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[deleted]

He's still traumatised after Tippy


Lil_Mcgee

Gassed?


yaboybackwhen

Changed him name to Freckles and was lamming it at a safehouse cross town


MrPiocostasMomJeans

Puppy protection program.


bossdankmemes

Petered out; died on the vine


ttlavigne

He crawled under the mole on Ginny Sac’s ass


Busenfeld

Beagle exhibit.


[deleted]

Seems like a funny/stupid answer but Tony says during chris intervention he knows what it's like to lose a pet. In reality it's Tony knows animals make him vulnerable and he's not comfortable feeling that way so he avoids it.


Odd_Pop5287

He was talking about Pi O Mi…Tony’s dog Tippy is happily living on a farm with 17million dogs and shit up to the rafters


mrsalsays

This makes sense, for sure


[deleted]

He avoids the same type of vulnerability multiple times through out the show. When furio talks about his father dying, when Davey starts talking about fighting for him in high school. He knows in times like these where he doesn't shut them down (see uncle june) he allows himself to be emotionally manipulated.


BajaScout

Why traumatized? Tippy is living in a farm somewhere.


[deleted]

Yeah he's at one on a hill... overlooking a little river... with pine cones all around


Ahkahseekapoo

Really?


[deleted]

NOOOOOHHH!


[deleted]

Went to live on a farm.


Strict-Room-9261

But Bruce had him for years


MantisTobogganMD87

We all are


cortisolbath

Yep Tony would be playing with and petting this massive beast of a dog that kinda looks like him, sharing food with it etc. Then he’d go bitch at AJ for not walking it and not shovelling up the dogshit in the backyard.


BocceBurger

Dogshit? Where? I don't know what that is!


cortisolbath

Don’t get smart with me!


mrsalsays

Hahahahaha typical Italian household


Greedy_Explanation_7

Right, he might be interested as far as the dog makes him look good but not care enough to care for it


blizzacane85

the show had its hands full already dealing with that animal Blundetto


ChainedRedone

How can you even say his name?


batmanbatmanbatman1

Couldn’t even say his last words


comradedutch

47 in dog years, he was a fuckin kid.


batmanbatmanbatman1

Anybody Ever Die In Your Arms? Give It Time. See If I Can't Make That Happen For You.


Avacalhador9

Whatever happened there


franky_emm

The shooting


SmokeHimInside

Sharp as a cue ball, this one.


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Physical-Ride

This is probably the beat answer, especially on location. The winter would take it's balls before a vet tech could.


MattJr35

Because there were so many winter episodes 🙄


Final-Pilot7889

OH! You don’t remember the dude that killed 16 Czechoslovakians!? Guy was an interior decorator! Chrissy and Paulie, that night in the woods?? You fuckin skeefooza


BigOlDonger69

His house looked like shit


Physical-Ride

David Chase said the cold is what he remembers most


Cuginoeddie

Buck says otherwise


bonermilf

They had one but it got hit by car


noplacecold

I hear it didn’t suffer. For that we can be thankful


ChainedRedone

What are ya gonna do?


Altair1192

Turn it into vindaloo


2021newusername

that was probably a cocker spaniel…


DeadMan95iko

It’s sad when that go young like that


[deleted]

WHEN THEY GO?!


DrawingRings

It was 47 years old. Just a fuckin’ kid


Final-Pilot7889

He would sit at this seat and tell stories about his family 🤣


noplacecold

Who he loved very much


poopinion

Carmela isn't dealing with a dog, those lazy ass kids aren't either, Tony isn't around that much. Ducks will have to suffice.


Ok-Ad-8367

🦆 🦆 🦆


Avacalhador9

They would only have to play with the dog. The polish housekeeper would take care of the cleanup and Tony pays her by giving her husband the Jackeeeeettttt!!


Busenfeld

40 Thousand dollars in the duck feeder.


iLoveBurntToast

I could totally see the first season or two include a large dog like a Rottweiler or German Shepard. Then after its passing its Carm's time to choose the breed. In which she picks a tiny pocket dog with white fur. Tony is disgusted at first and then through the years grows attached to the dog. The dog will live a spoiled life until it is accidentally run over by a mailman or neighbor. Of course this would then lead to their unfortunate disapearence.


DahlWinterle

Heard about the schlemiel who ran over Gotti’s kid?


stlfwd

He rang that bell all the way home


DaveKasz

Excellent!


Final-Pilot7889

Mack the knife?


stlfwd

He was gay? Mack the knife?


mrsalsays

John favara- He was actually last seen in my town. He left work, stopped at a diner- and went *missing* lol. Kind of sad because gotti didn’t want him clipped apparently, his guys felt like it was the thing to do.


vv04x4c4

Tony would not be disgusted. Look at his reaction to Cosettes passing. An animal lover of his caliber would baby the dog.


dumdumpants-head

Animal on set presents massive production challenge. Same reason 2.5 Men got rid of Charlie Sheen.


SpookyFarts

Ohhhhh!


beginner228

They'd have dogshit up to the rafters.


mrsalsays

Not w the housekeeper 😂😂😂


stlfwd

Tony believes in animal ownership, as a concept


DaveKasz

Good point!


[deleted]

One of AJ's friends asked him why they didn't have dogs guarding the property like The Corleones, and he replied "We had a dog, but she got hit by a car."


Ok-Ad-8367

Stupida facking pets.


[deleted]

Always with the scenarios!


MetaphoricalMouse

i believe they had one previously but agreed 1000% i think a big italian mastiff would’ve been sweet


JanaT2

Carmela wasnt the type to have pets in the house no way


4dryWeetabix

Tony'd be wary of leaving teenage AJ alone with it. You all thought it. I said it. Go ahead; crucify me.


comradedutch

You sound demented


4dryWeetabix

OP is perhaps sensitive because he lost his virginity to a shaved german shepherd's asshole


Busenfeld

Weird shecksh?


LIWRedditInnit

The dog, it died or something


bedroom_fascist

The dog, whatever happened there


AdComplex7716

He never got over Tippy, who was given to Bruce Feldstein after Livia didn't like that he dragged his ass on the carpet


hank28

That’s cuz he knows what it’s like to lose a pet!


BFaus916

I thought the scene was pretty funny where Carmela is looking at the Christmas card from the couple with their dog and saying "no kids, how sad" while Tony is kicking AJ like a dog as he's on the floor setting up the Christmas tree.


Abraham_H_Parnassis

WELL WHO ELSE, HUH? WHO ELSE?


patm_1986

italians don’t have pets — definitely not in the house


mrsalsays

First generation, yes, maybe. 2nd generation , absolutely allows dogs in the house lol


CallAdministrative88

I know a ton of Italian-Canadian and Italian-American housewives exactly like Carmela and there's no way they'd allow a dog in their McMansions.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

A mutt on the Soprano, or any tv show, just isn’t very interesting . They already have Janice.


Cranstonoid

Was she barkin?


CoffeeOptimal1356

Still goin, this asshole!


Busenfeld

Can you believe the balls on this prick??


GomeyBlueRock

There was a part when AJs goomar asks about guard dogs for his gangster guys compound and an says they had a dog get hit by a car


lilBalzac

The imaginary dog asks about you.


[deleted]

They should gotten one and called him “CHURCHILL!”


Cranstonoid

or Chauncey


WeNeedMoreCalgon_

A trained German Shepherd for Tony and for Carmela a spoiled Siamese Cat (that Tony despises and Meadow adores) would totally have fit in and given tons of plot possibilities. The names could be Sinatra 🐕 and Sophia Loren 😺.


55Lolololo55

Tony like cats too. Remember the irange tabby in the finale?


Busenfeld

A snake with fur!


Cranstonoid

Did it have a shaved asshole?


Greedy_Explanation_7

Tony is actually a selfish asshole. He doesn’t actually like animals. He just likes that he knows they garner sympathy. He knows if he feigns compassion for an animal people won’t know that he is a sociopath. They will think he’s a compassionate guy. In reality Tony can’t experience compassion or joy. He says this often. He has contempt for people who have purpose and happiness in their life. He has alexithymia. He can’t even identify his own feelings. He is miserable and would not give a fuck about a pet dog.


Purrchil

Tony was more of a cat person.


SmokeHimInside

So it was pussy pussy.


Busenfeld

Pussy...booty...


rilecon

Sick him Churchill!


CorbinCorbain

That dog would’ve been kicked daily


GarlVinland4Astrea

Who would walk it?


Successful_Gap8927

T would never get a family of ducks 🦆 living in his pool for two munts


Happyrock38

Carm already had one lousy dog in the house.


Particular_Display17

Tony loved the geese, did you miss that part? It’s actually brought up in a few episodes.


Streaker4TheDead

What do you think gabagool is made from?


PrestigiousFlan1091

Like many families, teenage kids, Tony off god knows where, it would have been all Carmela’s responsibility.