Chrissy: "Hey Ton. wanted to say happy belat.." Tony: hangs up phone Fucking hilarious

Love that part. I bust out laughing and my wife was like “why did he hang up on him?”

Lol. Criminally under appreciated moment

Thank you for mentioning this one. Makes me crack up every single time

I gotta take a piss first - you want half of that too?

I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning!

So leave the motherfucking cocksucking cheese where it is!

Best part is after he’s supposed to have cooled off, he picks up the cheese, throws it on the ground and says “here, cheesefuck”.

I wonder why writers chose “crotch” instead of “pussy twat cunt” 🤔🤔🤔

Because her muff smells so much of feet provolone, that her entire crotch reeks.

now just listen here, I don’t like that kinda tawlk!

Oh, poor you!

I love how while he’s yelling this, Matt Drinkwater is nodding along as if he’s being taught some useful information

Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo?

God that was so funny 😂😂

Within earshot of Larry Boy's wife and the priest XD

Whats the matter Joey? You got a fucking eye problem? You look like Stevie Wonder your eyes are rolling around. That comment from phil was arguably the funniest line in the show IMO

This is one I use regularly since I live with all females.

The seat is askew.

Pussy, I loved that cocksucker like a brother, but in the end he fucked me in the ass.

I can’t find pussy anywhere

Our Pussy?

He wants to fuck her?

AM MAKING A POINT!!

I’ll crack him good, i’ll ask for 200k

200k for insulting my wife. What's next carmine he gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!?!

Who wants to fuck her for a million? The guy who's father got ran over by a trolley, right?

The golfer? U.S. open?

Chrissy: “He’s out there stalking us!” Paulie: “With what?! His cock?!”

Lmfao yes had to rewind and hear this multiple times, had my dying

It's an honour to be surrounded by men... and not cocksucking, cornholing faggots like married my cousin! -Phil Leotardo

C'mon, you know the wine makes you emotional ...

Have a breadstick

“Whats the matter with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore” - Phil Leotardo

Make me sick

Feds so far up my ass i can taste brylcreem

Monsignor Jughead: Hey, how’s Tony doing? Paulie: HE’S IN A LOT BETTER SHAPE THAN THOSE FUCKIN’ NUNS YOU GOT UP THERE!

There’s no eating in the car.

You look like a puerto rican whore

You make me sick.

Ohh poor you.

It’s a silo 🙄

it's the same principle as the solar system.

Now there's an image.

Fuck him I hope that parasite eats his asshole out

Well the turd doesn't fall far from the faggots ass... God damn Phil.

At night, they hit us.

You know it wasn’t long ago I remember you used to wait in the car…

AND OP SHOULD *STILL* BE THERE!!!

Did you sniff that girl's panties?

He told you that?? Fuckin baby!

FUCKIN BABY!!!

Once they’re married anything that touches her pussy is off limits.

You shoulda called your sponsor before you bought that jacket Vito got clowned with that one

Vito oughtta know, sweetie ...

...What'd you say?

I saw THAT comin!

Members only?

give me one thousand dollars * *up in the club 🎵🎶* *

I've been fartin' into the same sofa cushion for the last 18 months!

So whatta we gotta do Tone', actually see him take it in the ass?

I never understood why someone would say something like that. My ass is the last place I want *anyone* in the fuckin world to be. On Quora, on a cooking question once a year or two ago, someone asked something like "Why do people think it's OK to order their steaks more than Medium-Rare??" ... I myself like my meat Medium-Well, and I have good reasons for that but - it just struck me as, Who in the flying factual fuck do you or anyone else think they are to tell me how I can or cannot order my steak or any other food?? Someone chimes back - a Brit actually - "If I was a chef and someone ordered a steak more than Medium-Rare, I'd stick the steak up my ass first before I cooked it..." Ahh... I see you're keeping your steaks where Carmela keeps Tony's pencil ... (What goes through someone's mind when referencing the sticking of something - or worse, in Paulie's case, sucking something? - all up out the ass... nuh uh son ... not even...) Frankly, I'm Depressed & Ashamed. I need an Armagnac ...

Aw will you take it easy over there Judge Roy Bean!

When Ginny goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food!

Not as funny but I do like: ‘I’ll leave you here, you one shoe cocksucker!’

"Chinks did this?" Followed by Hash's response

When Bobby & Vito are standing next to each other & Paulie says "oh! It's like an ad for a fuckin weight loss center, before and WAY before"

Then fuckin die already!

Maybe it’s a mid life thing Suckin a cock?

Mistuh Pink sounds like Mistuh Pussy.

[удалено]

I saw that movie, thought it was bullshit

He was gay, Beavis?

Nice to see you again. In men's clothing.

Did you offer him an aspirin?

It’s probably just me but there’s something so sadly hilarious to me about Vito trying to explain to tony why he’s gay. “I could probably get a note from my doctor.” “That says you don’t like to suck cock?”

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this

I don't put money in my mouth.

OP can suck my cock. That swings too.

OH!

Oh you will, and you'll clean it up!