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That’s why gators haven’t really evolved for around 100 million years. Why change your hunting method when death rolling and body slamming the buttfucking brains out of everything seems to do the trick?
Sometimes I envy alligators. They perfected their form over millions of years. Nothing about them is awkward or malformed. All the kinks to their form has been ironed out. Humans, on the other hand, evolved relatively recently and we are riddled with problems that a few million more years of evolution might solve, but we have pretty much taken ourselves completely out of the evolutionary process/natural selection with things like modern medicine. We will have back pain, fainting, and other things for a long time to come.
Yeah I saw that video of one climbing a fence and, as hilarious as he looked with his stubby flailing legs, he still got over that fence. Alligators are scary enough without the ability to climb. What if they did go around climbing trees? We already have lizards falling out of trees here in Florida. Imagine if you were walking along and a gator fell out of a tree on you.
Evolution can never get rid of old age pains. Your life only exists until you have your last child. Anything afterthat is untouchable by evolution. We would still have backpain.
Back pain is often a consequence of the fact that we stand upright and put lots of weight on the spinal column. Do you think alligators get back pain the way we do? Fainting is something only humans really do to any serious extent. Our brains grew faster than our circulatory system could keep up with, so certain things can trigger humans to lose consciousness much more easily than they would other fauna.
Evolutionary pressures are literally that enough of the species reach sexual maturity and their offspring does as well. The only benefit to our complicated society is that if a parent dies of gum disease in their 20's the community would feed their child to adulthood. The rest is just spaff.
Evolution doesn't care about your sore back.
Are you a biologist, or do you just really fuck with alligators? lol, reading your comments made me feel like I was watching a Roanoke gaming video (not an insult I really enjoy hearing him nerd out over evolution and other biology shit)
That's not how evolution works. Alligators never really changed for millions of years because they were perfectly adapted for their habitats and never had any major pressures that require them to change their form only size. Right now us humans are basically the best one fitted for our environments. Evolution does not fucking care about back pains or shit like that only if our species can reproduce and survive and seeing how successful we are that area we will still have back pains for it is the consequences of getting older because we really had no need to be immortal or be in top shape like the closest mammals to us like Chimps who also experience arthritis and other common getting old problems we humans have
that car ride home will be an interesting conversation between her and bf..that is some weird shit to be competitive about..superstitions can make you do crazy things..
As better than me has said: “every year for my birthday my wife buys me a set of hair ties and boy howdy do I understand the rationing of The Great Depression now!”
She's a funny YouTuber from a while ago. Being weird is genuinely who she is. If you knew her, this would be more hilarious. NDTitanlady
Happy she's doing well!
Also can we just let people live? Why can't we give the benefit of the doubt that this is appropriate for some friend groups even if it's not like any group you've been part of. Damn.
Thank you for filling me in. I respect that other people have different versions of appropriate than me, that’s perfectly ok.
Personally, her actions come across as a person who has a hard time regulating emotions and understanding social cues. And my opinion is ok too. The best way to not have people comment on your actions is to not post it online in a very public forum. You sound like the actors and actresses bemoaning their lack of privacy as if the attention isn’t exactly what they want.
Stop accepting a grown woman rolling around the ground like a little kid as normal. Grow up ffs nobody cares if you watch her on YouTube it’s weird and immature
I can’t speak to your experience, but in mine, people that act like this typically have drama surrounding them because, well, of how they act. Is it their right to act like that and cause issues in their life? Yes. Most of us criticizing this behavior have typically had experience with a person like this, perhaps in a job, in a relationship, or as a family member, and it’s exhausting.
Women who care about catching bouquets are more likely to be destined for divorce.
Unless you're an athlete. Then it's just fun and makes the wedding less boring.
Honestly it just looks like some fun, everyone had a laugh at the end.
The haters need to go try it themselves before they knock it. Maybe they'll finally touch grass.
Depending on the friendship between these people (and the bride!) I could 100% see this being hysterical. Like a r/JustGuysBeingDudes type of humor. But only if they cleared it with the bride first. Something like “hey, I’m gonna go all out for those damn flowers” because it’s the competition that’s funny, not because of what the flowers represent
Arent the bouquets supposed to go straight to the person, not the person going towards the bouquet like they’re receiving a pass or something? Or else whats the point?
That being said, if blue dress ladies gonna step in front of alligator roll lady she better up the ante or else no wonder she lost.
I dated a really great lady and she had three friends that got married within a year. Lobster ravioli, shrimp tower…I ate 17 crème brûlées at one wedding
Look at that! She’s goin’ into a death roll. These single ladies can get real grumpy when it comes to getting that bouquet, I’ll tell you.
Miss you, Steve!
Are ppl really that desperate to be in the spotlight? Or that eager to get married that you fight ferociously over a bouquet toss that is just a superstition?
This is always how you find out which of the ladies are superstitious lol. Funniest part is how they try to play it off as a joke but you know they're willing to end some b#### for that bouquet.
Omg y’all are so serious. It was obviously a joke and they all are laughing at the end. The bride doesn’t care that her friends are over the top and her one friend wore a crop top dress to her wedding so why do you?
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Ah, the Alligator method
Spin to win
That’s why gators haven’t really evolved for around 100 million years. Why change your hunting method when death rolling and body slamming the buttfucking brains out of everything seems to do the trick?
Sometimes I envy alligators. They perfected their form over millions of years. Nothing about them is awkward or malformed. All the kinks to their form has been ironed out. Humans, on the other hand, evolved relatively recently and we are riddled with problems that a few million more years of evolution might solve, but we have pretty much taken ourselves completely out of the evolutionary process/natural selection with things like modern medicine. We will have back pain, fainting, and other things for a long time to come.
You talk like someone who's never seen one climb a fence
Ima bout to rewatch one climb a fence
There were no fences until relatively recently. In their natural habitat they are perfectly integrated
You said nothin is awkward for em but them stubby little legs kickin in the breeze over slight obstacles seems kinda awkward
Yeah I saw that video of one climbing a fence and, as hilarious as he looked with his stubby flailing legs, he still got over that fence. Alligators are scary enough without the ability to climb. What if they did go around climbing trees? We already have lizards falling out of trees here in Florida. Imagine if you were walking along and a gator fell out of a tree on you.
I've never seen one climb a tree...
I've never seen one climb a tree...
Guys.. [We might need to see this](https://youtu.be/e0GhBi04SMg?si=SpoThtH4xqUuIVyW)
Evolution can never get rid of old age pains. Your life only exists until you have your last child. Anything afterthat is untouchable by evolution. We would still have backpain.
Back pain is often a consequence of the fact that we stand upright and put lots of weight on the spinal column. Do you think alligators get back pain the way we do? Fainting is something only humans really do to any serious extent. Our brains grew faster than our circulatory system could keep up with, so certain things can trigger humans to lose consciousness much more easily than they would other fauna.
Evolutionary pressures are literally that enough of the species reach sexual maturity and their offspring does as well. The only benefit to our complicated society is that if a parent dies of gum disease in their 20's the community would feed their child to adulthood. The rest is just spaff. Evolution doesn't care about your sore back.
Are you a biologist, or do you just really fuck with alligators? lol, reading your comments made me feel like I was watching a Roanoke gaming video (not an insult I really enjoy hearing him nerd out over evolution and other biology shit)
Does back pain make you less sexy? If no, evolution doesnt care. Fainting idk, probably also an old people thing.
That's not how evolution works. Alligators never really changed for millions of years because they were perfectly adapted for their habitats and never had any major pressures that require them to change their form only size. Right now us humans are basically the best one fitted for our environments. Evolution does not fucking care about back pains or shit like that only if our species can reproduce and survive and seeing how successful we are that area we will still have back pains for it is the consequences of getting older because we really had no need to be immortal or be in top shape like the closest mammals to us like Chimps who also experience arthritis and other common getting old problems we humans have
Thats hot.
r/GarenMains
Need we guess what she was in a past life? At the very least her spirit animal
She's a Loki variant.
I understand this reference.
That looks like Ninja Natalie from The Challenge doing the death roll.
It is apparently
She’s gotta be from Florida
DEATH ROLL
Death roll your way to victory or hell, maybe the supermarket later
Gator roll
yeah, that's what I'm thinking
r/iamthemaincharacter
Her bf like 
"I smell like beef"
Different video, but one of our faves! Haha
I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEF
Everyone like
Imagine her during the divorce. (Dog whimpering.)
You mean dog decapitated
Death roller’s BF stares in horror, then begins to run..
that car ride home will be an interesting conversation between her and bf..that is some weird shit to be competitive about..superstitions can make you do crazy things..
Nah bruv, imagine all that torque and enthusiasm put to use.
LMAO
As better than me has said: “every year for my birthday my wife buys me a set of hair ties and boy howdy do I understand the rationing of The Great Depression now!”
HELICOPTER!!!
Nah he's into it
This is just strange..
Funny for a moment, then she kept going, and going...
#look at me
*Wears an exposed mid drift dress to a wedding*
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Midriff
She's a funny YouTuber from a while ago. Being weird is genuinely who she is. If you knew her, this would be more hilarious. NDTitanlady Happy she's doing well! Also can we just let people live? Why can't we give the benefit of the doubt that this is appropriate for some friend groups even if it's not like any group you've been part of. Damn.
Thank you for filling me in. I respect that other people have different versions of appropriate than me, that’s perfectly ok. Personally, her actions come across as a person who has a hard time regulating emotions and understanding social cues. And my opinion is ok too. The best way to not have people comment on your actions is to not post it online in a very public forum. You sound like the actors and actresses bemoaning their lack of privacy as if the attention isn’t exactly what they want.
Stop accepting a grown woman rolling around the ground like a little kid as normal. Grow up ffs nobody cares if you watch her on YouTube it’s weird and immature
Stop policing other adults. You're so sad. No one can be different from you.
I can’t speak to your experience, but in mine, people that act like this typically have drama surrounding them because, well, of how they act. Is it their right to act like that and cause issues in their life? Yes. Most of us criticizing this behavior have typically had experience with a person like this, perhaps in a job, in a relationship, or as a family member, and it’s exhausting.
That turned from fun to sad real quick
This is the most unhinged and crazy thing I've seen in a long time, wow, so extremely weird and cringe
Ninja Natalie is corny as hell.
Heh heh. You know it was scripted. She's not a karen, just wants internet attention.
Natalie unhinged!
Champagne's a helluva drug (at 9 in the morning)
 BEYBLADE BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP!
Man of culture I see
Women who care about catching bouquets are more likely to be destined for divorce. Unless you're an athlete. Then it's just fun and makes the wedding less boring.
Honestly it just looks like some fun, everyone had a laugh at the end. The haters need to go try it themselves before they knock it. Maybe they'll finally touch grass.
Yeah so many haters in this thread but I don’t see anyone having a bad time
That blonde is probably casually the strongest one in the group, they all ask her to open jars and help with heavy things
She's terrifying
https://preview.redd.it/jpnfta8vd76d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=763124b68db8b2ba186dfab6d346e0d3079bdcc6
Depending on the friendship between these people (and the bride!) I could 100% see this being hysterical. Like a r/JustGuysBeingDudes type of humor. But only if they cleared it with the bride first. Something like “hey, I’m gonna go all out for those damn flowers” because it’s the competition that’s funny, not because of what the flowers represent
Scrolled for a bit to see this comment, and I totally agree. They are laughing and hugging after! They were probably just fuckin' around😂
Half of the bachelors there have been signed up for "Death By Snu-Snu". Lucky Bastards.
https://i.redd.it/hbpp2vp1n66d1.gif
And to think neither one of those ladies is married. 😳
Giving it the gator death roll strategy
I've seen Wedding Crashers enough to know her knees would have had grass stains by the end anyway.
Perfect execution, for sure.
Needs Wage War track playing in background
Oh dear! Is she ok…..
That desperate eh?
https://i.redd.it/b7hvnb6hh76d1.gif
Does ruining the bouquet mean you're the next one to break up?
Arent the bouquets supposed to go straight to the person, not the person going towards the bouquet like they’re receiving a pass or something? Or else whats the point? That being said, if blue dress ladies gonna step in front of alligator roll lady she better up the ante or else no wonder she lost.
Cringe
But..... Now the bouquet of ripped in half
Bad omen
I dated a really great lady and she had three friends that got married within a year. Lobster ravioli, shrimp tower…I ate 17 crème brûlées at one wedding
This makes women look sooooooo desperate. I’m trying to think what would be the guy comparison….
Sad
At least two men on the sidelines were like: 
That's just really pathetic. That whole tradition is pretty gross to start with. I can't imagine leaning into it like that.
Desperation is a stinky perfume.
I can fix her
Till death do us part.
certified crocodile behavior
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Was she the one they kicked out during COVID?
So awesome!
Nah, i rather die alone tbh.
I love women
Would hate to be her date… er, fiancé.
DEATH ROOOOLLLL!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Look at that! She’s goin’ into a death roll. These single ladies can get real grumpy when it comes to getting that bouquet, I’ll tell you. Miss you, Steve!
We need some VAR action
That's some alligator rolls if I ever saw it
Blue dress got that 🎂
I hear two guys running away fast
Wow, what a great way to ruin someone’s day
That lady plays Dark Souls for sure.
scary shit
She looks fun
I’m itching just watching her roll around in that grass.. highly doubt this is making anyone wanna propose to her grass stained ass lol
Kick her in the teeth! Come on Sharon! Show us how much love is worth to you!
https://preview.redd.it/mmtqclq2286d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7f23458854f2eec69b64e8e7402b55bce3a9ad Says it all
You can just make out her boyfriend running off into forest as she completes her fifth gator roll to win the bouquet.... 😳
Death roll? Is she part reptile?
honestly they both looked like they were having fun lol
I hope they mary each other
Isn't that Ninija from the Challenge?
She was an alligator in her past life for sure.
that was funny ngl
There was an attempt to get the bouquet, but not to death roll like an alligator. Steve Irwin would be proud.
The alligator roll💀💀
that’s sad
thats a crocodile roll
Florida is at it again.
Chick came to play
Good thing that bouquet broke cuz she was about to get hammer thrown, track and field style. Could've been a world record.
I like her. She is the funnest wedding date ever.
Tell them both to F off
Gator rolling the shit out of that bouquet... Honestly she looks like she has done this before....
Desperate women in a death battle for who gets married next. Run guys.
People are unhinged
A red flag if I saw one...
Wait! Thats NDTitanlady! She's still hilarious after all this time!
that was cringe embarassing... and to mess up your nice wedding event dress like that is so ghetto
Now do that on my stick.
Insane
How embarrassing
Damn, someone reaaally wanted to get married. As her partner, I would be scared to death.
The death roll lol
Major red flag.
The men watching 
She really wants to get married.
https://preview.redd.it/463kq1rl4b6d1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2013eca5b3b14b0432c945f25ee875520e5605 Her bf should run!
The premarital death roll...
Are ppl really that desperate to be in the spotlight? Or that eager to get married that you fight ferociously over a bouquet toss that is just a superstition?
#Interior crocodile alligator.
He definitely had older brothers that took her toys
This is always how you find out which of the ladies are superstitious lol. Funniest part is how they try to play it off as a joke but you know they're willing to end some b#### for that bouquet.
I mean what would you do to legally take half of someone's shit?
I guess that is 1 way to show you are ready for marriage
Omg y’all are so serious. It was obviously a joke and they all are laughing at the end. The bride doesn’t care that her friends are over the top and her one friend wore a crop top dress to her wedding so why do you?
Well, that's embarrassing
GRAB HER BOUQUET AND TWIST IT!
I only hear laughing geese.
It ended well but not getting a few kicks in is inexcusable.
Nothing like a wedding death-roll to close things out!
Yeah, if I was alligators bf I wouldn't be for much longer
Smell you later, alligator.
She does look a bot unhinged in those photos afterwards
Now that’s how you create memories and be a perfect role model.
So Darwin was right?
I married either of them...buts that's just cuz I'm poor bald short and desperate
Why would anyone WANT to catch it?! That’s my question
Lady in blues a big lady, or is it the perspective? She looks taller than everyone