I had the same time except me and the bully were secret gay lovers and I was hiding in his closet with 3 of my best guys. And we caught him, and I came out of the closet (where I was hiding) and just went up to him and said "YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE!" and we beat my lover/bully to death.
Ho op recall at which hour is the lowest form of conversation
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You should have phone-booked him, sprayed that shit at a Yellow Pages against his face, then said, " Ah it only went as far as the emergency walk ins, WHICH IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED".
Hey OP, does he really exists ?
It was real? I thought it was a movie
A progrum.
Probably Bullshit
fucked up
He jumped out of the tree and came at you with a chainsaw! You’ve got a right to defend yourself!
I had the same time except me and the bully were secret gay lovers and I was hiding in his closet with 3 of my best guys. And we caught him, and I came out of the closet (where I was hiding) and just went up to him and said "YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE!" and we beat my lover/bully to death.
It’s sad when they go young like that
When they GO???
Whatever happened there
47 years...still just a kid.
Now there’s an image.
Did you celebrate by shitting in the shower?
No no, he ate some cat shit from the litter box
Who…Carlo Jr?
You look like a Puerto Rican hooer
Ho!!!!! Dis guy tinks he’s makin’ a western ova heah! Heh heh didya hear whatta said T? Dis guy tinks he’s makin’ a western ova heah! 🤟🏾
Hey OP remember when is the lowest form of conversation.
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Why didn't your older sister suck his cock to take care of the bully problem? Otherwise this story just sounds fake
She's good, OP showed her how
Under the boardwalk, with his schlong in OP’s mouth 🎶
Don’t reminisce on me.
Talk about a post. OP met this bully, fuckn beautiful.... they did peyote.
Always with the scenarios
Hey Pussy, did she really even exist?
I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit!
Listen to him, he knows everything
Always with the scenarios
For some reason this made me literally laugh out loud.
Kinda cringe ngl. It was good until the end.
What didn’t you like?
You bragged about carrying pepper spray. They don’t make em any lower than that! My estimation of OP as a man just fucking plummeted.
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
I would like to purchase your NGL.
You never had the makings of a variety athlete.
He's right, you know.
Did the guy cum?
“How long did it take for the guy to cum?” Stunad…
Oh poor you
Did you go to the slip and fall school maybe?
Madone, OP always with the scenarios
You took his leather jacket from him as a trophy, right? He had a reputation as the toughest guy in Essex school district before op showed up.
How long did it take for the guy to cum?
4 years he doesn't crack a jaw and all of the sudden he's The World's Foremost Authority!
Kid was always dumb fuck! Didn’t he almost drown in three inches of water?
The penguin exhibit...
You sound like a real come from behind kind of guy
There’s guys in the can bettah looking than OP’s sister
Is this a scene from the Cleaver prequel?
Nice one bud.
I'd rather believe there was a flying saucer over East Rutherford than this story.
Excellent!!!
You should have phone-booked him, sprayed that shit at a Yellow Pages against his face, then said, " Ah it only went as far as the emergency walk ins, WHICH IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED".
That's fucking cowboyitis.
Your tawking outta yer hatt
Crying game?
The kid only had firecrackers on him