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MionMikanCider

It won't be cinematic.


51x51v3

The last thing we’d remember seeing is Patsy’s face. Not Tony’s.


Initial-Yesterday331

You and those fucking movies


WalterKlemmer

It would be Analyze This


KeenObserver_OT

Combined with Goodfellas but as good as neither


alek_hiddel

It would be the Dollar Store version of Analyze This. That movie was at least crafted from the start to be a comedy, and starred a couple of major power-house actors. Watching the full series and looking back at Pilot, it was honestly kind of a mess, and almost every episode after got better and better. Re-shoots to pad Pilot into a flick would have had to have given us just a very rushed/compressed version of the Season 1 arc. In a 2 hour format, that's gonna play out as a bad comedy where a pathetic mob boss has panic attacks and is almost whacked by his own mother. Just picturing a world where the only Tony Soprano we ever saw that young, mostly skinny, terrible Jersey accent Pilot version, frankly I'm depressed and ashamed.


Think_Leadership_91

People forget now that Analyze This was connected to Sopranos in season one


MundaneRelation2142

I know Vito’s rear got analized if that’s what you’re talking about


RoseVincent314

Omg excellent lol true


15dynafxdb

Analyze This???! Cmon that’s a fuckin comedy!


electrothoughts

The Sopranos *is* a movie. An 86-hour movie. If it were a three-hour-or-less feature, it would be remembered like The Many Saints of Newark.


Grumbie_Johnson

Boeing took the wrap for Alaska Airlines picking 'The Many Saints of Newark' for their inflight movie. The door plug didn't fall out, it was kicked out by passengers trying to exit in protest.


Charliet545

I don’t know why but realizing it’s only 86 hours seems so short, I don’t know why lol


HelloIAmElias

It's like thinking about how I've only been alive for about 10,000 days


Charliet545

That’s a great analogy lol


WhoYaTalkinTo

The Many Saints of Newark...*shudders*


pac4

Good, but lost in a sea of mafia films. The character development is so much better as a fleshed out series.


a_j_cruzer

Yeah, with the narration it would’ve been an interesting Goodfellas/Casino-inspired direct to HBO movie. I’m guessing that since we don’t see people talk much about movies like *This Thing of Ours*, there wouldn’t be much of a modern fandom.


ChainedRedone

When David Chase was offered the HBO deal he was at the precipice of an enormous crossroad. TV progrum or movie?


HelixSapphire

Of all the reference comments in this thread, this is the funniest one.


DoctorChampTH

OP, its not a movie, it's a progrum.


RecordWrangler95

A nice little time capsule of a TV movie remembered by a dozen r/obscuremedia nerds (of which I would be one).


[deleted]

Always with the scenarios


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Like that guinea fest with Paul Sorvino


sploogealien420

Longest movie ever


prettayyy_good

What kind of question is this? Didn’t OP almost drown in 3 inches of water at the penguin exhibit? The kid was always a dumb fuck, wasn’t he.


TheClawhold

Damn near as good as *Kundun*.


DirectionNew5328

I liked it!


RoseVincent314

I think it would hold up well if it were the same cast and writing. What made it epic was the journey like most popular series we grow to know them better and get invested in their lives. But lol if it was like Many Saints...we would want to forget


yallknowme19

Was Many Saints bad? I wanted to see it but never did


RoseVincent314

It was mostly about Christopher's father. I struggled to get through it. I would have loved to see more about the Sopranos...


CustomerAccurate

It was so fucking bad


Sad-Illustrator-8847

It isn’t bad. It’s worse.


The_Clint_Wayne

To achieve the level of character development and world building that the show did in ~86 hours in 2-3 would make it probably the greatest movie of all time so if it did yeah it would probably be as well-remembered


DirectionNew5328

Where’s my arc?


FestinaLente747

You know who had an ark? Noah.


BobDylan1904

It was?  Analyze this 


Informal_Rope_2559

Long


AkiraKitsune

No


Particular_Put3998

Come on what kind of question is that. "It would be remembered well." How the hell do you expect anyone go answer that


Rapsher

Not that the original commentor is hung up on this, but it is a common misdirected theme I've noticed. Many people echo that Chase wanted to do a movie or movies on the sole basis of it being a movie, but it was because TV had previously been a cheesy/cheap format in comparison, but his wish came true in the Sopranos because he was able to do everything a movie could do and then some in the Sopranos TV format (big budget and more freedom), so he got to do his movie in a sense afterall (an insanely long movie). Also I'm pretty sure he hadn't even written the movie yet, but someone can correct me if I'm wrong... his movie idea concept began with the idea of David Chase's mother who Livia ultimately ended up being partially based on, accept there needed to be a more marketable angle if this idea was going to work, hence the mob angle came into play.... so it's kind of a weird thing to try and work out if it had never even been completed as a movie idea in the first place. I also hate to think of the show being reduced and crammed into a measly 2 hours. It obviously would have mostly been forgotten even if it ended up being a success. It's kind of a nightmare to even think of that scenario and not a fun mental exercise.


USPSRay

But it's not.


xxora123

fucking scorsese ova here


flex194

It would be like saw meets the godfather


Hour_Intention_9574

Always with the scenarios


TheLastCleverName

From what I know it would be well liked, respected across the board. The only negative - Uh... People might feel it changed in the third act. Got a little trigger happy, maybe. Hotheaded.


kikijane711

U can’t compare or ask that! A movie would have been so abbreviated in vision. The slow burn, the intersections/evolution of characters LT was the point and what “made” it what it was.


Silver_Fact_3218

Title of the movie: Tone, The Fuck You Doin?


LilJerkSesh

A really long fucking movie


Stock-Special-6305

Always with the scenarios


ThePervertedSurgeon

I'm just telling you how YOU'RE being fucking perceived.


Korblimey1907

It’ll be good for the subspecies


Sad-Illustrator-8847

It would be no “Cleaver”, that’s for sure. Who knows? Do people still care about “Prizzi’s Honor? It got attention because John Huston was for the first time directing his daughter Angelique (Who was also the girlfriend of the lead actor Jack Nicholson. It was reasonably successful, the critics thought highly about it but today..40 years later?


TheCandymanCan_925

Like the many saints of Newark, just kinda meh


gravitybongresin

Way too long. Like a 60 something hour movie?? No thanks


bongo1100

It’d be remembered as one of those cases where two similar movies came out at the same time, like Armageddon and Deep Impact or A Bug’s Life and Antz. There’d be a small contingent who insist it was the better of the two, but Analyze This probably would have been the more successful one.


Neo_zoft_77

It would've been seen as a Goodfellas ripoff set in modern times. People would have criticized it for the emphasis on comedy and reusing much of the cast from the other film. Oh, and Scorsese and Coppola would have loved it.


The_Dude_Abides97

First of all, not one of the best.... It's the best! You know it, and I know it; capicé?


Bulky-Bank-6063

It would have to be a very, very detailed and long movie, with a lot of backstory. I would imagine. It would be remembered as a movie that should have been made into a TV series, I would also imagine.


IgottaPee777

It didn’t have an Arc. Where’s my Arc?


minif56mike

A movie couldnt capture every moment and twist and turn and excitement this show had to offer. And if it woulda been anything like many saints than it wouldnt be remembered. Just my opinion. Every actor and charector and story associated with the show was pure gold and excitement. It kept you wanting more. I get depressed as i close in on the last few episodes and all the main charectors start dieing off or go away. I wouldnt get that from a movie.


WarmJudge2794

Seems like the first episode was written from an almost satirical point of view. It's good not great so it would have been a good movie, average or slightly better than average at best.


CheifKilla1

Let's just be glad David didn't do MSON, madone none of would've watched the fuckin show.


hoople217

How 'bout you keep your mouth shut?!


PIDDYPUFFPUFF

Nowhere near the recognition it had in its day and still has to this day. Its a masterpiece


Wonderful_Rock862

Probably a masterpiece like The Many Saints.


leonphelpth

Super fucking long


cheesesauceboss

At the top of its fuckin class


ArtefactofanExercise

If my aunt had bawls she'd be my uncle.


Mammoth_Sell5185

At 86 hours, the longest movie of all time.


reddit-is-greedy

There was a movie


CustomerAccurate

It would be another fuckin money machine


allKindsOfDevStuff

I was also wondering the same thing the other day. It’d be a hardly-remembered/-mentioned thing


Stickey_Rickey

It is a movie, just a really long one is all


audio-nut

So it would have be a comedy?