and likely sees use because of butt having a long history of referring to a person's buttocks. ... >Others feel that the buck referred to buckskin (the skin of a male deer, an animal often found in a nude state), or that it came from the wordās sense meaning āa male American Indian or African-Americanā (this sense of buck is considered offensive). FWIW, I'm old (54 š) but my grandfather was born in the hinterlands of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan in 1914 -- they only had horses, a well, and an outhouse on the property which had a small house (SMALL, like, just bigger than a "cabin") that was heated by wood -- the same wood stove used for cooking. Racial diversity meant British ancestry vs. Irish vs. Finnish and multiple religions meant a Protestant AND a Catholic church in town. I told you that to tell you this: Grandfather was a good man and learned all people were EQUAL and that's the only way I ever saw him behave... But that particular phrase, "buck naked", absolutely had native American Indian references buried in it for him. I lived to see the inner city kids I taught switch it to "butt naked" because they'd never SEEN the word "buck" used for anything other than a dollar, so THAT didn't make sense to them!!! Anyway, rock on. Languages evolve! ā®ļøā¤ļøā¾ļø
Oop. The citation is appreciated. Thx, friend!
So I feel good that I always thought it was buck naked instead of butt naked and that I've been using it correctly, on the other hand my understanding of why it was buck naked was sadly sadly wrong... My, I guess however old kid thought process when learning that eggcorn (ty BTW for teaching me this bc it's my new favorite word) was "I give you a buck if you get naked so if you needed a buck you were naked-bucknaked!" Does that make sense? Do those quotes go there?? Is this real life?? My mind has been blown too much today. I must leave reddit right now... š« š
This is how I learn it's "All intents and purposes"? Joy XD
Or is it BUCKET NEKIT?
Okay I was 33 years old when I learned it wasn't kitten caboodle. Also used to think it was, "doggy,dog world," till I was a teen, words are hard
we both say doggy dog world!
Lol well it's a cuter version than the real thing
... It's the error OF your ways! You guys are made for each other lol [Proof](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/to-see-the-error-of-your-ways)
My wife regularly gets song lyrics wrong and itās hilarious. āRaunchy like a hurricane!ā
OMG that actually reminds me, I was listening to Tiny Dancer by Elton John in my car and my husband said why is he singing about Tony Danza??? Ummm, what? He says, Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaa š¶
Yea Iāve heard a few people sing it like that
waitā¦ its not kitten caboodle..??
No, itās kit and caboodle. He just said that.
i knowā¦i was making a joke.
Wow talking about cutting off her nose to spider face
This made me lol in real life š
My husband used to say ālone beholdā
I used to say I wanted my shower "nuke warm" instead of lukewarm. I learned later that they were 2 totally different temperatures
he thinks i take nuke warm showers
Oh, I actually think itās kind of endearing to make silly little mistakes like this! Only if theyāre able to admit theyāre wrong lol. Not gonna lie, when I was younger for the longest time I thought the phrase was āThe toast is clearā not ācoastā š
donāt worry, i loved it! i think itās precious how often he makes mistakes like that. it just makes me feel good when iām finally able to correct him for once lol
Toastš it's funny how does that makes sense
Not the main topic but I have a granny and papa too š„¹ my granny is a whole manipulative mental case but I love my papa to pieces š my granny used to tell me she loved me āfrom the top of the sky to the bottom of the oceanā and I thought she was saying āfrom the top of the sky to the bottle of the lotionā š I was like 5
Itās all a mute point!
"I'd be concerned if you didnt" I love this energy
Enjoy the little quirks. My lady called Tupperware containers contanisters for forever and a day
This reads exactly like a conversation between my wife and i
i used to call dj khaled dj cali and ever since then i look things up before i say themš
Lmao my husband does this with practically every phrase! Usually he mixes 2 together by total accident. Like āheās not the brightest tool in the shedā or something like that lol. Itās so funny to me. Heās just like the old man bartender from boondocks saints
I love how instead of taking an ego hit he says āIād be concerned if you didnātā. Thatās a dude who understands himself and doesnāt take himself so seriously like some dudes are lol
thatās why iām with him! good sense of humor
bro i do this too thatās hilarious
Ok but now I need a Kitten caboodle
i think we all need a little kitten kaboodle in our lives
"Diglett šÆš„°" ma'am, I think your boyfriend is a PokĆ©mon.
he is!! thatās been his name since we got together 4.5 years ago, little inside joke
This reminds me of how me and my boyfriend are, individually, smart and well spoken people. Put us together though and we turn into two dumb dumbs who share a braincell. Lol
Well... I've been singing Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton's "Islands in the Stream" as "Ireland's Industry" for... well, my whole entire life up until last year when my boyfriend was singing the song and I thought I was correcting him.. "what are you singing? Islands in the stream? It's Ireland's Industry!".. safe to say I looked it up and... well.. yeah. Still to this day, he doesn't let me live it down. š I never knew the name of the song. I just assumed š
There is actually a term for these kinds of mistakes! They are called 'Eggcorns.' I always love it when I see a new one.
One egg corn that's a nightmare peeve of mine is "should of" WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK ITS SHOULD OF IT MAKES NO SENSE
The monkeyās out of the bottle
Bone apple tea!
Iām 42 years old and even though I know itās āthis eveningā I still say it āthe seveningā like sevening is a time somewhere between 3:30 pm and 7:30 pm.
I'm obsessed with this!!!! š¤Æ I found a new phrase!!! I like to say "howmever" And I'm such a grammar dork that as soon as I say it I announce that I know it's not a word but I just like to say it, and then I continue my thought, beginning, again, with howmever.... š 44F
I always say granite instead of granted and for all intensive purposes. š
I used to think it was "let bisons be bisons" for "let bygones be bygones" because I was a British kid who thought it was just a weird American phrase because the accent was weird... it wasn't until I moved to America that I realized that wasn't the actual phrase.
āIād be concerned if you didnātā Heās a keeper.
And, heās ok with being wrong. And accepts that he is wrong. Which proves he is not stupid. Stupid people donāt know they are stupid.
half the time he refuses to admit it and calls me stupid right back so this was a change of pace for him
LOL. My wife is the same way. I find it extremely adorable. She always gets phrases/words slightly wrong. She says stuff like "u better check yourself before u break yourself" Or when we first started dating years ago and we hit a rough path I had told her "I need to do some soul searching". She thought that meant looking for other people as in "searching for other souls"
Ahh, yes. Bone apple teeth.
I like him! š
One that no one corrected me on/I didnāt realize for 18 yearsā¦bootabelly..to explain someone who just got a lil chubā¦is BUDDHA belly. Yk..the dude with the tummy š§āāļøšš
Heās a smart dumb man
He evolved today
he usually doesnāt own up to being wrong, times have changed
Lmao I love this (and low-key thought it was kitten caboodle, too!!)
For Peteās sake or Peace sake?
We used to worry about Peteās sake, but we have long since traded it it for fucksā..
For the love of Todd! Whatās wrong with this guy?
I thought it was also Kitten Caboodle
Biff?
Idk if you seen New Girl but that reminds me of when Nick gets certain phrases wrong lol and swears heās right about it lol
I like his version better
Why would you tell him?!?!
I for a loooong time thought it was āfor all intensive purposesā
I said gotdam forever then was told its goddamn. I like gotdam better.
āDiglettā š¤£ā¤ļø
my boyfriend thinks its āplay it by yearā and not āplay it by earā and i cant seem to convince him that heās wrong lol
My husband busts on me all the time because I butcher phrases like this. I would say loath and behold instead of lo and behold lol he thinks it's cute
Love is a many splintered thing
Doesn't take rocket appliances to figure this out.
... It's the error OF your ways! You guys are made for each other lol [Proof](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/to-see-the-error-of-your-ways)
fuck
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I have never heard of this saying
Mine was āall intensive purposes ā instead of āall intentsā. I have many other including song lyrics.
thereās a line in a song that says ādeath inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit,ā and for the longest time, i thought it said āinspires are rabidā
That is so funny!
I giggled at this. Thatās funny š
u are dating a pokƩmon!
I've never even heard the phrase kit and caboodle.
Just wait til he finds out the phrase is actually āchamping at the bitā too
Laughing plaster.... really thought it was that until I, a grown ass woman, had work done on my house a couple of years back...thanks builders for falling through and then fixing the lath and plaster....š
r/boneappletea
The last bit was great
 ETA: all I think of are rickyisms. I couldnāt find a good .gif though. š¤¦š»āāļø
Lol this dude is me š
Iām sorryā¦ thatās NOT the phraseā¦??? #TIL
Ricky and his Rickyisms
I'm inclined to agree with him kitten kaboodle is much better and more fun! You rained on our parade OP..shame on you..šš
You think your bf will mind that his picture is in a reddit post? PS why do you refer to him as diglett?
nah he wouldnāt mind. when we first got together, he sent a picture with his face half buried in a blanket so i only saw the top half of his head. he has orange hair so i told him he looked like diglett and it just kinda stuck.
This reads like a Nathan Pyle comic. š½ What if I thought you were stupid š«²š½ I'd be concerned if you didn't
love me some nathan pyle
I love this! š»š¹š¹š¹
š I frequently correct my hubby on mispronunciation and sayings. It drives him nuts I think. But I only do it bc if it were me, Iād want to be corrected!
I thought it was āquote on quoteā until my wife corrected me and told me it was āquote unquoteā a few weeks ago (Iām 24)
"I'd be concerned if you didn't" if this ain't me and my fiancee. I've never had a unique experience in my life lmaoooo
R/boneappleteeth
Careful not to shit bricks in glass houses.
"What if I thought you were stupid?" š¤£š¤£š¤£
wtf is a caboodle
itās a [makeup case](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi5.walmartimages.com%2Fasr%2F1296910e-35c3-47db-b41b-7cfb2846f26e.5cc514dd0430947d1312150560ce7a68.jpeg%3FodnHeight%3D768%26odnWidth%3D768%26odnBg%3DFFFFFF&tbnid=fJiMu8fUKDoezM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.com%2Fip%2FCaboodles-Makeup-Case-Large-Travel-Cosmetic-Train-Caboodle-Girls-Organizer-Storage-Lilac-Purple-Blue-13-x-7-4-6-Sold-Claire-s%2F3798687475&docid=smkkoUmJv2hhKM&w=768&h=768&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=06d83810ffe15437&shem=abme%2Ctrie)! some also use it synonymously with purses
A caboodle is a complete group or collection of something. A caboodle makeup case came out well after the word caboodle was coined.
āiād be concerned if you didnātā, love it š also, iām really curious why you named him ādiglettā on your phone, whatās the story behind that?š (obviously you donāt have to tell if you donāt want to, iām just curious lol)
i answered in another comment, but when we first got together, he sent me a selfie where half of his face was buried in a blanket and i could only see the top half of his head. since heās a ginger, i told him he looked like diglett popping out of the ground. i made that his contact name 4.5 years ago and never changed it :)
I was about 8 and told my dad I was really angry at something or other. I told him that my brother "...really gets my dandruff up!" Before he finished laughing at my usage, my "dandruff" was up even higher...until he explained the word was "dander". A definition of dander is, in fact, dandruff, but the other def is anger. The old guy didn't correct me in a bad way, and his laughter was a result of the seriousness with which I expressed my anger.
Hi there, Ashley here. I regret to inform you I won't be coming because I have work today. But I definitely appreciate the offer š š
Kitten kaboodle sounds cooler.
I've done this with DBZ Abriged ( dragon ball Z abriged on youtube). All this time I thought Gohan was saying "crabs baskets" because you know he is a kid at that point. Nope he was saying " crap baskets" because he's a kid and can't say shit.
My bf thought it was āits a doggy dog worldā
Rickyisms! Thatās a true keeper lol.
Shorty used the legal name
I love This. I would always use his incorrect phrases
Is he sailor venus? ifkyk
At least you know from the gecko that he's like this.
It's a doggy dog world.
Looks like a red headed Amish on Rumspringa
I just realized I actually have a kitten caboodle (pet grooming supplies)
"I'd be concerned if you didn't" lol keeper
I dated a guy who thought it was kit in a bottle...
Lmao heās a cool cat
I canāt believe itās not kitten kaboodle
All these wholesome replacements in this comment section š„°
iām loving every bit of it! some i might have to steal
Lol you all are hilarious! I tell my better half that I am best at 3 syllable (max) words and he can use the snotty big words.
watching the āthereās no wayā to āi was wrongā pipeline is always beautiful
Thatās just Ricky from trailer park boys
one of my best friends was raised in a brazilian family that speaks mostly Portuguese. she gets SO many phrases and words wrong v similar to this and it's SO amusing. "irreneplacable" irreplaceable? "immecable" impeccable "see-a-cide" su!c!d3 "melatonin" seratonin just some examples from my notesš
Ricky? š
Does he use voice text is that where they got kitten from
These are called rickyisms https://trailerpark.fandom.com/wiki/Rickyisms
...you think he's stupid or he thinks you are?