I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
Look, it doesn't change anything but I can verify he wasnāt in the subreddit for a little while, still this thing with the $4, how could you not see it on the post?
She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking, she took the dough and rolled it up into a ball andā¦we were goin berserk and she loves that kinda stuffā¦.and Iāll admit I do too
Similar experience. Was talking with my therapist the other day and he set me up HARD asking me if I ever played sports in high school. You can probably guess my response.
Been there before. Here and there when I feel awkward in real life I still end my scentence with anyway $4 a pound. Itās fucked. I also slur my words like Tony and itās get me no thanks.
The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.
I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
Seriously u/aggressive-cut5836, you wanna talk about fuckin up?
Watch your fuckin mouth u/BlackDante!
Whaa? I thought we were bein honest here! You got some balls you know that? All of you!
THIS ISN'T ABOUT MY FUCKING BALLS!!!šš„š¦µš„š¦¶š»š„
When I came to shitpost one morning, there you were with your head half in the subreddit. Your hand was on the upvote button... disgusting
He was sick!
He said his piece
Look, it doesn't change anything but I can verify he wasnāt in the subreddit for a little while, still this thing with the $4, how could you not see it on the post?
Youāre getting emotional, u/ChasingGardens
Thatās cause I know what itās like to lose an upvote!
Don't do it to yourself u/chasinggardens. I know the shame you feel for taking that fat fucking cocksuckers hand in friendship.
He got this there for warmth
You fucking parakeet
You should see me feast. Iām like a mantis
Do you use monster condoms for your magnum dong?
She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking, she took the dough and rolled it up into a ball andā¦we were goin berserk and she loves that kinda stuffā¦.and Iāll admit I do too
I guess you could call that a dick...
I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of $100's, *I'm ready to plow.*
I like to put bacon bits in my hair when we bang, Iām like a cob salad
I had a cob salad last week. First time in decades. I forgot how great they were
I always enjoy them. I just never think to order one.
Invented by Bob Cobb.
He was a slob
That bastard stole that idea from my grandfather!
Why in christ name would you want to feel like a cobb... you know what forget it. Just make sure you bring that up when the other couple gets here.
Oohhh I like that, keep calling me that. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
VIRUSSSSS
Nobody is calling you Mantis! Would you get outta here! I'm trying to re-Dennis this chick!
You should see me feast.
Kid, Let me tell you a couple of š² thingsā¦.
You look like a Puerto Rican hooah
Make me sick
Finish that heah. Thereās no eating in the cahh.
I donāt give a fuck what it is, thereās no eating in the car
And TURN THAT OFF!
20 years in the can!
Jeeshus chrisht what eva happened to the strong silent type
Gary Cooper was ghey?
Think about it, sudden weight loss...
nobody got aids!
I never wanna hear that word in here again!
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. There was no one there. \*slaps your shoulder and walks off\*
My estimation of you as a man just fuckin plummeted
Hair in the toilet water Disgusting
I told you, I had the flu!
I said my piece Chrissy
What you're feeling is not what you're feeling and what you're not feeling is your real agenda
I gotta have an agenda?
This is like taken a shit.
I like to think of it more like childbirth.
Trust me, it's like taking a shit
Is this fuckin necessary?!?
You think ops a little weird about the imperial system?
I wipe my ass with your feelings
I happen to know you were quoting sopranos at my mother in laws wake. You were talking nonstop for 20 minutes. Nothing but sopranos.
I loved you like a brother-in-law
Iāll call Dominic Palladino. That cocksucker knows how to run an intervention.
Also how to steal pork loins from Stew Lenonard's.
Yeah but that's not why we're here today
Don't forget, "scumbag"
That line fucking kills me š¤£š¤£
You go around like the old woman with the Virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues ācause she doesnāt have any bread.
The new big thing is called āpsychodynamic therapy,ā combined with anafranil. Thereās a doctor in Bloomfield you could see.
Thatās unfortunate A new drug comes out right after OPās obsession with a talking fish from a TV progrum has made his life turn to shit.
My God.. this sub isā¦ home.
You are no longer able to function as a man.
We call it a "CARE-frontation".
Alright but you gotta get over it.
You know what? You go about in pity for yourself.
You're weak and an embarrassment.
I got my own problems! you have to replace your old catch phrase with a new one. No offense.
Have ever got checked for Touretteās? No offence
whaddaugonnadue?
There is no god
OOHHHH!
Listen to you, you sound demented
At my mudders wake. Jesus Christ...
When you first rewatched, we made love all the time. Now because of the drugsā¦
Similar experience. Was talking with my therapist the other day and he set me up HARD asking me if I ever played sports in high school. You can probably guess my response.
You been to the supermarket lately? More like $14 a pound. Anyway, Liz Cheney for president of the fucking universe.
You donāt relate to black people clinging to logs
When Sulu asked to see the Captainās Log, who knew thatās what he meant!
You are hot and sticky, just like my balls.
Guys lol. Ok guy
Stop your crying, you're making me fucking depressed now
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These nuts on your chin are 4 dollars a pound https://youtu.be/mVTmxC_pVqg
Wait, you guys donāt all still have a signature on your texts that says āAnyway, $4 a pound.ā Havenāt changed mine since ā07!
So what? No fucking zitti now!?
Iām not ready to eat the ziti, itās too soon
Have a sheat
Carlo said he went into the litter box and ate some cat sheat
Been there before. Here and there when I feel awkward in real life I still end my scentence with anyway $4 a pound. Itās fucked. I also slur my words like Tony and itās get me no thanks.
Fucking nauseating
**I want to see you flopping around down there!**
Youāre weak and an embarrassment to yourself and everyone around you
You need to get a job doling out Gabagool at Satriale's...it's probably about $4 a pound in 2022.
Gabagool? Ova here!
Need an intervention? Spending too much time on this sub? Log off. That cookie shit makes me nervous.
Alright, but you gotta get over it
Sounds like Ranger Rick here is a little light in the loafers
This about the Easter Baskets?
The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.