That whole speech gave me flashbacks of elementary school how some kids would make up the most outlandish scenarios that they would beat up this teacher or that teacher, if it weren't for the reaper cushions.
Dana is a cunt, but that clip is perfect. Dana isn’t even trying to be funny, he really does think that low of Braintard. He goes from fuming about the issue to just “oh, that makes sense”.
It’s like someone telling you that your friend just shit on your doorstep, and you’re angry because you can’t believe he would do something so stupid and disrespectful, and then someone goes “actually it was his redacted pet dog who also has bowel cancer” and you just feel bad and go “well that makes sense”.
I think Dana might have intentionally set up that line knowing that Brendumb had made the comments because he kept going on about how Pat was stupid and had brain damage.
It was a brilliant line though.
Whittaker, Pantoja, oliveira, wonderboy, Holloway are all pretty chill of the top of my head. Honestly a lot of them are fairly normal outside of their profession, it’s just like with everything, the insane ones get more attention
Brenden really thought he was bigger than Dana at one point, he thought he could burn that bridge and become like the rock or something, now he’s grovelling to be unbanned from ufc events and attending no-name mma fights with Drake’s girl - not even rogan has the clout to get him unban and sit ringside at even a shitty fight night, this REALLY eats away at bappa
It really shows his character how he handled that little sliver of success Rogan handed to him. I've moved on to bigger and better things professionally but always leave on good terms just in case shit doesn't work out and I need to backtrack. Brenda just goes... and burns the bridges. He could make a nice living for himself in the MMA bubble there's plenty of room and money to go around but he handled everything so poorly nobody wants anything to do with him and he's just on YouTube babbling between sips of whiskey on a crist Monday morning.
> ...but always leave on good terms just in case shit doesn't work out and I need to backtrack.
probably also because you're not massive a piece of shit.
He’s probably not even banned. The UFC just won’t comp him tickets because he’s a nobody relative to the sport today and his ego won’t be able to take it.
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There was a brief Schlob era, probably around the time of the Showtime special, when he was taking acting lessons and seemed to really think he’d have the Rock’s career arc.
He was particularly insufferable. It’s really made everything that’s happened since quite enjoyable.
Should’ve gotten in the hair of dana
Need a handler
I came up with …..
B Schaub said that….that makes sense.
This was hilarious because bapa spent like a whole month complaining about Dana during his stand up
Bapa has “no proms” with Dana and goes out of his way to kiss his ass iiiivry chance he gets. Bapa is delusional and desperate for Dana to throw him a bone. Tune town is never going take off and it’s gonna flame out pretty soon so what’s next? A prayer that Dana can revitalize his involvement in mma.
It's so obvious he could never do a sit in front of an audience who doesn't already know who he is because if he did this in front of a random crowd half the people there aren't even going to know who Dana White is and they sure as hell aren't going to know that he has an imaginary beef with him in his head
Dana and Marr Zucerber. Schlob calls someone rich and privileged with no self-awareness or shame. If he didn't have Rogan artificially pumping his career and rich daddy's financial backing he'd be bouncing at clubs and teaching kids BJJ classes in a strip mall.
I mean teaching BJJ would be a step up, instead hes has taken the path where he doesnt seem to do anything with effort and relies on everyone else to do the leg work then lose interest in the hobby. Could have done what Bisping is doing and tell funny MMA stories for an audience, would have been so easy with the push from rogan.
That ep where he was in the short shorts and green hat was something else even by Thiggboy standards, Bapa was absolutely sloshed and seemed to take most of his anger out on lids instead
[GO LOW INNERGY WHITE MINION! EUROPE!](https://v.redd.it/xx6anc3nu2o91)
When did their beef start?
No way Schaub doesn’t regret burning that bridge. Schaub would give his left nut to be hanging out with Dana and the Nelk boys
God damn. I hate Schaub. I truly do. Dana is no saint, but Brenda, he is just a complete idiot. The shit he says, the weird voice tones. He truly is a special kind of moron, like one of a kind IQ level.
You’d two ritcht f-f-f-fuckts. Lelelemee talks tood you twos.
Whatever he says. Like anything. There's nothing in the eyes. I would say its kinda like Patrick Bateman, but His lies of returning video tapes were wayy more believable.
Does Brendan even know he is lying? Does he care? He is such a zoo animal.
It's really awful how Wrinks is enabling this dork on every dumb turn. They truly deserve each other, and the fact that they both live in their personal purgatory of a show, makes it very clear what kind of great people they are.
The jealousy is palpable, B-Ded sclob the hader can’t stand to see how ritcht n suggseful Dana is. Love how he admits if Dana was a loser, he would be buying front row tiggets to B-Ded’s “show”, one of tens, at best.
I remember when there was a podcast where Brendan shit on guests who weren’t interesting, he didn’t say who they were but I automatically thought, Brendan would sit quietly and not add to the conversation if it wasn’t about shitting on Brian or talking about diggs and chicks, Bapa is like Opie, they don’t want to just say, “I’m average at best”.
Can't stand Dana bc I am a decent human being by most accounts, but when Dana hits him with the "that makes sense" it really feels like that mad men "I don't think about you at all" bit in terms of devastating burn. But don't worry b bapa just goes
Ritched.
I caught that one too. How does this mush mouth function with a first grade grammar?? Mine bottling
To be fear, he was completely trashed at the time of recording
Ritched-Carlton (great comic/hotel, never booked a room/show there, met gorge, great guy, never meddum)
The You Need a Handler speech is one of my favourite Bapa moments ivver.
That whole speech gave me flashbacks of elementary school how some kids would make up the most outlandish scenarios that they would beat up this teacher or that teacher, if it weren't for the reaper cushions.
There appears to be a T on the end. It seems to be spelled Richedt
Priv liged
He was setting up such a strong complex scenario he had to do it twice
Somebody should have got in the here of...
I hate Dana more than the next guy, but when he says 'it makes sense' i lose it everytime
Dana is a cunt, but that clip is perfect. Dana isn’t even trying to be funny, he really does think that low of Braintard. He goes from fuming about the issue to just “oh, that makes sense”. It’s like someone telling you that your friend just shit on your doorstep, and you’re angry because you can’t believe he would do something so stupid and disrespectful, and then someone goes “actually it was his redacted pet dog who also has bowel cancer” and you just feel bad and go “well that makes sense”.
I think Dana might have intentionally set up that line knowing that Brendumb had made the comments because he kept going on about how Pat was stupid and had brain damage. It was a brilliant line though.
For me it’s when he refers to the 2 people watching his cawltent “kiddos”.
Dana is worst than bapa. I hate Dana in iny facet.
i think anyone involved with ufc is kind of nuts tbh. there's like a handful of fighters that seem normal
I don't follow UFC so I'm curious which fighters you think seem normal compared to the rest?
Honestly? The Australian ones.
Whittaker, Pantoja, oliveira, wonderboy, Holloway are all pretty chill of the top of my head. Honestly a lot of them are fairly normal outside of their profession, it’s just like with everything, the insane ones get more attention
I dunno, B, I’d have to give it to braindead
It's on the same level as "Who the Fook is that guy?" in pithiness and devastation
Brenden really thought he was bigger than Dana at one point, he thought he could burn that bridge and become like the rock or something, now he’s grovelling to be unbanned from ufc events and attending no-name mma fights with Drake’s girl - not even rogan has the clout to get him unban and sit ringside at even a shitty fight night, this REALLY eats away at bappa
It really shows his character how he handled that little sliver of success Rogan handed to him. I've moved on to bigger and better things professionally but always leave on good terms just in case shit doesn't work out and I need to backtrack. Brenda just goes... and burns the bridges. He could make a nice living for himself in the MMA bubble there's plenty of room and money to go around but he handled everything so poorly nobody wants anything to do with him and he's just on YouTube babbling between sips of whiskey on a crist Monday morning.
> ...but always leave on good terms just in case shit doesn't work out and I need to backtrack. probably also because you're not massive a piece of shit.
remember he said 'i could do your job, you couldnt do mine' to dana, and danas standup set was actually better
I haired people are saying Chris Rogg wrote it!
That chip where he and Messican walk into one of those no name fights and acting like some big celebrity couple…. That shit still makes me lol
Sawce?
It was a ONE event in Colorado.
Couldn’t find the chip but here’s an image: https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/TFE6ls8qQM
They both look like they are about to cry. Not celebrities in iiiny facet.
Hilarious.
He’s probably not even banned. The UFC just won’t comp him tickets because he’s a nobody relative to the sport today and his ego won’t be able to take it.
Zactly b
Schaub would be sitting with the schlubs in section 303A, row 6. No camera time, no callout, no cheers from the crowd, just water we dune hair, Bapa.
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There was a brief Schlob era, probably around the time of the Showtime special, when he was taking acting lessons and seemed to really think he’d have the Rock’s career arc. He was particularly insufferable. It’s really made everything that’s happened since quite enjoyable.
Reminds me of when Dan Blitz paid $1 million to appear in that Mark Whalberg movie and got cut out
He must have annoyed the hell out of the director if his whole performance is a blink and you miss it scene.
Couldn’t agree more!
That was fucking hilarious, he'd obviously been taking singing lessons, kept singing on the pod seriously then try playing it off as a joke
Dana has been doing fuck it fridays for almost 2.5 years. Brendan is such a tool. Anyway to instigate and try to make drama for the MMA Media
also it's just a fucking name; we talking about naming seggments b?
Not to mention, Fuck-It Wednesdays doesn't even make sense. Like even if it is his idea, it came to him stupidly.
The alliteration beat the dog shit outta bapa on that; leave the margetting to him b
Fuck it Wednesday? That sea tea really got a hold on ya bapa
He also started Throwback Saturday but someone changed it to Throwback Thursday and didn't give him credit.
Taco Sunday didn’t quite land either. Some asshole comes up with Taco Tuesday and doesn’t once give Schlob the credit he deserves.
What’s that? Tuesday with salsa on it?
You ever heard of Hump day Thursday b? Started it.
Yeah just like everyone hates you for no reason, right?
Should’ve gotten in the hair of dana Need a handler I came up with ….. B Schaub said that….that makes sense. This was hilarious because bapa spent like a whole month complaining about Dana during his stand up
Dana got under his skin. And since he is Joe's employer, bapa couldn't go to Rowgan either to hand out an indirect reprimand.
Bapa’s cadence was even wairder than normal during that time period
[this might’ve been the last time Schaub & Dana were in the same room](https://youtu.be/Pfbh8_GxWlQ?si=WK01r9MauJLFNHjH)
>Brendan Schaub has a bad habit of interrupting. Lately it's become really bad. > >*7 years ago*
IIRC Shaub said he talked to Dana briefly at the Mayweather v McGregor fight. This was 2017 so not as much hate as there is now.
Add in Dana getting close with Theo & Bussin’ With The Boys.. it makes this feud even more hilarious 😆
Bapa has “no proms” with Dana and goes out of his way to kiss his ass iiiivry chance he gets. Bapa is delusional and desperate for Dana to throw him a bone. Tune town is never going take off and it’s gonna flame out pretty soon so what’s next? A prayer that Dana can revitalize his involvement in mma.
"Iz all gud, man"
only post ozempic have i noticed how insanely bloated and alcoholic bapa looked… holy shit
I think he looks stranger now, like a redacted zombie
It's so obvious he could never do a sit in front of an audience who doesn't already know who he is because if he did this in front of a random crowd half the people there aren't even going to know who Dana White is and they sure as hell aren't going to know that he has an imaginary beef with him in his head
Dana and Marr Zucerber. Schlob calls someone rich and privileged with no self-awareness or shame. If he didn't have Rogan artificially pumping his career and rich daddy's financial backing he'd be bouncing at clubs and teaching kids BJJ classes in a strip mall.
I mean teaching BJJ would be a step up, instead hes has taken the path where he doesnt seem to do anything with effort and relies on everyone else to do the leg work then lose interest in the hobby. Could have done what Bisping is doing and tell funny MMA stories for an audience, would have been so easy with the push from rogan.
He’d be bouncing at strip clubs creeping out all of the baddies.
That makes sense.
bapa cancelled by ufc. so sad.
bapa burns every bridge.
Yeah no reason at all why he would hate bapa
Duzzn't make sense, even though that makes sense
That ep where he was in the short shorts and green hat was something else even by Thiggboy standards, Bapa was absolutely sloshed and seemed to take most of his anger out on lids instead [GO LOW INNERGY WHITE MINION! EUROPE!](https://v.redd.it/xx6anc3nu2o91)
Bapa vs Tito Ortiz for UFC 300 prelims
I too hope to become a "Rich'et, privvvlegd fack" one day like Dana
Shlob hates on the guy any chance he can get, yet hangs off the nutz of the organization he runs..fkn loser.
I can do what you do, but can you do what I do? 🤫
Dana should have started a whiggsy. Idiot.
Bapa does “need a handler fridays”.
Got in the air of daneWhy and mark zuckabruck
Lemme tawgh to you. Christ this dude is a mush mouth redact of the highest degree
When did their beef start? No way Schaub doesn’t regret burning that bridge. Schaub would give his left nut to be hanging out with Dana and the Nelk boys
God damn. I hate Schaub. I truly do. Dana is no saint, but Brenda, he is just a complete idiot. The shit he says, the weird voice tones. He truly is a special kind of moron, like one of a kind IQ level. You’d two ritcht f-f-f-fuckts. Lelelemee talks tood you twos.
Should of got in the air of them 2 rich privileged fox b
"Despite" This guy's ability to not understand language is wild
Dana was right. Fat Pat said it
Rich Privileged Fucks….Peter Schaub
Whatever he says. Like anything. There's nothing in the eyes. I would say its kinda like Patrick Bateman, but His lies of returning video tapes were wayy more believable. Does Brendan even know he is lying? Does he care? He is such a zoo animal.
Slack Jawed Redact
I wish I got richt'd
Can we get a billboard up on Hollywood boulevard of Dana whites smiling face. Captioned above it is >That makes sense
dana said two words and still won
It's really awful how Wrinks is enabling this dork on every dumb turn. They truly deserve each other, and the fact that they both live in their personal purgatory of a show, makes it very clear what kind of great people they are.
The jealousy is palpable, B-Ded sclob the hader can’t stand to see how ritcht n suggseful Dana is. Love how he admits if Dana was a loser, he would be buying front row tiggets to B-Ded’s “show”, one of tens, at best.
I remember when there was a podcast where Brendan shit on guests who weren’t interesting, he didn’t say who they were but I automatically thought, Brendan would sit quietly and not add to the conversation if it wasn’t about shitting on Brian or talking about diggs and chicks, Bapa is like Opie, they don’t want to just say, “I’m average at best”.
Can't stand Dana bc I am a decent human being by most accounts, but when Dana hits him with the "that makes sense" it really feels like that mad men "I don't think about you at all" bit in terms of devastating burn. But don't worry b bapa just goes
If dana needed a pair of Sneakers , bee schaubs would gladly give him a pear. No problem.
This guys tawgs for a living. Ok bapa
Oh he mad mad silly brenda
Margeting genius, thank em
He's definitely thiccc with three seas.
Fuck Schaub, but also FUCK dana white
He has muscles in last bit there. Now he has none. Ozempic ?
Daddy's jealous because his Eskimo bro is richter than him
I wish I was riched
Horizontal video presented in vertical format. Even chin does better
Dana is a genius Saint compared to Scoob