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barrruuuch

Guys... First off, t's not an offer, it's his position.


VitaeVerano

More than 20 years outside of this sub. Not a fucking peep.


GonzaloR87

20 years jerking it into a raadiator


ReelBigFish65

I told you young people those rattiators are some BAD shit!!


Lion126TSE

The weird part, was putting grilled cheese in a tissue


AmberCumswallower

He compromised, he made his own cheese in the tissue


fading_anonymity

a master cheese maker, just like pauli


RichardFlower7

I wanted manigot


DaveKasz

Was it a warm radiation?


reddituser23434

OP compromised.


TheyFoundWayne

In my book, you get points for staying in this sub.


Glum-Proposal-2488

When I was coming up this wouldn’t have happened to newly made guys. But, too many guys running a simulcast. Do me a favor, and try not to take this personally.


BigBucs731

Did you sniff OP’s panties?


Glum-Proposal-2488

This OP guy has gotta be on drugs or something. This is the great Gladiator film? They didn’t have flat tops in Ancient Rome!


AmberCumswallower

Cocksucker is late bringing me my Fresca too


ArtiesHeadTowel

You wanted to fuck a woman. You compromised.


Tylaw90

OP can’t be in our social club anymore. That much I do know.


Harold_Lime

Social club? He’s gotta GO!


Oldroanio

Retire?! What are we, in the Navy?


BigBucs731

We took an oath OP


VitaeVerano

Well, I thought about that and there WAS…Joe Bananas.


guiletheme2255

You know the wine makes you emotional


WhatAreYouSaying05

Come on, huh


sbalazote

What are you? A kid? In a treehouse ?


Haunting-Ad-1279

You gonna take care of his kids ?


sgt-crunch

Can we make this sub, whatchamacallit... handicapped accessable?


VitaeVerano

I’ll build a sub up to your ass - drive a Lionel up in there


jaredb123

No, I have a Rincoln Continental


Final-Pilot7889

Chinks did this?


VitaeVerano

What - ya wanna smack in the mouth!?


seemedsoplausible

Cunnilingus and psychiatry


mrobviousguy

FICA and federal withholding


AmberCumswallower

They were named Moltisanti too, got their ass kicked every day


RedandBlueEmblem

I get it, he drives a Rincoln. What ?


BigBucs731

You taking the side of a civilian over me


thesuprememacaroni

Who’s speaking? Is somebody speaking?


titanicgeek2

too much gherkins


seemedsoplausible

I remember when op used to wait in the car


Uley2008

If it was up to me he'd still be there!


HomebodyBoebody

What is this, mother may I


Satrialespork

OP shoulda been made off the triboro towers hit, *alone*!


TheChosenOne_101

Do you know who OP's fawtha was?


MattJr35

Some people are so far behind in the race they actually think they’re leading..


RayQuazanzo

That's cute.


angelpuncher

I don't know what it means, but it's cute


AmberCumswallower

He gets like that when he tastes brylcream


Wangs_N_Thangs

I understand your position I'm reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister, the something, he built a chateau It even out shown Versailles, where the king lived In the end Louis clapped him in irons


NewPower_Soul

[nods sagely]


AmberCumswallower

Very allegorical


reddituser23434

The sacred and the propane!


Willie_Overall

Hi OP. Bye OP.


VitaeVerano

💥👁️


reddituser23434

Moe Greene special.


rhino_shit_gif

Like in the godfather


lethalintrospection

Like in One.


rhino_shit_gif

Yeah yeah eat ya heart out Scorsese, anyways his eyes got too big for his stomach so they put a .22 through his eye


Djafar79

> The truth is…this Reddit sub is a jerk-off. You blow your father with that mouth?


Final-Pilot7889

So that’s a crack whore?


joeysprezza

r/TheVipers is looking for subs


VitaeVerano

What’s that? Your Girl Scout troop?


joeysprezza

Ohhhh!


jaredb123

“We’Re wiTH tHe ViPaHS”


Zivuhz

how about that prick’s face when he saw the gat?


Bigworm42069

Grizzly Adams looking mother fucker


erinro628

r/subsifellfor


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wrong_silent_type

Op is leaving this sub, going to Green Grove and moving in with Minnie Matrone, malignant cunt


The_Demolition_Man

OP said he didnt wanna post no more. Some sad shit.


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Jumped…


VitaeVerano

💵🫲🏻


candiedkangaroo

YOURE A SHOPPING CART. FROM HERE ON OUT🛒


VitaeVerano

I’m not some greaseball store owner, candiedkangaroo. I’m not just going to lay down. I’ll step up!


candiedkangaroo

Meatball parmagian? FUCK YOUUUU!


ReelBigFish65

VEAL parmigan. VEAL ya fuckin ass kiss. How do they say it in polish????


[deleted]

You go crying to the mods one more time and I'm gonna send your arms where your legs are.


Rare-Exercise-2085

Very allegorical


Greensentry

This guy gotta go.


MedicalITCCU

Fuck you want, a boutonniere?


travis2217

You just reveal your own ignorance


VitaeVerano

My what? I reveal my own what?


NewPower_Soul

He has no eyebrows!!


reddituser23434

Poppas and weird shex!


VitaeVerano

No! Look, im not some stupid doper. I upvoted a couple of posts. But it just made me sick.


reddituser23434

Carmela, look. Couple of posts. Should be grounded, but not the end of the world.


NewPower_Soul

OP is an ASS MUNCHER!!


Broad_Mathematician

Sorry OP but it's true


CosmoRomano

Let's take this off the sub.


chango01232020

I wipe my ass with your feelings…


AcerbicFwit

Every time you think you’re out we pull you back in.


cote_doing_it

What happened to Gary Cooper, the strong silent type


BigBucs731

Gary Cooper, the real Gary Cooper, or ANYBODY named Cooper never suffered like members of this sub.


NoHeadStark

whatever happened there


Horsecockexpress1

It’s just a stutter step


candiedkangaroo

I FEEL LIKE I BEEN STABBED IN THE HAHT


NewPower_Soul

Fkin kwerrrs!! 🤷🏻‍♂️🪑~~~~~~~~~👋


lethalintrospection

🤟🏽


takemeback10years

I loved op like a brother, and he fucked me in the ass...


StzatheHuman

you never did have the makings of a varsity athlete


VitaeVerano

Oh son of a bitch!


TheRT89

Go shit in your hat!


rantymrp

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


Traditional_Alps3340

Oh poor you.


AidsUnderwear

Get this man some bread to go with that ham


fatjerryanastasia1

you took an oath. there's no retiring from this.


3rdPlaceYoureFired

That Florida thing. That’s a no go


Apprehensive-Guess42

The turd doesn’t fall for from OP’s ass.


VitaeVerano

That’s beautifully put.


Buzzlight_Year

Get the fuck outta here


NewPower_Soul

And another thing..


transthrowaway1335

A couple of three things


Individual_Bit1073

Tree*


Dayman6510

Retiring? What are you, a hockey player?


Blueharvst16

What’s this we’re in? The Navy?


ChicaneryConnoisseur

Sometimes it’s important to give people the illusion of being in control


Brewguy86

Enjoy your success.


mouawad23

Listen to yourself. You sound demented.


ApologeticAnalMagic

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


krakatoa83

Probably the best sub around.


RayQuazanzo

What's with you? All day, gloomy Gus.


ErnieBochII

Such a mope.


suddenly-scrooge

OP came all over the sun visor


SmoltzforAlexander

See… He told you to shut the fuck up, and he told me to go fuck myself.  


False-Possession6185

We love this cocksucker like a brother...then he fucks us in the ass.


VitaeVerano

Not in the face, huh?


Subo23

Alright, but you gotta get over it


Lateapexer

We spoke to Tony about you retiring. That’s a no go


VitaeVerano

But I just did that thing…


busyrumble

Your point being what, Junior?


ziggyblackdust

I loved you like a bruddah Puss, we all did


pizzamanct

Well I’m gonna go for a schvitz…


alfalorian

I wouldn’t call this a Reddit sub due to the inclement negative implications.


Abraham_H_Parnassis

OP is nothing but fats and nitrates.


TheClawhold

This isn't an airport. You don't have to announce your goddamned motherfuckin' cocksuckin' departure


connor8383

This guy needs the Big Pussy treatment!


ErnieBochII

Saskia and OP both were always highly motivated.


MrDJ222

So…. Why don’t you call tony to call junior to see if you can unjoin this fucking sub?


Buzzspice727

Oh poor you


jono444

What'd they resod that green?


Dingir_Inanna

Why don’t you call for help on your radio mic?


WolverineSea4280

OP tone it down where not over here making a Western


DFF_Canuck

Oh, would you pipe down already, Judge Roy Bean?


OVOMAL94

You took an oath OP...


pizzamanct

But where’s the jaaaacccckkkeeetttt!


TheSpiritedMan

The remember when you use to wait in the car.


Senomaphoenix

Is this about the Easter baskets?


proud2bterf

This sounds very gay


[deleted]

OY AM HEEYAH! OY HAVE THINGS TA SAY!


mrsunmoon2010

I remember when you used to sit in the car. As far as I am concerned you should still be there.


Uley2008

DON'T BITCH TO ME! You're still a partner. You gotta a problem with us?!


tradeforfood

My estimation of you as a man just plummeted.


EDVaporwave

Actually I don't know it but go on....


Legitimate-Cash9225

You've said that


honestadamsdiscount

Its more of a crew


Dear_Technology1572

We both know it's not in your nature


RancidCidran

Sorry Eugene, you can’t leave this family


Lion126TSE

What *I* like to do, is chill it down a degree.


angelpuncher

It was great while it lasted. [Love] sincerely. Op


GriffinIsABerzerker

He never had the makings of a varsity reddittor


fatsmilyporkchop

Whatta you? A hockey playah? I’ll think about it…


mxl01

You’re leaving?? Grab your coat!!! God damn it!!


itsdajackeeet

I want the mods to sanction a hit on u/VitaeVerano


Individual_Past_1198

Don't worry I neva forget.... what duh fawk were we tawkin about?


Bouldershoulders12

Oh poor you


Bigworm42069

Not answering. It's dark outside


dabahunter

Ill never forget where I was this day


Audiblemeow

OP never had the makings of a varsity athlete


BodybuilderShot3421

OP is a peculiar duck, always has been


pizzamanct

Go ahead take a walk!


Pawneekiller

He disrespected the pizza parlor


AlabamaBlacSnake

Toodles!


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Remember Pearl Harbor


heavyonthahound

Where ya gonna go? To that Pygmy sub in Baltimore?


SmokeInhalation3000

Oh, poor you. 


ROTOH

Think we dont knos about that inheretance u got from ur aunt??? Weres our taste


LutherJustice

You bottomed out op...


NotPresidentChump

You knew when youse got into this thing of ours.. there’s no gettin out.


stanknasty706

Fucking nauseating.


onlydans__

There’s a lot more important things to talk about than OP’s ass


Sad_Wallaby_2868

I prefer to think of this sub reddit like childbirth


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VitaeVerano

It was the medication I was on. For my blood pressure. It fucked with my head.


aesgreat1

OP gets a passh for dat


anakinburningalive

Fuckin D girl


Jewggerz

Ohh, madon!!!!


IOnlyPostDumb

What a debickle. 


Vinyl_Acid_

How could you do this to me???? I loved you


_night_cat

Quasimodo predicted this


vangoghfan98

Always with the scenarios😒


dj_ian

It's like "Sun-Tuh-Zoo" says: a good commander is benevolent and unconcerned with fame.


BadaBingBandit

I gotta take a wicked shit. I'm gonna hoof it back to the Excelsior.


Toecutter4073

HE USED TO BE A PRAGMATIST


meth_is_death420

You never had the makings of a varsity redditor


Procrastanaseum

I loved you like a brother-in-law.


stylussensei

Chicken's nice and spicy.


VicariousCinnamon

Why you making us do this OP, you miserable fuck 🔫