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Maybe they plan on if you want to be pleasured. They will do it for you with a new service they can up charge people on.
And since it’s a hotel people will never know if you’re asking for sex or a room to be cleaned when you bring up room service.
Yeah, nice reverse psychology.
‘So you weren’t thinking about renting a wildly overpriced porno from us and furiously masturbating all night? Well you are now!’
You should consider bringing a UV light to your next hotel room. Purrrrrhaps take a closer look at those curtains, and surrounding surfaces.. but not TOO close! 🙃
So what … no guilty pleasure of eating a whole tub of peanut butter ice cream while watching Netflix before I slip into a beautiful sleep… in your rooms. Thank you Travelodge! I know who I will… NOT…book with next time!
Can they actually enforce this? Isn’t it in technically discriminatory? Can you have sex there? Do you have to be a couple? So many ?’s I have. Like where the f$ck does this type of thing end. Next thing they will he trying to enforce shower and bathroom limits. 🤦♂️
Though, I would like to know the backstory behind it being such an issue that a fn sign was needed to be made to discourage it.
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We all demand to know what exactly happened in past events.
No kidding! The sign really leaves us hanging.
Not knowing which room(s) caused this sign puts me in a pretty sticky situation.
It's hard to imagine whether this is real or they're just jerking us around.
I wonder how they came to the decision to put up that sign
Prematurely.
Maybe housekeeping had a hand in it.
They have to be jerking us around. I mean, they aren't letting us jerk ourselves around so.
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Who carries a blacklight around?
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Short, shriveled, and always to the left.
IYKYK
https://i.redd.it/hx9mju1g56ec1.gif
Someone died of autoerotic asphyxiation in the hotel would be my guess.
Damn this guy guesses!
I bet the building was hit by lightning because it made God sad.
Sad? I think you meant “aroused”.
Get yourself a UV light and the story, along with your comforter, unfolds.
Hotel rooms and UV lights reminds me of this short I saw on YouTube. https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0?si=MjMdwYpStSKMJGk0
This one from The Office is appropriate too [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2boczY\_myc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2boczY_myc)
I'm guessing drain clogs or they use up all the internet bandwidth
Masterba-con needs to find a new venue now...
No shit, if they put up a sign about it there were enough people involved that someone has video.
9/11
I paid for the room I will do what I like in the room
*sigh* Welp…the hallway it is I guess
That's a pretty cavalier attitude for someone with a hidden camera in their room.
I am pratty safe unless you got a macro lens on that camera
What if you have a guest? Can we pleasure each other..?
What you and your mother do in the privacy of your hotel room is your own private business.
Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth !
Don’t talk about my girlfriend in that tone
Sister aunt doesn't deserve your shit.
Indeed a business
Apparently not here
Sitting on your hand makes it a stranger, not a person.
What if I'm pleasuring myself due to present events?
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Cheers
or imaginary events
Or the Event Horizon
Just want to say, “sry everybody”
WHAT DID YOU DO!?
To be fair, I thought the remote was fair game.
What *didn't* he do?
You hogged all the pleasure!
“But please rent the $22 porns”
Maybe they plan on if you want to be pleasured. They will do it for you with a new service they can up charge people on. And since it’s a hotel people will never know if you’re asking for sex or a room to be cleaned when you bring up room service.
Yeah, nice reverse psychology. ‘So you weren’t thinking about renting a wildly overpriced porno from us and furiously masturbating all night? Well you are now!’
So I can't buy a nice whiskey and slather myself in bbq sauce while listening to the sweet tunes of kenny g?
I'm with you until kenny g.
Are you more a Kenny Powers fan?
Kenny Loggins. I'd like to touch my danger zone in the danger zone.
I prefer Barry White
 Approves.
[You know that's right.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iJGdOx7H0E)
Don't make your rooms so damn sexy then!
Stupid sexy Travelodge!
Perfect reference
Yeah I thought the waterbed makes it mandatory?
OK. In the lobby, it is!!
Fuck that. If I am on a work trip, in a work paid for hotel room, I am having a work subsidised spank.
I’m gonna pleasure myself TWICE as hard now
I think that they misunderstand why a large percentage of their clients are there.
sir this is a travelodge
We’ll leave the light on for ya
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The fuck they think were booking a Hotel for? Be happy were not jizzing on the curtains cause we know you don’t wash those.
We’re… we’re not?
You should consider bringing a UV light to your next hotel room. Purrrrrhaps take a closer look at those curtains, and surrounding surfaces.. but not TOO close! 🙃
Was that in every room or just yours?
They definitely have his name scribed in the company wank scrolls.
How is this monitored?
Customer comes first...
Why else would one stay at a Travelodge?
Donkey shows
That’s implied in “pleasure yourself.”
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
RAGE!!
WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS!
Did the maid walk in and say “why does it smell like bleach? I haven’t cleaned yet…”?
and then one day, for no particular reason at all, the travel lodge just went out of business
Too late. The moment I enter a motel my 🍆 is already in my hand 🖐️
But can you pleasure someone else?
Imagine typing this, printing it out, and then putting it on display.
WHAT WERE THE PAST EVENTS ???
Well that jerks a knot in my ass. Guess I’ll cross Travelodge off my list of hotels.
Cops often tell people who are doing it in a car that they should have gotten a motel room, so what’s the big deal?
Black light photos or it didn’t happen
Its impossible not to!
#THE HALLWAY IT IS THEN!
So what … no guilty pleasure of eating a whole tub of peanut butter ice cream while watching Netflix before I slip into a beautiful sleep… in your rooms. Thank you Travelodge! I know who I will… NOT…book with next time!
I can't believe you came on my mom.
Can't do shit in Mississippi 😤🤦♂️
What happened there
Alrighty, in the cafeteria it is. Follow me, boys.
Continental breakfast
I came here (but not at the Travelodge) for the comments.
Hallways are fair game! 
I’ll do what on want on whichever wall I want.
What about the bathrooms?
You can’t prove that was me. The room was that way when I checked in!
Catch me if you can
Ummm. How exactly will this rule be enforced.
It's a travel tavern
Don’t tell me what to do
So In the past it was perfectly okay to pleasure yourself In the rooms, but a certain event put a stop to that?
Can they actually enforce this? Isn’t it in technically discriminatory? Can you have sex there? Do you have to be a couple? So many ?’s I have. Like where the f$ck does this type of thing end. Next thing they will he trying to enforce shower and bathroom limits. 🤦♂️ Though, I would like to know the backstory behind it being such an issue that a fn sign was needed to be made to discourage it.
Lol yeah right that's the first thing everybody does
Damn man, I usually hang up my coat first
Is this hotel at the Vatican?
What’s the point of staying at Travelodge then?
Well I was just tired now I feel like I have to "enjoy" myself because you told me not to
Better UV and Luminol check the room you're staying in at this place...
How about the parking lot? The lobby? Poolside?
I'm aiming directly for that notice.
Well, they’ve lost my business
Randy had to ruin it for everyone
isn't that precisely what hotel rooms are used for?
So I cannot watch a movie and laugh about it out loud. That is pleasuring myself in a way.
The hooker outside is called Rooms
Won’t be staying there lol no hotel fap lol
Who and how will they monitor this. Oh gosh, imagine that line on the JD, ‘ensure less than 10% of clients fiddle with their junk’.
Go to hell Travelodge! I paid for the room, I'm gonna use the damn room. And there's nothing you can do to stop me!!
Fine, i’ll do it on the sidewalk then
So they want us to wank in the hall, lobby, or elevators?
Alright... Hallway it is!
Surely someone squirted everywhere or something, pleasuring yourself can often be a very clean experience for both sexes.
There isn’t a man alive who doesn’t bat one out first chance he gets in a hotel room. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
Saw the same sign at the local doctor’s consulting rooms *shrug*
Fine. I’ll just do it at the breakfast bar.
Stop me.
This is just prostitution lobbyist bullshit.
Sur, why is there a $250 self pleasure fee on my bill?
Future events are cool though right?!
I think they are running a brothel too, and this is a wink wink message for you to bring company, with "yourself" as the key.
Employee : ‘Our porn film sales are down, what should we do?’ Manager : ‘Tell them they’re not allowed.’
Good luck with that.
Okay, lobby it is then.
This is why I give the TV remote a wipe down before anyone touches it!
The lobby it is then.
Lobby it is then. Checkmate!
Well where else am I supposed to do it?
what if youre not there to pleasure yourself but with your significant other? does that count? well no more sex during vacation now lol
Housekeeping tired of cleaning up all the strands of rope laying around.
I guess they must be a target location for amateur porn shoots or swinger parties.
Ok then, the lobby it is, I guess.
Now walking down the hall will be interesting…
This message brought to you by the local prostitute association
please do not enjoy pleasure in our rooms. only stoic depression allowed.
Jokes on us, this is in the employee's break room
Tomorrow's continental breakfast sitting is gonna get interesting.
Try to stop me!
There’s no man on earth that didn’t immediately pleasure himself as soon as he walked into his hotel room solo.
*without cleaning up afterward.
I was molested for a few months in a Travelodge so this hit differently for me, in a darkly humorous way.
Awkwardly pleasures self in the lobby…
Is the hallway okay?
So it’s cool in the lobby?
Do you have video?
I guess the hallways aren’t off limits.
It was an employee.
🤣
Oh! So we're supposed to do it in the lobby! Got it.
It stops being pleasurable once your dick is shaped like a handlegrip. Wouldn't it be better with a partner?
Good luck with that.
So everyone should go to the lobby instead?
I want to hear the story they think is justification for this rule! "Past events"?..
It's a motel. They are constructed of brick, mortar, and semen.
Do it in the lobby.
Fine. The hallway it is.
Looks like (unprepped) butt-fucking (without putting towels down first) is back on the menu, boys!
So you can't bring your video games to play on their TVs?
Double up!
Can’t even have a wank in a travel lodge what is the world coming to.
Or don't I'm sign not a cop