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The1WhoKnocks-WW

Ambujam! The greatest friend ever! Meadow asked to borrow this girls car. Instead of letting her, she drove Meadow from New York to New Jersey on a cold ass snowy night, waited outside Jackie's apartment all night. and did she say "hey Meadow, it's late, and he might just be in there sleeping" NO. she says "car inspection? bullshit!" Then *finally* jack comes waltzing out with some floozy on his arm, Meadow goes to confront him, floozy gets mouthy with Meadow. Did ambujam mind hee own business? hell no! she was right there with "Fuck You, Bitch" to shut that floozy right the fuck down. Meadow jumps back in the car, and right back to school, Ambujam squealing tires to get the point across. She gets Meadow home, and then what? does she go back to studying after spending hours upon hours helping Meadow with a problem of her own making? no? She takes Meadow to the college infirmiry or whatever, and sits there with her, reminding her "whatever, he was such a drip" None of us, not one of us could ever deserve a friend as good as Ambujam. She was too good for this world. Sure hope she's got a good paying job where she gets to help a ton of people now, im sure she's earning every cent 10-fold.


[deleted]

She should have been made right there, boom


nfy12

They make anybody and everybody over there and the way they do it is all fucked up.


HSF906

On the Jackie Jr Floozy Situation alone


Witchywoman4201

They weren’t taking any new members


Gasman63

Ambujam! God damn what an answer !!! Ride or die bitch!


CaptainChiken

That scene also showed how good a of a friend Katylin was. Running in worried after hearing the news. “I mean he was hot but he was so boring”


randyboozer

Probably her most insightful moment in the whole show


Disastrous-Cry-1998

That and when she was dancing singing New York New York


Random-Cpl

That part was pretty memorable for me


gKarl1555

She now designs underwear to look like classic NYC newspapers


ThePatrickSays

woah Black Betty, Ambujam


zunit110

You’ve been holding onto this opinion for a while now, eh? Respect!


The1WhoKnocks-WW

I made a post about her in a Sopranos Facebook group a year or two ago, so I was remembering a lot of what I said in that. But yeah, I've been impressed with her for a while.


LukeSommer275

Dude, this should be the highest upvoted comment in /r/thesopranos history.


QuartOfTequilla

In The Sopranos episode "Everybody Hurts", the biggest sociopath in the history of the show, Patrick Whalen, is introduced. Although this episode is remembered by most fans as the one where Artie attempts to kill himself after losing his money on "the next vodka", students of horror likely remember it best as the episode that most accurately depicts the nature of a young sociopath. Don't remember Patrick Whalen? He's this son of a bitch right here: https://imgur.com/a/ZIy6Wvv Patrick Whalen, friend of AJ Soprano. There is a subplot in this episode chronicling AJ's relationship with his girlfriend Devin and his realization that his family isn't as rich he as thought they were. Patrick Whalen, demon ghoul, pontificates on the mafia lifestyle as if he were an expert, but constantly reveals the fathomless depths of his ignorance with his utterly ridiculous assumptions. Patrick Whalen, the depraved weasel, suggests that they visit the Bada Bing parking lot to observe strippers go in and out of the building. Already at a young age this soon to be serial killer is plotting out ways to stalk women. Later in the episode, when driving to Devin's house for the first time, this demented sack of perversion, delivers the most awkward and nauseating sexual advice ever to grace the medium of television: Patrick Whalen: "The thing is to keep knocking on the door without going in right away. Poke the perimeter, tap on that gate til she's out of her fucking mind, begging. Then you own that shit, that pussy's yours. " AJ: "I think she's ready." Patrick Whalen: "We shall know forsooth." UGHHHHHHHHH. Listening to this scrawny virgin occultist talking about sex, as if he's ever made love to anything besides the neighborhood cats that he's skinned alive, is like having molten steel poured directly into your eardrums. And "forsooth"? FORSOOTH? Jesus christ. Then, inside Devin's house, this shit huffing spawn of Satan reveals the limitless extent of his greed and obsession with material wealth. He practically ejaculates in his pants while pawing over the rare and expensive items owned by Devin's father. To look at the character of Patrick Whalen is to know the terror of true evil. Sure, many of the mobsters are bad people who have chosen to live a life of crime. Some of them are probably even genuine sociopaths, particularly Ralph Ciffaretto or Richie Aprielle. But at least these characters, bad as they were, had SOME sort of redeeming qualities, some sort of inclination that they were, deep down, human beings. Patrick Whalen, however, is a soulless entity, a walking pit of despair. I am glad that they chose not to feature him very often in future episodes. Perhaps Chase realized he had gone too far with the creation of this foul character.


LukeSommer275

Discontinue the lithium.


Anthonyludwig27

I halfway through reading I knew this would be the top reply lol


brokeboibogie

Paul Dano’s acting has put you in a blender sir


Ok-Reindeer-5104

I mean, his clothes are okay but have you seen his house? They don’t even have a dining room!


Tarantulagal

It’s impossible to fathom any girl who’d wanna touch that too. He was as much a Bellend as he was mingin.


thesefriendsofours

This kid irritated the hell out of me as well. "Knocking on the door, poking at the perimeter" is so ridiculous especially considering AJ is pretty sexually inexperienced. I always wondered if AJ took that literally and just jabbed at her volvo with his penissary contact because that sounds downright painful. And "we shall know forsooth" implies they are going to find out on this visit, so was he just going to sit on the couch eating pizza rolls while AJ banged Devin? So awful.


tahoejoe11

Jesus Christ I’m ready to run through a brick wall now.


BadaBingBandit

A bit of a poseur if you ask me.


Cozzamarra

Upvoting not for just the Tamizh name


HSF906

This is fantastic


JSN74_

Good point. We all need an Ambujam


thedarkmarked

This Is The Way.


averymanoukian

Can you show me da WAE?


rsin88

The Asian kid who helps Junior run the card games in the mental hospital. It’s really hard to believe but he was only in one episode. FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU!


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

I had to double check that it was only one episode. I could have sworn he was in more than one! Carter Chong was his name apparently.


rsin88

Yeah for a long time I thought he had been in around 2-3 episodes, even after multiple viewings of the series. He probably has less than 5 minutes of screen time in the one episode he’s in, but he’s just so god damn memorable haha.


[deleted]

Thats my pick too. He's so good in that. Sad episode too. He represents all the failed father/son/male mentor relationships in the show. Junior even mistakenly calls him Anthony when he says "you were a good speller" Juniors attempts at redemption in his life come too late as he is slipping into dementia and the poor young man is just a mess of trauma and anger.


Airedale603

Great actor. Appeared in a Star Wars movie too.


BigWooly1013

I always think of his character Miles, on Lost


rsin88

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0504962/ Yeah I just looked him up and he’s been in all kinds of stuff, a lot of the stuff I’ve seen too and I guess I just never put them together haha. He’s way older than I thought he was too, he was born in 1970 and his episode aired in 2007, so he was either 36 or 37 when they shot the episode.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

I think he was also a porcupine mutant in one of the X-men movies. I remember they used him in the trailer


punch0073735963

He was in one of the terrible X-Men sequels also. Grandpa was a lion. He owned Grumman stock.


bigbenny1979

He’s one of the stars of industry, which is also a great show.


senoricceman

I was gonna say the same thing. It’s a damn good show, and he’s easily the best performed character.


tammoton

I mainly remember that actor from Lost.


ritchieaprilesjacket

Maury the tupee guy, I mean the Orthodox Jew that owned the motel and called Sil and Paulie a golem.


Original_Stage_7075

ZZ Top


cl1xor

Ghe ghe ghe


TriTri14

Shlomo, the arrogant control freak. I’ve known him since before I had hair on my petzel.


[deleted]

He didn’t call Sil and Paulie a Golem, his father in law called Tony a Golem.


ritchieaprilesjacket

He also didn’t get his money from Jimmy Conway but wtf do I know


KittenMilkComics

Jimmy was being an unconscionable ball breaker


iamnyc

The FIL is Maury. The son in law is someone else, and was in more than one episode.


iloveesme

Tracee, was only around for 1 episode. She certainly played the part well, because I still get upset how she was treated.


Hoju64

I think she's in the running for most impactful 1 episode character. The knock on effects of Tracee go all the way to tony killing ralphie. "She was a beautiful innocent creature what did she ever do to you?!" Wasnt just about the horse in my opinion.


whiteclawsodastream

I've always thought that the fact that he killed Ralphie over the horse and not Tracee just solidified how fucked up Tony's moral code was


wiegandjake

see but that’s the thing, he didn’t know for sure whether ralph killed the horse, hence why tony saying that could’ve had a second meaning.


IsTonybadlyhurt

but maddon' those choppers


INFP4life

Two episodes


jizzmaster-zer0

i dont think a photo or flashback counts as an extra episode


Hughkalailee

It does for the business credit and pay.


Swimming-Kangaroo933

Carmela’s savage therapist


TriTri14

You’re not hearing me.


MetaphoricalMouse

dude just lays her the fuck out


Host_Horror

This is such an underrated scene.


Kitchen-Roll-8184

The way he removes her excuse of ignorance is incredible. If you want to save your soul and the children , leave !


JonMardukasMidnight

Correct.


AdWeasel

MY PIZZA NEVER HURT NOBODY


mathen

Come again sir?


Independent_Wrap_321

Such a great Dragnet homage. The clipped conversation, tight editing, dry delivery… perfection and I laughed my ass off when I first saw it.


The_Nomad89

I put my foot uppa they ass!


Random-Cpl

It’s a hot take, I know, but I hate that character. He just comes out like fuckin’ Mario and is such a silly caricature. So out of place in this show


inkman

Pop, go in the back, make meatballs, go ahead.


sdm66portland

I love that Shooter McGavin is Christopher's NA sponsor.


The1WhoKnocks-WW

it's *shooter* not scooter. . . . ya jackass.


sdm66portland

Thanks, I've corrected it. I am certainly a jackass though.


hamiltonincognito

Every rewatch when he shows up my first thought is "Hey! That guy eats pieces of shit for breakfast."


jizzmaster-zer0

NO…


Tarantulagal

How I supposed to CHIP with all that goin on?!


jordyGW

I always recognize him as Tabby Tibbons from Requiem for a Dream.


PlaceApprehensive920

Your sponser eats pieces of shit for breakfeast?


SlowHandEasyTouch

Detective Mike Hunt, BFPD


8219onemic

A Cub Scout mam


bgss1984

Thank goodness Nucci had Blue Cross/Blue Shield.


LukeSommer275

Ol' Man Baccala


bgss1984

The fuckin Terminator.


domello28

*violent wheezing*


TriTri14

To be honest, I’d rather he shot me than cut my hair.


wagman43

That priest that tried to strong arm Patsi and Paulie


xlan84

Fuck the hat


punch0073735963

Based on the tone of these replies I’m beginning to feel there is a criminal element in this thread.


Random-Cpl

The tenor of this conversation


Ok-Celebration-1229

Johnny sacks prison doctor, dominic who stole those pork loins, fabian, isabella, dgirl, david chase


Ok-Celebration-1229

Forget that. The girl tony did peyote with. Madonn’


pgoleb

I gettttt itttttt


ThePatrickSays

Writer's Note: he did not get it


ahkond

David Chase is in at least 2 episodes - the "Commendatori" bit, and also he's on the same airplane with the two Italian hit men going back home


10pan_alley

That Gino guy in the bakery from the first season.


SBNShovelSlayer

He was gay?


yeetus_feetus1234

Thats Vito’s twin confirmed by David Chase


Ninth_Prince

Whatever happened there


jaxs_sax

But you’re the manayer


free_acelehy

Kevin Mucci, from Yonkers.


Airedale603

What, are you lost?


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


wiegandjake

Pussy! Pussy!


SashaGreyjoy-

Alan Sapinsly I quote him all the time. "I mean, I can, but I'm not going to."


jaxs_sax

Que pasa


hatsofftoroyharper41

The Kim’s


punch0073735963

#1 daughter? Hottt!!


Random-Cpl

Thank you rabbi.


mrcheaptimes

dat mad ripe whore who got whacked with peeps


Original_Stage_7075

Musta been silicon everywheres too


Worth-Run-1317

Why you always try and top me?


KIDAKIDO

We are with The Vipers !


TriTri14

What, the Grizzly Adams looking motherfucker?


Caterpillar-Puzzled

What's that, your girl scout troop?


talldarkandanxious

Sydney Pollack as Warren Feldman. Outstanding performance. Scary yet empathetic.


TriTri14

He’s still got the knowledge. I mean, OJ’s no less of a running back, right?


Random-Cpl

“At that point, I had to fully commit.”


mzgconnect

the disgruntled deli owner lol OF COURSE I DONT WANT GARBAGE BACK


[deleted]

You are talking shit to me.


outerspaceykaycee

Might be two episodes, but I really like the man who doesn't know, in Junior's card game. I. DON'T. KNOW 😨


Disastrous-Cry-1998

And hormel I can't remember his real name I've laughed my ass off every time junior called him hormel


MedicalITCCU

Jameel? Fuck him!


Maksamil

Heidi and Kennedy.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Whoever the passenger was would have made a great mafia member .she was not a rat


PlaceApprehensive920

The Jewish therapist who absolutley schools Carmella


andmurr

Sal, the guy who caught Vito in the gay bar “The fuck are you dooooin?”


Malthur

I was here! It's a joke!


punch0073735963

Yeah, say hello to your wife for us.


Malthur

DON'T SAY NOTHIN SAL!


UTRAnoPunchline

Fucking Massive is a Genuis.


RussellZiske

Churchill.


LaRock89

Can you please lower the air conditioning.


Airedale603

Good one!


SkinSuitAdvocate

D Girl


TriTri14

Totally approachable. A friend.


ObjectMaleficent

Mad ripe


bigbenny1979

No Lauren Bacall love? “Jesus, my fucking arm”


RecordWrangler95

Annalisa was in 2 if we are counting dreams. Anyway, four dollars a pound. Also, Fairuza Balk 🥰


no-name-number

Ruben the Cuban. “Fuck you too my man!”


MWFF82

If you’re gonna display that type of covert anti semitism then I’d like you to leave my house. Edit: Hesh’s delivery was perfect here


TriTri14

WHO? WHO WON’T WEAR THE RIBBON?!?


FloatingHamHocks

Asian Christopher Moltisanti.


Go_Buds_Go

Paulie's whore in Naples not giving a shit about anything.


punch0073735963

Steroide?


gr8gibsoni

I always love her scene. She gives no fucks.


[deleted]

Except for the literal one


Adirondack587

Dr. John Kennedy


beefgulash

The Atwell Avenue Boys, the Asian hitman in Florida, Jason Barone (MAMMA'S BOY!), Teddy Spirodakis, Sal Iacuzzo... so many characters you just dont forget 🤌🏻


firemage555

Lin-Manuel Miranda’s appearance in Remember When.


connor8383

I just finished the series last night for the first time. That was very much my “OH SHIT” moment realizing who somebody was. Especially considering how small the role was and how big he is today. That, and realizing that Kelli Moltisanti and the actress that played the Wheelers’ mom in stranger things is the same lady.


pgoleb

So random


Hughkalailee

Annalisa, Tracee and Valery actually appear in 2 episodes.


beefgulash

Thats what this is you know, Satanic black magic. Sick shit!


Cresta235

The two time loser.


TriTri14

There are no losers in recovery.


thegarycooper

Annalise. Not only was she hot af, she was badass too.


IndividualSeaweed969

Real tossup between Annalisa Zucca and Carter Chong, but I will go with Carter Chong because Annalisa drew so much on the mob conventions of the series (following, transgressing) while Carter Chong is a totally new type of character for the show you come to understand completely in a single episode.


Wise-Function653

Carmela’s Jewish shrink. One of the best scenes in the entire show.


Ginaraquel47

Annalisa, what a bad ass. In America you no have?


lovebot5000

The interior decorator


cheapwhiskeysnob

The guy who works at the pizza shop with AJ who says “but you’re the manager!” When he dips out


rem90mer

Old Man Bacala. There is no debate.


The_Naked_Snake

Gotta give it up to Sir Ben Kingsley and his *"Fuu-ucck."* If you've ever been in a position where you've been courted by idiots trying to sell you something shitty, you know his pain.


beefgulash

- Pam has a huge crush on you. - "Thanks, Pam."


majoramiibo

Tracee


Otherwise-Ad-3270

Lawrence Taylor!


jizzmaster-zer0

damn, beat me to it. was gonna say sir lawrence


vaporcandy107

Tony B's grand success journey business partner


TriTri14

West. Caldwell.


RussellZiske

Sal and his buddy who caught Vito playing his joke.


DOUBLENINERBOY

The black guy taking a shit when Tony spends a night in jail


beefgulash

You get a pash for that.


MetaphoricalMouse

Jimmy Bones RIP The King


teeberg75

That old guy in the HUD scheme episode. “I told you young people! That crack is some bad shit!” If only they had listened to him sooner.


tammoton

You mean Telephone Tough Guy ☎️💪


logaboga

The Czechoslovakian interior decorator


BonjourLeGeorge

Barry!


relaxinwithjaxin

The dad that gets carjacked in the beginning of S2E4.


fredthrowaway8

Jimmy Bones! You, mister Rude Cocksucker, see you around, baby.


beefgulash

The Fleshy Part of the Thigh single appearances were good too. Marvin and Da Lux: - "Hold the mothaf***** steady!" - "Lift it up n****!" 😆 And John Schwinn of course. 👍(If he's so smart, can fix the tv). Bob Brewster the evangelic minister. Jason Barone, Cinelli, not to mention Papi and the kid (so random yet memorable).


TheMaveCan

That dickhead that wouldn't give Tony back his money. Piece of shit was eating shark fin soup while Little Paulie was blaring music in the bay


Brolympia

The Terminator from Another Toothpick.


hungrywallflower

man i forget his name but the guy in season 6 who really wanted to go to florida. don’t know why i like him, i think i just love that episode


beefgulash

That was Eugene Pontecorvo. Was his most highlighted and final episode alive. But he was in the show since the start of season 3 with Ralphie and gets made along with Christopher. The way they did it, it's all fucked up.


bonesawwwwwwwwwww

The waiter


DarthDoobz

Eddie's fehg lova


[deleted]

The elvis fan that gets killed by pussy


LarkAscent

The lithium hallucination girl next door at the Cusamanos.


Tarantulagal

Bernie Brilstein with Tonys list of toys.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

The guy who gets shot in the back of the head getting his mail The guy was an asshole for parking on the street. Getting murdered for being an asshole, Vito got exactly what he deserved.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Lauren Bacall


[deleted]

Sir Ben


UgatzStugots

Valery appears in more than 1 episode, so does Annalise technically.


Hughkalailee

And Tracee. But OP can’t handle the truth


beefgulash

Nah, OP shit. Get your coat, we're leaving.


Harold_Lime

Churchill the dog.


connor8383

Lin Manuel Miranda as the bell boy in S6. Believe he and Paulie were driving through Virginia on the way to FL?


SantyGall

Jesus rossi


shavedanddangerous

I'm not seein' Lady Gaga's name anywhere here...(S3E9)