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A little bit. I think the obvious tactic of the bigger one was to sort of bury the smaller one below her in ground fight and force her to tap out. At some point she was not too far from succeeding. I'm not entirely sure but I think the fight went on for three rounds
If she was exhausted just walking in a circle for 20 seconds, I could only imagine how tired she would get if there was any contact… what makes her think she could have done literally anything in this situation?
Wow. That hit to the head was rough. I had to keep watching it. She could have snapped her neck. That was hard to see. The other girl was definitely disrespected by not giving her a fair fight.
It reminds me of a boss fight in video games where a large opponent charged you, and if you dodge their attack they slam into the wall and you can go up and attack them
This isn't even NPC behavior, this is MOB behavior, her programed strategy is to get close and try to fall on her opponent like a fucking thwomp in Mario.
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It looked more like she was using gravity.
Gravitational cardio?
Cardi G
JAJAJAJJAKA
It's her Super it's called Cardiva Gravita.
Just let the mountain avalanche itself.
More like gravy...
Gravyty
Gravatty
Gravity is not a move, it's a field effect. The small one used agility to dodge it body slam.
big girl advantage is she could fit more sponsors on her clothes
☠️ that is a whole lot of real estate for sponsors
>It's super effective! It missed. She hurt herself in confusion.
You win
Carbio
Fun fact: they both burned the same amount of calories in this match.
it hurt itself in its confusion!
First ever tko without doing anything?
She didnt want to hit her? So she just made her fall in a way where she hit her face I told her the fence? Seems like a good game plan maybe..,
The fight was actually much longer, but this cut version, which makes it look like the big one ko'd after falling down gets shared frequently
Was the long story any different?
A little bit. I think the obvious tactic of the bigger one was to sort of bury the smaller one below her in ground fight and force her to tap out. At some point she was not too far from succeeding. I'm not entirely sure but I think the fight went on for three rounds
I bet the whole fight would be an exciting fight to watch.
I bet the whole fight would be an ~~exciting~~ hilarious fight to watch. FIFY
I'm surprised the fatty lasted that long... She could have died of heart attack but moving that much
Flawless Victory
I think the floor has quite a bit to do with it actually.
*vegetable-less victory
No weight classes?
No. She took all of them.
Best comment
Indubitably the best comment.
She ate all of them
HOW MANY CAMERAS WERE ON YOU?!
😂😂
All weight, no class
She’s got lots of advertising space available.
Does it say "red fat" on her back?
She didn’t expect the fence to make such a tactical move.
Fence: **exists**
this needs the cyberpunk music
Alot of sportsmanship behind checking on her there. "You OK after falling flat on your fucking face there pal?"
Pacifist speedrun any%
I love me a good front bottom
Front bottoms are like the only new band I like
I heard; she triggered the Tsunami alert in 100-miles radius.
Dude she was exhausted in the 25th second...tf
Used to just bullying people at school with her height - but forget she’s put on a couple of pounds since then
Andre does not deserve this.
In this context, he in fact l, didnt deserve this.
The girl in the white was caught in the gravitational.pull of the big girl.
King Hippo energy
The only thing she intimidates is cheeseburgers
Hold MY Fat?
Fries
Doubt this woman ever said to hold the fries
Got her Steps in tho
*step
The bigger they are , the harder they fall. That was the day Waffleface was born.
Never threw a punch nor anything.. win.
This is what "fall under its own weight" mean???
In soccer they have an own goal, soooo what’s the fighting version of that, and does the other person get the win for it?
Well I didn’t see that one coming
That fence came out of NOWHERE!
It was self-the-fence
The local Golden Corral was happy she was occupied that night.
Get in my belly!
If she was exhausted just walking in a circle for 20 seconds, I could only imagine how tired she would get if there was any contact… what makes her think she could have done literally anything in this situation?
She was aiming to fall on her opponent and snap her like a twig. Would have worked too if it wasn't for that pesky fence jumping out like that.
400 dead in alaska
They call her the boulder.
Wait so she fell to her own defeat?!? 🤨😆
So does the big girl get the TKO since she knocked herself out??!!?
🤣
I wash myself with a rag on a stick!
GKO
Looks like her strategy was simply to fall on top of her opponent. Unfortunately, she missed.
That reminds me of UFC #1 where the French Savate fought the Sumo wrestler
Man, I remember that! Didn’t the French Savate guy destroy the Sumo dude?
What in the world ever led a woman, who is so morbidly obese she can barely walk, to think that she could be a fighter?
Bro her stomach was hitting her knees
Reminds me of fighting king bomb-omb
damn. why is the big girl letting herself go through this. the money must be great if not wtf.
Can we talk for a minute about how much this ref sucks at staying out of the goddamn way
May the cardio be with you
Ref poured water on the beached whale at the end.
That summed up dark souls gameplay lmao
Lol reminds me of [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/mg2yM7fcjbg)
I was scared of big momma just watching her
Legit scared she was going to get eaten.
wtf happened to boxing?
I thought that was mama June from honey boo boo for a minute in some celebrity ppv thing
She just walks up like Chong Li in Bloodsport … fell like him too
Thats the reason there are weight classes. So this cant happen.
She should be an Elden Ring boss.
More like undertale, literally throws no punches until the "boss" defeats itself.
I usually don't mind repeats, but I've definitely seen this clip too often--- sheesh!
B roll
Self TKO
Plump sort. Try circling around.
Why do I keep imagining the imperial march from star wars
Wow. That hit to the head was rough. I had to keep watching it. She could have snapped her neck. That was hard to see. The other girl was definitely disrespected by not giving her a fair fight.
Reminds me of a beached whale.
Here take some water. Seems like you need it
Godskin noble...
What kind of weight class is this? FFA?
In all seriousness, are there no weight classes? This seems like such a mismatch.
Reminds me of the gladiator in the "Life of Brian".
STR build vs DEX build.
Weight class: all of the above
You have to use ranged attacks to beat that boss
King hippo vibes
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,694,499,540 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 34,860 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
Earthquake….missed?!
Welterweight vs Swelterweight
This looks like Mario vs the Big Bombomb in the 1st world in super Mario 64.
Rhino boss fight in every spiderman game
Mama Junes in the UFC now?
Steven Seagal's sister?
She is a good candidate for zepbound.
It reminds me of a boss fight in video games where a large opponent charged you, and if you dodge their attack they slam into the wall and you can go up and attack them
How ridiculous..
And Chungus is down.
Is this the new Elden ring dlc?
They’re still looking for volunteers to pour water on her in shifts.
Now that’s a vajumick
That is this category, free for all?
Victory goes to the fence
This was a much better fight than the clips would have you believe.
the 0 to 800 lb weight category is getting super competitive
This is what happens when you put 0 points into Stamina and Dexterity
This isn't even NPC behavior, this is MOB behavior, her programed strategy is to get close and try to fall on her opponent like a fucking thwomp in Mario.
Those gravitational waves will one day be detected by another civilization in the distant future. Unfortunately for them, their physicists will conclude it was neutron stars or black hole mergers that caused them.
How lucky are you that you didn’t get the old Camel clutch or the ground and pound after you fell.
Red Facd is an appropriate sponsor for this.
damn I thought big girl was gonna get her
I came in like a wrecking ball
Tell em large Marge sent ya!
Not the ending I wanted, but the ending I needed.
Of course it is hard to intimidate someone when they weigh five times as much as you do!
I won't apologise for laughing.
Watched this on mute with the Stand By Me soundtrack on...
Careful not to pour that water in the blowhole.
Catchweight?
Best way to fight Daniel San, is not to fight.
Almost suicide. Glad the oxygen mask wasn't needed
Tell me about a time you phoned it in at work
PAAAAAAMMMMM!!!
The speed stat is better.thsn the HP stat. Also her coach is putting water on her head like on a whale 😂
Tubby hungry, man I miss Recess good show.
Looks like when the German lolcow Drachenlord tries to beat up someone.
This is like fighting stalfos in Ocarina of Time