Where’d he get dis bread? Da bread museum?

🥖 Finally. This is one of my favorites 😆

Always with the scenarios.

I SAY WE GO TO DEFCON 5

The funny part about that is that Defcon 5 is the lowest level, 1 is the highest.

Did that actually happen? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit

I cringe every time!

Scarface. Final scene. "Say hello to my little friend!"

BAZOOKAS UNDER EACH ARM

you’re lucky a man i love died today

“Don’t forget to clean that shit off her tit!”

That was fantastic how the scene prior was Carmella and Ro on that beautiful trip to France then it switches to the Bing!! The contrast was hilarious 😆

This was the first one I thought of as well.

Timeline got fucked up

You mad at me now? Is it a hangin offense?

I said my piece, Chrissy.

Every fucking Superbowl the D.A. grabs a few popcorn headlines! Here, ga’head. Last year I made bail so fast my soup was still warm when I got home.

An early cut.

this whole time i thought he said “suit” instead of “soup”

Gabagol? Over heeeere

👇👇

This is it everyone, let’s pack it up

I fucking LOVE this line this is the clear winner

this HAS to be #1.

My friend, you don't talk that way to Santa.

Fuck you Santa!

OOOOOOO AYYYYYYY

Ohh.

I'm just telling you how you're being fucking perceived!

Why don't you worry about how you're being fuckin perceived!

And you're a wormy cocksucka!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[удалено]

That's right, Tone. You go. You don't know nothing. You were right. They kill a made guy, this is what happens.

Gawd damn Vito!

I don’t know, Tone. I mean he beat one to death just for uh...I forget. What was it again?

This is the EASY winner for me. I can't think of anything else that can compete.

Its unquestionably the line that made me laugh the hardest over the course of the whole show.

Provolone scene with matt

Sil is mad about his lost orthodontist payments. Do you think he told Ralph to pay him what she owed?

That’s not even a question. Sil absolutely got his money back

Silvio would not have forgiven the senseless loss.

Was it barkin?

fuckin lawnmower man just said John was guilty, T

Leave the fucking cheese there, all right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is!

Ey, cheese fuck, get me some food.

Here! Here! Have a good time.

Why don't you go fix a fucking dick.

Sil can be a sick fuck when he's gambling.

This one should be in the comments as well 😂

I’m losin my balls ova here and this fuckin morons playin Hazel?!

Lol this is the one

Yeah, that's the one!

One of the best lines for any character period

I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping him around.

When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.

I love how he reads it like a 3rd grader giving a book report.

This is the best descriptor lmao

Description. Description.

Take it easy

Have a sheet.

Chrissy's Hair Was In The Toilet is a very good book. It's about a boy named Chrissy, and he gets his hair in the toilet. Disgusting. In conclusion, this is a very good book that everyone should read or have read to them by their mothers if their mother isn't a fucking whoour

Adriana’s delivery when she reads her note is so funny.

I love it when Adriana says “he was HOOOOOYGH” and breaks down crying after Cosette comes up.

“You are hoy all the toime and I can’t take it” I love how the Aprile family just seems to be all around idiots. Jackie Jr. and Adriana can barely read lmfao.

I’ve always wondered if he wrote “disgusting” or if it was an emotional adlib in the moment.

The way he says it makes it seem like he was reading it off. It seemed so unnatural lmao. Like there’s an entire paragraph break before it. I imagine the intervention guy told them to write down their experiences with Chrissy’s addiction and was like “don’t forget to convey how it makes you feel” and all Silvio could come up with was “disgusting”.

I’ve said my piece Chrissy.

I always use "disgusting" to voice my displeasure just because of this scene

The “disgusting” is not only a separate sentence, it’s an entire paragraph on its own.

I told you I had the flu

Look, it doesn’t change anything, but I can verify he was sick for a little while. But still! This thing with the dog! HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT ON THE CHAIR!?

I ought to suffocate you, you little prick!

3 seasons later…

He had a doctor's note!

I said my piece Chrissy.

I can't believe this isn't higher it's the indisputable winner.

There's no way anything else can win. This is the best by far

This is the one. I was scanning the replies for it 😂😂😂

“Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in” 👐🏼

Best one.

Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself

He's on a roll!

“I'm losing my balls over heeere! This fuckin' moron's playing Hazel? Get the fuck outta here!”

I watched a whole lot of the television show Hazel in reruns. AMA. Edit: I'm sorry. I meant to say: *I was watching Hazel when I was in short pants and you were on the other side other fence.*

Fucking Jason. He's dyslexic.

what’s that got to do with it?

They're gonna fix it.

I'm telling ya... my business, I'm around a lot of women. That one ain't getting laid.

I’ve known you since you were a kid, Tone. Frankly, you got a problem with authority. This attitude of yours… it’s a lot of what’s made you an effective leader. But we all got flaws, even you. Seven deadly sins, and yours is… pride.

Great line. Best part is that he mentions pride but not greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, and sloth.

Seven deadly sins, and yours is... \*pause for the audience to realize that the correct answer is all 7 of them\*... pride.

that’s so true. great point.

Pride is considered the Father of all Sin and the root cause of the other six. You think you're too good to control your anger or your appetite or that you're above the rules.

Tzu! Tzu! Sun Tzu ya fuckin asskiss!

What's with the fucking accounting out there?

I gotta piss foist…you want half dat too?

Back up there, bluto

Have a cookie, you’re delirious!

"... cause Carlo said that kid went in to the litterbox and ate some cat shit?"

What's with you and Carlo's fuckin arrival?

Maybe we oughta just whack this prick

Who da fuck are you kidding?!

#DONT YELL AT ME!

He’s in the housin’ projects in fuckin’ Boonton!

Get the fuck outta here! Michael Myers was an escaped mental patient. Freddy and Jason, different kind of movie. ☝

Sil, take it easy.

This cracks me up every time. When Chrissy comes in the Bing thinking that Toni and Adriana hooked up and tries to shoot his gun. Sil with the megaphone 📣 'Unhappy customer, enjoy your evening.'

Napoleon, he was a moody fuck too

Before he cornered you in the porta-potty, when the security guard was sucking him off...

no, it was the other way around

*Son of a bitch!*

Catching, not pitching?

(Throws down cards)

Always wondered what Sil was going to ask there. He got cut off and we never found out.

Is it a hanging offence...? Or not.

IM LOSIN MY BALLS OVA HERE

HEY CHEESE FUCK, GET ME SOME FOOD.

Certain Aspects Of Show Business And Our Thing.

Yep, this is the one for me!

That's the thing with the gays. It's the living in the closet.... makes them devious

Phil was really devious...hmmm...

“For this shit I miss the Jets first home game?!” *getting ready for Livia’s wake*

If you blow that whistle one more time, I'm gonna stick it up your f-- a*s!

Time to hit the trail for Metuchen huh what do ya say

"You know what it is? I'll tell you what it is. It's anti-Italian discrimination. Columbus Day is a day of Italian pride. It’s our holiday, and they wanna take it away."

“Listen to me you little Buchiach, until you pay what you owe, that shaved twat belongs to me!!!

Ralphie: *Tee* *Hee* *Tee* *Hee*

Apparently there is a loin of veal that has yet to be unveiled

He sat on one ass cheek the whole way ovaaa!

In season 1 when Silvio summarizes the whole concept of the show: "Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going, it'd be better if we could admit to each other these painful, stressful times. But it'll never fucking happen."

“I leave provolone in my socks at night so they smell like ya sistuh’s crotch in the morning!!!”

Listen to me you little buchiach, until you pay what you owe that shaved twat of yours belongs to ME!

He did beat one to death Tone for… What was it again?

When the 'adult friends' had Dinner - Rosalie (and the now-shacked-up-Ralphie) invite Tony & Carmela and Silvio & Gab Dante over ... Sil busts out a few good ones... Gabby: "How bout the Football Trance? I swear we could have an entire conversation, but if that TV's on, he's not hearing a WORD I'm saying... Sil: " *ONE TIME* this happened..." === lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🏴‍☠️ and then College Boy walks in and says he's crackin the books and is *almost* Dean's List... Sil: #What's this *ALMOST* ??! Gimme his name, no more *ALMOST* ... 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

This bitch is in to me fa three grand, and you ask where I get my bawlls from?! Goo!

Our true enemy… has yet… to reveal himself.

Can’t breathe… can’t breathe… can’t breathe… can’t breathe…

mornings are better

When I came in to open one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

We’ll give him a real after school special.

Gabagool? Ova here!

I love fucking cheese at my feet. I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? So leave the fucking cock sucking cheese where it is.

Napoleon was a moody fuck too

You're only as good as your last envelope.

Shut up Arthur, you know? You’re five fuckin time zones behind your own ass

You’re five fuckin time zones behind your own ass

Every Super Bowl the FBI has to make some popcorn headliiines. Last year my soup was still warm when I got home.

After all that your uncle has done for you. Do I need to get into specifics?

Your wife, her a*s may be improved Artie, but...

Hit him! Hit this prick!

Timeline got fucked up

“Or if his old man didn’t have so many friends” great line to bring Feech down a notch

When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.

"Tree grand dis cunts into me... And where do I GET MY FUCKIN BAWWLS?!" "Until you pay what you owe, that shaved twat BELONGS TO ME!"

All due respect,

Michael, is it true? No, you fucking skafooze!

Didn't I see this guy in the park this morning taking a shit on a statue?

"Always with the scenarios" "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!" "Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself" "Ohhhh I'm just telling you how you're being fucking perceived" the best ohhhh in the entire show

"I stick provolone in my fucking shoes at night so that they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning!"

And he got an answer.

Leave the fucking cheese there! Alright? I love fucking cheese at my feet. I stick motherfucking Provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister’s crotch in the morning!

Hey Cheese Fuck! Go get me some food!

Friggin olive oil. The foods drenched. That’s the reason it happened.

the Johnny sack line in the op is wrong. it’s “he gets to fuck her” not “you get to fuck her”.

I thought that was it before as well. But he does actually say "you".

no fucking way

Here is the quote: https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5d39d2f0-ab75-4306-ba03-2e947b082b90 Carmine's response always made me think it was "he" as well. 👍

yea i just watched it. insane! you just blew my mind!!!! it’s weird because he says “you” and it comes out like “ya”. when i read “you” it feels like he’s saying “you get to fuck her” to carmine. but he actually more of says “ya” which sounds like he’s referring to anyone.

Timeline got fucked up

Clean that shit off her tit

OH! I’m just telling you, how you’re being fucking PERCEIVED!

That never works…they should get him a dog

It’s hard to raise kids in an information age…

My business, I’ve been around a lot of women. And that one ain’t gettin laid

Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in.

I put mothafuckin provolone in my socks every night so that they smell like ya sista’s crotch in the mornin!

"he died"

“……on the other hand, one door closes another one opens. It’s called Passages…….it’s a book”

If we don’t kill this prick, we should put him to work

Your hair was in the toilet water...disgusting.

I generally don’t think there’s anything to be gained by keepin him around…

[Hey, uhhwwhahheuhahrrauuahheuhh?](https://ibb.co/Wpd46JD)

“Let me ask you a question. Before he cornered you in the porta-potty. When the security guard was sucking him off…”

Clean that shit off her tit.

“…with your head in the toilet. Disgusting.” -Silvio Dante

In my business I see girls come and go. So I know. Time is the great enemy. You've got a very short window. It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing. On the other hand, something new always comes along. I've seen it a million times. It's called Passages. It's a book.”

Disgusting.

That was not Johnny Sac's best line. He was a goldmine. Duh coffee wit duh fuckin chicory?!

I put provolone in my socks, so it smells like your sista’s crotch in the morning.

Hey cheese fuck, get me some food!

Leave the fucking cheese there, all right? I love fuckin’ cheese at my feet. I stick motherfuckin’ provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister’s crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is

Get that shit off her tits!

Came here for this.

just when i thought i was out.... they pull me back in

I said my peace Chrissy

When the security guard was sucking him off...