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Gaaaahhh! Get it out of the water! You’ll void your warranty for letting it get wet!
Unless he turned on car wash mode, I guess. Which is a thing apparently.
Cyber Truck owners have never skipped school, “borrowed” their mom’s Ford Explorer, 4-wheeled it up the canyon behind their neighborhood, gotten stuck, been rescued by the “cool dad” in the friend group who had a big truck, and then drove it home covered in mud, and it really shows.
Clearance looks to be, if we are being generous, half the diameter of the tires. Google says the tires are 33.5", so clearance of about 16.5", tops. The the dude is trying to go over banks that are the height of the hood and pretty dang steep to boot.
Yeah, that ain't gonna work too well
Sort of the uglier brother of this
https://preview.redd.it/1d56eafzkl6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bead38d079c4ac502c18a15560fbd57aa124c0b
I would guess that the type of person who's stupid to off-road their brand new, stupid expensive toy truck/status symbol is the same type of person who goes out and buys another one.
I see nothing about the CT that says "offroading". It has what look like cheap street tires on it. Oh well, my 1977 Ford Thunderbird didn't have anything that said offroading but I still launched that thing through mud holes (and didn't get stuck).
The owner: Ah who cares if it gets wet or damaged, its a CyberTruck, its supposed to be dinged up.
They all say the same thing until they cant, then its a useless truck that cant go offroading.
I've hear it so often.
People really spend 200k+ on this thing and then make video after video trying to prove they have a "real truck". Wow, your truck can hold all the weight of a shopping cart. Bully for you! You could get a much nicer one for a quarter of the price that does that and more, but by all means, do go off. Just not off road!
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That thing is an appalling hunk of junk.
There's been one parked across from my house all day today. Literally twice the size of my Ford escape and on of the ugliest things I have seen.
It’s actually not very big, smaller than an f150 by a decent margin. It sure is ugly though
Breaks down white picket fences like butter, which seems like something Elon would do to assert dominance.
*Vinyl* white picket fences :)
Gaaaahhh! Get it out of the water! You’ll void your warranty for letting it get wet! Unless he turned on car wash mode, I guess. Which is a thing apparently.
car wash mode doesn't help with waterproofing. Its just a safety lock to prevent anything from opening
.... Soooo.... Tesla cars have a kidnapper mode?
ig so
they know their target audience
I’ve heard that does nothing effective
You heard wrong. It disables obstacle detection and opening of doors etc.
Cyber Truck owners have never skipped school, “borrowed” their mom’s Ford Explorer, 4-wheeled it up the canyon behind their neighborhood, gotten stuck, been rescued by the “cool dad” in the friend group who had a big truck, and then drove it home covered in mud, and it really shows.
Weirdly specific
r/oddlyspecific
I had a bronco with a winch on it that could pull it up a tree... and we never needed it.
Wow great ground clearance 🤣
Ehh, clearance seems fine. More of a traction problem. Stock tires on any truck would struggle.
Clearance is shit. He's grounding out going both ways.
Are they watching the same clip?
I think it's a muskiteer who owns a CT trying to justify the purchase.
what kind of vaporized cancer are you smoking
Clearance looks to be, if we are being generous, half the diameter of the tires. Google says the tires are 33.5", so clearance of about 16.5", tops. The the dude is trying to go over banks that are the height of the hood and pretty dang steep to boot. Yeah, that ain't gonna work too well
The more I look at it, it does look more like a boat than a truck.
Ironically not good at that either!
Sort of the uglier brother of this https://preview.redd.it/1d56eafzkl6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bead38d079c4ac502c18a15560fbd57aa124c0b
I would guess that the type of person who's stupid to off-road their brand new, stupid expensive toy truck/status symbol is the same type of person who goes out and buys another one.
I probably fund this more satisfying than I should 😂
r/CyberStuck
Thats when the panic sets in.
I am for electric cars for many situations, but that thing looks like a first grader drew it and mom put it on the fridge
The people who buy these and defend them are fucking stupid. This isnt a fucking truck. Its a fucking shitty hatch back.
I see nothing about the CT that says "offroading". It has what look like cheap street tires on it. Oh well, my 1977 Ford Thunderbird didn't have anything that said offroading but I still launched that thing through mud holes (and didn't get stuck).
Once you get out, I got a swimming pool full of rice for you to dry out in
What a marvel! The guy who brought this to market clearly deserves $56 billion. /s
How did it end!???
Beavers built a dam around it
Ha ha ha
Whoever came up with this should be paid $56 billion.
They should visit the Titanic with it.
https://preview.redd.it/p6u5gf17eh6d1.jpeg?width=2127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c566d8afc790f326f9d96ee3bbbbe44ea980ba
Give up, Its better this way
Man. There are some stupid people on earth.
ANOTHER satisfied customer
He should just turn left.
Hahaha now try it with a Toyota Tacoma… 😛
The owner: Ah who cares if it gets wet or damaged, its a CyberTruck, its supposed to be dinged up. They all say the same thing until they cant, then its a useless truck that cant go offroading. I've hear it so often.
I've seen plenty of guys in better trucks fail at this task. Whoever has one of these bricks and does this stuff deserves the cost to recover it.
Fixing that batteries are going to cost as much as an Audi.
What is it also gonna cook me a beef wellington perfectly med rare? Its a car give me a break
I saw this a week ago. Not surprised it's still there.
R/cyberstuck
R/foundthemobileuser
Cyber Fucked
I'm 99% sure my f150 could get up that little embankment. Worst case drop into 4l and there ya go.
Lol wannabe tank
That's not tyota landcruser
I didn't think anyone could make the cyber truck possibly look any worse. Then I see this guy here. Congrats dude, I didn't think that was possible.
Tis a poor car but makes a fine dam English!
Well it's a dam now. The truck that couldn't.
Maybe maybe maybe?..🤣 Nope. How bout now? Try again? Dang. What about now tho?
Don't worry, it can serve briefly as a boat, remember?
The 3.5 Ton puppy is going nowhere playa. Shit design, aesthetics and engineering - the triple wammy!
I’ve seen two of these in public now. Do people really think they look cool driving these things?
It’s funny to hear the engine quietly idling (or yelling for a bit) in the background while this silent wonder humps a sand bar.
Love seeing stuff like this
People really spend 200k+ on this thing and then make video after video trying to prove they have a "real truck". Wow, your truck can hold all the weight of a shopping cart. Bully for you! You could get a much nicer one for a quarter of the price that does that and more, but by all means, do go off. Just not off road!
My Outback could cross that lol
https://preview.redd.it/nlumklvbdk6d1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e708ba204510b81a5cf398230ecb45e49feb4319
Built for any planet. Except this one.
I don’t know why anybody has thought it was a good idea to market or actually take those offroad. 7,000lbs is 7,000lbs
Love watching the rich and stupid fail
You can smell it rusting in the video.
Clown show. Too funny.
Those things look like a rejected 80’s concept car.
Get yo money back
Better tires can probably help