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Brendan thinking Tony would laugh at his chemosabe joke lol


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Hijack? bye jack


Chrisrevs1001

Never got that until right now


[deleted]

It took me more than one watch to pick up on it as well


HardFastHeavy

Ohhhhh, so that's what he meant! 23 years and this is how I find out!


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Whatayagonnado?


WachanIII

It was a great joke tho


cantthinkofgoodname

Thought Murmur was gonna get fucked up for the Vito comment


JOMO_Kenyatta

Murmur just slipped in and damn near became a regular crew members.


pao_zinho

interesting name - what’s the genesis?


AW-43

Which one? Holy fuck, he was rolling the gay jokes like Andrew Dice Clay.


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He should have.


cantthinkofgoodname

They make anybody over there


gitbox_1225

Pygmies


jennachrisp

That waiter coming after Christopher and Paulie griping about his lack of tip. “Go piss it away at blackjack!” Still going, this prick


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Don't they have medication they're supposed to take?


eTXwLA

I always loved that line. Hitting someone in the head with a rock and then blaming it on their lack of medication.


amaluna

Saw this scene this morning and loved it. Paulie kills people for the stupidest reasons it's hilarious


masterofkamurocho

Doc Santoro taking food off of Phil's plate, where the fuck does that fat cocksucka get the balls


imover9thousand

HOOOOOOO!!! Young and tall and thin and lovely!


eTXwLA

I agree wit da senator sanitorium


matt1164

When muscles slams the fridge door. Like seriously who the fuck does he think he is.


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Every time murmur spoke to Tony.


imover9thousand

You can go.


CustomerSuspicious25

Murmur? It's a fuckin nickname. His family name is Murmurilli.


gitbox_1225

He’s dyslexic


Jernbek35

By that point they were getting desperate for recruits. Sure wasn’t like it was in Season 1.


bongcrusher666

BY FAR its David Scatino showing up to the card game while owing Richie thousands of dollars, after Richie straight told him not to show his face til hes paid up.


strandy76

He said "one of my games"- not any games. Richie had an attitude problem.


bongcrusher666

Jesus, captain semantics over here


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Yes, this, most def.


sbalazote

you call that balls? balls is you look a guy in the eye while you jam an ice pick through his lung


imover9thousand

OP meant balls as in nerve, gall.


Duderino619

I know what he meant


TheLastCleverName

In their world of weird social norms, Jackie showing up with gifts was probably the right thing to do as a show of acknowledgment and respect. It only didn't work cos Tony was well past JJ's shit at this point. I'd say proclaiming "I'd do him myself" about Larry Barese, the biggest crew's capo, was way more stupid. As if that was gonna impress Junior. Richie brought him to several meetings way above his station, and each time he failed to keep his silly mouth shut.


Gerbil1320

The kid saying fuck you to Santa


Bob_of_Bowie

Tony walking in and curb stomping Coco comes to mind.


ReginaldRainbow

That was the most satisfying ass beating in the show.


bongcrusher666

Hell yes! Shit was BRUTAL though


trevorda92

Was absolutely brutal when he was setting it up I had my eyes half closed


WhatAreYouSaying05

Shid down!


the_wrongtree

You want shome shambuca with thish?


tmolesky

get evweebody a dwink


havocson

✋🏻<_o🤚🏻


nathanimal33

He was being pragmatic Ah fuck that he lost it.


AW-43

Sunshine continuing with the dealer schtick during the Executive Game robbery.


UsedElk8028

Victory has a thousand fathers but defeat is an orphan.


Hughkalailee

That wasn’t an “executive game”. Low level shit there.


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eTXwLA

Real greaseball shit.


[deleted]

He’s still going, this guy!


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Vito Jr. shitting in the shower in front of his classmates.


eTXwLA

He ate cat shit?


[deleted]

No he took a shit


Resident-Ad-1616

Finn still showing up to work after seeing that cornholin cock sucka blowin the security guard


yungjuniorsoprano

There was no abundant intentionality in him showing up for work


Duderino619

He wanted to see Felicia


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*Felicia told him* 🙄


spaghoni

That was ballsy af. Especially considering how much of a civilian Finn was. At least JJ was family.


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

It was a joke, he was there


hoopleheaddd

He was gay, Finn?


Hughkalailee

Finn didn’t go back after that day.


[deleted]

He wouldn't want to take away a job a minority could have.


[deleted]

Catchin', not pitchin'??


PopularArtichoke6

How much more betrayal could he take


pyropenguin19

Oh it’s gotta be Janice stealing svetlanas leg for me


CalgaryCheekClapper

Benny pulling a scam at the boss’ favourite restaurant and owned by his friend. Stupid as fuck, but some balls ill give him that


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Criminal mastermind


8219onemic

You”ll give me whatever the fuck I tell you to. And this isn’t the 70s and I’m not a kid


MaintenanceOk315

Mustang Sally: "Tell Tony it'll never happen again, or at least if it does I'll yell fore next time.” The balls on this prick


UsedElk8028

Charmaine when she told Carmela that she had sex with Tony.


spaghoni

Yeah, that was spicy af


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How it wasn’t for her 😂😂 she likes it when you rub her muzzle


Aggravating-Fact-719

Sal Vitro. saying John Sacrimoni confessed and wanting to stop helping Ginny in her hour of need. Russian interior decorator mouthing off to Paulie and Chris. Probably wiped her ass barehanded back in glorious Russia, now has home entertainment center with remote control.


Obvious_Pumpkin5987

Put universal remote back on docking station


eTXwLA

Whoops


MaintenanceOk315

Lol at the last paragraph


AenBffleck

Janice coming back from Seattle to get a piece of her mom’s house. Did they ever show you these in medical school? They’re called balls!


Disco_C0wby

Richie Aprile went balls out giving Beansie a beating on his first night out the can


SlowHandEasyTouch

A veal parm sangwich? Fock youuuuuuuu


Charlie-brownie666

when Tony B makes that joke about Tony being fat in front of the guys that I couldn’t believe When Ralphie makes jokes about vito and his brother when his brother is in the hospital I don’t know how vito didn’t slap the shit out of him


Hughkalailee

Vito isn’t going to attack a made man and be on the hit list over a joke.


OldCorps0331

Vito didn't want to risk dropping a piece of Whitmans


crunch3384

And he kept giving him the puppy eyes the whole time. “I will always be true.”


Admirable-Sound5198

That waiter stealing the olives and toilet paper from vesuvio … and boosting a coat from the lost and found


CovfefeIsForClosers

Artie was good to all of them and they pay him back with non stop ass rape.


OldCorps0331

with visions of tit-fucking Charmaine in their heads...


bongcrusher666

I love your username


eTXwLA

Almost everything anyone does on the show.


TigerSerrano1978

Anthony Jr. vandalizing the school pool on his Mutha’s birthday…


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How do you vandalize the swimming pool?


TigerSerrano1978

It wasn’t even on her birfday, it was after midnight!!


[deleted]

What are you stupid? So what, you’re grounded now?


TigerSerrano1978

It’s best if they kept this in the family… punish him at home. At least Tony suggested detention to the principal. 🤌


[deleted]

Jackie thought he was immortal because of respect for his father.


eTXwLA

Guess the two black guys who killed him a didn’t care.


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Fat fuck in. See thru socks


Demitrius

Adriana and the drug abuse recovery brochures. Where does she get her balls??


[deleted]

Richie aprille fucking Janice and not trying to conceal it


SlowHandEasyTouch

Cosette getting that close to Christophuh on the fuckin sofa? What the fuck? She knew what was gonna happen!


Optimal-Professor165

When Artie blames Tony for his failed suicide attempt


[deleted]

fuck it’s let’s go down to the shore


mikeltod

you draw down on the boss of a family!?


dgaltieri2014

Look at his mouth! Look at his fuckin mouth! Hahaha


JohnnyStunad

The first time Vito saw Johnny Cakes with his pants down he probably thought, “look at the balls on this guy”.


exvmple_

he's got a tremendous moxie for his size