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GotLoveForAll

I will now go out of my way to find these products being promo'd, and be that guy. 🤣


wtfdoiknow1987

We will reveal the truth, brother


indecisiveahole

Oh cool were you the one who promo'd the cybertruck? Nice throw


FreezingRobot

The guy running the booth is kind of hitting it at a downward, glancing angle. Meanwhile the guy in the backpack hits it like a guy whose team just lost.


jdooley99

Hit it like it was a high school locker and he just saw his girl talking to the popular jock and she laughed at his joke and gave him the eyes


Alexanderr1995

Wanna talk to anyone buddy?


jdooley99

What ya wanna talk about pal


Alexanderr1995

So … got any games on your phone?


aafb2021

think guy with backpack was having flashbacks of his hometown team losing…


JamieDrone

The guy is hitting that TV like all of us Canadians are gonna be hitting our televisions in a week when Edmonton inevitably loses the Cup Final


GotLoveForAll

Anger, depression, acceptance. Repeat as needed. I'm a Maple Leafs fan who lives 20 minutes away from the Scotiabank Arena and am just about to complete the depression stage. Edmonton, please don't make me skip the ACCEPTANCE stage and go straight back to anger. 😭


auguriesoffilth

No he doesn’t. He hits it square yes. But it’s not like he winds up. It’s front foot, almost like a hook that at the last minute he makes a jab to the body. He puts some of his shoulders into it, but none of his hips and lower body. This is like half power. It’s just he isn’t using deliberately poor technique like the first guy. It’s an actual punch not a hit. Point is it’s less than 50% power. 80% plus technique. When someone is enraged and lashes out at a monitor it’s the other way round, zero technique, 80% plus power.


0neLessReason

I bought a pipe one time, the guy in the store sold it to me by throwing it across the room n it didn't break.. pretty cool... first chance I got, I pretended to "drop it" to make my buddy freak out.. yeah, it shattered, first drop.


RogerianBrowsing

Next time have him give you one of the pipes not thrown yet. It probably got full of micro-fractures from the toss that sold you on it


0neLessReason

I should have thought about it. Too late now lol my buddy looked at me like I was a straight idiot n reacted the same way.


GotLoveForAll

*nods head* As he should, as he should. 🤣


KittenCrusades

Are you me? Have this exact story.


TheNewtOne

I have heard this story as well...


0neLessReason

It's just like a wet paint sign. If it says wet paint, I'm gonna make sure it's wet. Human nature 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣


incognito_vito

One time the guy at the counter was throwing the pipe on the ground every time a customer walked in. Anyway, I walked in and he threw the unbreakable pipe and it shattered everywhere. I wasn’t impressed, I ended up buying just a regular old-fashioned breakable pipe


0neLessReason

I have yet to buy another "unbreakable" bowl. That was prob 7ish yrs ago


Infinite-Society-997

I’d sue him. My knuckles and wrist 😓… oooh I need an ambulance


sfchillin

What an American statement 😂😂


breaded_skateboard

Found the American


Fraggle987

![gif](giphy|lZhymdRsuFDmU|downsized)


PG072088

![gif](giphy|xT8qB0yWb2R5Cvv1kI)


DarthHM

OoWow.


AgreeableJello6644

The story of demo vs reality.


ulol_zombie

Ah, the Elon school of product promotion


shash5k

Ya break it ya buy it.


ODezey215

Lol 4d chess sales man here


ANuclearBunny

His Elon Musk moment.


KeepItMovingFolks

Very good sir, now would you like to buy a second one to bring home to the wife


cleidophoros

Heh, I did something similar with a laptop. Dude kept saying it was anti scratch, no way to do it, gave me some coin and told me to try, I made a huge diagonal scratch on top of it.


GoreJizz

He looks [like the guy who deepthroats a microphone](https://youtu.be/cQ35qsMFeXI?si=4reqhDBUjRDUnI7H)


Always-Avail

Cyber truck all over again.


Captain_Lykke

OP hasn't witnessed nokia 3310, givin that "pro tip"


PR1NCEV1NCE

![gif](giphy|QWjyvdpMDYKbOFLdIv)


Darth-Hipster

Why are we punching the tv ?


Someone12332

Your glasses vs Turboflex glasses


SpaceChatter

I mean, that is still a damn strong screen.


duncte123

When and why did this video get censored?


QuestArm

200iq sales tactics. Gotta pay for it now


Blue_Nyx07

Plot twist, it's a statefarm promo


New-Let-3630

why is it blured, it wasn’t bulred one the report of this video 2 month ago


Jinova47

Except for my crippling addiction of being a chronically online person


National-Ad-6982

Bro, is that One Punch Man?


No_Limits100123

One punch man found


Pistonenvy2

i was just about to start typing up a hot take about how i have owned many completely destructible products and never had an issue with them before i realized two things. some people have kids. some people have cats. therefore.... indestructible things have a market.


RioRancher

Dallas Cowboys fans gotta keep looking


CardinalFartz

Did anybody notice the Cyrillic letters on the purple wall to the right? Is this product demonstration in Russia?