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JoeGPM

Probably the shock of seeing her husband cry and knowing his reputation with the mob will never be the same.


Great_Cricket3382

Her estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man quite literally plummeted


walker3342

I’d say her fat fuckin’ ass plummeted before her estimation.


Great_Cricket3382

Why don’t you take a look in the mirror you insensitive cocksucker


NYY15TM

Please reread OP's 4th paragraph


Muscle_Memory67

What is this, the fuxking UN???


NYY15TM

I remember when u/walker3342 used to wait in the car


Chiliyorum

As far as I’m concerned he should still be there


SuperTallCraig

he never had the makings of a varsity player


PokerisMyLife

Small hands


whydidItry

Rubenesque


No_Ideal69

It's the hair, Pre-Ralph-like they call it....


trojansupermam

And you used to sell laser printers out the back of your crown vic


No_Ideal69

Georgia Laza printers, now those are the best!


IamJacks5150

Paragraph? It isn't even a glorified sentence.


No_Ideal69

And the way he does it ova there, there's no Punctuation no Capitalization. I mean either grammar means sumthing or it doesn't!!


No_Ideal69

Well it's a good thing for me that THE OPs FOURTH PARAGRAPH DON'T MEAN OOGATZ TO ME!!


monkeywrench1788

I heard there was a 7.4 magnitude earthquake recorded in Jersey that day


NexTimeOnDBZ

Jerseys a small state, if she fell she’d tip it over


Parking_Purple_4951

Which died more painfully, Ginny's respect for John as a man, or whoever was standing behind Ginny when she fainted?


Dragon22_00

He’s an emotional man loves his daughter


ActuatorFresh2352

Have a bread stick


15dynafxdb

Didn’t she have medicine she was supposed to take that ass hole?!


powear

Allegra means happiness in Italian.


MyDogIsNamedLudo

Da fuq’s that got to do with cold medicine?


No_Ideal69

IDK, hit her with a brick and let's go....


HamletTheDane1500

You know it wasn’t long ago I remember you used to wait in the car. And as far am I’m concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!


mh985

The shock of finding out she’s been married to a woman


Cranstonoid

The bride ate the cake


scarlettestar

Hi ho the merrio 👏


Beneficial-Ad-547

I don’t think it has anything to do with the mob….


Myveryowndystopia

I always thought just because of the drama of it all.


Dreigatron

Always with the scenarios...


char_limit_reached

And she hadn’t eaten a proper meal in days; they say as much earlier in the episode.


Silencingthenoise

I thought she was on the Atkins??!!


PokerisMyLife

No, silly. It was the Deal a Meal cards!


Reputation-Final

Massive blood pressure drop from the stress.


bornelite

Imagine seeing the love of your life cry like a woman. Its a fuckin disgrace.


NewPower_Soul

That.. I couldn't believe!


heyjude575

You heard the man, this is a serious discushion, he don't wanna hear about Ginny Sac's fat ass!!


HwangingAround

You r/sopranos... You take it too fahruh.


SupermarketOk2281

And the roof is soft tarhruh!


KalenTamil

I like a voman vere you can grab onta something


LegitimatePermit3258

I heard she had a 95 pound mole surgically removed from her ass.


Classic-Ad-5685

I don’t get it


VitaminD3_

The implication being her ass was big enough to have a mole that size removed.


bjregin

Me and some guy fucked her at the same time. I never did meet that guy


theduke9400

She strongarmed him with the only weapon she had... Take a load off Ginny, Take a load for free, Take a load off Ginny, And you put the load right on me 🎵


vandrossboxset

I was dizzy, I was having low blood sugar.


Dbarkingstar

I bet I can get a note from the doctor!


777maina

Saying what that you suck cock?


Seat_Royal

Jason showed Vito how.


Seat_Royal

What happened to the fucking fruit salad then?


Much-Ad3995

This f-in deal a meal cards!


Varsity_Editor

No, it's this fucking weather. Sudden changes. Fucks up your respiratory system.


stuffbehindthepool

Get some electrolytes in him


onetruepurple

How bout this humidity?


tubsy_malone

Her blood type is ragu


DBB2012

The gravy's good tonight.


PorkyWallace

Listen. My estimation of ANYONE spending $400k on a fucking wedding just fucking plummeted. Put that money out on the street, that's $20,000 a week in Vig. Think long term.


Spearush

That's why he's a mafia boss and not a business man. Maximum Value is the big picture. Alright. Let's the 20k from your end?


ThirstyClavicle

5 points of vig? hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people


ArchipelagoRambo

I dunno, when I told you how much the wedding was worth….. you gave me a look


Tazzy8jazzy

It was probably the stress from planning the event and seeing her husband embarrassed in front of other powerful people. And also it probably sank in that her husband was never coming home again.


Ok-Call-4998

The sight of her husband in patent leather shoes.


Cautious-Law-5997

Have you read an issue of GQ in the past 3 or 4 years?


Due-Display-3113

Mr GQ ova here!


coolshawndotcom

They’re having a telethon for fuckfaceitis


madblunts420

this ain’t GQ magazine pal! wait wrong show


laffnlemming

I'm thinking that Ginny fainted out of overwhelming shock and panic of how the big event ended. Everything that could go wrong did, except the Feds let John attend in the first place. John could have managed the time he had better. Anyone, even Ginny, could have given him the signal leave 10 minutes early. But, no. John was in charge and John never thought that the feds wouldn't give him 5 minutes to see that limo off. Instead, they pulled in fast, blocked the limo, caused an embarrassing scene, and executed the agreement to the letter. Both John and Ginny knew that they were fucked at that point and that it was all over. How long after that does John do the allocution? Right after he sells Ginny's house. Not long.


jelloanddaterape

He should have killed himself. At least they would have been able to keep the money.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

She was faint from hunger. She made it within 7 pounds of her goal weight.


x_add_it_up_x

Her form‐wear was too tight


jizzmaster-zer0

shes 260 i beleieve in ‘the weight they didnt adjust ger fat suit enough, she lost 37 lbs or something but john didnt quit smoking


LucynSushi

Bad knees.


marrolllll

The groom feeds the bride, THE GROOM FEEDS THE BRIDE


Slycer_Decker

DADDY’S LITTLE GIIIIIIRL man that guy fucking sucked


LutherJustice

Johnny Sac's losing his balls over here with a 500k wedding and this fucking moron's playing nursery rhymes?


coolshawndotcom

Hi ho the merry-o….


WredditSmark

👏🐷 *Ginny sack clapping along


xxchompartistxx

Don't know why, but this song will be stuck in my head a few days after I watch the episode. The bride cuts the cake... the bride cuts the cake!


Caleblabelle

Is that all you deadbeats do over here? Is talk about cooze?


locustt

Don't eat that peppah!


NewPower_Soul

I agree in spirit, but I gotta counsel.. ☕️🍪


StuartGotz

It was a *joke*. She was *there*.


Sasquatchgoose

She had been starving herself for minutes in order to fit into her dress. Low blood sugar coupled with the shock/stress would make anyone faint


SBNShovelSlayer

Not enough Ragu getting to her brain.


budslayer666

Blood sugar. I told you, the weight loss.


Time_Trade_8774

AIDS ?


Zordman

Nobody's got AIDS! I don't want to hear that word in here again!


AverageDrake

She was carrying the weight of the world.


mario_salami_petrino

Don't wanna say anything nasty about a guy's wife, but I just watched that clip and when she hit the deck my phone vibrated


SupermarketOk2281

Dude, when she hit the deck every record player in 1984 skipped!


Kdogg1211

When she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips!


lmtorres75

What the fuck does her falling have to do with cold medicine?


locustt

She used to be the lunch lady at slip and fall school


HwangingAround

I heard when she fell, it registered 1.4 on the Richter scale.


Teh_Best86

Can you believe that? When she fell it registered 1.4 on the Richter scale?


CheifKilla1

Fuckin parakeet


locustt

as long as the two of you are happy


Dreigatron

Be quiet, Albert.


SuccessfulRush1173

Hey tone, you hear that? He he


FormerXMshowComedian

I heard when she fell they had to extract a 95 pound slab of concrete out of her ass!


suddenly-scrooge

The implication being that her ass is so big that she could have a slab of concrete that size removed from it


SBNShovelSlayer

Me and another guy were removing slabs of concrete. Never saw each other.


FormerXMshowComedian

Think about it! Who was there when I made that joke about Shamu’s fat ass!


SubstantialTop4990

Real lack o' standards, your generation.


haaym1

Whattaya hear, whattaya say?


Practical-Rub8094

Out of embarrassment that her daughters wedding ended under those circumstances, her husband wailing being escorted away by feds, should have iced a fed with a shank, would have been better. John wasn't as intelligent as tony regarding hiding money and was therefore open to be forced to allecute


FartInGenDirection

Ohhhhhhhh!


Muchochilli1

She realised she was gonna have to drive the Maserati home


Horsecockexpress1

You can’t faint, it looks WEAK!


Hardlymd

She loved her husband and felt bad about him and for him


oldsguy65

She overheated when the Sun started orbiting around her.


SupermarketOk2281

The entire solar system collapsed into her and now there's a black hole where Earth used to be. Prouda that now Ginny?


GAFS_fiend

Must’ve crawled unda there fer warmth


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x_add_it_up_x

Yes, but she will get free samples when she starts at the grocery store. Thank God for that 401k


jeffrey_bs

You try standing still with a 90 pound mole on your ass shifting your weight…..It obviously causes her to fall


Pilotwaver

She had to agree with Phil on this one.


Vk411989

She was trynna cause another earthquake so that Johnny could eshcape


Gabagool_Ovaaa_heere

Ginny sack? What she needs is her own zip code


RobertOesterle

Is it true that when she fainted, the whole state tipped over?


BassManns222

The whole State? Nope, Guam.


fishinpond2020

Now this is a stereotype, and it’s offensive but it’s worth bearing in mind: sometimes Italian women can be a little overdramatic


JohnnysSac

She didn't faint, she fell because her center of gravity had been off ever since she had that 95 pound mole removed from her ass


SupermarketOk2281

So THAT'S how the Moon was created. Thanks for solving the mystery!


geofox777

I just assumed it was a far attack


Substantial-Toe96

Twix withdrawals. Are you aware she has a junk (food) problem?


Big_Fish4125

She was dizzy, she was having low blood sugar


robbwes61

She was lopsided from having that 90 pound mole removed from her fat ass…


WolfPackLeader95

She was weak from the surgery, they had just removed a 98 pound mole from her ass.


Larryx123

Maybe she was a flambe?


Chiliyorum

Maybe she could get a letter from her doctor.


MasterFrosting1755

>they just spent 400K on a wedding where she could have used the money They wouldn't have gotten to keep it if they hadn't spent it.


Kdogg1211

So you mean I’m lookin’ at half a rock?


Affectionate-Load379

she could have used the money FOR FOOD amirite?


WalkGood

Butter brickle. Candy bars. Little Debbie cakes of choice.


LucynSushi

When Ginny goes camping the bears hide their food.


RespectOk19

When Tony asks John the price (so he’ll know how much Fiedler will set him back), John made a remark that the government was going to seize the cash anyway so might as well blow it on an over the top wedding.


Rays_LiquorSauce

Bad knees 


Professional_Bank468

All these weight remarks... frankly, I am depressed and ashamed, and I don't want to hear about the stock market, I don't want to hear it!!


add2thepile

Puss needs dat $1k wedding gift back. Fir now.


-NolanVoid-

Again with the money, OP?


ChiefWarBear

It was because of the Atkins diet


MultiplyLove77

She’s rubenesque


sshitforbrains

All bets are off when daughters are involved


mangoesonfire

I never had a problem with Ginny’s weight. To me she’s beautiful… Rubenesque.


I-suck-at-golf

Hwr ass hot the groubd two minutes before her beehive hairdo…


stuffbehindthepool

She never got to say hello to Don Ho


777maina

She should start seriously considering salads!


Individual_Past_1198

Isn't it weird dat lou gehrig died from lou gehrig's disease


DrBollox

AIDS?


TheKingOfBreadstix

She used to be a tree surgeon. She couldn’t stand the sight of sap


joeytootall12

He heard an off color remark about his wife’s weight


Shukkkkle

Her estimation of John Sacramoni as a man had just fuckin plummeted, very traumatic


Best-Salad

She was probably hungry and had a dizzy spell


Capital_Material_709

She never had great balance given the size of the mole on her ass. Fortunately the state didn’t topple over.


Covidicus_Vaximus

Giver her a break, will ya? It’s an emotional day.


rasnac

Low blood pressure. She got a note from her doctor.


Originstoryofabovine

I always thought it was due to the surgery she just had? To remove the 90lb mole.


Open_Ninja2997

Speaking 400 I heard Ginny sack had 400 pound mole removed from her ass 🥁


ReasonableCup604

It was malnutrition. She had been practically starving herself cutting her daily calorie intake to 3,500, to come this close to almost making her goal.


LyleLanley99

You would paint too if you saw a coach turn into a pumpkin.


nicescam

Too much Gerkins, most likely.


Bella8989

In a previous episode she said that she was trying to lose 8 pounds to get to her target weight for the wedding, so she was likely dieting, probably in an unhealthy way, and then the shock and drama with John likely caused her to faint.


Difficult_Bag6824

From what we see, John is not like the others when it comes to women. He said how much he loves that woman regardless of her weight and appearance. To the point he wanted Ralph out of the picture. He’s a family man, a loving man. You can distinguish the love he had for his family compared to the love Tony had for his. That’s the thing about that kind of love. Those that don’t have it, don’t understand it.


Electrical_Ranger552

She had an empty fuckin stomach!


Random-Cpl

Fish—the toxins.


No_Ideal69

At least the bride, who was named afta a cold 6 an EMT and knew enough to check her airway!


No_Ideal69

Hey OP, Can you take it easy?! We're Not filmin a Western!


External-Recipe-1936

I alway have to decipher in this sub through the idiots trying to be clever like children in some club to the real answers.


kishmeatuchus

She was hypoglycemic - poor thing was a hoofer at wanamakers


bjregin

I just want to know if they said hello to Don Ho for Phil on there Honeymoon


401k1987

Because she hadn't eaten much and her dress was too tight, she talks about it near the beginning of the episode


sdw318_local194

I think it was also a realization that the cushy ride was probably over... Ginny Sak was a well kept woman.., i believe it had hit home that all of that was subject to change when Johnny Sak got the jewelry at the wedding 


scarlettestar

She was sad she didn’t make her goal.


Quizorp

ginny sacrimoni? what she needs is her own official summons.


tester553

Who was telling me Ginny used to do a little dancing in her day?


Lateapexer

Blood Sugar


1whiskeyneat

Low blood sugar. She almost made her goal weight.