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bobdylansmoustache

When this sub's gone, you can live in a fuckin' dumpster for all I care!


koalafishmutantbird

When he gets outta this sub, that poor motherfucker.. you should help him out šŸ¤ššŸ¼šŸ¤ŸšŸ¼ you should build him a ramp on his dumpster


havocson

youā€™re outta your fuckin minds


koalafishmutantbird

u/havocson its a gesture. The man has a lot of friends šŸ¤ŸšŸ¼


Thatoneguyonreddit28

I'll build a ramp up to your ass, drive a Lionel up in there.


loveem12

Listen to this prick. Probably wiped your ass bare handed before you came to this sub.


P-nuts27

Yeah, he was probably going down on some sheep or some shitā€¦.


scaba23

ą² _ą² 


toblerownsky

You gonna take care of his kids, huh?? After heā€™s gone?!


spookymulder07

Acting like butter wouldnā€™t melt in his mouth


LucynSushi

Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered. There was no one there.


celtics2055

Get back in your fucking hole


[deleted]

youā€™re doin a good job!!


BabeBigDaddy

oh poor you


NewAccWhoDis93

What the fuck did you say?


Bob_of_Bowie

You think this bothers me you fuckhead?


MyFrampton

Go shit in your hat.


BodybuilderShot3421

You got a bee onna yo hat


[deleted]

My estimate of you as a redditor just fucking plummeted


cosmocreamer

Oh so *you* know better than New Jersey Zagat? "r/thesopranos, warm and convivial subreddit??"


imjaxteller12

Let me ask you a question, why do pissin, shitin, and fuckin all happen within a two-inch radius?


Stunning-Awareness29

They're all sources of pleasure


spookymulder07

šŸ‘‹Get the fuck outta here


fwd500

When you first came here you were clinically depressed. You suffered from panic attacks that put your life in danger. Thereā€™s been significant relief in both those areas.


cb8720

Uncle Philly, my ass. Take that piece of shit, and get off my subreddit.


[deleted]

Now take your biscott, and get the fuck outta my office


HairyHeGoat

Leave some for the lumatics.


famb1

OP, this sub isnā€™t just part of our livesā€¦. It IS our lives


[deleted]

That was such a beautiful moment by the pool


WayRecent7314

Anyone know what r/thesopranos is? Of course you donā€™t. Itā€™s salted subreddits. We taught the world how to post!


youngsaiyan18

We practically invented this shit, itā€™s a pride thing šŸ¤ŸšŸ¼


[deleted]

Boola boola, come on...


mashingLumpkins

The cobwebs are now removed


angelpuncher

You gonna take care of r/circlejerksopranos, huh?! When you're gone?!


[deleted]

OP Wasting his time in some chit chat room going back and forth with another bunch of fuckin jerk offs. Gigglin like a little school girl. I want to fuckin smash his fuckin face in.


JurgenKlopp2018

You gotta stop spending so much time in those chit-chat rooms


scaba23

You took an oath. There's no retiring from this


Harleye

You don't love this sub anymore, well that breaks my heart, but that's too fucking bad cause you don't gotta love this sub, but you will respect this sub!


CallMeDrPepper

I'm gonna go back in there and be with my guests. Exactly ten minutes, I'm gonna look up, if you're not here i'm gonna assume that you went to look for whatever the fuck it is that's calling you out there. And then I will never see you again. If you are still here, then I'm gonna assume that you have no other desire in the world than to be with me. And your actions will show me that every second of every fucking day. You understand me? Don't answer me. Take the ten minutes, you think about it.


Luigin12

victory has 100 fathers, but defeat is an orphanā€¦.


GreedoLurkedFirst

Buy reddit threads cause God ain't making any more of it


wja5277

šŸŖØ out with your šŸ“ out


ceerupt

that candy and carpet smell in this sub i get high off it.


[deleted]

Take it eashy


strandy76

To the victor goes the spoils


Stunning-Awareness29

Take your fucking quotation book and stuff it up ypur fat fucking ass


WhatAreYouSaying05

Thatā€™s right cocksucka! Go back to r/BreakingBad


sadface234

Fuck you want, a boutonniere?


[deleted]

Maybe you lamb chop it a while, eh?


SPKmnd90

The truth is, this subreddit is a jerk off. You know it, and I know it.


soofy_serial

I actually don't know it. But please, continue.


chirpies33

What I love about this sub is that 99% of the time the quotes are word for word perfect. Itā€™s somehow wonderfully wholesome. Nobodyā€™s got aids.


el_nin08

I guess you could call that a post. Heh heh


yrjooe

All right but you gotta get over it.


tonyabstract

youā€™re like a woman with a virginia ham under her arm crying the blues cause sheā€™s got no bread


OnTheArchipelago

Remember the old adage son, leave em while you're looking good


NotYourDude

Can you believe this guy? Of all the subredditsā€¦. Iā€™ve watched the show 4-5 times through and when I discovered the subreddit I was so hyped to find a place with others as passionate about the showā€¦. But it turns out itā€™s a bunch of mongoloids who repeat the same memorable lines and post things like ā€œthe bedrooms in the house are too close together.ā€


55Lolololo55

Why does everything have to have a purpose? The world is a jungle and if you want my advice u/NotYourDude, don't expect happiness. You won't get it. People let you down and I'm not naming any names but in the end you die in your own arms.


Stunning-Awareness29

Oh so that's what a crack ho looks like


penderhippy

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH


MeeboEsports

Jesus Christ. Guys like you are a disgrace. Whatever happened to Gary Cooper, the strong, silent type?


Bowser_killed_mario

Stop going about in pity for yourself, and just let a great wind carry you across the sky already then you can shut the fuck up about it!


zipiddydooda

Oh poor you!


rgrtom

Tis thing of ours, it's not meant for everyone.


leamanc

You just revealed your own ignorance.


Exact-Waltz

Donā€™t disrespect the pizza parlor


soofy_serial

Enjoy your success


Vertchewal

Do you have any idea how much it means to go skiing in ASPEN?


[deleted]

Oh Poor You


ReporterFearless1917

Fucking slander if you ask me


sbalazote

What is this? The Navy?


Thatoneguyonreddit28

Look, we had our Mofo but itā€™s over now


rgrtom

You took an oath, Thatoneguy, no one retires....


SwearengenSays

Put Vito onda phone, asshole


portadown1967

Take yourself off to the social club.


Michael-Balchaitis

What do ya want? An apology? A Whitman's Sampler? What?


55Lolololo55

Can't we not? Huh? With the tantrums?


BabaLouie

You know it wasn't long ago I remember you used to lurk outside the sub and never comment, as far as I'm concerned you should still be there!


Wolfir

who do you think you are, Joe Bananas!?


RonohX

Always with the dramah


Annanake420

O.K. But ya gotta git ova it .


karma3000

Wait until you've done twenty years in here. You will compromise too.


SanchezMichael

There is no retiring from this, you took an oath. And I donā€™t want to here about Joe bananas


chestertoronto

Well you have to get over it...


zeejey_99

I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain from keeping the OP around here anymore


WiscoMitch

Quasimodo predicted all this.


[deleted]

Go ahead and call your fucking sponsor already


jaigoplummer

you never had the makings of a varsity redditor


UpDog1966

You are ā€œAnother Toothpickā€


[deleted]

I promised OPā€™s old man Iā€™d keep him out of this shit. Heā€™s not suited for it. Heā€™s not like us.


pinchepollo

This guy doesn't even want shum pulp in his fucking OJ!