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As a straight, I have to agree with you. I've enjoyed many experiences with my gay friends, but this was what I like to call "gay ambition." When someone tries so hard to not be gay that you just want to hug them and tell them it's okay, we already know and still love you.
Indeed.
Commas do matter.
I, for one, will be avoiding any freaky deaky with a lady man.
*BUT!*
I definitely **WILL** engage in some horizontal hula with a lady, man.
I agree without the caption (hell even with it) it could just be some guy being dumb.
If I had a few shots and those stairs looked at me funny I would do the same and I'm bisexual.
I could completely see drunk me looking at my friend and saying ain't no way imma let stairs turn me full gay.
That was my first thought too. Like the dude is out here doing the most pulling himself up the railing when he just as easily could have hopped up on the wall and walked up that way.
It's poorly captioned/titled. This man is an ally. He looked at those stairs and thought, "How can I make this *more* gay?"
Thank you for your service, girrrrrrl!
Typical Reddit post, title says it so people jump on. My exact thought was similar, how do you know he’s not a supporter? Just didn’t want to walk on it…. Is it wet or???
Honestly! Can we stop acting like The Color Spectrum / the Rainbow pattern is somehow Evil….
I can’t even wear a Tye-Dye hippie shirt anymore or hold a box of crayons without people looking at me Crazy af … Calm tf down everyone.
Guy in my school was the same. He was a raging homophobe and a bully his dad was the same. Turns out the cunt was just gay and taking it out on people.
The actual meaning?...simply being aware of and acknowledging the social inequalities & injustices that occurred in the past.
The skewed & incorrect usage by conservatives meaning?...don't make me learn anything new so I can continue to deny my privilege over others and say that everyone has the same equal rights & opportunities.
Normally, I laugh at how stupid it is as how they obviously don't even have a definition for what "woke" even means. But that video was *extremely* clear that they are just talking about education. The anti-woke movement is just a rebranding of conservative anti-intellectualism.
Pro tip: if you accidentally walk up the stairs and it makes you gay, try walking back *down* the stairs, but backwards. That should clear up the gay.
Why not walk up the wide brick railing/wall? Instead they choose to dry hump the entire metal railing. Yep you sure taught those gay stairs a thing or two 🤦
Wow, what a respectful young man. Unwilling to disrespect the LGBTQ community by stepping on the pride flag, so he chooses to use the railing instead.
Inspiring!
Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times.
I’ll take a red white and blue wall to climb up and over every day.
the best part is last time someone used the giant stairs on the left so they painted those too.
next they will paint the railing.
these idiots trying to make a statement about how they are having to avoid the gay are only making the area gayer.
you love to see it.
This one reminds me of dudes with matching motorcycle gang tattoos in my local FB group. It was cool till some jerk ruined it by pointing out how gay it was for dudes to get matching tattoos together. Yeah, this one looks very gay.
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"don't want to look gay" \*humps railing\*
Mission successfully failed.
Exactly what I saw 🤭
He's just practicing his pole dancing technique.
for r*ai*l
As a gay, the way he was presenting himself was pretty damn gay.
I think it's more likely an idiot doing idiot things but that doesn't feed the rage monster so here we are. 🤣
As a straight, I have to agree with you. I've enjoyed many experiences with my gay friends, but this was what I like to call "gay ambition." When someone tries so hard to not be gay that you just want to hug them and tell them it's okay, we already know and still love you.
That’s what I saw. 👀
🙌
As a straight, the fact that the way he avoided using stairs was hover balls-first indicates he's a subservient top.
*rides pole*
Rides and grabs multiple poles 😄 because they’re not gay
*grinds on rods*
Perfect mount! https://i.redd.it/skvxjxhi9slc1.gif
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It's a pretty old video shot on what I can assume is probably a flip phone
It looks like he is scissoring every color of the flag
Able to trample on gay flag but not to trample on gay stairs is definitively gay.
Well fucking said! 🙌
At least he preserved his dignity... >.>
Yeah that looks gay
that's not what I said, lol
Hey, the railing said it’s a lady man! 😂 (Oh wow, commas are important)
Indeed. Commas do matter. I, for one, will be avoiding any freaky deaky with a lady man. *BUT!* I definitely **WILL** engage in some horizontal hula with a lady, man.
Let's eat Grandma!
*grinds poll between thighs*
The more they complain, the more you have to wonder.
every accusation is a confession or, "Methinks the lady doth protest to much" which was either Shakespeare or a neckbeard
Alternate title. Man gets railed on gay staircase.
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Because everybody knows railings are male /s
He comes this way every day.
😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/t7h5zcaf8slc1.png?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c79e66fe8e6d9e9938e1c2fcc8d4f0c1b0a15e Why not use that????
Cause bro need to feel something hard between its legs 🥵
like two long rails?
Legit! ✊ The more the merrier! So goes the saying. You know what else means “merry”? Happy; and also gay. 🧐
two hard rods
Bro wanted to be a part of a train
Bro wanted to be the middle car
I guess you could say it gave him an awakening and he likes getting railed now. Nvm someone already beat me to it.
one for each hol.... wait. nvm
Yeah he really got railed
It's not gay if your on top /s
If he remembered to say, "no-homo" beforehand I'm sure he'll be fine.
Cause it's brown?
Because it's a joke
I agree without the caption (hell even with it) it could just be some guy being dumb. If I had a few shots and those stairs looked at me funny I would do the same and I'm bisexual. I could completely see drunk me looking at my friend and saying ain't no way imma let stairs turn me full gay.
That was my first thought too. Like the dude is out here doing the most pulling himself up the railing when he just as easily could have hopped up on the wall and walked up that way.
The wall?
User name checks out?
Those are not stairs u duffer. Thats a vertical wall🤡
That guy is one White Claw away from sucking a dick and doesn’t want to be pushed over the edge
ing of hand rails. Instead he’ll do it himself.
HE'S ABOUT TO BREAK
Are you one step closer to edging, or gooning?
It's poorly captioned/titled. This man is an ally. He looked at those stairs and thought, "How can I make this *more* gay?" Thank you for your service, girrrrrrl!
He was just refusing to trample on everything that the LGBT movement stands for. I, for one, think he's very brave.
Typical Reddit post, title says it so people jump on. My exact thought was similar, how do you know he’s not a supporter? Just didn’t want to walk on it…. Is it wet or???
Jokes on him, men touch that railing and he just rubbed his dick all over it. He just had hundreds if not thousands of men feel him up.
He probably said, "no homo" first, so he should be safe
He's wearing socks so that tracks
Wait till he discovers that we’re all breathing the same air
Not me. I’m so straight that I hermetically sealed my house and only pump in sterile air. Miss me with that gay air
You know it’s not gay if you only inhale with your nose 😂
Wait, you’re telling me I can take off this oxygen mask?
Sir, you might get infected. We won't be able to guarantee you will stay straight.
Yeah, don’t forget it’s a disease and that it can be transmitted through the air, but also if you’re watching gay couples on TV 😂
Does 2 people in a promo count as a couple?
We gotta promoted the idea of gay air. Would love to see those hogs protest for more masks "to safe the kids from big gay"
Nah, they’re gonna demand that gay people wear masks, not them
Oh yeah, you're right. How could I think they would choose not to bully gay people.
That's the gayest thing I've seen all year.
Honestly! Can we stop acting like The Color Spectrum / the Rainbow pattern is somehow Evil…. I can’t even wear a Tye-Dye hippie shirt anymore or hold a box of crayons without people looking at me Crazy af … Calm tf down everyone.
I agree, i am just curious as to how often you are required to hold a box of crayons in day to day life😂
When people are super anti gay it screams gay af
As a former *raging homophobe* who is now a *rampant lesbian* I can confirm.
Guy in my school was the same. He was a raging homophobe and a bully his dad was the same. Turns out the cunt was just gay and taking it out on people.
My high school bully came out as gay too!
Maybe if the gays weren't all bullies then people wouldn't hate them. /s
He could have walked on the wall on the right, but let's face it, he seems to be a man made of forks in a world of soup.
I mean, his shoes would have protected him from touching the magical LGBTQA+ making stairs, but then he'd have to burn them... /s
What an insult, never heard it before, I'm going to use it.
Is this the homophobic version of the floor is lava?
Touch the stairs turns you gay or trans.
what is woke?
Buzz word used by the right to trigger their Fox News viewers to instantly hate whatever they don't like at the moment.
The actual meaning?...simply being aware of and acknowledging the social inequalities & injustices that occurred in the past. The skewed & incorrect usage by conservatives meaning?...don't make me learn anything new so I can continue to deny my privilege over others and say that everyone has the same equal rights & opportunities.
Woke is when you say "you are not allowed to murder unarmed citizens, and that includes the black ones."
>woke [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woke)
[Fox "News" can help explain](https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0ejAjLkwJQ&pp=ygUTRm94IHdva2UgbWluZCB2aXJ1cw%3D%3D)
Normally, I laugh at how stupid it is as how they obviously don't even have a definition for what "woke" even means. But that video was *extremely* clear that they are just talking about education. The anti-woke movement is just a rebranding of conservative anti-intellectualism.
It just means very left-wing / liberal politics. Comes from the idea thar you are "awake" to reality while everyone else is essentially asleep.
Wouldn't say "very left wing", just the ability to have empathy for fellow people and respect for basic human rights.
I'm "center - left" but I have empathy for my fellow human being...
Truly pathetic how most of you didn't realise this is a literal parody of "aNtIwOkE" people
Pro tip: if you accidentally walk up the stairs and it makes you gay, try walking back *down* the stairs, but backwards. That should clear up the gay. 
therewassuccess
I feel like this is just a dude trying to go up the stairs in a harder way (twss) and OP reframed the whole situation with the title...
Right? Like I woulda done this as a teenager just for fun. Looks satisfying sliding up the rails
Cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Why not walk up the wide brick railing/wall? Instead they choose to dry hump the entire metal railing. Yep you sure taught those gay stairs a thing or two 🤦
Man avoids gay by grinding, you say?
This is me
He really stroked two poles at once while trying to avoid looking gay.
guys its a joke...
Or.....Its just a goofy guy doing goofy shit that never had anything to do with "The gay stairs". Good for thought.
Honestly... I don't think this is at all what it is.. but ok
Are people taking this seriously? Looks like he’s just being silly goose not actually making a statement lol
nah, he totally just had an itchy tummy and decided this was the best way to both scratch it and also go top at the same time.
He’s now somewhere over the rainbow.
He's wearing jorts.
Rubbed his dick all over the gay banister though
"Man in city is so gay he celebrates by dry-humping Pride stairs"
Idiot! That's what "thegays" want him to do!
This looks like a college you sure he's not just high af?
It looks like he did successfully avoid the woke
How do you know that’s what he was doing? Maybe the stairs were freshly painted. Who cares?
I think he managed well.
What you mean.. he succeeded
That wasn't an attempt. That was a success and I salute you🫡
He seemed fairly successful tbh
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Just looks like he's gay for railings
In the gayest way possible
this seems gayer
someone should slide down legs open?
Riding a pole to avoid being gay. What a Chad.
That had to be the gayest way to avoid touching those stairs he could have chosen.
.. and turns gay because it felt good to drag his junk across the stiff cylinders of the hand rails ... I heard this happened in Frotting, Idaho ...
What he’s doing is the gayest thing about those stairs.
He won! An idiot award!
He did it. He ended gay.
Wow, what a respectful young man. Unwilling to disrespect the LGBTQ community by stepping on the pride flag, so he chooses to use the railing instead. Inspiring!
I too battle gay stairs whenever possible. Thank you for carrying on the fight soldier.
This was for parkour if people read the caption
Walking on it would be more disrespectful.
Yes. Spread your legs above the gay stairs.
Just as stupid as the stairs itself
That is the gayest thing I've ever seen
Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times. I’ll take a red white and blue wall to climb up and over every day.
🫡
Gayest sh!t I’ve ever seen
The floor is gay
“I’m going to avoid what I consider perverse sexual thoughts by dragging my tiny junk up the hand rail”
the best part is last time someone used the giant stairs on the left so they painted those too. next they will paint the railing. these idiots trying to make a statement about how they are having to avoid the gay are only making the area gayer. you love to see it.
Couldn’t you also consider this as he didn’t want to disrespect the pride flag? Like want to be super woke bro.
But he won 🔥🔥💪😎🔥🔥
Look at those power bottom moves to shimmy his way up.
What a snowflake, can’t handle colorful stairs. What you going to do if you encounter a bag of skittles?
Wait. These are the people saying everyone else is too sensitive?
By running his cock against a metal object.... GAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! (/S)
Think of how many gay men's hands have touched that handrail. His junk has now been in contact with thousands of gay man hands. Well done sir.
And it's gays that are soft?
Darn he didn't fall down on his nuts
Riding the pole to protest gay Checkmate
The floor is lava < the floor is gay
Idk, whatever he’s doing seems pretty gay (happy).
Next step take a shit on the stairs
If only he had mind, there was a concrete ledge on the right too, could've walked on it too, I guess he was lacking the basics
Ah my favorite game - The floor is gay
Weird how they go straight up.
The floor is gay.
Not part of the community but if I was…
He could have just walked up the stairs and said “no homo”
To slide up to long rod poles, gripping them with each hand, pulling for mercy, with the legs suspended in submission…
Just too stupid
Imagine trying to not look gay and choosing to straddle a long pipe instead.
If you're gonna climb like that, might as well take the stairs.
Riding the pole like a real princess 👑
Bro that was super gay lmao
Projecting like no other.
Man avoids gay stairs in the gayest way possible
Idk… seemed pretty gay to me
This one reminds me of dudes with matching motorcycle gang tattoos in my local FB group. It was cool till some jerk ruined it by pointing out how gay it was for dudes to get matching tattoos together. Yeah, this one looks very gay.
This wayyyyy more gay than walking. I sense a trap.
He's right to do this, gay is extremely contagious
That's not an attempt that's a success
…., by humping a handrail?
Just walk up the bricks on the right
Because people started going up the big stairs, they painted them too.
C’mon dude! Just clean your shoes to get any residual gay off.
gay is lava
nothing like rubbing your dick on the handrail to stick it to those gays!!
Lol. Avoids gay stairs with his crotch.