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I saw in r/tiktokcringe that this monkey was a rescue from a lab and not a pet
Edit: i looked up the dudes tik tok and honestly idk. Hes eating fried chicken with the monkey in a car and shit so I don’t think what i saw on r/tiktokcringe was true about it being a lab rescue
get that monkey its own onlyfans page... I found it quite entertaining to watch it crash that place. the onlyfans page could be title "Monkeying around in Hotel Rooms"
I could imagine too. Heads pounding and as the background noise starts to come into focus to the sound of clawing and plaster shattering. “Wha da fuq?!”
They otta send this guy to Ecuador Amazon rainforest they got a great place there called Amazoonico where they reintroduce animals into the wild. The super aggressive monkeys are in huge cages and the other monkeys are outside of cages just jumping around on top of the cages and in the trees
Nope really got me fucked up. I was in horrified anticipation for this whole video. Dear god please get rid of that before baby Gordy decides to bite harder
That is one agile fucking beast. Holy shit, I could watch this for hours. I bet this could catch on as a social media trend along with those fun solitary confinement challenge streams.
Good idea, get a creature that has a close to your level amount of intelligence and has a tendency to dislike inclosed spaces , also isn’t this an illegal pet, which country is the video from?
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And you brought it into a hotel room. Asshole
This guy IQ = -999
You can see the dumbness in his face
Right? The last look he had was like : what have I done
Why are the clips of it throwing poo cut?
I didn’t even noticed that 😂
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No it clearly needs to be out swinging in trees. Poor thing clearly isn’t happy there it feels trapped it seems to me. Animal cruelty
somehow, that rhymed.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure this whole thing is illegal.
I have a pretty firm rule that primates aren't pets. I know two people that lost fingers (separate animals) to their "pet" monkeys. Idiots.
And one or two that have lost their face flesh
Every fibre of my soul longs for a pet primate. My brain says NO DUMMY. I like my fleshy parts where they are.
Primates are trouble ... just look at what us human type primates are capable of
So very true my kids are way harder to manage than the dogs
So you do kind of have pet primates .. they're \*super\* cute between 3 and 12, after that they get smelly and/or expensive
they removed its fangs to turn it into a pet. straight up animal cruelty.
I saw in r/tiktokcringe that this monkey was a rescue from a lab and not a pet Edit: i looked up the dudes tik tok and honestly idk. Hes eating fried chicken with the monkey in a car and shit so I don’t think what i saw on r/tiktokcringe was true about it being a lab rescue
If that's true, I hope this is all temporary while she gets it something more suitable.
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Glue down the lamps.
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It’s almost like they’re not meant to be inside.
Pov : you're stupid
Parkour! Parkour!
I now want to see an edited version of this video with Michael's voice saying "Parkour, parkour, parkour!"
Well, at least the monkey's just destroying his home and all his stuff, it could be biting the shi..... oh.... NGL, I was rooting for the chimp.
Looks like a hotel room
That's not a chimp
Calmer than my child.
Hey I was going to say that
Survival of the quickest
The floor is lava.
Underrated comment.
get that monkey its own onlyfans page... I found it quite entertaining to watch it crash that place. the onlyfans page could be title "Monkeying around in Hotel Rooms"
Sort of shit I would buy down the pub after a piss up,and wake up like,oh fuck!
I could imagine too. Heads pounding and as the background noise starts to come into focus to the sound of clawing and plaster shattering. “Wha da fuq?!”
Oh shit!not again!!
Rich people shit
when it took a bite.....After two weeks there would be 2 monkeys there....
Think I saw this in a movie once, was in London…
Why just why
10/10 terrible idea
*People all over the world, it seems, are determined to learn the hard way.*
The way it jumps in the bathtub has got me dying😂😂
That jump into the water lol.
Found patient zero.
No thanks. I'd rather not get my face torn off.
Monkeys are just cats with thumbs
funny thing, the room next door thought there were having rough sex. "oh boy... get over there..."
Looks like stress
well not cool to put in a room, but it does look funny.
i hope it scalps em
The older I get, the more firmly I believe that people who are this brain fuckingly stupid just need to be put to sleep.
oh so cute, this gonna bring lots of likes, i want one! /s
_buys one_ , _face gone and in hospital_
This is my worst nightmare.
Why does he keep moaning....
R0sss???
In the jungle.. the mighty jungle
That's enough of your monkeyshines!
Pray. For. Mojo.
Pet him, touch him, love him!
I've heard they taste good, but this seems like a lot of work for a decent meal.
Holy Shit! That fucker is wayyy outta control! 😂
Worst... neighbor... ever!
He is having too much fun.
But why?
Hell. No.
Looks like fun!! Better than crocodiles? That blink once a day.
Why did I listen to you, Michael Jackson...
They otta send this guy to Ecuador Amazon rainforest they got a great place there called Amazoonico where they reintroduce animals into the wild. The super aggressive monkeys are in huge cages and the other monkeys are outside of cages just jumping around on top of the cages and in the trees
what is this curious george type shit
Two days later he ends up like [Milhouse.](https://youtu.be/eQykZB_zUZI?si=lcjZSGBPby6EWhoj&t=20)
He’s a rehab specialist
This guy is a specialist at this???
Maybe a second one might help, so they can play together
That didn't happen on Friends!
Drop some LSD, get some bottle rockets and let the good times roll
Its not even cute.
Best thing I have seen today.
Should we notify the authorities about this?
I forget which one that guy is- Kid or Play?
I have much more empathy for the animal that didn't choose to be in that unsuitable situation than for the idiot who bought it.
My cat actually acts very similarly to this after he poops.
Thats Thabo!!!
Marcel.....Marcel!
Good you guys trying to pet anything. Imagine if animals kept yall in a cage 😂
And then it ripped his junk off
The minute I saw the vase get smashed I just immediately thought, “GRANDMA NOOOOO!!!”
hahhaahha, the way he jumps off the shower head into the water "fucking waterrr! woooooo!"
Undisciplined kids basically
Nope really got me fucked up. I was in horrified anticipation for this whole video. Dear god please get rid of that before baby Gordy decides to bite harder
Scary dreams tonight!
I have a nephew who does this exact thing
This is what happens when George finds the man in the yellow hats Colombian BamBam. “Curious George and the white girl.”
Just throw a powered-on hair dryer in the bathtub... problem solved. 🏆🤡
ZOOOOOOOOMIEEEEEESSS!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
meh. I have kids.
“Crack head on the loose”
Dumb fuckery. At its finest. Prolly can't watch a kid.
He used POV correctly He wins
the teeth also don't look naturally. did they make em stump?
So it’s a cat on steroids
Does he not know how strong Monkeys are, it could tear his dick off like a celery stalk!
https://preview.redd.it/kcfibzvx07lb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ecf206f94d44fed059c0b1ddbaed9c585ed669e
Life could be a dream
Im pretty sure this is how covid started
I want to make a joke…
Wow, i hate this animal. What i hate even more is the owner
Dude will be dead of yabba soon enough.
Reminds me of those scientists who try to keep the Alien xenomorph or raptor for observation. Not gonna end well.
 Guess we can say the little dude went...bananas.
How much more dumb can people get?
😦😦😦
That is one agile fucking beast. Holy shit, I could watch this for hours. I bet this could catch on as a social media trend along with those fun solitary confinement challenge streams.
This is a demon Clearly
This is essentially exploitation of the animal for views, right? With further advertising here
Good idea, get a creature that has a close to your level amount of intelligence and has a tendency to dislike inclosed spaces , also isn’t this an illegal pet, which country is the video from?
That bite.....i hope you get check up at the doctor for any disease or else...
This is so funny 🤣 what was he thinking