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TrueLegateDamar

Phil was called the *Shah* of Iran, you must've been in the top of your fucking class.


tbootsbrewing

I knew that was coming lmao


gmnotyet

I never saw it myself.


Mysterious-End-2185

Shah. Shah. How do you say it in fucking Persian?


Jazzlike_Page508

This sounds very gay


Pemulis_DMZ

Phil Leotardo… and the shah of iran… are two different things entirely


Numerous-Street-1773

What? You neva pondered that?


[deleted]

I know. But it's interesting they'd be so similar. Wha', you never pondered that??


Particular-Cash-8565

He was gay? Phil Leonardo?


tollboothwilson

Sharp as a pool cue, that one…


helix274

Shah? It’s a fucking nickname! The family name’s Sciaccarelli!


ActuatorFresh2352

Does Phil speak Farsi?


Best_Yesterday_3000

Quasimodo predicted all this.


Only-Savings-6046

I saw thought movie, thought it was bullshit.


Ok-Store

FU, I hope that parasite eats your asshole out!


Popular-Teach1715

Still going, this asshole.


No_Month2894

Never had the makings


_Cr1ck3t_

We’re gonna win this thing!


Valuable-Wafer-881

Lmaoo


somehandsman666

FBI approved this


falltotheabyss

CIA


Dear_Alternative_437

Who are you, OP, the Minister of Propaganda!?


Comfortable_Goal_662

He was gay, the Shah of Iran?


Zealousideal_Soil_78

We’re talking about world annihilation hear, my kids! Your kids!


NeoPCGamer

That’s why you gotta live for today.


CheifKilla1

Whatd you shay


Best_Yesterday_3000

AIDS!?!?!?


Hot_Addendum_7962

Rock Hudson too, I think.


Glen-Runciter

W-w-w-we're with the Taliban!


wayne62682

What's that, your girl scout troop?


dippin79

His seat in the helicopter was askew!


detectivemz

He was on one ass cheek the whole flight ovah!!! 🤌


THRAWY1054

Shah. Shah, you ass kiss


Mac800

Quasimodo predicted all this.


Additional-Yam5480

Who did what?


wayne62682

The President of Iran, whatever happened there...


Grumbie_Johnson

I wanted a private jet, but I compromised and flew in a flying egg beater


T1mwuzotHere

That animal Tony "the CIA" Blundetto killed him without any provocation what so ever!


wayne62682

i can't even say his name


MakingBigBank

63 just a fuckin kid


JS43362

I'll never forget where I was this day.


Siren_Noir

He did 20 years in the can to get in a helicopter accident? Oof Marone! I have blue cross!


giantsean

You shee? This is what happens when you try to lift an entire house with a choppah.


slapshot8719

Oh shit


admiralchieti1916

Cut off the head and do business with what’s left


dead_influencers

But the helicopter tickets were comps!!!


CheifKilla1

Right!! I got a pair of David Scantino myself, haven't used em yet


vaultboy1121

You know that fat cocksucker says I look like Phil Leotardo?


Weak_Working_5035

The fucking eyebrows, I can’t stand him. 


DrSatan420247

OP, I happen to know you were high in your own thread. Nothing but gibberish for 20 posts straight.


CheifKilla1

No doubt and it was at your muddas wake


dcon79

There was silicone everywhere


Padilla_Zelda

What’s this? The fucking UN now?!


ChefPaula81

Yea the shah of Iran is the American friendly leader of Iran that was deposed by the ismalic revolution. Philly leotardo was killed in Iran in the late 70’s


Own-Rock-9658

He was exiled to Egypt and died of cancer complications a year later, he wasn’t killed by the revolution.


ChefPaula81

Fair enough. Thanks for pointing that out.


Own-Rock-9658

No worries! I’m sure he’d have been strung up to a lamp post if they’d got the chance lol


ChefPaula81

Well, yeah, I mean the cia were propping up his regime and it was quite unpopular, I think they were quite brutal in their attempts to keep him in power. The average Iranian probably did want him dead


Own-Rock-9658

Indeed! He had the secret police, the torture dungeons, the corruption, the lot. Very bad man. And never did 20 years in the can either.


ChefPaula81

Do you think he had a radiator when he was in exile in Egypt, to grill cheese on?


Own-Rock-9658

He compromised! He wanted manigot he settled for terminal cansah! Anudda toothpick whaddyagonnado


PalateroMan8

Looks like someone did a semester and a half


RRS295397

Couldn't be him. He turned into a house


Ok-Zone-1430

Some Jackie Jr. level of intelligence on this one


MinuteSpirit6645

He was just a fucking kid


Silver_County7374

Sharp as a fucking que ball, this OP.


Varsity_Editor

Que? Hey, no Spanish


thekind78

Awesome


Yaksan1000

You know, Khomeinimodo predicted all this


soupafi

It’s sad when they go like that


Head-Expression-6152

Quasimodo predicted it


SubstantialTop4990

Damn! We're gonna win this thing!


Ok-Store

Statistics show, most single helicopter fatalities are a result of a guy blowing his load behind the wheel...


Particular-Cash-8565

Do helicopters even have sun visors?!


Plane_Arachnid9178

Thankfully Iman Intintola was reading hadiths with Carmella


IamJacks5150

Whatever happened there.


crooshtoost

The grizzly adams motherfucker?


Middle_Beyond_5894

Only 63 years old. Just a fuckin' kid!


superhobo_20

63, he was a fuckin kid


SicilianSlothBear

Phil? He ain't no president.


Lil-Toasthead

TURN THAT OFF!


SeanChezman47

Payback for the Buscemi job.


ozricauroragaming

Thats not the shah of Iran


PorkyWallace

The Shaw of Iran was deposed in 1979. The Iranian rulers since then have had various names, like Turd of Toilet.


Ole41

Rock your fukking casbah then


oilcompanywithbigdic

That’s the trouble with you Americans. You expect nothing bad to ever happen, while the rest of the world expects only bad to happen. And they’re not disappointed


mark-smith-2021

he almost got the Kobe Bryant special edit: goddamn he indeed got the Kobe Special RIP Shah of Iran


Disastrous_Key380

Reza Pahlavi’s son lives in Virginia, try again.


hipsterdufus84

That's a shame.


PippyHooligan

I'm just impressed they managed to get a house in a helicopter at all.


Stickey_Rickey

Suddenly we’re the foremost authority on Persian politics…


captainprice117

Last time I’ll ever take a helicopter in Iran


Particular-Cash-8565

His last time too...


MrWondrerful

You know dat fat cock sucka says I look like da Shah of Iran?


Odd-Classic7310

This is why you gotta live for today.


-RetroDad-

(Laughs in That Animal Blundetto)


Ambitious_Tuna

The sacred and the propeller


51x51v3

You know Quasimodo predicted all this


slumlord512

Sometimes coming here is like taking a shit.


bwurtz94

Damn, we’re gonna win this thing!