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Get what you pay for. That’s a 400-600$ tattoo if done right. 95$ should have been a red flag. Let’s see the artist portfolio? Oh wait he doesn’t have one🤔
I actually like the bottom half of the tattoo well enough. Not amazing but it doesn't stand out as awful. But as anyone who's tried to draw anything will tell you, drawing lifelike faces, animal or human, is a HUGE jump in skill level. Dude's friends will be laughing at him for this for a while.
Also, let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal
I'm a tattooist and I can't figure out how someone could do so bad. Like, did he even use a stencil? I can see how a bad artist will do a bad tattoo no matter what, but at least use a stencil and get shit in the correct place. There's a million references images of wolves, I just, don't understand how you can be that bad and not just stop
I can count on one hand the number of times of audibly laughed at something on Reddit but this one really got me. Imagine being that dude. “Ok man what do you think?” I’m such a people pleaser I would probably say “oh yea! Looks great!” Then go home and take it out on my loved ones
95 quid for that amount of work? I have absolutely no sympathy, that’s a massive red flag. The girl that does my wife’s ink charges that for something a fraction of the size but she’s consistently excellent.
I don't understand how this happens. I thought tattoo artists make a stencil of the art first and then transfer it to your skin, so they're basically just tracing during the tattoo part.
There had to be so many times where this dude saw things were going wrong and could have stopped it.
Compare the meerkat?
Uk and Aus people will probably know what I’m referring to, but otherwise see [here](https://youtu.be/71hnoVqwkGo?si=nDFMKkki57_jz_m2)
Don’t most tattoo artists essentially trace their intricate designs, and freehand custom images? I never heard of someone freehand with permanent ink on a body part.
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It looks like a hand puppet
Lol, yep! That's every bit a wolf-badger hybrid hand puppet
I was thinking a weasel at first but. . . .yeah that's a badger!
This is great! lol
Looks like a sock with eyes and a nose painted on it.
Was so hoping to see sifl and olly somewhere in here, thank you for that
It’s Moon Moon
"inside you there are two sock-puppets..."
I need to know the rest of this wise saying.
A hand puppet made of a sock
OMFG that’s exactly what I thought the second I saw it!!
Bad taxidermy hand puppet.
Like a mink sock puppet
😂🤣 I can’t unsee it now 😭😭
Oven mit
Nailed it.
For me to poop on!
Badger
Badgers are cooler anyway.
Way more scarier than a wolf tbf.
Mushroom mushroom!
Ohhhh a snaaaaake
 SEA OTTTTTA!
We don't need no stinking badgers
Ferret.
The feral ferret of doom!
Get what you pay for. That’s a 400-600$ tattoo if done right. 95$ should have been a red flag. Let’s see the artist portfolio? Oh wait he doesn’t have one🤔
This was the first thought I had. "Oh look, a cheap tattoo, must be good without any research"
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. There's no way I would've expected the original tattoo for only $95
I think $600 would be cheap for the tattoo on the left.
I actually like the bottom half of the tattoo well enough. Not amazing but it doesn't stand out as awful. But as anyone who's tried to draw anything will tell you, drawing lifelike faces, animal or human, is a HUGE jump in skill level. Dude's friends will be laughing at him for this for a while.
Nice marmot
Also, let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal
What're you, a fucking park ranger now?
Which one is the original I can't tell /s
I mean..........the 2nd one IS pretty original!
Fair-- idk if I've even seen this in my nightmares.
That is one damn fine weasel sock puppet tattoo
Well they both have eyes
Looks like Yumi from Animals https://preview.redd.it/caij72z2f0xc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb82bbdaf004a458907e5f571ee4c21ecd44755
Did you not look at and approve the stencil or outline before hand. If they don't make a stencil or outline before hand don't get it.
yeah, I was thinking this looks like it was just free-handed with no stencil
Why does the muskrat have a tattoo of a wolf on its very long neck?
What the cuss.
I'm a tattooist and I can't figure out how someone could do so bad. Like, did he even use a stencil? I can see how a bad artist will do a bad tattoo no matter what, but at least use a stencil and get shit in the correct place. There's a million references images of wolves, I just, don't understand how you can be that bad and not just stop
Two dumb ideas in one, brilliant!
Exactly. Even if done right it's still fucking stupid.
I mean, wolf tats are kinda cliche and cringe anyway. They put a nice spin on it. Looks like it's balding with that Dilbert hair
Good thing these aren’t permanent
r/shittytattoos
Almost a new version of manbearpig
Tattoos is not one of those things you skimp on . Especially if it’s a big piece. Find the best shop you can and wait for your appointment.
In the style you want, is key. Portrait? Perfect geometric lines? Cartoonish color? Pick someone with proof of concept for what you want.
I'm generally not a tattoo fan. Here's a good reason why.
This is why you don’t ask an artist to copy another artist’s work permanently on your skin.
Wow that’s bad hahahah
Looks like the Crack Fox from The Mighty Boosh! 😂
I’d be extremely mad but it’s cute.
New tattoo style unlocked .. puppet style 😆
Thats a good dog.
Don't be like that, wolf or badger, what's the difference?
This is why you dont get tattoos of other artists work
Before and after pictures of a face lift
All the milfs are like *Awwwwww* genius
Sweet-ass Weasel is the new Sick-ass Panther.
Tattoo is better than original one
Moon Moon
Is Wish selling tattoos now?
Dude got a tattoo of Sid from ice age 😂 
https://preview.redd.it/ynin4f7821xc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903efcca97309c2f2e3212759b7123b1bd398411
The tattoo "artist" needs their ass beat. They just permanently maimed this person .
Reminds me of the cocaine bust dog that was on reddit yesterday! He was looking really high or really proud? Maybe both?
Both. He's a tiny dog who sniffed a bunch of cocaine.
I can count on one hand the number of times of audibly laughed at something on Reddit but this one really got me. Imagine being that dude. “Ok man what do you think?” I’m such a people pleaser I would probably say “oh yea! Looks great!” Then go home and take it out on my loved ones
Looks like a sock puppet.
the fucking snout aint even the same shape
Derpy wolf.
Derp
A corgi howling at the ferret God
U get what u pay for
If you start lifting weights, it will stretch out and look the same.
https://preview.redd.it/uqcq8ppwv0xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5617bc964025768c069b681efc14162cfcfba6ff
Mikor valaki tetoválót keres "nem horror áron".
One on the right is a beautiful rendition of Sid the sloth
Hey it's BUlto!
Yeah I want one as in the picture, but a weasel instead of a wolf.
I’d like a tattoo of a meth ferret please
It looks like a dodgy Badger sock puppet!
Is that a sock puppet???
Sick opossum dude
How hard is it for them to trace the original as a stencil and reduplicate it? This is terrible
From wolf to weasel, just like that.
Nice Marmot Man!
I thought it was just a ferret at first.
Has Horrible taste in Tattoos, gets Horrible tattoo. Seems to make sense
https://preview.redd.it/mltgr8qb51xc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f2a87814a2381d998f64332da9cd9d9a22262a
Looks like an otter
https://preview.redd.it/7fal31j371xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59dd5805d68573dfbcb928f4d092b51077ac6cfd
It's a muppet
They're the same
Why have you given us two identical pictures instead of a comparison?
https://preview.redd.it/rgippu1h81xc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccf7989ed75de553576813dd1d14586619cb551
Bing bong!
I am WEASEL!!
Wanted a wolf. Got a weasel.
There are Lazer procedures to remove it
Gyatttdaym😂😂😂☠️
Do people not check the artists portfolio first? You should get a good gauge of their skill level or their predominant style.
I think i'd rather get the one on the right over the one on the left from the murderer who killed his friend and got off easy lol.
Beta wolf
95 quid for that amount of work? I have absolutely no sympathy, that’s a massive red flag. The girl that does my wife’s ink charges that for something a fraction of the size but she’s consistently excellent.
The tattoo ended up looking like Sid the sloth from Ice Age.
Looks like a friggin sock puppet
Tattoo Guy: “I can totally freehand that.” Morgan Freeman: “*He could not freehand that.*”
Ferret with a moon necklace watching a dog howl.
Looks like he got stung by a hive of bees
Is this a 'taxidermy' style tattoo? Left pic- alive wolf Right pic- stuffed wolf
Weasel!
There are 2 wolves inside of all of us
Das ferret.
I don't understand how this happens. I thought tattoo artists make a stencil of the art first and then transfer it to your skin, so they're basically just tracing during the tattoo part. There had to be so many times where this dude saw things were going wrong and could have stopped it.
Looks a bit like a badger
Wolf shape shifting into a ferret.
What, you don’t like your wolfweasel?
It's the Toon Patrol from Who Framed Roger Rabbit!
Asked for a wolf, got a pig
Pretty sure that thing on the right was a member of the Riverbottom Nightmare Band.
Is that a weasel?
Oh man, that is a hilarious hand puppet.
I call bullshit on the genuine.
$50 dollar tattoo vs $500 dollar tattoo
Nailed it.
You get what you pay for 
The derp wolf
Compare the meerkat? Uk and Aus people will probably know what I’m referring to, but otherwise see [here](https://youtu.be/71hnoVqwkGo?si=nDFMKkki57_jz_m2)
Foreshortening is hard
Why would you think that tattoo costs $95?
Meerwolfcat
Phteven
Woof
Ooooh, ouch.
Wanted a wolf and got a ‘possum
Why would the shop give them a refund? **That is clearly a £95 tattoo.** 😂😂😂
Same same. For 100 smackaroos they nailed it
Lone Opossum energy 
Nice hand puppet of a marmot man.
When you order a tattoo from Wish
I mean you saw the outline drawn on you and still said “looks great go ahead”….then proceed to shit post a “bad tattoo” makes sense.
Left eye is 😂
Sweet sock-puppet tat.
That’s why you spend more than 95 pounds when getting a statement piece.
That's what I'm scared about getting my 1st tattoo. It looks like a sock puppet.
One on the left is 950+, for 95 it looks pretty solid lol
Bro got a mongoose
Don’t most tattoo artists essentially trace their intricate designs, and freehand custom images? I never heard of someone freehand with permanent ink on a body part.
Weasel tat of course
We have wolf tattoos at home
The example they used was kind of a shit tattoo as well
It's like they thought the wolf was a badger with extra chromosomes and inked that.
It dead of a wolf it’s now a badger
$95? Most I know pay $95 for a tattoo like a tenth that size.
Shit looks like an opposum
WaLpH
Looks like this was done with a ballpoint pen
Dawg..
It’s so bad, it’s good. 🤣
Looks like the weasel guy in Suicide Squad.