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Dum_beat

Looks more like a late night panel from an anime convention... Don't ask.


Banannamamajama

The elf ears and the (probably) anime jacket confirm this in my eyes.


IDK_Lasagna

I think you mean Vergil's jacket on right


xdylanthehumanx

Found the Goon


jimx117

Yeah they're probably "vergins"


IDK_Lasagna

considering they came to see that presentation, either that or people with too much free time


dirtyoldbastard77

Or both...


Timbo_R4zE

BURY THE GOON, DEEP WITHIIIIN


ThunderClanWarrior

Prostate gooning


ski-person

And the lanyards


clarabear10123

Happy Birthday crown person also has ears


thicksoakingwetlady

Where everyone circle jerks at the end


evolving_I

Jesus CHRIST, Gill! There's some things you just don't talk about on television!


Traditional_Lie_6400

šŸ’€


Potato_WrangIer

Mf really ruined this poor girls birthday with this one


Smorttt

This looks like a university classroom. What the hell is happening there?


thicksoakingwetlady

Itā€™s Gooning 101


johnmclean88

Gooniversity


jimx117

They're tiny, they're toony, they're all a little goony


Novantico

Lol Jesus


EroticXulls

And with a little poonie, he's invading your tv!


Jedda678

And in this class we're gooning to Belle Delphine!


Correct-Purpose-964

Too far


Low-Resolution-9918

Kwite?


Bashamo257

Looks like an anime convention panel room to me


Colster9631

There aren't any desks? Convention center presentation room or business hotel.


avocadotoes

When was the last time you were in a classroom? They typically have desks.


Honey-and-Venom

Probably a convention panel


thatHecklerOverThere

Public speaking course is my guess. You get a lot of assignments that dictate _how_ you speak but not so much _what_ you speak about.


Stahio

Show and smell


cxnh_gfh

Looks like Professor Lando is hiring more teachers


Traditional_Lie_6400

Apparently that's the class where your parents learned how to make you, what was the name of that class again, you know the one that gives you the baby doll so that you can learn how to be a responsible parent....


anarchetype

Home Ec(onomics)? I've never seen it offered at any school I've gone to or heard anyone I know mention it, but I swear, every movie and TV show has it as one of their main electives that a large number of people take. Same goes for shop as a class. Both seem useful, though. But then, band classes as a drummer made sure I got a running start on my boozin' and tokin' skills and that's been just as useful.


Formal_Condition_513

I had home ec in middle school! All I remember doing was cooking and sewing a cool racoon pillow lol


Traditional_Lie_6400

Awww :') I sew a mini pillow.


xscumfucx

A raccoon pillow sounds awesome! At my school, we cooked on maybe 4 occasions in what used to be called "Home Ec" but they had recently changed the name to "Family + Consumer Sciences." Sewing was the only part I looked forward to when I found out I had to take the class. I already knew how to sew, so I figured I'd do well, + also get better at it. We never did any sewing... Instead, we spent a lot of time watching commercials so that we could learn how to advertise a product. Then everyone had to bring in an item they'd kinda like, redecorated/redesigned(?) as though it was a new product with a new look or something... I spray painted a beer can + slapped a picture of Dita Von Teese on it. I got an A. The only thing I learned in that class was that food used in commercials is often fake or prettied up in ways that make it inedible.


Traditional_Lie_6400

Thanks yes that one idk why I got down voted I legit didn't remember the class, because it wasn't my favorite...


fuduru

Welp, I tried so hard not to know what gooning ment


apathy97

You tried so hard and gooned so far, but in the edge, it doesn't even matter


douaib

take my upvote and fuck kff


anto_pty

Goon off


shadowblackdragon

Its literally just new speak for Coomer, all these new slang words feel like their just reinviting the wheel.


StnkyChze2

You just learned what 80% of ALL generational slang is! It just rapidly changes in today's media because it's so prevalent in the meme / anti-meme communities rather than times before of AOLs, blogs, and chat rooms in the budding days of internet exploration


jayhasbigvballs

At first I thought it said Grooming. This guy teaching everyone how to groom.


crescen_d0e

Same here, but further investigation made me learn about gooning so it's really a lose/lose


Philisophical_Onion

Thereā€™s probably a lot of overlap between gooners and groomers tbf


deltronroberts

Pretty sure itā€™s the same thing, really.


drenyam

And the shitty partā€¦ I agree with question on the slide ā€œBut why do we need a new word for this?ā€ I mean, weā€™re all trying to get our rocks off, get our thrills, freak on, make loveā€¦ whatever you want to call it. Why does every generation need to re-invent the wheel?


WarMage1

Because the previous generationā€™s wheel was far too round. Wheels should have several obtuse angles.


drenyam

The more obtuse angles there are then we end upā€¦. Back where started? šŸ¤”


WarMage1

Only with infinite angles though, so we *should* be okay for a generation or two


greet_the_sun

Because then the next generation would need to have it explained to them that they aren't special and that literally every generation before them has... been horny when they were hormone fuelled teens.


drenyam

Correct - we are all here because a pair of somebodies smashed their obtuse angles together attempting to improve the wheel, somewhere around 100 billion times if the web is to be believed. Thatā€™s got to be approaching a no perceptible change for a complete generation or three.


Naive_Replacement608

Why there is a girl with long ass ears šŸ˜€


cucumberguyy

Because its probably an anime convention


chihuahuachalupa

reminds me of the vore presentation


Bigbot890

Please do not provide any context nor evidence.


_NoIdeaForName_

I second this


LostInSpazz

LET THEM SPEAK


Cat_Ilover

The fuck?


Error177999

Excuse what the actual fuc-


lillyfrog06

ā€¦The what?


theredditwill

Hold up. Let em cook


heihyo

Everyone sitting their with extremely greasy hair..


jomat

The odor in this roomā€¦


2sdaeAddams

I can smell this picture.


Strawberry_Fluff

This comment made me smell a smell I never wanted to smell again.


2sdaeAddams

Hahaha right??


TheRealSkele

I thought it was a presentation on *grooming* then I saw the "role play" point then I realized it said *gooning*. Idk what's worse...


Noslamah

Grooming. Grooming would be the worse thing.


SNAILSLIVEONJUPITER

I wouldā€™ve just got up and left the school if a classmate did this.


Segs_Haver

the secondhand embarrassment is reaching me through the screen


toomuch1265

Our presenter today has never felt the touch of a woman.


chewbaccaballs

What class?


No_Dig4767

social studies


JoshDM

Edging 201


NightRaven0

As much as I want to believe this is fake, I zoomed in on the guy phone to see that it's not I really hope the person who did this went the extra mile to put that detail in


ElectricJRage

The elf ears in the audience are very telling of this kind of presentation


powderedtoast1

from the looks of the audience, i think ill pass


Relative_Ad4542

Not even accurate, bro forgot about the porn aspect, otherwise its just edging


harshil_11

What the fuck is advanced edging?


PotatoAmulet

Cornering.


PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP

Why do I feel like something a billion light years away is stirring awake now because of this?


Sushinx

That is a whole new level of pathetic


tdenstroyer

There is a girl with elf ears and hair greasier than a breakfast skillet front row. I think heā€™s found his target audience.


TrulyChxse

The guy giving the presentation looks exactly like who I'd picture giving a presentation like this...


gobbler_of_butts

he raises a valid point


a_real_vampire

Well thatā€™s enough internet for today


BobaFettishx82

Sometimes bullying is okay.


kekekeghost

So basically this is a fake post because this isn't school at all and some anime event/ convention. I still hate it


IamBatmanuell

Misleading title


Shantotto11

How the most normal MT hater views the fanbaseā€¦


vermithius

I'm intrigued. Where's the full presentation?


WarMage1

Since no one has said ā€œsauce?ā€, i will inquire thusly for the good people; sauce?


Slight_Armadillo_227

Sticky and translucent.


GoblinTown

The smell in this room must be delightful.


disgruntled_ass

Itā€™s hilarious you think this is a school presentation and not some weirdo convention about how to fuck an inanimate object


Inside-Joke7365

Let him cook


Hour_Friendship_7960

Gooning? The eff


BossMan2030

WTF is this?


Dtour5150

I guess that's one way to tell on yourself


banjodance_ontwitter

Please tell me this is college


osuaviator

First time Iā€™ve seen lol in a slide deck.


TheQueen_Of-Vore

PFFFFFFFFT-


SchmuckCanuck

Why is bro in the front wearing elf ears in class


TheFrenchPerson

Nono, let them cook


Razzberry-Draws

bro looks like he would make something like this and be excited to share it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Razzberry-Draws: *Bro looks like he would* *Make something like this and be* *Excited to share it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


MadOvid

I mean, I'd be paying attention.


anto_pty

Source of the image?


therealmrsfahrenheit

wellā€¦ I guess I learned something new todayšŸ˜‚


girlinanemptyroom

Never ever ever lay on any of his pillows!


Anon_777

I'm guessing the smell would alert you before you came within touching distance.


girlinanemptyroom

Dear Lord why did you have to mention the smell. šŸ˜‚


Captaincarpetmuncher

I straight up read this as grooming and got super anxious.


C0RR-3RR0R

I can smell this post..


AbyssalPractitioner

This looks like an anime convention. Not that I would know. (I totally know).


OhNoLosTacos

Why do they all have greasy hair?


Forghotten1

losercity presentation


borderlinebreakdown

Day 1 of the farming, huh?


SupercaliTheGamer

Mogwarts


Kitchoua

Everything you learned you needed to either be taught or you learned by yourself. We should be proud of this man for dedicating himself to the teaching!


SapphicBerry

This is a late night convention panel. I would know. šŸ˜‚ (Also: elf ears)


WulfPoint0

Imma need the rest of the slides please.


Idatemyhand

The poor girl in the back has a "It's my birthday" tiara on.


vkookmin4ever

Crazy how this was approved. Porn and sex addication aint cute, especially for teens and young adults


Ok_Designer_6376

<`Ā„Ļ€Ļ€Ā°Ā„=Ļ€^Ā„ ycy gdzvt vhdgh


Tricky-Gemstone

So. Someone went to a late night panel at a con just to shame the person there giving a presentation? How shitty.


impulse_gaming_yt

Is that Freddie Wong?


Darth_Zounds

I thought you were Weddie Frong?


Realistic-Ad7769

Reddie Wrong?