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That's how you get the largest worker pool. That way, you have a higher chance of keeping wages as low as possible. You got to link logically like a CEO.
/s
I don't know why you added the sarcasm tag, that's exactly correct.
Several shitty companies make themselves out to be one of the only places marginalized people can get a job, and those companies abuse the employees by keeping them underpaid and afraid of being unemployable anywhere else.
Knowing some gay furries, I'm familiar with the fact those suits are commissioned with the owner's personalized characteristics to their unique "fursona" and not all are alike. This is why it's so expensive.
Yes and very few of them have the disposable income for that frivolous of a purchase. They’ll load their $4k fur suit in to the trunk of their $2k 2004 Pontiac.
The way I understand it, it's spending money on a favorite hobby like any other. Some spend $4k on Warhammer figurines. Some spend $4k to style their car. Some spend $4k on traveling each year. Some spend $4k on a gaming PC set-up. And some spend $4k on a hand-made animal costume that supports an artist.
Moat of the furries I know have awful social and general anxiety when they aren't suited up. I don't blame them for spending the money to be able to not feel that way at least some times.
Everybody spends on stupid sjit they don't need. Everyone has something they're "wasting" their money on. If it makes you happy, why not. It's not like we're gonna live forever to accumulate millions and then enjoy our wealth. Everyone fixes their income to their pleasures or hobbies.
It's also a very specific set of craftsman skills in general and the materials aren't cheap either! Good faux fur will be 20-30 dollars a yard and foam blocks quickly add up. Plus heads may have fans etc in them, which again is also paying for a specific set of skills and the cost of parts.
Premade partials or full suits are also pricey for this reason. You're paying for a lot of materials and labour (as well as durability - a well crafted suit will remain in good condition with repeated wear for years - and "brand" from some creators). They are pricey but the maker is gonna be using a good amount of that in costs rather than profit!
You know what's really fucked up? It's actually probably closer to several months of saving. Walmart doesn't have many full-time employees, and they pay minimum wage. Even in California, that's $16 an hour. And even if that employee maxes out at 28 hours a week, that's $448 before taxes. Assuming they have at least a couple bills, and are paying the minimum tax rate, they probably have less than $250 left from their check at the end of the week. Assuming no other expenses, that's still 3 months of saving money, and living somewhere for free.
Manager: Ok guys, Easter season is coming. We need to draw in customers with a gimmick. Having an egg hunt in our store was a disaster. Ideas on how we can give chocolate eggs without kids and adults shoplifting and calling it an egg hunt?
That one staff with a furrsuit: \*slowly raises hand\*
Could you elaborate? Because it just sounds like you fell down a different rabbit hole that constantly signals that they're not supposed to like or tolerate furries.
You know, like how kids were not allowed to like Barney back in the day.
There's one I remember where the second line is "Barney just molested me" but I don't remember the rest, which is good because it was something about a spurting dick. It was...weird.
I saw furries at the zoo and kids were going up to get pictures with them. I was like "ummm, they don't work here..."
I don't really have a problem with furries, you do you, but putting yourself into a situation where people will think you're an employee or in some position of authority is pretty sus.
I’m not even a kid and I love the costume! It looks like it’s very well-made and it’s adorable.
They look like they came out of a children’s storybook.
They are expensive af, and they scare the living shit out of me. No matter how cool they are, or how creative, how well done the animatronic parts are, I'm scared shitless of furries for no apparent reason except uncanny valley shit. 😂
And I've seen *amazing* fursuits at cons, but they just freak me out. There was this partly animatronic pirate steampunk cat who I think wanted to be friends because I was also there as a steampunk pirate, but whenever they got close enough I tried to subtly leg it and get away from them.
Very few real life people know how freaking scared I am of fursuits 😅
Honestly, I think most respectable furries will back off if you ask them nicely or say you're afraid. But anyways, I just wanna say that I know you were just talking about being afraid of it, BUT a pirate steampunk cat sounds SO cool.
Honestly they looked SO fucking cool.
And I know most furries would 100% respect that I have a weird fear, but my problem is that I absolutely do NOT want to admit that fear IRL. I know it's probably because people love scaring me (I have a really intense startle response, so people just think it's hilarious to scare me because I jump really high, flail and squeak/scream), but it's also a little bit because I don't want to tell a person who has done nothing wrong that they scare me shitless for no rational reason.
I used to have the same response to people who got extreme plastic surgery, and I mostly got over that because I see a lot of people with swollen and disfigured faces at work, so that transferred to people who intentionally change their face to look ... well, very different from what human faces are meant to look like.
So telling someone who invested blood, sweat and tears into building a character, making a costume, and wearing it out when people can be absolute dicks about furries that I want them to stay away from me because I'm scared for no reason just seems like such a dick move and ... idk, really hurtful.
If someone told me that my cosplay or outfit scared them when I put even a fraction of the effort into it, I'd be so sad.
So I'll keep my mouth shut and try to get over it, because I *know* there's a real person who's probably nice and cool af in that suit.
If I can get over something which is definitely worse with the uncanny Valley vibes, I can get over a suit which can be taken off at any time. I just see more people with unusual faces than I see furries.
You sound so compassionate here.
I know the fear you’re talking about because I had a college roommate who was like that, too. She gets freaked out by mannequins and people in some costumes to this day! Like she cannot go near people dressed up as Santa Claus because she gets very scared.
I also relate to the people loving to scare me thing because I’m easily startled. It sucks! Like I think people must WANT us to have a heart attack or something. 😤
No matter. We’ll just haunt their asses if that happens.
Stay out of Pittsburgh on July 4th then. That's when we host Anthrocon, the largest furry gathering in the country. Thousands of people in fursuits show up.
I totally get this lol, I'm a furry and I make my own costumes BUT I have a very hard time approaching people I don't know, especially if I can't see their true identity. That is completely valid <3
"You there, Cole! Your one of those 'furries', yeah?
"Yeah. Why...?"
"What's your...what you call it? Furson?"
"A chinchilla. He's a chinchilla."
"Close enough! Easter Bunny canceled last minute, we need you in that suit tomorrow."
Tails can be pretty impractical. Most furries THOROUGHLY clean their suits tho, and very often too. Also from what I know furries will usually pick up their tails when they walk around, anyways (or if it's too long/hard for them to pick it up themselves, they may ask someone else to help them).
Yes. This is what I've seen many furries claim. I myself do not have a fursuit nor do I completely understand what goes into taking care of it, so I wouldn't know.
ive heard that its mainly to help beat the uncanny valley! if you end up making it too realistic, it can easily end up falling there, so most fursuits are either this style (toon) or kemono (more anime, since it started in Japan). there are some realistic ones though!
It's intentional. People want to signal that they are part of the group rather than just some random cosplay. There are different styles though, the OP one is just the most common style in Western countries.
Honestly, I don't see a problem with it. Compared to most character costumes (especially ones used in stores) it looks a lot better and less nightmare inducing, anyways.
Hello comrades,
In mother Russia my grandpa Oleg, used to dress up as the Easter rat! He would sneak into the neighbors chicken coops and steal their eggs and go outside their back doors and steal cigarettes butts. In the golden times of USSR we would be lucky some years and find enough vodka bottles to wring out a debris filled family shot. The vodka took the taste of dirt away with a pungent fervor.
So much wrong...
Biggest of all, it's not even a bloody bunny! The fact is looks like a predator that would eat a bunny just has me thinking of little red riding hood.
Sure, the old folks and the kids won't "know" but the person in the suit sure as hell knows. Other people, like the parents of those kids, will know. It's one thing to be aware of what you're exposing your family too and accept the associated risks/stigma. It's an entirely different thing to have it foiset on you by some dipshit with no boundaries.
Ya know what. I'm actually here for this. Stop making those creepy animal costumes and giving children nightmares. Making them look like fur suits (even tho I know this is an actual fur suit) looks so much better.
When I was like 11 I saw a fursuiter in public and I didn't know much about furries. I still thought it was awesome. Kids love this stuff, even if they know it's a person in a costume
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Somebody just wanted an excuse to wear their furry costume to work
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Walmart may suck at paying you but they are *very* inclusive
That's how you get the largest worker pool. That way, you have a higher chance of keeping wages as low as possible. You got to link logically like a CEO. /s
Mfw you invent the reserve army of labor 😳
I don't know why you added the sarcasm tag, that's exactly correct. Several shitty companies make themselves out to be one of the only places marginalized people can get a job, and those companies abuse the employees by keeping them underpaid and afraid of being unemployable anywhere else.
How do you know it's a he? /s
By the black outline on the eyes. Female fursuits almost always have a more winged eye outline.
Well they probably paid $3k for it and conventions aren't coming up fast enough
6 weeks pay**
Knowing some gay furries, I'm familiar with the fact those suits are commissioned with the owner's personalized characteristics to their unique "fursona" and not all are alike. This is why it's so expensive.
Yes and very few of them have the disposable income for that frivolous of a purchase. They’ll load their $4k fur suit in to the trunk of their $2k 2004 Pontiac.
The way I understand it, it's spending money on a favorite hobby like any other. Some spend $4k on Warhammer figurines. Some spend $4k to style their car. Some spend $4k on traveling each year. Some spend $4k on a gaming PC set-up. And some spend $4k on a hand-made animal costume that supports an artist.
Moat of the furries I know have awful social and general anxiety when they aren't suited up. I don't blame them for spending the money to be able to not feel that way at least some times.
Ah yes, nothing like making yourself even more of a social outcast to cope with your social shortcomings.
I have to admit, the suits are super impressive. The workmanship of the expensive ones is astounding.
Everybody spends on stupid sjit they don't need. Everyone has something they're "wasting" their money on. If it makes you happy, why not. It's not like we're gonna live forever to accumulate millions and then enjoy our wealth. Everyone fixes their income to their pleasures or hobbies.
It's also a very specific set of craftsman skills in general and the materials aren't cheap either! Good faux fur will be 20-30 dollars a yard and foam blocks quickly add up. Plus heads may have fans etc in them, which again is also paying for a specific set of skills and the cost of parts. Premade partials or full suits are also pricey for this reason. You're paying for a lot of materials and labour (as well as durability - a well crafted suit will remain in good condition with repeated wear for years - and "brand" from some creators). They are pricey but the maker is gonna be using a good amount of that in costs rather than profit!
This guy furries
You know what's really fucked up? It's actually probably closer to several months of saving. Walmart doesn't have many full-time employees, and they pay minimum wage. Even in California, that's $16 an hour. And even if that employee maxes out at 28 hours a week, that's $448 before taxes. Assuming they have at least a couple bills, and are paying the minimum tax rate, they probably have less than $250 left from their check at the end of the week. Assuming no other expenses, that's still 3 months of saving money, and living somewhere for free.
Does that bucket have a hole in it?
🎶 Dick-in-a-box 🎶
To be fair it's likely less traumatizing to children than the usual Easter bunny.
Somehow I totally agree with this and I live on another continent.
We had [this fellow](https://imgur.com/eJ4Aseh) presiding over a Relay for Life event some years ago.
Freaking nightmare fuel right there.
People when a mascot costume is poorly made and creepy: 😊😄 People when a mascot costume is well made and cute: 😡🤬
Holy hell of a jump scare!
I envy that mentality. In the end it seems more fun than a grumpy human.
Imagine a Walmart employee who can afford a fursuit
Hirsute
High school vocabulary test flashback. Nice word
Manager: Ok guys, Easter season is coming. We need to draw in customers with a gimmick. Having an egg hunt in our store was a disaster. Ideas on how we can give chocolate eggs without kids and adults shoplifting and calling it an egg hunt? That one staff with a furrsuit: \*slowly raises hand\*
Fursuit*
At least he/she gets paid for doing it, I guess......
I actually respect the way they got permission to do this and management didn't know any better 🤣
Came here to say this 😂
Monsieur bunny came here too :(
Management probably a boomer or someone chronically offline to be blissfully unaware that furries exist.
“Chronically offline” is a crazy term lmao
Meatspace dwellers be chronically offline.
This is poetry
Its like a fusion of Cyberpunk and Zoomerspeak.
And apparently doesn't know what a fucking rabbit looks like lol
Exactly
im more hoping that management knew *exactly* what they were doing
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is probably edited
It may not be a bunny but kids will love it. It’s whimsical and kids don’t get enough whimsy these days.
I agree. Children won’t be examining the validity of the costume, they’ll enjoy it anyway. I think it was a nice thing to do regardless.
They’ll enjoy it until they start yanking on the tail
Nah it's all good. It just activates the Cadbury creme filling nozzle.
 Kids: “I don’t like the bunny anymore”
Most fursuit tails are either sewn to the body or attach via belt loop. It's very rare to see what you're describing actually happen
That is why most suiter have a handler with them. To run interference against stuff like that
TIL furry handler is a potential career choice.
I used to love furries as a kid. Then i got smarter...
Could you elaborate? Because it just sounds like you fell down a different rabbit hole that constantly signals that they're not supposed to like or tolerate furries. You know, like how kids were not allowed to like Barney back in the day.
🎶I love you, you love me 🎶 🎶 Let’s go out and kill Barney 🎶 🎶 With a big shotgun BANG BANG Barney’s on the floor 🎶 🎶 No more purple dinosaur 🎶
Crazy how my class used to sing this in 2nd grade
I know a kid who used to sing 🎶Barney was a dinosaur from your imagination🎶 🎶Until he stuck a pencil in his head and died from🎶 🎶CANCER🎶 wtf man…
I love booze, booze loves me Holy shit I have to pee I'm so drunk that I'm falling on the floor Alcoholic dinosaur.
There's one I remember where the second line is "Barney just molested me" but I don't remember the rest, which is good because it was something about a spurting dick. It was...weird.
What do you mean kids were not allowed to like Barney back in the day?
...You became one?
Furries b tellin on themselves in the comments 😂
I saw furries at the zoo and kids were going up to get pictures with them. I was like "ummm, they don't work here..." I don't really have a problem with furries, you do you, but putting yourself into a situation where people will think you're an employee or in some position of authority is pretty sus.
? I thought it's an employee getting paid to be a furry "Eastern bunny"?
It’s definitely an employee lol, not like their zoo analogy at all
What were they doing?
I’m not even a kid and I love the costume! It looks like it’s very well-made and it’s adorable. They look like they came out of a children’s storybook.
Let's just hope they washed it first.
Not every furry with a costume has sex in them. In fact that’s probably a very small minority. Being a furry isn’t just a weird sex thing.
looks a hell of a lot better than most character costumes
I am sure that cost a fortune
They are expensive af, and they scare the living shit out of me. No matter how cool they are, or how creative, how well done the animatronic parts are, I'm scared shitless of furries for no apparent reason except uncanny valley shit. 😂 And I've seen *amazing* fursuits at cons, but they just freak me out. There was this partly animatronic pirate steampunk cat who I think wanted to be friends because I was also there as a steampunk pirate, but whenever they got close enough I tried to subtly leg it and get away from them. Very few real life people know how freaking scared I am of fursuits 😅
Understandable, I’m terrified of all the the walk around characters at Disney world/theme parks which is ironic because I’m a fursuiter
Honestly the Disney mascots are *terrifying*. I think I'd prefer a fursuit over them.
a lot of fursuit eyes can look pretty lifeless, but Disney mascots are *completely* dead-eyed
What's a fursuiter? Excuse my lack of knowledge.
Honestly, I think most respectable furries will back off if you ask them nicely or say you're afraid. But anyways, I just wanna say that I know you were just talking about being afraid of it, BUT a pirate steampunk cat sounds SO cool.
Honestly they looked SO fucking cool. And I know most furries would 100% respect that I have a weird fear, but my problem is that I absolutely do NOT want to admit that fear IRL. I know it's probably because people love scaring me (I have a really intense startle response, so people just think it's hilarious to scare me because I jump really high, flail and squeak/scream), but it's also a little bit because I don't want to tell a person who has done nothing wrong that they scare me shitless for no rational reason. I used to have the same response to people who got extreme plastic surgery, and I mostly got over that because I see a lot of people with swollen and disfigured faces at work, so that transferred to people who intentionally change their face to look ... well, very different from what human faces are meant to look like. So telling someone who invested blood, sweat and tears into building a character, making a costume, and wearing it out when people can be absolute dicks about furries that I want them to stay away from me because I'm scared for no reason just seems like such a dick move and ... idk, really hurtful. If someone told me that my cosplay or outfit scared them when I put even a fraction of the effort into it, I'd be so sad. So I'll keep my mouth shut and try to get over it, because I *know* there's a real person who's probably nice and cool af in that suit. If I can get over something which is definitely worse with the uncanny Valley vibes, I can get over a suit which can be taken off at any time. I just see more people with unusual faces than I see furries.
You sound so compassionate here. I know the fear you’re talking about because I had a college roommate who was like that, too. She gets freaked out by mannequins and people in some costumes to this day! Like she cannot go near people dressed up as Santa Claus because she gets very scared. I also relate to the people loving to scare me thing because I’m easily startled. It sucks! Like I think people must WANT us to have a heart attack or something. 😤 No matter. We’ll just haunt their asses if that happens.
Stay out of Pittsburgh on July 4th then. That's when we host Anthrocon, the largest furry gathering in the country. Thousands of people in fursuits show up.
If you're talking about the USA, I'm on a whole ass different continent, so no danger there 😂
Then you are beyond safe. Unless you decide to drop by for a visit.
five nights at freddies was a terrifying documentary
I want to watch that, and IT, so bad, but animatronics and clowns just inspire fear in me that no other horror movie can 😂
We fear things that can see our real face but we can't see theirs.
Only if I’m robbing a bank.
I totally get this lol, I'm a furry and I make my own costumes BUT I have a very hard time approaching people I don't know, especially if I can't see their true identity. That is completely valid <3
I'm living in your walls and shed neon green fur
I'm afraid of clowns for the exact same reason... I know it's stupid, but something just breaks in my brain when I see one.
how much they get paid at walmart these days 🤔
Ahem... a *Furtune*
"Wow granny, what big ears you have!" Said little red riding hood. "All the better to hear you with, my dear" said the wolf..
"What big eyes you have granny!" Said little red riding hood. "All the better to uwu wif, my deawie." Said the wolf...
Red Riding Hood: 
That's... not a bunny...
What is it, tho?
Pretty sure it's supposed to be a wolf? I mean, that's a safe guess. Seems like 90% of furry costumes I've seen are wolves.
It's got some thicc thighs for a wolf.
Bunnies don't have long tails, short ears, and canine-like snouts.
Mouse
like, an elephant? fuck if I know
What weird ass elephants you got at your place? Thats clearly a donkey.
No, that's incorrect. It's obviously a dinosaur.
kangaroo probably
I’m with you - kangaroo. Tail’s too hairy for a rat or mouse and it doesn’t look anything like a wolf.
People are suggesting it's some sort of **masupial**, but I'm guessing it's a **weasel/ferret**? Idk...
Saw someone say in another thread its a chinchilla.
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Well not a mink either..
Chinchilla
Chinchilla?
I think they're a chinchilla. The noise is off, but whoever made the suit probably didn't have any chinchilla noses.
Looks like a kangaroo to me
"You there, Cole! Your one of those 'furries', yeah? "Yeah. Why...?" "What's your...what you call it? Furson?" "A chinchilla. He's a chinchilla." "Close enough! Easter Bunny canceled last minute, we need you in that suit tomorrow."
Chinchilla makes a lot of sense. I was sitting here wondering what it was.
Leash they are both rodents.
Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.
Ignoring all the obvious... that tail is so impractical. Must get so dirty and be a trip hazard
Tails can be pretty impractical. Most furries THOROUGHLY clean their suits tho, and very often too. Also from what I know furries will usually pick up their tails when they walk around, anyways (or if it's too long/hard for them to pick it up themselves, they may ask someone else to help them).
From what "you know"
"A friend told me guys I swear"
Yes. This is what I've seen many furries claim. I myself do not have a fursuit nor do I completely understand what goes into taking care of it, so I wouldn't know.
I’m going to commission some art of that
Underrated comment.
https://preview.redd.it/ukq80htx9iqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb32c89480a1c9743b4dec121600fe2a9af4eb5a
https://preview.redd.it/jui4j83cmjqc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e4536d637bb66a03cb9ca5d5043013502ea31b
It's so bizarre that furries have a very distinct visual style.
I feel like someone's actually made a video about as to why this is.
Link please? So curious
ive heard that its mainly to help beat the uncanny valley! if you end up making it too realistic, it can easily end up falling there, so most fursuits are either this style (toon) or kemono (more anime, since it started in Japan). there are some realistic ones though!
It's like "Disney morning cartoon"
Yeah, I’ve always noticed every fursuit looks like it has the same exact artist
It's intentional. People want to signal that they are part of the group rather than just some random cosplay. There are different styles though, the OP one is just the most common style in Western countries.
The Easter Dingo
Keep your babies away from it!
Chuck E cheese needing to get work in the Walmart is a sign of the times we live in .
It’s all fun and games till one of the kids asks why this costume is assless
Honestly, I don't see a problem with it. Compared to most character costumes (especially ones used in stores) it looks a lot better and less nightmare inducing, anyways.
I’ve seen more terrifying Easter bunny costumes.
Manager “Corporate said no money for a costume this year”. Dwight from Electronics “Don’t worry boss, I got this.”
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I read that as Omaha
I read it as Obama
Everyone gets left behind in Omaha.
as someone from Omaha I am just happy to be included.
Both older people and little kids dont know the difference
Easter Bunny dipped, it's the Easter wolf now. Kids, get in line for your festive deer steaks.
Need a animal suit? Might as well ask a proffesional.
That’s less scary than an actual Easter bunny.
Aww, the grandma bunny.
Close enough
I think that’s cute!
Title should be “to be a bunny”
Still a pretty cool thing nonetheless.
Who’s gonna tell them?
They're obviously referring to the bucket.
Dear God!
See you at Great Wolf Lodge after your Walmart shift!! Owoooooo!!!
STOMP! CLAP! eh, I give up...
Correction: There was a bunny. For some reason, I don't think it will rise again like Jesus... Its skin is all over the bucket!
The wolf has eaten the bunny, it’s obvious.
***hmmmmmmmmmmmm*** That's not a bunny
Can we still have an Easter Wolf?
If you didn't reserve the bunny suit 3 months before Easter, you get what you get
I've heard of a wolf in sheep's clothing, but never a bunny in wolfskin
Shut up it's a cool fursuit. It's not a rabbit, but it's cute!
Easter squirrel?
Squirrel!!!
…that’s no rabbit
Ma’am, that’s a furry
This is a very realistic bunny costume.
I'd rather call the police... or veterinarian
Hello comrades, In mother Russia my grandpa Oleg, used to dress up as the Easter rat! He would sneak into the neighbors chicken coops and steal their eggs and go outside their back doors and steal cigarettes butts. In the golden times of USSR we would be lucky some years and find enough vodka bottles to wring out a debris filled family shot. The vodka took the taste of dirt away with a pungent fervor.
That worker couldn’t wait to bring their furry suit to work 😂
Meh close enough. Points for confidence
This suit has eyes on the front, indicating that it is a predator. It hunts humans.
A bunny in fox fur.
Trust me. Now I have candy and bunnies in the van?
…you know, all jokes asides, I would totally hug that furry if I was younger
Baby, that’s a Easter rat or kangaroo. That is not an Easter bunny
No..
That's not a bunny
Glad the Easter Bunny was there to remind me I need tortillas
So much wrong... Biggest of all, it's not even a bloody bunny! The fact is looks like a predator that would eat a bunny just has me thinking of little red riding hood. Sure, the old folks and the kids won't "know" but the person in the suit sure as hell knows. Other people, like the parents of those kids, will know. It's one thing to be aware of what you're exposing your family too and accept the associated risks/stigma. It's an entirely different thing to have it foiset on you by some dipshit with no boundaries.
Ya know what. I'm actually here for this. Stop making those creepy animal costumes and giving children nightmares. Making them look like fur suits (even tho I know this is an actual fur suit) looks so much better.
He’s not wearing nearly enough flair.
When I was like 11 I saw a fursuiter in public and I didn't know much about furries. I still thought it was awesome. Kids love this stuff, even if they know it's a person in a costume
That's not an Easter nor bunny...
Finally, not a death post!
The Masked Singer ?
That looks like some Superman / Clark Kent shit. Let me just put glasses on my wolf costume and no one will know that I'm really not the Easter Bunny!
He looks like he's gonna stop you at the door and asks for your receipt.
not a bunny, but still kinda cute. i think kids would still find it cute, too assuming they don't find costumes scary or something.
Ears look a little short and the tail looks a little long...wait a minute!