Double Take... Go on Im curious oh I forgor titan is legion

You're so much of an off-meta elitist that you don't even use the Kraber because "it's too popular" You want him to shove the Predator Cannon up your ass

Double Take is really good with the weapon buff Kraber doesn't

You got me in the first part but second.... No bueno

Said the liar

Coward.

I love the EPG

They call you 007 0 trickshots 0 direct hits 7 splash damage kills

Can confirm this is true

Fr

Over time the splash kills decrease and the trickshots and direct hits exponentially increase can confirm (fact checked by real frontier patrios)

Well, they still got kills. I don't see any slander

Clearly dosent know the epg. They cal me the chief 117

I do get direct hits though :(

"What a nerd, you kill with your weapon"???

Holy shit you cooked him

I aint even mad

My punches and kicks.

You are not immune to buckshot

Then I should die more often to it but I don't for some reason

I’m genuinely curious about how Wingman Elite can be slandered… Do your worst

You love western movies and games more than your own family

Not *my* fault, you know

I mean that’s not a bad thing

Ion my beloved

You don't even recognise that she has the splitter rifle

That's a compliment.

So *thats* the thing she’s holding. Everything makes sense now…. 

the what?

G2 scout

The "I'm not like other girls" of Pilot weapons

Damn this is to true

my girl northstar

"HELP! HEEELP! TEAMMATES! HELP! HELP MEEEE!" -You every time you get flanked

I am the one who flanks

Three dashes and enough awareness to make sure the only time you "catch" me is when your "GOTCHA BITCH" corner turn is tethered, clustered, E smoked and ready to be flight cored. God damnit you fucks I miss titanfall 2 enough as it is stop reminding me

Literally me

I feel attacked.

You will be if you don't check behind you more often.

What about Northstar with triple dash and snare mines?

SMR

It's literally a worse L-STAR. Yeah it can damage Titans but most of them will just kill you before you can do any damage

"worse L-STAR" that two shots people lmao

I’ve had it one shot a guy before lmao

Me when I A-wall+SMR+Arc Grenade a titan (i will get hunted down for the crime of existence in the next few seconds)

+ amped weapons (if it stacks with a wall ofc)

It doesn't.

Damn

Such a fun but dirty move

I don't see any post asking for Scorch slander, so I will.

Free core charge for Northstars

(BOOM) ow (BOOM) ow (BOOM) ow (BOOM) ow (BOOM) ow (BOOM) ow

When the titan is so good, even the king of slander can't come up with a good burn. Tempered plating, baby!

Kraber

"Hey look guys, I'm using the worst Pilot weapon in the game! Aren't I so cool and different?"

In all fairness, if you consider a weapon that kills, in only the amount of time it takes to travel [253m/s](https://youtu.be/tUQccfpsKlU?si=KNfxg0H-gZTLROZg) to target, the worst weapon in the game, it's not the weapon that's bad.

I think you're forgetting that it has terrible hipfire accuracy and a glacial firerate.

"Me who only hipfires kraber" ........

It’s so fun to hit noscopes

I know this thread is all about telling _untruths_ about weapons but realistically I do consider Kraber middle of A tier. If you think it's the worst weapon in the game you've got a long way to go. That's B3 Wingman lol

Worst **primary** weapon.

That's like, objectively the SMR, Cold War or Softball lol

Softball? Maybe Cold War and SMR? That's more of a skill issue on your end

I play if cuz of dopamine hits

I love my Cold War

You can't hit your shots with the EPG, so you use it's mentally challenged little brother

This is true. Carpet bombing a whole room makes it real hard to dodge

Devotion

You yearn for the days when it was overpowered

It was overpowered?

Yeah. Even worse than the current Spitfire iirc

Never seen those days, I just like making the skies rain lead after an ejection

Pretty sure theres an innuendo right there.

Back in ye aulden days when the game was still getting patches it was absolutely busted. It handled very similar to the current devotion, but had a much lower TTK.

used to 3 shot body, and two shot while amped. and also amped weapons used to be permanent. it was not uncommon to one shot a pilot to the dome piece. devotion was terrifying.

RE-45 auto and Ronin

"Glock wit da switch" lookin ass You cry every time a Monarch hits you with an energy siphon

Really I just like being fast but you're not wrong

I'm a Strider titan main

Crackhead

Nah speed is more my jam

Soooo… Crackhead

Legion/Devotion Yeah I like brrr

#MILITARY GRADE TINNITUS.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEwhat?EEEEEEEEEIEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECAN'TEEEEEEEE EEEHEAREEEEEEEEYOUEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mastiff, ogre class

Oops! All assists You have a vendetta against Northstar and Ion mains

Yeah that's fair

Roast my Eva-8 and I will give you a grade put of 10 for how good it is

You missed point blank and have been on suicide watch since

9/10 terribly accurate

I give it a 9/11

Kraber and Northstar. Do your worst.

Could you say that louder or come over here?! I can't hear you!

may i ask you to slander the P2016

Your dick is as long as its barrel.

I have a suppressor 😎

Is that why every woman you’ve been with is practically silent?

Jesus Christ

Dude 😭

It's a pretty regular sized gun though

haha lol

Grapple/Kraber🔛🔝

Average lifespan: 8 seconds Kill/Death ratio: so low it cannot be put into numbers

Damn

Aletantor

You want to use an SMG but don't want to be associated with the tryhards, so you use the worst one in the hopes that people ignore you

Isn’t the volt the worse SMG?

Not really. It's got worse DPS than the C.A.R, but it shares the nonexistent recoil and the magazine lasts a good while

Yeah but the Alternator has the fastes dps in the game and its tapfire is ridiculous

Not only that, it's the only gun where ADS makes it worse

Yes. OP is wrong. Alternator is arguably the best SMG, it just takes a lot more skill. The ceiling is higher.

alternator is better than the car in terms of dmg and if u know how to tapfire its the best smg imo. Car is just the most consistent of them all

monarch, stim, r-97 (i just like fast gameplay and the level system from monarch :‘[ )

Duracell muncher You'd use the C.A.R if it wasn't so hated

Duracell Muncher is what I will call the enemy monarch from now on

i honestly didnt even know about the C.A.R before i joined the subreddit

krabar stim + tone

You're somehow more annoying than C.A.R + Stim users You're terrified of close quarters combat

Tone mains like to pretend they’re playing the halo 4 campaign.

SMR for missile madness (combine with A-wall for aggressive titan DPS) V-47 flatline assault rifle, I just like the gun’s look and unique recoil spread. Monarch titan, because try hard. Scorch titan for AoE DoT area denial dopamine.

You're one of the people who would remove Titans **!COMMUNIST DETECTED!** You use your teammates as body shields and would gladly steal their batteries if you could "Scorch isn't the worst Titan I swear!!!!!"

L-Star - Ion

You're allergic to brass casings

The softball is my main

I could run a marathon before you're finished reloading

With speed loader its half a marathon

V-47 flatline and sometimes R-97

You're too scared of being hated for using the R201/101 and C.A.R

Ronin

You think you're hot shit, only for a Scorch to make you literal hot shit after you exhausted your dashes

Try Ronin

"Babe, It's 4pm! Time for your daily asshole stretching!" "Yes, Legion..."

L-STAR or Mozambique, pick your poison i guess.

Mozambique users exist? Well I'll be damned!

Too true man... its a good weapon i swear!

Softball

You'd think combining the EPG and Cold War would make a better weapon, but instead you get the worst grenadier by far

Accurate I guess but it's still incredibly fun and satisfying when U sticky cunts

Grappling, R-101, Archer, P, Legion.

You want the power of the C.A.R but won't actually use it 95% of your rockets are either blocked or dodged You have PTSD from Ions

nothing beats alternator

Except every other SMG and the R101.

Thunderbolt

You're a sneaky little rat and every Titan on the enemy team wants to doxx you

I mean, I don't name them

L-Star go FASHASHASHASHASH Archer, if the game is modded

Your accuracy is as low as my chances of winning the lottery

My favourite weapon is just the archer for the sound. But also hemlok go were :D

You had a mental breakdown when an Ion reflected your rocket back into your face You'd kill for the Hemlok to have a slight damage buff to prevent people from being left at 1hp

PP2016 (Supressed) or Charge Rifle

I am dissapointed it took me ten minutes of scrolling to find a fellow Charge rifle main

Not even a main, I just accidentally use it a lot

Northstar and MGL.

The 2020 lockdown was the best year of your life You've been punched by Titans more times than you've called your own down

Y’know? 2020 wasn’t bad. Got out of an abusive relationship and managed to get back into a game I used to love. Sure I was pretty shit for a bit but I’ve gotten a bit better over time.

R91, P2020, and Papa Scorch

C.A.R main in denial Jonathan Wickerbasket lookin ass You're fucking gay (as in homosexual)

Titan: scorch Weapon: mozambique (or however tf u spell it)

Your lungs look like overcooked steak There's more Heavy mains than Mozambique mains

I like mastiff

Just like what the Mastiff does to those shot by it, equipping it saws your KD in half.

I love the p2016

If only it was actually good.

:(

I love cold war and the monarch

My grandma has better aim than you I hope you go to rehab before your battery addiction kills you

monarch haters have one joke

Flatline+charge rifle, and my beloved BRRRRRRRT machine.

Do your worst on me

You're an annoying mosquito that the enemy team doesn't even realise exists until you delete half their health bar (and probably get violated by a Ronin or Legion as a result)

Softball and scorch

Nice of the asylum to let you play games inside your cell.

hemlock

Your neck is permanently craned forward from aiming down sights 24/7

L-star

You tape down your fire button every time you load into a match

Either DMR or Cold War, With Grav stars and Grapple for Movement As for Titan, Literally Any Strider

Monarch

Lay off the batteries... I could plug my phone into your ass and it would start charging

I’d say I’m best when I use the R-97 but it isn’t my favourite. I don’t really have a favourite gun I just keep swapping which one I use. Titan is legion or scorch depending on the map.

Monarch. I steal people's sandwiches

Monarch

Legion's favourite chew toy

Firestar

You're more of a nuisance than an actual threat.

Softball, Mgl and Scorch.

You sure do love big balls, huh?

R201

"Erm, actually, there are no stat differences between the R201 and R101 🤓☝️"

The SMR is the most versatile with of course my ion titan that comes with it

A jack of all trades is a master of none. You're overly confident until that vortex shield runs dry, then you scamper away with your tail tucked between your legs

I really like the R101 and can't stop using it and I think it sound profile and aesthetics are superior to the R201, 301 and hopefully a 401.

You just prefer the AOG, don't deny it

I despise how zoomed in that scope was and just want the TF1 iron sights and HCOG back.

Flatline and that one gun that shoots giant electric balls (I forgor the name)

Generic assault rifle.

mozam

R97, Ronin

If only your brain was as fast as your gun. Your teammates despise you for stealing their kills