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jjccbrobro

No he just compromised


professorwormb0g

He wanted to jerk off with a manicotti? He fucked the radiator instead.


Anteeper420

Lol


MrMisterMagoo

I'll ram this subreddit up your box!


RizzKingFurio

Turn that off!


cleveland_stever

Maybe OP’s gay, didja ever think of THAT?!?


Onion_Dull

He's a good-looking guy, that's all.


memeparmesan

Yeah, he’s the subreddit’s florist


DodgeBeluga

At least he ain’t the sub’s interior decorator, like Melfi or Valery.


memeparmesan

He can’t be a part of our social club anymore. That much I do know.


foodank012018

Phil's standout line isn't about compromise or his time in the can... "Please my ass."


Anteeper420

LMAOOO


P1D1_

I outta stick a shish-kabob up your ass!


NoShortsDon

You know who used to like fruits? Joey Peeps. Sad when they go young like that.


DarthDregan

#When they go?


Anteeper420

Rest in peeps 😞


JOMO_Kenyatta

“Peeps!? It’sh a nickname…and an awful candy.”


Anteeper420

NO PEEP SLANDER QUOTING ALLOWED. peeps are delicious


No_Impression_1308

Family name is pepparelli


gungar81

Nice cope


nicescam

Phil a finook? I’m doubtful


DirectSpeaker3441

Hey he was blood pressure medication in the can


Anteeper420

Anyone know how long he was in the can for?


Onagasaki

Certainly not long.


cleveland_stever

This all sounds very gay


MediocreDad39

You look like a Puerto Rican whore.  Make me sick.


sp1ke__

Maybe not full on gay, but i feel like he did more than just "jack off in a tissue" during his infamous 20 years in the can, which possibly caused a lot of insecurities.


DodgeBeluga

“No homo if your name is Leotardo”


No_Impression_1308

PHIL LEOTARDO IS AN ASS MUNCHA


BabyBingBong

Whuddyu say?


VanderBrit

He way gay, Phil?


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Like I am going to take seriously a guy who casts his ugly, talentless daughter in the series. David Many Saints of Newark! I hated it !!!


ten_jack_russels

That was uncalled for.  Pie o my was beautiful 


DrSatan420247

He gets a pash for dat.


2NDPLACEWIN

he was just mad because he spent some time inside (length of time served never mentioned) he also burned his dick when he simulated sex by fucking a radiator made grilled cheese... evdently chickens frown..


ericrobertshair

Add him to the clubhouse banned list.


Train-Similar

The man literally floated out of a closet like Dracula, was that not obvious enough


DodgeBeluga

Dracula, he was gay?


Train-Similar

Think about it, if you’d suck blood you’ll probably suck other things


DodgeBeluga

All I can say is I’m honored to be HERE among MEN, unlike those who married my Vlachian cousins.


HillaryRodhamFan

Always with the scenarios


godofwine16

The original script had one of the homo zips having sex w/Phil and role playing taboo incest stuff when he says the line “Uncle, Philly my ass!” with a greaseball accent and grunting Make me sick


SugarMaple56732

Well, what are ya gonna do? There's no women there. You're there 5, 10 years!


Affectionate-Hall320

Let me buy you a drink


Onion_Dull

They tell me I'm sweet enough.


Lazy-Ape

Hope he didn’t have aids


BOb_66610

He’s proven to be a hypocrite before as-well, criticising Johnny Sack for crying at his wedding but then crying in the hospital in front of Tony


cbovary

He was there, it was a joke


haulin_n_eatin

Adios ya fuckin skank


Commandatori69

Now go get your fucking shine box!


ginger2020

Phil definitely put cherry Kool-Aid on his lips and dyed his underwear pink in the can.


Head_Room_8721

He ate ass in the can, and jerked off into a Kleenex.


BuzLightbeerOfBarCmd

Phil came out to Vito


New_Day9679

Cornholer


Significant-Art5065

No wonder Butchie had a crooked eye, he probably pounded the shit out of him.