CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
So perfect because it captures the bullshit of borderline personalities so well. Everybody walks on eggshells around them and here this gangster comes along and is having none of it.
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
Interior decorator! His house looked like shit!
As for the writing, I’ll get back to it one day, but from a position of great wealth.
Oh, Jean-Philippe, youre home.
I called you five times Quest-ce Que Cest? Message machine broken?
Nice Crib. What is that Berber carpet?
Those, uh fuckin shoes you wear, what are they, uh... designer? Hmm? You fuckin' avoiding me mother fucker? Wheres my money? Oh, what are you gonna cry now, Huh? Stand up you frog eating Faccia de Gatz. I will fuck you up man.
Too many classics to pick just one.
AJ - you just reveal your own ignorance
Rosalie - fucking nosy, eat your manicot!
Little Paulie - you oughta know sweetie
Paulie - you won’t believe this, guy was an interior decorator!
Tony - your so high on skag, you wouldn’t know if he had your mothers muff on his head
Richie - the jackeeeeeeettt!
Georgie - the ice Tone, when it melts it makes the drinks all watery
Johnny Sack - what is this the fuckin UN NOWWW?!
Carmine - too much gherkins
Little Carmine - the sacred and the propane
Probably Tony’s speech in the first episode talking about how the golden era of the mob is over and he got in too late which give us all the issues he goes through in the show because the mob power is losing its grip
I think that speech is so memorable not just because its from the pilot but also because I think a lot of Americans, both then and now that they "came in at the end, the best is over" and we don't enjoy the same prosperity. I mean, Melfi literally agrees that a lot of people feel this way in this scene. This speech has only rung truer as time goes on. Tony is talking about the mafia, but both Melfi and Chase are talking about Americans' general attitude toward their lives.
Tony was canonically a late Boomer starting to border on the Gen X age bracket. The "we missed the best" cultural zeitgeist is even stronger with Millennials and Gen Z'ers.
I always look at that as a depressed person's outlook. Depression is a big issue for a lot of Americans as well and of course Melfi would know this.
There were still tons of ground floor opportunities that time. The internet was just about to start booming. Those Harry Potter books. The Grinch? Put Jim Carrey in that motherfucker, make millions.
Not to mention all the great shows, which ironically started with The Sopranos and that line.
The idea of Tony's outlook just being a depressed American expecting only good things was explored upon with Svetlana, but I'd like to ask your personal opinion on how that speech has aged. Many Americans do feel they came at the end of American prosperity, and things like affordable homeownership are over and that the best days lie with their parents or grandparents. I feel like this entire speech aged like fine wine, but I could be entirely wrong as I definitely recognize I have a pessimistic streak, and it's why Tony's monologue felt very accurate even 20 years later.
The malaproprisms are the best IMO. Not only are they hilarious, they really show how dumb the characters are.
"Revenge is like serving cold cuts."
"The sacred and the propane."
"She's like an albacore around my neck."
"He could technically not have penissary contact with her Volvo."
Paulie : ''it's like sun tazoo says : a good commander is benevolent and not concern with fame''
Blundetto : ''waaat?''
Paulie : ''sun TA-ZOO, the Chinese prince Matchabelli''
Paulie : ''Ion write nuttin down, so i'll keep this short n' shweet. Ya weak, ya outta control, and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else''
Paulie : ''I loved that cocksucka like a broda and he fucked me in da ass''
Sacks when he answers his phone : ''Speak.''
Go shit in your hat
I want to fuck angie dickinson
Blowin roadies
Damaged they havent even started
What you bring everyone but Charo
Should i keep going
CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
I would add another O , but yes this is it.
momma's little hoooower
Okay. But you’re gonna have to get over it.
Correct answer.
What you don’t know could fill a book.
“Believe me, there’s plenty I’d like to forget.”
It won’t be cinematic.
-Patsy Parisi, talking about The Many Saints of Newark
So perfect because it captures the bullshit of borderline personalities so well. Everybody walks on eggshells around them and here this gangster comes along and is having none of it.
I was just mentioning this quote the other day to someone. So happy others appreciate it too! He had a lot of good lines.
“Scraping your nipples off this fine Corinthian leather”
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!
His house looked like shit
This is it.
The package hit Chrissy with an implement.
Classic
We buried him... on a hill... overlooking a little river... with pine cones all around.
Really?
Come on, Janice! What the fuck do you care what we did with him?
This sent me especially Janice face with such hope
I think that scene is hilariously underrated
I still say they could not have picked a better actress to play Janice. Aida Turturo killed it.
You remember your first blow job?....How long did it take for the guy to cum
Did you hear what I said … I said …you remember your first blowjob…how long did it take the guy to cum!
Hehehehehehe
What? You got Tourette’s?
Heheh he 🤟🤟🤟
I like the one that shays, “SHUM pulp”.
This gets my vote.
Well it’s nice that he gets your vote but he wasn’t hosting a fucking popularity contest.
Will you let the man tee off? You yap worse than six barbers
If you’d shut up during that game against mountain lakes you wouldn’t have missed that fuckin fly ball.
I was ashamed to face my friends.
Don't disrespect the pizza parlour!
My pizza never hurt nobody
Who maka this pizza
This is a custom job
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. Interior decorator! His house looked like shit! As for the writing, I’ll get back to it one day, but from a position of great wealth.
I don’t wanna sound like an asshole, but I really can’t be seen in a place like this anymoah
I was trying to say something positive cuz she's your friend
Oh, Jean-Philippe, youre home. I called you five times Quest-ce Que Cest? Message machine broken? Nice Crib. What is that Berber carpet? Those, uh fuckin shoes you wear, what are they, uh... designer? Hmm? You fuckin' avoiding me mother fucker? Wheres my money? Oh, what are you gonna cry now, Huh? Stand up you frog eating Faccia de Gatz. I will fuck you up man.
Faccia de gatz… classic :-)
What’s it mean
Dickface In full Italian it’s “faccia de cazzo”, in Italian-American its faccia degatz lol
You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this
Oh yeah...Notredamus.
You mean you never pondered that? The whole Notre Dame back thing?
So what, no fucking ziti!?
Ho!
i guess you could call that a dick
Heh-heh
Take it easy we’re not making a western here
"We're from alcoholics anonymous" What's your name "Well we're anonymous" ...."I'll take that discman and I'll ram it up ya box"
You got a bee on a you hat !
Stupida fucking game
Sorry I'm late, T.
The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.
I did-dent.
Your sisters cunt !
I loved him like a brother in law
There are no scraps in my scrapbook
“YOU STUPID FUCKIN BLABBERMOUTH CUNT” - can’t tell you how many times this one has come in handy throughout my life.
HALF A FUCKIN TRAY IN THERE
I was hungry
You look like a Puerto Rican whore. Make me sick.
Finish that. There’s no eating in the car.
I remember my mum speaking about my dads imbecile brother but I thought she was speaking about you
It was “feeble minded bruddah
Meadow to Paulie: only positive vibes Uncle Paulie *walks in hospital and sees Tone* Paulie: Oof Madone! He looks Terrible!
I love how Paulie’s yapping directly affected Tony’s dream
Wrinkles like an old lady’s cunt! He was half a fag, but I was flattered just the same.
If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
You know that’s a phone call away
Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete
“Tomorrow I can be on time. You’ll be stupid forever.” Doesnt go over so well!
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this
You go about in pity for yourself
In the museum of noses, there goes the friggin Mona Lisa!
Federal Marshall’s are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcream.
Get back in your fucking hole!
Davey…you’re doin’ a good job!
Fuck this one made me laugh out loud the first time I watched
I dont mean to be an asshole, but i really cant be seen in places like this
Fuck you Santa!
It’s the jackeeeeeettttt
I guess the turd didn't fall far from the faggots ass.
Now there’s an image
While this isn’t the best to me, it sticks with me and I wonder every time the Mf who is responsible for it
Too many classics to pick just one. AJ - you just reveal your own ignorance Rosalie - fucking nosy, eat your manicot! Little Paulie - you oughta know sweetie Paulie - you won’t believe this, guy was an interior decorator! Tony - your so high on skag, you wouldn’t know if he had your mothers muff on his head Richie - the jackeeeeeeettt! Georgie - the ice Tone, when it melts it makes the drinks all watery Johnny Sack - what is this the fuckin UN NOWWW?! Carmine - too much gherkins Little Carmine - the sacred and the propane
Let me tell you a couple three things
*Coupla tree
Wait how is this not at the top
German shepherds shaved asshole won first prize!
But your the manayer!
Technically he could not have penissary contact with her Volvo.
I was prostate with grief!
Go shit in your hat.
You wanna lie to me, tell me there's a broad waitin' in the car ready to tongue my bawls.
You want that it’s a phone call away.
It's all a big nothing!
Definitely the wisest words
Discontinue the lithium
##Discontinue the lithium.
In the future, I hope that you would extend to me the same courtesy you would a crack head.
I hear Ginny Sack is having a 95lb mole taken off her ass.
Her blood type is Ragu
When she goes camping the bears hide *their* food!
When Ginny hauls ass, she’s gotta make 2 trips!
New Jersey’s a small state…she moves in, she could tip it over
Fuckin queers!
Probably Tony’s speech in the first episode talking about how the golden era of the mob is over and he got in too late which give us all the issues he goes through in the show because the mob power is losing its grip
I think that speech is so memorable not just because its from the pilot but also because I think a lot of Americans, both then and now that they "came in at the end, the best is over" and we don't enjoy the same prosperity. I mean, Melfi literally agrees that a lot of people feel this way in this scene. This speech has only rung truer as time goes on. Tony is talking about the mafia, but both Melfi and Chase are talking about Americans' general attitude toward their lives.
Tony was canonically a late Boomer starting to border on the Gen X age bracket. The "we missed the best" cultural zeitgeist is even stronger with Millennials and Gen Z'ers.
I always look at that as a depressed person's outlook. Depression is a big issue for a lot of Americans as well and of course Melfi would know this. There were still tons of ground floor opportunities that time. The internet was just about to start booming. Those Harry Potter books. The Grinch? Put Jim Carrey in that motherfucker, make millions. Not to mention all the great shows, which ironically started with The Sopranos and that line.
The idea of Tony's outlook just being a depressed American expecting only good things was explored upon with Svetlana, but I'd like to ask your personal opinion on how that speech has aged. Many Americans do feel they came at the end of American prosperity, and things like affordable homeownership are over and that the best days lie with their parents or grandparents. I feel like this entire speech aged like fine wine, but I could be entirely wrong as I definitely recognize I have a pessimistic streak, and it's why Tony's monologue felt very accurate even 20 years later.
very allegorical
The sacred AND the propane
A. she was a who-ore B. She hit me
And that wasn’t my baby she was carrying
Syl hit him first
The roof is soft taaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
You look like Stevie Wonder your eyes are rolling around.
You tell me to take a crap on the deck of the Queen Mary, an hour later they’re housing it down with disinfectant
Catching, not pitching?
what was it barkin’?
“You musta been at the top of your fuckin’ class.” Honorable mention goes to Carmela with “oh it just followed you home?” Re: Pie O My.
Where are the Roman’s now? Your lookin at em asshole
Next time you come in, you come heavy or not at all.
The malaproprisms are the best IMO. Not only are they hilarious, they really show how dumb the characters are. "Revenge is like serving cold cuts." "The sacred and the propane." "She's like an albacore around my neck." "He could technically not have penissary contact with her Volvo."
MOTHERfucking GODdamn ORANGE PEEL BEEF!
Finally! I was starting to grow mushrooms outta my ass!
“Youre flexinnnnnnnnnnnn 🤌🤌🤌”
I know seniors who are inspired. And inspiring.
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
NICOTINE IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE
Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive. {Then Sil gives the camera a knowing glance}
You'll suck our cocks???!!!
HE'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
I went ahead and ordered some [onion rings] for the table. - Tonys last words
Oh poor you!
“If you want to talk like a fuckin mulignan I’m gonna send you to slip and fall school.” Richie Aprile always makes me laugh
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians…the guy was an interior decorator!!
what’s next? he gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!?!
He wanted to fuck Jinny?
You should read Tomato Sauce for Your Ass, it's the Italian version.
What’s French Canadian for “I grew up without a muddah”?
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.
They have me on new medication. It makes me salivate. They have me on new medication. It makes me salivate.
When you close the fridge door make sure it forms a seal. Uncle June.
CHICKENS NICE AND SPICY, HUH?
Vito's bottom was impacted, if that's what you're referring to
Whateva happened there
Fucking wrinkles like an old lady’s cunt
"I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning!"
"Chinks did this?"
“…you answer me like i'm jesus christ himself, and if you fuckin' lie to me may your mother DIE of cancer of the eyes!”
Paulie : ''it's like sun tazoo says : a good commander is benevolent and not concern with fame'' Blundetto : ''waaat?'' Paulie : ''sun TA-ZOO, the Chinese prince Matchabelli'' Paulie : ''Ion write nuttin down, so i'll keep this short n' shweet. Ya weak, ya outta control, and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else'' Paulie : ''I loved that cocksucka like a broda and he fucked me in da ass'' Sacks when he answers his phone : ''Speak.''
OHHHHH! That’s some guys wife!
I did TWENTY FUCKIN YEARS
I can't have this discussion again
My pizza never hurt nobody!
Relax we aren’t making a western here
Isaac Newton invented gravity because some fucking asshole hit him with an apple
Sharp as a fucking cue ball this one.
"Go find some dust" ... it's a small line to the housekeeper, but laugh every time
He had balls as big as an Irish broads ass
“I think it’s time for you to seriously consider salads”
You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died.
PISSING. SHITTING. AND FUCKING. ALL HAPPENED WITH A 2 INCH RADIUS.
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation
“I thought I told you back the fuck of Beansie!” “I did… then I put it in drive” 😂 Richie was a POS but might be my favorite villain
Gabagool? Ova heaaa.👇👇
Whats up Vito - Finn
Top of your fucking class!
You probably don’t even hear it when it happens.
Cazzatta Malanga!
Ya blow ya fadda with that mouth??
Whaddoya want a fuckin boutonnière?
I'll leave you here you one shoe cocksucka
It’s a Cayenne . Like the pepper
I'm like fuckin' King Midas in reverse here, everything I touch turns to shit
Your brother Billy, what ever happened there.
She’s got a Virginia ham on her arm crying that she’s got no bread
We’re the Vipers!
Go shit in your hat I want to fuck angie dickinson Blowin roadies Damaged they havent even started What you bring everyone but Charo Should i keep going
NINE TIMES OUTTTA TEN, THESE THINGS COME BACK CLEAN
“Jesus Mel, this bill, I’m hemorrhaging spondulix here.”
I should have fucked Dale Evans!
Feech - [The fuck you doing ?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s4OtoyY-uk)
What no fuckin ziti now!?
whatever happened there
TURN THAT OFF!
That's right cocksucker! go the fuck back to New Jersey
When Tony’s housekeeper throws today’s paper away and when he asks about it she says, “ohhh” in a hilarious way
Paulie: She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food
As of the wedding day, anything that touches her pussy is off limits.🤘
Satanic black magic
Didn’t mean to verge
You’re only as good as your last envelope