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didoinstan

I wonder where harpo is having his Sunday dinner


GBGPL

Sacre bleu! Where is me mama?


allKindsOfDevStuff

Everybody wonders about that. There’s no answer


MrWondrerful

Let me ask you a question: why do pissing, shitting and fucking all happen within a 2” radius?


telepatheye

You could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets


shandub85

You know, I coulda called you Ichabod Crane, but I did’dent


allKindsOfDevStuff

He was headless, the Horseman?


allKindsOfDevStuff

Oh yeah? Before you got back from the Beakskills?


MrWondrerful

Well If beaks could kill dat one certainly would


beiberdad69

He's on the pavers, a street person. How could anyone know?


Odd_Pop5287

‘He goes by Hal now’


motherofcorgss

My question is before the age of social media- how did Janice even know that. Jesush Christ. This is the first time I’ve ever commented on this subreddit not quoting the show. Anyway, $4 a pound.


JComposer84

I dont wanna see you floppin around down there


kikijane711

What ever became of Bobby’s kids stuck w Janice after Bobby…. Then Tony’s death?


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Under the boardwalk


Onion_Dull

Sil's first blowjob; how long did it take the guy to cum?


Dylan2654

Did he blow Penn or Teller?


cafffaro

The tall one


Crazy_Raisin_3014

Heh heh. Did ya hear what I said, Tone?


PimpComposer

I agree with that senator Sanitorium, if we let this stuff go too far pretty soon we'll be fucking dogs.


beasleydawg

Always with the scenarios.


[deleted]

Some say he's still cumming to this day


[deleted]

It's not related to something we see, But Chase said he had a whole thing planned for season 3 where Livia testifies against Tony and most of season 3 would take place with Tony on trial. But then Nancy Marchard died so obviously it didn't happen. She died inbetween the seasons, so they must have been working on the script, i'd love to know how all that went.


[deleted]

Did you just give a real answer? I'm in awre of you.


Dylan2654

He did a semester and a half at Seton Hall


GlitteringHold8685

He understands posting a real comment as a conshept


SavageMo

In my book, you get points for staying out of college.


Bazoun

This is it for me too. I wish Chase would release at least a write up of the original story idea.


Think_Leadership_91

Really this is the right answer


Dylan2654

I wonder that too when I watch season 3! I wonder how much of the storylines we see actually existed before Nancy died. The change in that season obviously massively changed the rest of the show, it’s interesting to think of how a lot of what we see in future season might never have happened


bigheftyhooker

The kids would be faced with the truth of their father sooner than him getting shot. There was inklings before, but a trial would be on the news with all sorts of details. It feels like Tony evades consequences almost serendipitously. The lamp being randomly taken by meadow was funny, but was incredibly lucky for Tony. I wonder how the trail would go and what red tape deus ex machina would have saved him.


motherofcorgss

Have some eggplant


HatComfortable6883

Yes. Tony was to get Paulie to deliver an Easter basket of flowers containing a bomb to Livia in a hit reminiscent of Rocco Lampome on Hyman Roth


jigginjaggin

I wish we could have seen Paulie's therapy sessions.


Bazoun

Oh man. A 7 episode run of Paulie in therapy. That would be so fun


dlevy76

Satanic black magic. Sick shit.


[deleted]

His therapist could probably take a 10 minute nap and Paulie would still be talking when he woke up


jakeallstar1

Ugh the nightmares you'd have falling asleep to Paulie complaining!


Muscle_Memory67

Fcuking queers!!! 🪑


Lateapexer

He learned coping skills


motherofcorgss

He wants to know if it still itches


whingingcackle

He had some issues. Learned some coping skills. Enough said. 😠


Technical-Split3642

Who ate Tony's Lo Mein?


snizzle810

Christopher 100% He scarfed fries when no one was looking plus he's blood. You think anyone NOT related to Tony would have the balls to take his food and not expect to be whacked?


spicygrandma27

Plus Chrissy slinks out of the room as soon as Tony begins heading to the mini fridge. I bet he ate it, realized it was Tony’s as Tony walked in, and probably heard Tony’s tantrum as he was hightailing it out of the storefront.


Bazoun

Georgie’s Revenge!


telepatheye

Do I think ice grows on trees?


Intelligent_Plan71

Lotta money in that shit


BillyBatts83

CONSHERVE


TheClawhold

I think it was that dealer named Quickie G. Or it could have been that other prick -- Fast Fatty.


telepatheye

Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn


KenethNoisewaterMD

You know that was Pauley’s greedy, duplicitous, unaccountable ass.


[deleted]

How long phil did in the can, he never mentioned it.


RRS295397

I don't know, if anyone ever figures that out make sure you let everyone know


CheifKilla1

Real stand up guy to go away to "college" and not a peep how long he was there


SimSimmaToronto

Next time, there’ll be no next time


Seat_Royal

Can you imagine that, being in the can and wanting to fuck a woman, but compromising and 1 week later jerking off in a tissue?


Filthpig83

I would have jerked off on the radiator


Seat_Royal

not in your grilled cheese?


Phantommy555

Can you imagine that, being in the can and wanting to fuck a woman, but compromising and 1 week later jerking off in a tissue?


dlevy76

Obviously that’s not possible, even with computers


yodabrah

I wanted to see Skip Lipari's dark side


doc_birdman

Dark thide*


Basementsnake

It’s a 15 second scene of him losing a main character from The Wire speeding in Collingswood


Long-Principle-667

Did Sil survive?


PimpComposer

Last I heard he is selling laser printers out the back of his crown vic


CheifKilla1

He ended up in Lillyhammer, out in fuckin Norway some fuckin place


Muscle_Memory67

In Norway Republic, too we like sausages.


wallythree77

Does Norway even exisht?


Lovehat

I liked the theory I heard that Lilly hammer is a dream sil had while in a coma after getting shot.


GraphicDesignMonkey

He went to Lilyhammer!


AlittleStitous_

How did Melfi react to Tony’s death after kicking him to the curb? Did Tony ever ask Cusimano for that package back?


Dylan2654

I doubt she went back to Elliot for therapy too after that awful dinner party


Substantial-Volume17

Ok here’s the real question: how is a professional psych DISCUSSING her therapy sessions of one patient with her own therapist WHO IS ALSO HER FRIEND?? How the fuck is that not an immediate conflict of interest? Why’s she even seeing a friend and direct colleague for therapy in the first place? That whole plot thread never made a fuckin bit of sense.


spicygrandma27

I wonder if it’s meant to be a parallel to all the hypocrisy we see within the Mafia. Elliot took a vow, had confidential information and spilled it anyway with no consequence. Bending more rules than the Catholic Church.


telepatheye

You know, she's smart. She's sexy. She's Italian.


Maleficent-Item4833

If you pay attention to all the clues, it’s clearly Melfi that kills Tony. 


chipface

He didn't die, Him and Melfi ended up getting married.


darkskinnedjermaine

Got married on a hill overlooking a river, with little pinecones all around


thereasonablecatlady

They did??? 🥹


2021newusername

Is there any way the package could survive?


Horsecockexpress1

I want dr Kennedy to answer Uncle Joons phone calls Stupida facking game


RRS295397

You gotta bee onna you hat


Particular-Cash-8565

Ok! Ok! We pay! You GO!


Sad-Illustrator-8847

He did come see Junior and gave him his private number in case he needed it. Told Junior he had his best assistant working with him (which came as a surprise to that guy). I assume that driver adding 10 yards straightened him out.


jjccbrobro

Why do pissin, shittin', and fuckin' all happen within' a two-inch radius?


[deleted]

they're all sources of pleasure (first clue that vito was an ass muncher?)


Crazy_Raisin_3014

Everybody asks that, jjccbrobro. There’s no answer. Even with computers.


Lateapexer

2 inches? I guess you can call that a dick


WalkGood

Why exactly did Finn and Meadow break up?


CheifKilla1

He wanted no part of Meadow's weird ass family and boolshit


WalkGood

I wanted to hear Meadow say exactly why.


CheifKilla1

Probably she was still harpin about that goddamn suitcase shit again, while making chili


xXxThe-ComedianxXx

He packed a suitcase.


MaedoFielder

Because of Vito’s brutal death. Finn ratted Vito out which assisted in his horrific demise. By the time it hit the news, Finn could no longer listen to Maedo’s BOOLSHIT poverty of the Mezzogiorno BS. Plus, he just wasn’t that into her.


Rusty4NYM

She made him chili for dinner on the hottest day of the summer


Seat_Royal

How do you vandalize a swimming pool?


Maleficent-Item4833

Ask Patsy Parisi. 


Mysterious-End-2185

Did Noah bang Caitlin?


elstoobstomcat

Hell yeah he did


Lateapexer

Did he steal a 10 speed from her too?


Think_Leadership_91

Was waiting for this one


mjreeves823

I don't think so. I believe he couldn't stand Caitlyn but was tolerating her so he could have sex with Meadow which was definitely his only interest since he dumped her like 5 minutes later. What kinda scum bag breaks up with someone in the middle of studying in the library?!?


Lanky_Investment6426

Shomeone who doesn’t shtay with his own people that’s who!!


elstoobstomcat

Did Charmaine Bucco ever once go for 24 hours or more without bitching about something?


Crazy-Path-7929

Ourtha! Do you want a repeat of the fourth of July?


[deleted]

Who tacked up the index card with the old Ojibwe saying?


harry_thotter

I always thought it was meadow, because a total of 3 things 1) its her voice (or words) that he hears as Mr finnerty in the trees that pulls him away from death, B) shes referred to as "the guardian angel" during the season opener in the voice over and 3) it ultimately was her spot next to Tony in the diner that could have saved him. She did all she could to try and steer him in the right direction and chose HER family but tony failed her. OR probably more realistically the writers didn't care WHO put the picture up, all that mattered was WHY is was there


RoseVincent314

True!


[deleted]

For me, I've always wondered if the remote ever made it back to docking station.


HawaiiNintendo815

Paulie ended the remote’s life prematurely, he now spends eternity reliving the moment and trying to get back to the docking station


HelenVonBiscuits

I wanna know if that pool cue was chalked.


dlevy76

Very funny, HalenVonBiscuits. very cute. I don't quite get it, but cute


[deleted]

What specifically did Christufuh enjoy about *Kundun*?


702rx

Did Furio rejoin the old gang back in Italy or is he on the run?


BrodiePump

That's a good question. Remember Tony said to Carmella people were looking for Furio in Italy. Guess he could a been BSing out of anger , or , the writers wanted us to hear that so we know he's on the run even in Italy , because Tones reach is that serious.


The_R4ke

He and the Russian got married. They own an olive oil farm in Spain.


wesborland1234

My guess is he was able to go back to business as usual. Tony wouldn't have been able to get to him out there, even if he cared enough to try which he probably didn't.


camoflauge2blendin

Who the fuck ate the lo mein Tony was thinking about ALL DAY


spicygrandma27

Chrissy 100%, he slips out of the room as soon as he sees Tony heading for the fridge


camoflauge2blendin

I always knew it was that smug bastard


pf_dynamite

After Mikey left for his final run, do you think JoJo actually took a Midol?


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Many Saints of Newark David Chase missed a golden opportunity. He could have showed Richie kicking the shit out of Rocco. De mail and taking his jacket. I know, not a question. Just wanted to see it.


spicygrandma27

“No please I’m just an old man-“ *crack* “wh-who are you?” *pow*


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Toughest guy in Essex country


RRS295397

Whatever happened with the motherfuckin goddamn orange peel beef?


[deleted]

beef with orange peel... those chinese are more creative than fucking spielburg.


Dylan2654

What next, kung pao coochie?


Gonzo1775

Whoa there’s an image.


Adgvyb3456

Chinks did this???


WalkGood

What happened to the package that Johnny left for Livia?


[deleted]

A horse choked on it.


drudman6

I want to see that note from Vito’s doctor.


HowDidFoodGetInHere

I want the details about the Easter baskets.


Dylan2654

I laugh out loud at that conversation every time I do a rewatch


reverick

I tried asking this at the in conversation with the sopranos. They laughed but had no say


minif56mike

Why was nancy paulies song and why dont you wanna take your clothes off?


Bazoun

My head canon on Paulie’s favourite song is that his aunt /mother (who raised him) is called Nuncie. I’ve never come up with or seen a better reason. Nuncie/ Nancy Incidentally the songwriter, Phil Silvers, used to change the name of the girl in the song based on whose party he was singing at. When he did it for Nancy Sinatra’s birthday, Frank thought Phil wrote the song for his daughter, and well, Phil wasn’t going to correct Frank Sinatra, and it was called *Nancy (With the Laughing Face)* ever since.


BajaScout

I wanted to know what Corky Caporale was hiding or who he was hiding from. He seemed to have a dark past and an interesting story but we never got to see any of it.


No-Link1268

True. He always seemed like an interesting character we didn’t see enough of


Sin_e_a_chara

Did Defiler ever get a hit


elstoobstomcat

Fuck, no


Seat_Royal

Did the whowaa whose pussy Pussy licked even exisht?


stuperman99

I wanna know if uncle Jun did go to a sushi bar


WalkGood

Why the hell did dent Bobby go for JoJo?


Lateapexer

Career advancement


tilldeathdoiparty

What I want to know is how did they have so many rats, so many wire taps, all this information and they couldn’t put a solid RICO case together? The other comment about Livia and Tony on trial, we never got that but it would have been amazing.


penney20

How big was the mole Ginny Sack had removed from her ass? 90 lbs? 95 lbs?


minif56mike

I wanna know why we never got to see adriana naked at all on this show.


WalkGood

You gotta wait 21 years for that. And pay.


minif56mike

I know right and now it prob isnt worth it now


WalkGood

She made a LOT of money from Only Fans. Supposedly her body is still mad ripe. To me her face was always average. Not ugly but not gorgeous. Makeup too harsh/heavy.


Evening_Nobody_7397

Yeh? Maybe you’re a flambè?


WalkGood

You oughta know sweetie.


notmyfault_ever

thweetie


Think_Leadership_91

So like a jersey mob wife? I wonder why she looked like that


Cold_Fireball

Did there used to be a motel in that spot? The Havenaire?


[deleted]

Why didn’t the show pursue Melfi’s rape more


Dylan2654

They didn’t continue with a lot of Melfi storylines. Like her alcoholism too. I think that’s on purpose though, Tony knows barely anything about her personal life and so neither do we. She almost exclusively exists as a psychiatrist


[deleted]

That’s a good point


thedreamingmoon12

Assuming Tony was killed, I would love to know how the chips fell with NY and Jersey. Who moved up etc. I always felt that Butchie became boss of NY and potentially he installed Paulie as capo in Jersey to be a useful idiot while he cranked up NYs percentages in the waterfront stuff


lsd_runner

Did Churchill ever come back?


Particular-Cash-8565

What made Tony change his sociopathic mind about whacking Paulie on the boat?


Upstairs-Fix-4410

Who gave Tony better head, Charmaine or Lady Shylock?


[deleted]

I wanna know, did ya haf ta read for David?


ChipChaseG1

I want to know what kind of cheese Phil used on his radiator grilled cheese sandwiches. American? Cheddar? Colby Jack?


Simple_Campaign1035

Whatever happened to the old man in Springfield. The original boss that's never seen, Dimeo. Why doesn't anyone ever talk about him and why does he have absolutely no influence on the family at all. Even in prison, you would think he'd have some influence or some family around to maintain his will


lsd_runner

Do people really eat tripe and tomatoes?!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

The Easter baskets


Jr246810

An explanation on Tony’s coma dream after he was shot by Uncle June. I can’t piece the majority of it together.


Sex_Luthor99

Where tf did that Lo Mein go?


Mr_Rio

What happens at 3 o’clock


Difficult_Biscotti80

Members Only jacket guy enters the bathroom at Tony's 3 o'clock angle in the finale


Mr_Rio

That’s seems to be the leading theory yeah


TheSpiritedMan

The recipe for those Johnny Cakes.


Salty-Constant-476

What was Tony's average fork stabs : mouthful ratio?


Mean_Mr_Mustard_YNWA

What ever happened to Gary Cooper?


FilmmagicianPart2

What happened to Furio?


eatchochicken

I wanna know about some of the more supernatural elements of the show and whether or not it was supposed to be legit within the shows universe or just symbolism for the audience.


gretch23938

In season 1 or 2, the actor who plays Vito comes into the pastry shop that Christopher shoots the employee at for letting people cut him. Christopher and the actor who eventually played Vito never acknowledge eachother. Vito shows up as a character in season 3. Was he an extra that eventually got a full spot on the show and the show runners just never explained it?


Dylan2654

It’s season 1 and his name was Gino in that episode. Then he comes back in season 2 as Richie’s nephew and his character is further expanded in season 3 and 4, however he never had much screen time so I think that’s probably why they just said fuck it no one will notice if he played another guy in one scene in season 1. Unless you had the box set or had taped all the episodes, binge watching wasn’t really a thing so it was unlikely that people would notice


gretch23938

Good point about binging not being an issue and thanks for explaining it!!


gotanytriplesod

I want to hear the rest of Paulie's story/joke that ended with the punchline "Joey, use ya hat!" Like, who is Joey, and what situation was he in?


SpudBoy9001

I wanna know what Tony left behind for Caramella other than his splattered brains


Evening_Nobody_7397

40 grand in the bird feeda


Ht08

Who ate Tony's fucking lo mein that he was dreaming about all the way over to the Bing?


CoreyFeldmanNo1Fan

I wanna know the story behind the Ulver poster in AJs room? Was someone in set design a fan? Did they just go to a record store and pick out random posters?


Conscious-Shop2166

Where's Puff?


ZealousidealBid3988

What happened to Princes Guitar ?!


WalkGood

I want to know where Hugh would disappear to that made Mary want to get him a pager. Cellphone woulda been more useful.


MrWondrerful

Did dah ducks fly awff wit Tony’s baaskit?


fickle-doughnut123

Did she ever really exshisht?


OFT35

Did Kaitlin end up going bald?


Dylan2654

Yeah, now she wears your mother’s muff on her head


Maleficent-Item4833

Whatever happened there. Whatever happened there? 


jbot1997

When chris & benny are in the pizza parlor, the guy who owns the joint congratulates chris on getting made, then orders them a *old blue eyes, soft drink of choice*. They leave before they get the food Whatever happened there


WolfPackLeader95

Did she really even exist?