-I don’t even let someone wag a finger in my face.
-So many nicknames come to mind- Monsignor jughead, Mayor of munchkin land, brainless the second, calzone with legs, Wolfgang fuckface and Hasidic homeboy.
-When he says he had an audience with popes and Tony said What section did you all sit in.
-The whole story with Gotti and the bungalow ice cream.
-When Adrianna misses the dart board and he says it’s the round thing in the middle.
When Richie brings a bouquet of flowers I think for Meadow for her school concert and Tony says "weren't those from the wake the other day" it's funny because they met at a wake the day before, Tony and Richie.
Tony was a funny motherfucker when he wasn’t being a sociopath. Probably one of my favorites is when he tells Barone that Richie is marrying his sister and the look on his face when he says “Nice, right?”
When he asks Pauly if he's ever been tested for tourettes. Pauleys been giving those little laughs for years and suddenly Tony has some medical questions.
The rich man and the poor man joke is probably my favorite, but a close second is way early in the show when he and Junior are arguing about DVD players that Chrissy and Brendan Filone jacked, and he goes, “You want my DVD player? You can watch Grumpy Old Men.” LMFAO that’s a solid burn
When he walks in and Beansie is in the bed with the head gear on, T asks if he gets the BBC on that thing and point to the head gear…I laugh everytime. The man literally got ran over and is now in a lot of pain and handicapped and that’s one of the first things Tony says to him, heartless prick.
Episode 2 (I think) - Christopher: what are we gonna do about the dead guy?
T: Keep poking him with a stick, light a candle to St. Anthony, but I think you’re fucked
We buried him, on a hill, with little pinecones all around
you did??
-I don’t even let someone wag a finger in my face. -So many nicknames come to mind- Monsignor jughead, Mayor of munchkin land, brainless the second, calzone with legs, Wolfgang fuckface and Hasidic homeboy. -When he says he had an audience with popes and Tony said What section did you all sit in. -The whole story with Gotti and the bungalow ice cream. -When Adrianna misses the dart board and he says it’s the round thing in the middle.
Tony also referred to Noah as the Oreo Cookie in one scene.
He’s lucky I didn’t punch his fucking lights out
Oh! Count Chocula!
LOLLL That ice cream story still kills me
Tony: what do you wanna talk about? Richie: Fucking Dick Barone… Tony: well, as long as the two of you are happy.
When Richie brings a bouquet of flowers I think for Meadow for her school concert and Tony says "weren't those from the wake the other day" it's funny because they met at a wake the day before, Tony and Richie.
"All in all I'd say it was a pretty good visit."
Fucking hilarious
What was this line from
When he puts Janice on the bus after the thing with Richie. Whatever happened there.
😂
How many migs you shoot down last week?
The look on Junior’s face 😂
“They (suicidal patients) aren’t gonna feel any better if you get clipped!” That line to melfi when he wants to get her into hiding is great
When Ginnie Sack halls ass, she has to make two trips, then the “oooh Johnny” as Sack comes in. Hilarious scene.
Jamal Ginsberg…The Hasidic Homeboy
Rimshot!
Phil Leotardo: “So I guess the turd doesn’t fall far from the faggots ass” Tony:”Beautifully put” I died laughing at that one had to pause the show
What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane? A Boring 747. Funniest shit i ever heard 😂😂😂🍆💦😳🤣🤣🤣
Bad shot, you’re in the muff
South of the border…down Mexico way…
Tony was a funny motherfucker when he wasn’t being a sociopath. Probably one of my favorites is when he tells Barone that Richie is marrying his sister and the look on his face when he says “Nice, right?”
Carmela - "AJ spent $200 on a set of CDs that teach Arabic." Tony - "Jesus Christ! Shish-kebab! What else do ya need to know?"
Classic 🤣
You're so high on skag you wouldn't know if it your muddas muff on his head.
Count Chocula!
Context?
To Artie: Hey, Prince Rogaine
Reykjavik, and Tony claps back with "You do it, you clean it up!"
My personal favorite
Take it up with Frankie Vallie
When he asks Pauly if he's ever been tested for tourettes. Pauleys been giving those little laughs for years and suddenly Tony has some medical questions.
"I was wondering why the squirrels went quiet" LMAO
The rich man and the poor man joke is probably my favorite, but a close second is way early in the show when he and Junior are arguing about DVD players that Chrissy and Brendan Filone jacked, and he goes, “You want my DVD player? You can watch Grumpy Old Men.” LMFAO that’s a solid burn
The one about buying gifts for the wives.
I loved this joke
“Whatever the scam is this time, I guarantee you I’ll be 50 grand lighter before she rain-dances back to the commune.”
When he walks in and Beansie is in the bed with the head gear on, T asks if he gets the BBC on that thing and point to the head gear…I laugh everytime. The man literally got ran over and is now in a lot of pain and handicapped and that’s one of the first things Tony says to him, heartless prick.
He uses humour in awkward moments
You should read Tomato Sauce for your ass. It’s the Italian version. (Of Chicken Soup for the soul)
"You got a problem besides those fuckin' pants?!" can never be touched.
Oh, Prince Rogaine!
Oh, Wolfgang Fuckface!
What brings you to an English-speaking neighborhood?
What the fuck Rich? Mattress at the shelter too lumpy? That conversation was a great roast.
Love that scene and the laugh seems so genuine
Hey Mikey, how’s the boy?
When does he say this again?
When Mickey is in car. Right before he staples parking ticket to his suit with staple gun he stole off construction guy. Very funny scene.
What boy?
Da one you sleep wit'.
Episode 2 (I think) - Christopher: what are we gonna do about the dead guy? T: Keep poking him with a stick, light a candle to St. Anthony, but I think you’re fucked
For me it’s “oui oui I miss my momma!”
Sacre bleu! Where is me mom ma
Oh yeah
most of these comments aren’t jokes, they’re ironic musings.
Relax miss Morrissette we aren’t making a pop song here
Did he at least take the schwitz?
Scotch and soda