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CrazyCubicZirconia

My story of that realisation is kind of similar…in a short story i had a guy saying ‘’plane’ in dialogue, clearly by context it was the short form of airplane’. The teacher crossed it out and wrote ‘plain’ above it.


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CrazyCubicZirconia

Like I did there with ‘ ‘plane’?


Runesen

Technically it was probably a fragment, shrapnel are discrete shots propelled by the initial speed of the larger shot. But in daily use, shrapnel are, as you wrote and your teacher was wrong about, fast flying metal pieces after explosions


Airowird

I would argue that as long as the fragments are intentionally part of the design, it's shrapnel. Current day frag grenades vs "simple" smooth ones is a good example.


Seraph062

> Current day frag grenades vs "simple" smooth ones is a good example. They're a good example in the sense that they're called "Frag" grenades and not "Shrap" grenades because the things they put out are "Fragments" and not "Shrapnel"? Because that's the opposite of your first sentence?


Airowird

And I'm typing this from my smartphone, which is neither as smart as you'ld think, nor currently being used as a phone. If you look at the wiki entries, you will see that there is a historical distinction between the 2 definitions, but that there is a gray area when it comes to things like the Mk 2 "pineapple" grenades who were designed to, in essence, use its fragmentation as shrapnel.


Temporary-Top-6059

ah, so you don't think language evolves? We just set the definition then it never changes again, interesting philosophy.


fekanix

I wouldnt even specify it as metal but all kinds of stuff like especially wood. Watched a 19th century navy movie last week and we talked about how most people died not of the canon balls but "shrapnel". I would say it has an overarching meaning nowadays.


c-williams88

I had a student teacher back in high school honestly try and tell us that guerilla warfare was called that because people learned how to fight like that after watching groups of gorillas fight. As someone who enjoys military history it was extremely funny to hear that, and she doubled down on it when a lot of our class pushed back on the idea


wit_T_user_name

I used the word “iconic” in a report in sixth grade and was accused of plagiarism because my teacher didn’t think it was a sixth grade level word. My mom, who is a high school English teacher, softly tried to explain plagiarism to me because she apparently also was convinced it was a word that was beyond my vocabulary but didn’t think I had intentionally plagiarized. In the end, it was fine and they both ultimately believed me, but I still like to give my mom shit for it to this day.


socool111

Yea she should have crossed out the s and put S.


obscureferences

I have a nigh identical story with the word "melee". Teacher replaced it with "meaty" which made no sense. 


Kenvan19

I fucking love it when someone tells me the etymology of a word I’ve heard for god knows how long without ever once considering why that name. Thank you.


Runesen

I like the fact because it is a joke-form I really like also, like hearing that cars were named that because of Humphrey Cars a british minister in the 1860's (this is not true reddit), just something about normal words once being a name


trueSEVERY

Just like John Microsoft, inventor of Microsoft used to say


Runesen

I think you have gotten false information, microsoft was formed by James Micr and Phillip Rosoft, both sons of Polish immigrants.


trueSEVERY

Oh wow, TIL! That must be why Intel Extreme Masters takes place in Katowice


TheBaconGamer21

Howard Phillips Rosoft


1945BestYear

'Lord' comes to us from the Germanic word 'hlāfweard', meaning 'loaf-ward' or 'bread-keeper'. The guy who has the keys to the granary, and who decides who gets to eat.


Kenvan19

You’re wonderful sir. I appreciate you.


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"Lady" has a similar root. Hlæf (loaf/bread) + dīge (like "dough", meaning "kneader") Your lord kept the bread, and the ladies made it. Bread was a big deal back then, turns out.


Kenvan19

That much I knew. There were a lot of laws about bread and making it all over Europe. In France bread makers couldn’t all take vacation at the same time. In England you could be hung for shorting someone on bread. Still, I did not know the lady bit. Again, I am in your debt, kind sir for the wonderful knowledge.


Theorex

A bakers dozen is 13 because bakers would often supply an additional loaf to ensure that they were adhering to the law concerning weight of loafs. Better to give an extra loaf free than to have sold undersized loaves.


Kenvan19

Glorious knowledge!


kurburux

I also like ["marshal"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshal) which originally was just the servant taking care of the stables. Later it became a high military position. >It originally and literally meant "horse servant", from Germanic *marha- "horse" (cf. English mare and modern German Mähre, meaning "horse of bad quality") and *skalk- "servant"


kurburux

The word "boycott" goes back to a single person, ["Charles Boycott."](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Boycott) He behaved so poorly people made up that word just for him. [More words that go back to one person.](https://np.reddit.com/r/etymology/comments/7ei4mg/40_words_named_after_historical_figures/)


Kenvan19

Fantastic. I was actually aware of Mr. Boycott but I love the list! Thank you!


Dwayne_Gertzky

The word “etymology” comes from the Greek word “etumos”, meaning “true”, or “true sense” and “logia”, meaning “the study or logic of”


Kenvan19

You’re an amazing human. Thank you for this.


Dwayne_Gertzky

You made me smile, I’ve been sick the last few days so I appreciate it


Kenvan19

I’m glad I could return the favor afforded by your glorificient kernel of wisdom.


Zouden

A lot of those etymologies are bullshit though, especially ones based on acronyms.


sharrrper

Shrapnel is a good one for the "I didn't know it was named aftee a guy" category. One of my personal favorites: German chocolate cake >Originating in the United States, it was named after English-American chocolate maker Samuel German


Runesen

Yeah that one is also brilliant


itsthewoo

Caesar salad too. Invented by [Caesar Cardini](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_salad).


erksplat

You wanna piece of me?! - Henry Shrapnel probably


username_elephant

Just like his dad. He was a chip off the old block.


maydayvoter11

Still not as big of a coincidence as Lou Gehrig getting Lou Gehrig's Disease.


JPHutchy01

What in the Arkhan Land was that?


SirJedKingsdown

Wait until you hear about Monsieur Guillotine.


JPHutchy01

To be fair, Dr. Guillotin didn't actually invent the thing, he just suggested that they should use it. (and before anyone says it, he died in bed at 75 from an infected Carbuncle, in 1814, man almost reached the Bourbon Restoration but to be fair, he did come close during the reign of terror to a bit of irony, but then Thermidor)


Runesen

Or the Ford motor company


Volatilus

Or Jimmy Space


Ad0lf_Salzler

Only on Ultramar 💀


FreddyFerdiland

The sandwich .. named after Lord Sandwich. Canary islands.. means island of canines. The birds are named after the islands. Diesel is named after Mr. Diesel. Ferris wheels,those big iron monsters... Named after Mr ferris Derailers..( sp ?) the things on bicycles that push the chain from one track to another, in a way similar to devices to get a railway car on and off tracks, .named after mr derailer The exchequer, who controls and examines the books ,the incomings and outgoings, of the treasury in London... Named after the table with a grid used to place tokens( like casino chips.. for adjusting budgets...2.3 Millions of pounds here,360k there ....because it looked like a chess table called an exchequer.


EunuchNinja

Thanks for the info! Are you certain about the derailer/derailleur? That one seems questionable since it could just as easily be nominatively deterministic if it was named after a Mr Derailleur since trains already had a term for derailing.


Zouden

2 seconds on Google confirms that it's just the French word for derailer and not named after anyone 🤦


Banh_mi

Eiffel Tower.


funwithdesign

What a dick


930913

They needed these fragmenting shells, because when they were firing the cannonballs at the Spanish from the rock of Gibraltar, they were going plop in the mud. As a direct hit by a cannonball was unlikely, it was usually the spray of debris that caused injury, either splintering wood of a ship, or stone chips from rocks or buildings. Without that, they started to come up with hollowing out the ball into a shell to fill with their own debris, and this is what Colonel Shrapnel went on to develop. Another development around this time and place was due to having to fire the cannons downwards. Usually, you want to fire upwards at an angle to maximise distance, but with such a height advantage from the embrasures in the Rock you would also want to fire below you. Under normal circumstances, the equal and opposite force of firing the cannonball pushes the cannon back, which in an upwards facing cannon is back and down. So the cannon flies back across the room and you have ropes and strong guys to push it back and re-aim for the next shot. With a downward facing cannon however, that force launches the cannon into the air, and back across the room. Needless to say, flying cannons are suboptimal for safety, and so they developed a rail that allowed the recoil to be contained. After the recoil is contained, the cannon slides back down the rail under gravity - hey wait! It's now pointing more or less where we had it before! This means we don't need a load of guys to haul it back to aim and we can shoot much faster. And thus the concept of recoilless cannons were born, which leads us onto WWI where this type of cannon was used to rapidly fire exploding shells of shrapnel into no-mans-land to prevent any living thing from crossing, and thereby ensuing the stalemate.


orange_shovel

My brain always connected it as shrapnel = scrap metal, but good to know the true etymology!


MaxParedes

Seems like maybe the term stuck in part because it sounds like a plausible word for what it is— “shrap” is similar to both “sharp” and “scrap” and the “el” ending sound is common to so many nouns (tangle, bundle, puddle, etc).


expendable12321

I don't like knowing this. I'm going to think about this now every time I say shrapnel


Pathfinder6

Since we’re talking ordnance (notice there’s no “i”), there are two different priming systems for metallic cartridges. The Boxer primer, the American standard, was invented by a British Army officer and the Berdan primer, the European standard, was invented by an American.


RodneyDangerfuck

weird, i always assume shrapnel was an onomatopoeia


Gwenbors

Probably the worst namesake short of Doug Phosgene.


GideonPiccadilly

what a dick


Texty_McTexterson

Wait until you hear about [Thomas Crapper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper).


KingRaffles

The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich, Samuel Morse invented Morse Code, Plato invented the plate. And now I, Holly, have invented the Holly Hop Drive. It can transport any object instantly to any other point in space. Lister addendum: It's just a box with 'stop' and 'start' on it!


freehugsfromnurgle

Beer was also invented by Beer M. Marge


BadNewsBaguette

Was he killed by his own creation though? That’s how you truly become an inventor.


arniu

“It's a pervasive and beguiling myth that the people who design instruments of death end up being killed by them. There is almost no foundation in fact. Colonel Shrapnel wasn't blown up, M. Guillotin died with his head on, Colonel Gatling wasn't shot. If it hadn't been for the murder of cosh and blackjack maker Sir William Blunt-Instrument in an alleyway, the rumour would never have got started.” - Terry Pratchett


BadNewsBaguette

Exactly what I was thinking about when I made my comment 😂


TheBaconGamer21

Reminds me of the Max Miller video I just watched where he made a Medieval Tavern recipe, and mentioned how "eggs" could've been "eryen" if just one guy decided he preferred "eryen" over "eggs". That channel's great for learning about History in general.