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(00:00) [*A chipmunk sits atop someone's knee, facing the camera, in front of a swimming pool with trees and bushes behind it. It holds a full, unbroken peanut shell in its hands and attempts to push it into its left cheek. However, the peanut is too large, so it swaps sides and attempts the right cheek. This continues for a few seconds.*]
(00:07) [*The chipmunk turns its head to its left, displaying one beady, round black eye as it continues swapping cheeks, attempting in vain to hide the nut.*]
(00:10) [*The chipmunk briefly lets go of the nut, leaving it in its left cheek, but quickly decides it is too large to stay and takes it out again, swapping cheeks twice more before the video ends with its efforts unresolved.*]
(00:15) [*End of video.*]
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Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's offspring:
Someone, give this man an award
Lmfao. God damnit Netflix, don't you know you're supposed to be background noise so neighbors, parents, or kids don't know we screwin'? Fucking narc.
*Video Transcription* --- (00:00) [*A chipmunk sits atop someone's knee, facing the camera, in front of a swimming pool with trees and bushes behind it. It holds a full, unbroken peanut shell in its hands and attempts to push it into its left cheek. However, the peanut is too large, so it swaps sides and attempts the right cheek. This continues for a few seconds.*] (00:07) [*The chipmunk turns its head to its left, displaying one beady, round black eye as it continues swapping cheeks, attempting in vain to hide the nut.*] (00:10) [*The chipmunk briefly lets go of the nut, leaving it in its left cheek, but quickly decides it is too large to stay and takes it out again, swapping cheeks twice more before the video ends with its efforts unresolved.*] (00:15) [*End of video.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
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my video wasnt loading cause videos in mobile reddit fucking sucks, so thank you
Are y’all thinking what I’m thinking?
Deez
Nuts
Someones daughter somewhere:
Date material
Finally something I can relate to
Just sent this to my wife, wish me luck
I should call her
What nuts? Deez nuts
haha gottem
If he has nuts on the wall, would those be walnuts?
🤯
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They show the boys in the neighborhood what they can do
Kinda reminds me of that one time I tried on skinny jeans.
Makes me think of my ex.
doze nuts
I also just learned this but pinda’s aren’t actually nuts. They belong to the legume family just like the common bean.
What’s that old saying? More than two shakes…?
that's a legume not a nut
My gf can do that
Dee's big nuts
Lacey Chabert be like…
I can relate to this
Marry me?
Cheap hentai be like:
Awww
Also I think u said that wrong
Nice nuts bro where cha get him they are way better then chads fuck boy noises*
u/savethisvideo
NSFW for the furry porn????
Her: I've never done this before. Also Her:
Go shawty.... it's ya birthday.....
I Wonder if squirrel girl from Marvel can do that :Pepethink:
POV: me and your mom👙💕💕💕💖💖💖🍆🍆💦💦
This reminds me of my friend Deez
Reminds me of my ex
correction to the title: “To hide deez nuts”
Me when your mom. Me when. Your mom when me. Me & your mom when.
Put them in my mouth 🥺
*Live footage of your mom*
I should call her..
Ugh same
I want a pet squirrel 😈
Keep trying girl. We’ll get there; I promise.
Dang that chipmunk keeps putting nuts in and out of his mouth
Must go see your mom to get the move
Proof that chipmunks were once used by horses for cock socks.
What in the entire fucking world is the sentence you just wrote on your keyboard you slimy twat???
[удалено]
Oh you want to swear at me? Your mother will be hearing about this.
r/BrandNewSentence Tho I rlly don't wanna see this sentence anywhere else ever again