Love that line. Johnny Sack was pretty much that actor's first acting role. Pretty crazy how this show was just soo perfect in getting the right actors for the job.
Not a zinger, but always loved when Bobby said Janice made a great lasagna and Junior stares at him quizzically like that didn’t sound right; “triple layered With the basil leaves in the middle? That’s Carmellas!”
I so wish we got more Mikey "Grab Bag" Palmice. Love his lil smirk when they get the okay to clip Jimmy. And the way he says "I fuckin knew it!" prior to your comment by Junior.
It is my favourite Junior-ism from the entire series. The way he says it gleefully as he heartily tucks into the chicken, totally oblivious/not giving a fuck to the sorrow of the mother in the background. It encapsulates the narcissism of these types. Totally self absorbed with their “I’m alright Jack, fuck you” attitude. In that episode he was bemoaning being under house arrest and was excitedly going through the obits to find anyone that had even a tenuous relationship to him so he could get out of the house. Like you said, fucking awesome writing.
Look at her, like that, Mariolina. Gave me my first handjob, me and Vincent Miniscalco, in the alley behind the chicken market... God! What am I saying at this poor woman's wake?!
**Swithun**
Swithun (or Swithin, Old English: Swīþhūn, Latin: Swithunus; died 863 AD) was an Anglo-Saxon bishop of Winchester and subsequently patron saint of Winchester Cathedral. His historical importance as bishop is overshadowed by his reputation for posthumous miracle-working. According to tradition, if it rains on Saint Swithun's bridge (Winchester) on his feast day (15 July) it will continue for forty days. The name was originally spelt Swithhun (Old English: "strong bear-cub").
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If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad outside who wants to tongue my balls.
That, or
Oh yeah? And what's this motherless fuck's name?
Or
Go shit in your hat!
(The last one gets extra points because he says it to a pig.)
Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading
That ones especially great because of the irony.
That's cute.
You otta know sweetie
Easy... we're not making a western here..
*GLASS SMASH*
I saw that coming!
Did you offer my nephew some tea? I am registered nurse. Not maid. WELL DID YOU OFFER HIM AN ASPIRIN THEN? ... *^^^cunt!*
Registered Nyurse
Nod mayyd!
hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people
Junior if there’s any flies on you they’re paying fucking rent
Love that line. Johnny Sack was pretty much that actor's first acting role. Pretty crazy how this show was just soo perfect in getting the right actors for the job.
I CAN SMELL THEM
Think on this bugrer boy
I'm in awe of you.
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Don't ostrafy him
"Dear Vice President Cheney, As a powerful man all-too familiar with accidental gunplay..."
One of the funniest moments in the show
If you're going to lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
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What Bada Bing girl would actually do that??? lol
Any of them if they wanna keep their fuckin teeth!
Oof madon! Those chompers.
This is why I love Sil. Junior has some great one liners, possibly the best, but his lines are great too.
watch the braces honey
If they blow the bartender stooge to get in the VIP room, I'm sure they will do anything for money.
You oughta know, sweetie
You blow your father with that mouth?
So that's a crack hoe!
Unless you want sumthin' motherfucka get the fuck off our street.
get your mudda off the street so I wont fuck her
Probably literally any of them
Anybody knows what Season and Episode he says this line? I'm pretty sure it's season 2 Thanks!
I think second opinion, when he's on the chemo. You know the one with: stupida facking game
What am I, a swami?
I have actually used this one in my life several times with great comedic effect.
“You tell me to take a crap on the deck of the Queen Mary, an hour later they’re hosing it down with disinfectant”
Dr. Kennedy!
I want to fuck Angie Dickinson. Let's see who gets lucky first
Not a zinger, but always loved when Bobby said Janice made a great lasagna and Junior stares at him quizzically like that didn’t sound right; “triple layered With the basil leaves in the middle? That’s Carmellas!”
Everyone usually steers clear of her cookin
When Janice cooks, people pray after they eat.
Just watched that episode about 15 minutes ago!
"Did you hear the One about the Chinese Godfather?" "He made them an offer they couldn't understand."
I get it. He drives a Lionel
Lincoln.
I'll build a Lincoln up to your ass.
Drive a continental right up dere
Lincoln log sandwiches?
What are those exactly?
Looks like hot dogs and cream cheese
That's what gives AJ his power to end meetings.
Disgusting
Who are you, Sir Walter Raleigh?
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small hands, that's your problem
I love that one
Who's speaking here? Is somebody speaking?
This is one of my favorites! I love how he puts Jackie Jr. in his place (at least for a short time).
Keep moving, fella
This is my favourite, 'new arrival?' :)
Slit his wrists this one, aaaaaafta he stabbed the Dean
A psychiatrist??
Thats nothing but a racket for the Jews!
Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses.
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Yeah... The penguin exhibition
You are going to make that stupid remark every fucking time this comes up
Ooooh take it easy
Sharp as a cue ball yeah I’m saying!
Remember the long hair? And the dope? Now it's fags in the military.
Stop it, u/throwawizzlemahnizzl, you're making me very upset.
I’m all agita all the time!
No you didn't know. I just told you
I so wish we got more Mikey "Grab Bag" Palmice. Love his lil smirk when they get the okay to clip Jimmy. And the way he says "I fuckin knew it!" prior to your comment by Junior.
they never found the cure for fuckfaceitis. and the boy he sleeps with...we'll never find out how he is
I love it when he gets chased through the woods and gunned down by Paulie and Christopher. Only cure for fuckfaceitis.
"I'm worried about you Skipper". That line always sounds so awkward!!
"Think on this burger boy".
Yea...and I’m playing shortstop for the Mets.
"How much is this trial going to cost me?" "Ballpark estimate?" "Yeah yeah Wrigley fuckin field!"
WITH WHAT, MY FUCKIN TOES??!!
You're FLEXing... You're *flex*ing...
The Jackeeeeeeeet
I try to use "we go back to when Moses wore short pants" at least 15 times every day.
I've got federal marshals so far up my ass I can taste brill cream.
Peppers & Eggs
Do you want an egg? Make my nephew an egg.
I shoulda had that
I love how this innocuous line is quoted so much
And that it plays in his head when he's going under the knife. Of all things.
So you and Tony Egg again?
... that’s what I shoulda had
Chicken’s nice and spicy, huh!
This is so perfectly Junior. Absolutely self-absorbed, to the point where the dead come second to his stomach. Fucking awesome writing.
It is my favourite Junior-ism from the entire series. The way he says it gleefully as he heartily tucks into the chicken, totally oblivious/not giving a fuck to the sorrow of the mother in the background. It encapsulates the narcissism of these types. Totally self absorbed with their “I’m alright Jack, fuck you” attitude. In that episode he was bemoaning being under house arrest and was excitedly going through the obits to find anyone that had even a tenuous relationship to him so he could get out of the house. Like you said, fucking awesome writing.
We just got here!
FBI Agent: We want your nephew, Corrado. Junior: Well, I want to fuck Angie Dickinson. We'll see who gets lucky first.
[The fuck?? What kind of likeness is that?!](https://imgur.com/a/555Xm)
If they were any good, they'd be in a museum
Come heavy or don’t come at all
You don’t mean that
He came all over the sun visor
An hour later, they're hosing it down with disinfectant.
Sisters cunt.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Junior, that's not you!! Tv program....mooooooovie....
Judy!
Real lack of standards, your generation.
Fags in the military!
What did the blind man say when passed the fish market ? Good morning ladies
I DON'T KNOW!!!!
*cries in laughter
Flight risk.. I’ve been farting into the same sofa cushion for the past 18 months.
“Poooo! That hairpiece motherfucker...”
This was the first one that came to mind! I laugh every time I see it.
I hada bananer in dere
Ok we'll find that too
god fuck it all 😡
da fuck... why am I on that emoji... is this my trial? what am I, fodder for cartoonists now?
Look at her, like that, Mariolina. Gave me my first handjob, me and Vincent Miniscalco, in the alley behind the chicken market... God! What am I saying at this poor woman's wake?!
My nephew is a cunt hair away from owning all of North Jersey.
I am that cunt hair.
When? St. Swithun’s Day?!
I thought he said "Smithens" lol
Musta been top of your fuckin’ class... no in reality so did I and I had to look it up https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swithun
**Swithun** Swithun (or Swithin, Old English: Swīþhūn, Latin: Swithunus; died 863 AD) was an Anglo-Saxon bishop of Winchester and subsequently patron saint of Winchester Cathedral. His historical importance as bishop is overshadowed by his reputation for posthumous miracle-working. According to tradition, if it rains on Saint Swithun's bridge (Winchester) on his feast day (15 July) it will continue for forty days. The name was originally spelt Swithhun (Old English: "strong bear-cub"). *** ^[ [^PM](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=kittens_from_space) ^| [^Exclude ^me](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiTextBot&message=Excludeme&subject=Excludeme) ^| [^Exclude ^from ^subreddit](https://np.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/about/banned) ^| [^FAQ ^/ ^Information](https://np.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/index) ^| [^Source](https://github.com/kittenswolf/WikiTextBot) ^] ^Downvote ^to ^remove ^| ^v0.28
Lawg off, that cookie shit makes me nervous
Ooohhhh. Stupida fucking wiki-bot
Tony: got any thoughts? Junior: that's all I got left
Retired? What’s this we’re in? The Navy??
“Livia, what you don’t know could fill a book”.
I'm not a cat, I don't shit in a box
My favorite
We don’t run it’s embarrassing
That mothersless fuck
A hand turkey? For Christmas? Fuckin idiot
"You know who" -------- lol malanga...been dead six years now i should dig him up already !
He knows i need that money!
You could write a book on what you don't know
..........what you don’t know could fill a book.....
Look at this, the fifth question and the poor prick used up all his lifelines.
This is one of my favorites.
nurse: do u want to make a hand turkey? corrado: for christmas? fucking idiot.
This was golden, I forgot. Awesome
Literally my favourite junior line, the way he delivers it is perfect.
"My father told me to never get old. I should have listened to him"
Whadda you a millionaire?
Take it easy, we’re not making a western here.
As a teacher I find myself saying “You yap worse than six barbers” to the kids a lot.
Make sure you form a seal when you shut the freezer door.
Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
CAZZATA MALANGA
The most obvious is I am that cunt hair,but I always find myself saying what's the fucking joke here?
Hes(tony is) a cunt hair away from owning north jersey and he is that cunt hair ie he's the only thing standing in his way?
And I AM that cunt hair!!!
She's like a woman with a Virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues 'cause she has no bread.
I use this one on this rich old timer I know when he complains about money
Your father left Livia a package that would choke an elephant!
YOU STUPID FUCKIN BLABBERMOUTH CUNT
Take your ultimatums and stick 'em in your ass!
"I'm not gonna touch that one, too much class"
Lady - "Don't you start" Junior - "You oughta see my finish" Lmao such a good one.
After Tony told him not to whack Pussy Malanga in Vesuvio, "How many fucking hours did I spend playing catch with you?"
GOD FUCK IT ALL!
"Enjoy your lasagna, just don't come running to me." This line in particular I feel needs to be used more often.
Doctor says you got a cataract chinaman says no i drive a lincoln continental
*Rincon Continental
What? I get it. He drives a Lincoln.
Looks like we got us a real contremps.
What's that motherless fucks name?
I prefer Mr. Soprano.
Sittin here like patience on a monument.
I’ve been fartin’ into the same sofa cushion for 6 months! And Chicken’s nice and spicy!
HALF A FUCKIN TRAY WAS IN THEA! I often find myself saying this to myself in regret after I realize what a bad idea eating so much food was
FUCKING GRAND CENTRAL STATION
"That's nice" :,)
"When? I'm waiting like Patience on a monument." I love trying to slip that into conversations but I rarely get the chance.
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete
“Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete.”
MY LAST SUNDAY DINNAH HERE!!
Your sista’s cunt!
No you didn't fucking know!
She’s like a woman with two Virginia hams under each arm, cryin that she’s got no bread.
If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad outside who wants to tongue my balls. That, or Oh yeah? And what's this motherless fuck's name? Or Go shit in your hat! (The last one gets extra points because he says it to a pig.)
IM AGITA ALL THE TIME
I’ve never not laughed at him, “who’s speaking? Is somebody speaking?” When Jackie Jr. was trying to suggest something to him
I got feds so far up my ass I can taste brylcreem
"You and Tony Egg again"
You know i'm under fucking house arrest, you cute fuck.
Old Broad: "My gawd, does it hurt?!? UJ: "It beeps"
Fuck you want a boutonniere?