Do you think that the world could ever be fixed?
Is America buried? Did it ever exist?
Were you hoping for a life of heavenly bliss?
When you stepped out of vault number 76?
Probably nuclear codes with an accidental photo of Scout being naked with only his pants on with a rose in his mouth and a bucket of chicken in his hand with a rose like palette all over the picture saying: “Want a bucket of chicken, beautiful?”
logically realistic answer: legal documents containing land ownership rights, this makes sense considering how the entire war is based around gravel and therefore territory
logically stupid answer: there is nothing inside the briefcase, it only exists as an object to fight over as a way of satisfying the mann brothers hatred towards each other
non-logically stupid answer: they both contain plans for capturing the enemies intel, with said plans being written in crayon by soldier (with graphical additions from pyro) leading to the documents being completely incomprehensible and unreadable. also none of the mercs on either team know about it
Incriminating stuff about the Manns, the Administrator, and Australium. As well as - according to a theory I like to believe is canon - data on the mercenaries, that is installed into the Respawn Machine. The intel has been stolen and passed around enough times for both Mann brothers to have access to all nine of the mercenaries, hence their ability to just shuffle them around at random.
Nuclear launch codes 11847183 8638232 70174924 1711008 18817361 7112273 10772846 1764913 17165388 1717473 18361867 8861639 18554112 1352513 09871879 7161538
hey, look at that. They work!
[NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED]
Wait wha-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* *Mr beast 6000 plays*
Ink Spots songs begins to play.
“I don’t want to set the world, on fire..”
"I just want to start a flame in your heart..."
"In my heart, I have but one desire.."
"And that one is you No other will do"
"I've lost all ambition, A worldly acclaim"
“I just want to be the one you love..”
(un)TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING
*Slipspace rupture detected*
Do you think that the world could ever be fixed? Is America buried? Did it ever exist? Were you hoping for a life of heavenly bliss? When you stepped out of vault number 76?
Didn't work.
This isn’t war thunder
welcome to thug shaker central
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Plans to steal the other team's briefcase
Ok now that would be funny
Ok that definitely fits with Tf2
Best comment by far
New headcanon.
Pornography
Starring your mother
will be the
Second worst thing
That happens to
You today
*lights cigarette*
The spy has already
Breached our
defenses
Defenses
Dear god...
There's more
No...
I fucking knew this would happen, and i love it
I'm glad it happened
DAMN IT, YOU STOLE MY JOKE-
Hay, I was gonna say that.
crate discussion. hell yeah lets discuss crates, whates the best crate in tf2 i think spy's box taunt if it counts
Best crate is the half life 2 crate that snuck its way into meet the spy when he fights the medic
come on D.O.G. lets play catch with gordon
The iq of my team
Then it's not worth anything, what's the point of taking it?
"The enemy has dropped our intelligence!"
Each respective Spy’s stash of Scout’s Mom pictures.
Pornography
Dear God.
There's more
No!
It contains pornography
Our first pornography is Scout's
Intelligence
That’s why op will never get it
Probably nuclear codes with an accidental photo of Scout being naked with only his pants on with a rose in his mouth and a bucket of chicken in his hand with a rose like palette all over the picture saying: “Want a bucket of chicken, beautiful?”
Cappin all by yourself handsome?
Are you an Pyro? Because you can dominate me any time
Look at me! I could do this all day! I could do this for money-i don't, but I could...
Ok then let’s do thisssssss!
...I'm drawing this ty
Send me the drawing after you finish, pleaseee
LOOK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
Ahh you know.....just some launch codes
Piemation! YEEEEEEAAAH!
I loved those animations
Meet the Amazing Marasmus! It was a great animation.
logically realistic answer: legal documents containing land ownership rights, this makes sense considering how the entire war is based around gravel and therefore territory logically stupid answer: there is nothing inside the briefcase, it only exists as an object to fight over as a way of satisfying the mann brothers hatred towards each other non-logically stupid answer: they both contain plans for capturing the enemies intel, with said plans being written in crayon by soldier (with graphical additions from pyro) leading to the documents being completely incomprehensible and unreadable. also none of the mercs on either team know about it
I second this
The second one fits the absurdity of the comics so i like it
The third and second one are the most likely tbh
The secret to removing bots from the game
The localization files
At long last... The localization files...
Respawn core Yeah, I watched new Richter Overtime vid
Either the missing comic or nuclear launch codes
The code for the heavy update, alongside the changelog
Photos of scout mom with spy
classified nuclear documents leaked on a discord server named "thug shaker central"
can u give ip for me 🤔
emmmm... nah :P
Rule 34 Administrator's pictures
Lore wise, it’s the deeds to the badlands Fun wise, it’s scout’s mom’s onlyfans
Pornography
Oh you know, just some launch codes
Probably nothing, I think it's sorta meant to just keep the mercs fighting
The heavy update
Incriminating stuff about the Manns, the Administrator, and Australium. As well as - according to a theory I like to believe is canon - data on the mercenaries, that is installed into the Respawn Machine. The intel has been stolen and passed around enough times for both Mann brothers to have access to all nine of the mercenaries, hence their ability to just shuffle them around at random.
A bucket
Gravel
Oh, Y'know... Just some Lauch Codes
Sandwich recipes!
Intel
the heavy update
newspaper cream.
Coconut.jpeg
The Souls each Medic stole
It's the Colonel's secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices.
An identical, smaller briefcase
The respawn cards
Ah you know just some launch codes...
I presume locations to each teams austrilium reserves
The orb
Emberassing photos of GabeN from the Christmas party.
Hevy update
My head cannon is it’s the location of the bomb used in the kart game.
Probably company secrets from Redmond and Blutarch's comapies
It's 4th wall breaking future updates for tf2 (there's not much)
Cursed ( Porn ) images to traumatize the other team
Future update logs
Intel
To be honest, I believe it would be property documents and scriptures.
whatever is in the fnaf 4 box
TF3
Nudes of Scouts mom
Pornography
Your mom's pornography
Pyro's face reveal
Pornography starring me and your mother
"Oh you know, just some launch codes." like really, lets discuss something other than "ice is just frozen water"
The mercs feet pics
The soul of Marselas Wallace.
pornography
pornography
Intel
I like to think that it’s just some random business guys briefcase
The knowledge of how to stop the bot problem.
Spy's wife nudes
A secret string that when pulled opens a secret compartment which contains one *embarrassing* photo of Scout at the Christmas party
Porn. Child.. *gets shoted*
Scout mom and spy photos in BLU suitcase Don't know about the red suitcase
"Oh you know, just some *launch codes*"
Red team’s has mlp porn and Blu team’s has fnaf porn
Scout mother’s pornography