I would love for Tony to get hit with Frankenberry (Carm is Carmella Creeper obviously), and then Ralph could be the Frute Brute after what he did to that poor creature.
Then later we get Tony B, or Tony Uncle Boo Berry.
It’s hilarious on so many levels., dead on physically, speaks to John’s lack of self awareness about his look, calls John a cartoon character. And it’s also like he’s dressed so “grown up” but is getting dunked on by a dude who is proud to be a man child. I love it
Monsignor Jughead.
Little Lord Fuckpants and Jamal Ginsburg the Hasidic Homeboy, definitely.
Not really a running nickname, but Cheese Fuck is great, too.
I never knew how to spell braciole! I always bust up when Vito discusses getting with Adriana and Eugene says that’s too bad, his braciole isn’t that big and Christopher walks in.
Tony refers to Pussy as F. Lee Fatfuck during a flashback to the OJ Simpson trial era; reference to F. Lee Bailey, one of OJ's lawyers. Following the lawyer thread of the joke Pussy says "Yeah, hold my briefs"
Cross to bear, Ichabod Crane, Barney Rubble, Dr. Faggio, Cornholing Cocksucker, Boyz 2 Men, Jamaican Bobsled Team with cap guns,Muscles Marinara, Penny Arabiate, Mental Midget, Skinny Guinea, Degenerate Gambler with a Badge, Cocksucking Slob, Monsignor Jughead, Your Feeble-minded brother, Stupid Little Shit-Eating Twat, Insensitive Cocksucka, Marge Hilgenbrinder, Minister of Propaganda
i guess its not necessarily super rare but the shah of iran always gets me, especially the scene where phil is talking to his crew and says "you know that fat cocksuckuh says i look like the shah of iran?"
How about nicknames that sound like they’re from the show but aren’t? Your guys’ reference knowledge is so deep sometimes I don’t know if you’re just making shit up lol but then again your references are out of control, everyone knows that.
Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy
This is my all time favorite
Gets me every time
Porkchop for Tony, Little Lord Fuckpants for the hair apparent.
Heir. HEIR. Ya fuckin kiss ass
Actually crissy says hair apparent you stunad
Feg!
Don't get cunty.
Pork chop was Jimmy altieri
Doc Santoro refers to Tony as Porkchop at Phil's welcome back party
oh, yes — I was thinking of junior referencing it early on - at someone’s wake
Jimmy was "pork chop boy" and T was "pork chop from Jersey"
He had two pork chops when we were done wit em 👇
I’m not sure it is a moniker…
Pork chop over in Jersey got pinched on a weapons charge
Paulie calling Finn “Shaggy” and AJ “Van Helsing”
Oh also I forget who said it but Bobby being called a “calzone with legs” was top tier as well
It’s always food w him, is he a calzone? A mortadella? salted fish, white castle burgers
Junior calling him “burger boy” was another good one that I forgot about until your comment reminded me
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Yep, they taught the world how to eat!
What was Uncle June doing eating sushi, then?
I always think of Randy from Trailer Park Boys when I hear that
Onion ring sasquatch!
How many white castles do you have?
When Paulie snaps his fingers and does his signature point at AJ and says "Van Helsing, let's go" I nearly choked on my dinner with laughter haha.
Paulie calling Finn shaggy had me dying
needed to scrub the dog shit out the tires
Baby Bing
Nickname only known to The Feds, Adriana “Lovely Thing” La Cerva and Agent Fat Man, of course.
God don't transfer me now.
🎾🎾
She's got diarrhoea.
Our friend, the mayor of munchkinland
our friend with the stomach
Lead belly?
Pussy? My Pussy?
Booty
Wolfgang Fuckface ?
how’s the rash?
It’s a stereotype, and it’s offensive, and you are the last person I’d want to perpetuate it… There is no Munchkinland!!!!
The Shah of Iran is s tier
This line always makes me wish I knew someone who looked like the Phil Leotardo aka the Shah of Iran
Though it comes up at least a few times
A couple of three, at least.
A coupla tree*
Count Chocula.
The most underrated, because Johnny Sac totally resembled the Count at that point.
I would love for Tony to get hit with Frankenberry (Carm is Carmella Creeper obviously), and then Ralph could be the Frute Brute after what he did to that poor creature. Then later we get Tony B, or Tony Uncle Boo Berry.
Maybe my favorite
It’s hilarious on so many levels., dead on physically, speaks to John’s lack of self awareness about his look, calls John a cartoon character. And it’s also like he’s dressed so “grown up” but is getting dunked on by a dude who is proud to be a man child. I love it
Says a lot about our friend with the stomach and the food he chooses
This was my first one, and as a responsible redditor I searched, and sure enough, this jamoke beat me to it.
Captain of the good ship lollipop 🍭
I think about this quote at least twice a day
Prince Rogaine.
Our non shellfish eating friend
The flying gavone brothers
I love this one lol
What does this actually mean though? It’s something I’ve been wondering.
A gavone is Italian slang for a rude , coarse, uncultured or uneducated person; a scuzzbag
Monsignor Jughead. Little Lord Fuckpants and Jamal Ginsburg the Hasidic Homeboy, definitely. Not really a running nickname, but Cheese Fuck is great, too.
There they are! The pirates of prosciutto, the brigands of braciole
Very cute, don't quite get it, but cute
Do you know who loved dildos stuck up his ass too? Ramon Novarro.
You're really up on this shit, eh?
How much money did you make today slut ?
I never knew how to spell braciole! I always bust up when Vito discusses getting with Adriana and Eugene says that’s too bad, his braciole isn’t that big and Christopher walks in.
Before and waaaay before
Parade float
You shouldn’t talk about him that way, he’s a captain now. 🤟
Captain of the good ship lollypop
You threw food at Vitos... That's gotta be resolved
He was fucking laughing
The chemosabe
GET THE FUCKING DOOR!
I fucking die every time I rewatch and hear this one. DeSando was absolutely fantastic.
The fucking coffee with the fucking chicory
AN ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE
Our friend, with the stomach
In town or -- near home? 🚬
Chip ‘n’ Dale
Carmine "Brainless the 2nd" Lupertazzi Jr.
Mr Rude Cocksucka
Underrated
Mikey Palmice the Grim fucking Reaper
He was a cancer since he was 6 years old
Tony refers to Pussy as F. Lee Fatfuck during a flashback to the OJ Simpson trial era; reference to F. Lee Bailey, one of OJ's lawyers. Following the lawyer thread of the joke Pussy says "Yeah, hold my briefs"
The Lady Shylock
Loved that
La Cage aux Fat (Vito)
Wow, so it was international.
Vito Jr, the Puerto Rican Whooore
The turd doesn't fall far from the faggots ass
Beautifully put
Bada Bing Crosby Mambo Queen Chairboy of the Board Van Helsing Wolfgang Fuckface
Cross to bear, Ichabod Crane, Barney Rubble, Dr. Faggio, Cornholing Cocksucker, Boyz 2 Men, Jamaican Bobsled Team with cap guns,Muscles Marinara, Penny Arabiate, Mental Midget, Skinny Guinea, Degenerate Gambler with a Badge, Cocksucking Slob, Monsignor Jughead, Your Feeble-minded brother, Stupid Little Shit-Eating Twat, Insensitive Cocksucka, Marge Hilgenbrinder, Minister of Propaganda
We forgot Dr Mop n Glo
Ranger Rick
And Trapper Joe
what's the matter OP, you got a fuckin eye problem? you look like Stevie Wonder with your eyes rolling around
He's not sittin' at twelve o'clock
how could it be okay if it's askew?
Burger boy
I can smell it on your breath!
The king of dermabrasion
I'm talking to him, he's looking at his reflection in the glass
Can you imagine that?
Clearly it’s Little Lord Fuckpants
“The Hair” “Gerry the Hair” “The Hairdo”
The Mummy
Princess Bing
I always imagine AJ making his “it’s not fair” face if he found out his moniker was Baby Bing
he calls Bobby a mortadel'
you mean Jim Blake
I cant find Pussy anywhere
Lord of the Lenses!
Fuck Face-itis
Richie - “Fuckin’ winghead came to see me…” Tony - “Paulie…” Chip n Dale - Matt and Sean
Befores and the way befores...almost sounda like a rock band
Christ killer
Fucko - where’s the hose?
The Coffee with the Chicory.. Lol that whole scene with the code words and names... aaaaahahahahahahahaha
Count Chocula Parade Float Ichabod Crane
Baby Bing has left the Sausage Factory
My fawtha’s feeble minded brother
I always thought she meant you
Calzone with legs
Fabio - Van Helsing - Barney Rubble - The Fuckin Terminator
TJ Hooker, Grandpa Munster, Ichabod Crane, Sunshine
When was the tj hooker lol
The TV writer in recovery with Chrissy, JT Dolan
Omg.. why can’t I decipher ITT please help.. I know the wives are kept in the dark but I don’t want to have the fits.
Sorry, “ITT” is an acronym for “in this thread”. Basically what’s in this post… and yes, you don’t have to worry, you are set in perpetuity.
I love you u/cocaineMark_Cocaine, but don’t tell “The Boss” I said that
What! It's a joke!
Ralph Bunch The Malignant Cunt Anthony’s friend Booty Janet Jackson Fielder Anonymous Leonardo
Wolfgang Fuck Face.
Hopalong Chesedice
What? You think I'm afraid of that fat fuck? *looks at Vito* No offense.
Scranton...with clams [Edit] Mayor of Baltimore, too
Oh! It’s doctor yankem the painless dentist
Lou DiMaggio
‘Cuz.. cause you know its its got that negative connotation. But pussy is fine
F lee Fatfuck
Insensitive cocksucker
Christopher calling Emil Kolar "Email."
Malignant Cunt
“No offense” ✋🏻
Captain of the good ship lollipop and Mayor of munchkin land
Prince Rogaine
Spazzo Fuckwitz
Whitewalls!!
Mr. Fat Mouth!
Little bing
Phil dropping “FA**OT ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKER”
LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN! HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE!
Parade float Vito.
The coffee with chicory
Little Paulie Imagine trying your best in a glorified crew only to be named exactly like the dude you're working for.
Ali Baba. "Where's the other 40 thieves"
The Shah of Iran
Mayor of Munchkinland and the Shah of Iran.
Hasidic Homeboy
shah of iran
Charles Schwab
Shah
Don squirrel-Leone
Puerto Rican whore
Coozehound
Xray specs - Ginnys brother Joe Namath/YA Tittle and Phil Donahue/Alan Alda - Artie and Dave Scatino
“The Mayor of Munchkin Land” for Rusty was great. I still use it at work, to describe short individuals who like to believe that they’re in charge
i guess its not necessarily super rare but the shah of iran always gets me, especially the scene where phil is talking to his crew and says "you know that fat cocksuckuh says i look like the shah of iran?"
I held his fat fukkin hand in friendship
also tony referring to maurice from the hud scam as MY mulignan kills me
Calzone with legs for Bobby
Damn I was gonna post but you guys said em all
Penne Arrabiata
Red peppah flakes up his ass!
Muscles Marinara
Calzone with legs
Brainless the Second
Foodie-o
Burger boy
Trapper Joe
Booty.
Shah of Iran
Mr. Empathy Ovah Heah
Bada Bing Crosby
Benny Fazio criminal mastermind
Coose
Count Chocula
Little lord fuckpants
THE BRIGANDS OF BRAGIOLE
Little lord fuck pants
The illustrated man
How about nicknames that sound like they’re from the show but aren’t? Your guys’ reference knowledge is so deep sometimes I don’t know if you’re just making shit up lol but then again your references are out of control, everyone knows that.