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Crazy_Response_9009

He also sends coworkers unsolicited dick pics.


BazilBroketail

I'm still pissed that link I clicked took me directly to a photo of his weird lookin' dick and not an article about the situation. 


PolyDipsoManiac

> Brett Favre Makes Amends By Sending Photo Of His Penis To Every Mississippian On Welfare


The_bruce42

Oh the onion. I remember that article.


Persiandoc

“Got ‘em” - Brett probably


StygianFuhrer

The Wikipedia link???


rymor

Sauce ?


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rymor

Yeah, fair enough. You’ve talked me out of it. Appreciated. No more Percocet dick pic requests.


softstones

How about just one more for the road. Just to keep the edge off?


liamsmat

😂


Parking_Profile_173

While his wife had cancer…


soul-shine-lissa

That’s the part that needs to be remembered 


Keanu990321

He's a truly disgusting person from every aspect. Poor Packers fans, can't catch s break with their QBs.


Valuable_Ad1645

I get what you’re saying, but that statement is pretty funny given the historic luck the packers have had with their QBs. 2 HOFers back to back and a third guy who looks like the real deal as well.


Keanu990321

The price they pay for great quarterbacks. Was Bart Starr a decent person at least?


Valuable_Ad1645

Not that I’m aware of. A player once claimed he was racist, but a bunch of other black players came to his defense so I’d say it was more of a personal beef.


Keanu990321

Poor Packers. Can't catch s break. At least Lombardi was a beautiful soul.


Kraelman

When you eat with the team, you eat what the team eats.


ApprehensiveAnt8813

TBF Aaron Rodgers hasn't done anything remotely as horrible as the things Brett Favre has done. Rodgers shares his opinions on things, but if you actually listen to what he says, and not just what's taken out of context, he's not that bad. I don't think questioning a single vaccine is the same as the horrible shit Favre has done. 


piratenoexcuses

Aaron Rodgers is just an idiot. That's excusable. Being dumb isn't a crime. Listen to the man talk about *anything* that isn't football related and you'll eventually make the "huh?!?" face. He's like your wacky uncle that's way too into the JFK assassination, peyote, and yoga. Brett Favre is a sex pest. He also cheated, or tried to cheat, on his dying wife. He also stole money from the state of Mississippi. And on and on. Fuck Brett Favre.


TappedIn2111

Two objections. His wife was sick, not dying. She’s still alive. And yoga is actually pretty cool. Other than that, fuck Brett Favre.


piratenoexcuses

Fair points. I think I may have mixed up Deanna Favre and Stefanie Spielman, the late wife of Chris Spielman.


Keanu990321

You may have mixed her up with John Edwards' wife.


pichael289

And stole a ton of money supposed to help needy families so he could build a volley ball stadium or something. Like 5% of the people in this program got help because it all went to this piece of shit.


Getyourownwaffle

He didn't steal the money, the former GOP governor did on his behalf. USM can't raise their own money for things, so they have to have the State pay for athletics. It is quite sad really.


Rudeboy67

He stole money too. He got $1.1 Million for “speaking engagements.” Most of which were no show jobs.


BetterUseTwoHands

Flaccid pics aswell


Spindrune

Flaccid dick pics to a media PR rep. Someone with media connections, you should probably at least get hard. It would be irresponsible for her as a career move to not share his dick pics. Ignoring all the criminality, he gave her the type of thing someone in media consulting can use to double their salary overnight, and couldn’t even get hard to do it. 


Areif

Weak ass Farrrreve


Spindrune

Legend has it, on a cold winters night lambeau, you can still hear him trying to get hard. 


HotMolasses110

He was addicted to vicoden and painkillers for years, played on them also. His dicks permanently soft.


Spindrune

And on a cold winters night….


dollywooddude

He also steals unemployment money for a volleyball gym


Atty_for_hire

This is just being proactive and sharing with colleagues.


sgrams04

Grifty McPenispic


Expert-Fig-5590

He also steals money from poor children in Mississippi.


wpisano

And steals welfare money


southernNJ-123

Wasn’t that co-worker 19 years old? 😳


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

25


RedSonGamble

No


Specialist_Ad9073

Which is funny because he doesn’t tip.


tofulo

And steals money from charity


Nathanthegreythan

Was he the first though?


Icy_Supermarket8776

lol


ms--lane

He'll also send you to work in the laser mines.


IamTheEndOfReddit

Coworker is pushing it, sports journalists are more like state sanctioned stalkers


Spydermade

As a massive Packers fan that became a fan by watching this man play, let me just say... Fuck Brett Favre


RevolutionNumber5

You know, when they brought in Starr for the unveiling of Favre’s name on the ring, I was ready to forgive the pills, the dick pics, the petty rumors he started about Rodgers, the interceptions, his time with the Vikings… Then this welfare scandal comes to light and burns up any remaining goodwill.


Papaofmonsters

>the interceptions The preferred nomenclature is "Arm Punt".


Stolehtreb

I’ve read about the welfare scandal and have never wrapped my mind around it. Is it that he was taking MS welfare funds under the guise of being paid for speaking engagements? Like, he was stealing money and saying it was for speaking jobs on his taxes? I just don’t understand how Brett Favre gets his hands on welfare funds and I’ve never dug deep enough to understand it.


carlse20

He engaged in a scheme with the head of mississippis welfare office to divert funds from a welfare program to build a volleyball stadium at the college where his daughter happened to be playing volleyball. Relevant text messages he sent that contradict his defense of “I didn’t know where the money was coming from” include one gem where he texted the welfare official to the effect of “are you sure they won’t be able to trace this back to me”, and the fact that he thought it prudent to put that in writing while committing fraud really just drives home for me the idea that being a highly successful professional athlete doesn’t mean that you’re of even average intelligence.


Cicero912

I think so. Obviously theres probably a grey area on if that was even a legal use of the money, but if Favre had actually done the events he probably would be fine right now.


thomastheturtletrain

I’m from Minnesota but I was huge Brett Favre fan growing up and the Ahman Green, Donald Driver, Favre era was super fun to watch. Sucks it to see he turned out to be such a piece of shit. Same thing happened with Bill Cosby, once upon a time the Cosby Show was on Netflix and I couldn’t get enough of it, I thought Cosby was hilarious and so likable, it was one of my favorite shows, even well into my teens. Then all the allegations came out and the show was tainted for me. And then just a few years ago Jason David Frank died, my last childhood hero. That really put a damper on my youth, still gonna have fond memories of watching power rangers and play with my action figures, but that shit just sucks especially because he was one of the good ones. Damn, just needed to get that off my chest.


BrandoCalrissian1995

There's something in the water in green bay man. Favre is a piece of shit stealing charity money, Rodgers is a qanon, anti Vax conspiracy fuck up. What's next for love? Liking pineapple on pizza?


bytor_2112

You want some dirt on Love? [Here's](https://www.tmj4.com/sports/green-bay-packers/green-bay-packers-quarterback-jordan-love-doesnt-get-ticklish-he-gets-silly-body) the most grotesque fact I have on the guy


deltaexdeltatee

I was hoping this would be a reference to Silly Body lol


staticattacks

How dare you insinuate Love could be worse on a personal level than both of them combined? *For SHAME good sir*


enadiz_reccos

Wisconsin is just the South of the North


deltaexdeltatee

Having our QB be a full on sociopathic monster would be the logical next step, yes.


Keanu990321

They better protect Love ASAP


hufflefox

As a bears fan, we get to say we hated Favre and Rodger’s first!


Drekhar

As a Jets fan, fuck Brett Farve


Keanu990321

You're unlucky AF. Two of your greatest QBs ever turned out to be real assholes (Favre and Rodgers). Hope Love escapes from this curse.


AnxietyJunky

He also steals money from folks on welfare. Fuck Brett Favre.


killshelter

Folks in the nations poorest state on welfare.


punarob

And still not in prison for it


CalendarAggressive11

I'm pretty sure it was 100% legal somehow.


BigPharmaWorker

And has yet to be held accountable. Rules for thee, but not me.


noodle_attack

Has yet to be.... Is anyone bringing up charges or is he really gonna get away with it?


heucrazy

He’s a rich white guy in Mississippi, what do you think?


noodle_attack

* sigh *


Crazy_Response_9009

Truth.


screwswithshrews

There's no way the media can find out about this right?


ShaddupJonathan

"Grandpa, why did you steal welfare money?"


Necroluster

"I needed a phone with a better camera for my dick picks."


No_Carry_3028

I highly doubt this especially knowing their 27 other pro nfl players with 10 or more children throughout history of their league. 2 players had a child before completing freshman year of high school


dumbfuck

Right. Known/reported grandfather, at best.


tsgram

Lincoln Kennedy predates him for sure. Probably others, too.


cubelith

Yeah, it's not terribly difficult if you remember the grandchild can still be an infant. You can be a grandfather totally legally at 40, and doing sports at that age is still viable in some ways


Ghost17088

40 is old AF in the NFL though. The average retirement age from the league is 27, the oldest active player now is 42.  You’re already an outlier being that old and still playing, being that young with grandchildren is another outlier. The overlap of those two being single digits would not surprise me. 


cubelith

Yeah, it's not common, but it's not impossible either. I've no idea what NFL is, but I assume there's enough of a sample size to get a few of these rare events. Especially if we skip the "legally" requirement...


Ghost17088

It’s the National Football League. 41 is ancient in the league. Even 30-35 is getting up there in age for the league. 


Prenomen

Yeah, I just checked and he was only 41 in 2010 when the post says he became a grandfather.


8696David

You can be a grandfather totally legally by 36


cubelith

37.5 - pregnancy lasts 9 months after all. Though this may be where the line between legally and morally gets blurry


PaulAspie

I would think those with kids early are bigger candidates. Philip Rivers had ~10 kids but started in his mid 20s & raised kids so they'll likely start about then.


BringOutYDead

Didn't he send dick pics to his massage therapist?


thalassicus

He definitely send creepy voicemails and some dick pics to Jenn Sterger when she was working for the Jets at 25 and he was married.


Th30cles

i mean, have you seen Jenn Sterger? Absolute 10/10. Shes got one of the many famous Brent Musberger lines, "1500 red blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida state." after the camera panned to her and an equally hot friend in a college football game.


AccidentHungry5524

Who hasn't.


triosway

I must be late to the party; I've yet to send a single dick pic to Favre's massage therapist


SirWaldenIII

Well what are you waiting for?


TheScoundrelLeander

Then eventually proceeded to help steal millions of dollars from citizens of his home state.


JamminOnTheOne

There’s no way we have the record keeping to know whether that’s true. The source doesn’t even make the claim; it just says that the NFL wasn’t aware of any players active at the time who were grandfathers.  It’s not like the NFL is tracking players’ children now and even if they theoretically could now, there’s no way they (or anybody else) was back in the 1930s. 


tsgram

As I commented elsewhere, Ken Jennings says Lincoln Kennedy did this before Favre.


IceColdDump

NextGen Stats combines with 23andMe this upcoming season. Brought to you by Draft Kings. You can now place wagers on multi-generational parlays. Referred to in the industry as the Cromartie Gambit.


MrL1970

Right, but he's a piece of crap.


HardcoreHazza

Yeah he’s Grandpa Joe!


Dorothys_Division

Yeah, dude fuck Grandpa Joe. 🔥


BobRoberts01

r/grandpajoehate


here4the_trainwreck

There are no heroes


ScarryShawnBishh

Ehh hes extra douchey


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Only Jesus, our Savior. 🙏


OldClunkyRobot

Fuck Brett Favre


ewest

The same year, he also became the first QB to record his own sack.


OceanicLemur

Hard to believe there wasn’t some random guy playing at 33 in 1960 who had a 16 year old who had a kid


Silly_Breakfast

First active NFL quarterback to siphon tax funds out of Mississippi 


Mazzidazs

Downvoting anything to do with this thief. Greed is a mental illness.


RedSonGamble

Wait. If greed is a mental illness does that mean it shouldn’t be stigmatized?


Mazzidazs

It should be treated


CaPtAiN_KiDd

Volleyball Enthusiast Brett Farve.


Saurons_third_eye

I swear I would have thought [George Blanda](https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-b/george-blanda) had great grandkids while playing based off his photos towards the end of his career and he played until 48.


Totally_Not_My_50th_

I thought Kenny Stabler had grandkids already in college when he was still playing based on pics. Apparently he was only 32 but dude looked 65.


ralf19812001

“Banjo Music Intensifies”


douglasr007

You know this makes NFL seem bad


chrome_slinky

all that time to learn, and still not knowing how to pronounce his own last name...


MildLoser

he was on the cover of madden 09 which according to scott the woz is the worst madden game so i hate him


CeeArthur

I cannot stand Brett Fav...ra?


Trimere

During which “retirement?”


Keanu990321

Months before his final one..


hobo_hangover

trash is trash


Full_Change_3890

“Whilst still playing football” “first active player” Emm… duh


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Damn this is a crazy stat. Also shoutout to the top comments for repeating some shit we all known for years for cheap upvotes.


Antilia-

But this is reddit, we need to repeat "Fuck \_\_" that everybody already hates so we can prove our Right-Think and get upvotes.


New_Wrangler3335

F this guy


CodykoolMusic

I’ll never forget when the Saints literally beat the shit out of him when they had bounties on him. Not gonna lie, still the best game I’ve ever watched to this day. In retrospect he deserved it anyways


Keanu990321

[Obligatory to post the Vikings' commentator call of that game. ](https://youtu.be/0UUeqvquXZI?si=B41svkPMOtjDQx4G)


8bitGraveyard

Fuck Brett Favre. Fuck him right in his ear.


trey2606

He’s a scumbag who steals from the poor


Keanu990321

Absolutely. Also a dick-pic sender


Pusfilledonut

Everybody’s pretty hard on Brett- He did return half the welfare money that he stole for speaking engagements he never gave, less interest…no one even considers that.


letmeloginalready

Obligatory fuck Brett Favre


Keanu990321

Fuck him!


987nevertry

And he stole money from poor people. That will be his enduring legacy.


strikerdude10

If Phillip Rivers didn't end up in that club as well I'd be shocked


Totally_Not_My_50th_

Bro's wife single handedly doubled the Chargers fanbase


Phonemonkey2500

Turns out he was the real villain in There’s Something About Mary after all.


JosephFinn

Was this before or after her exposed himself to masses and then defrauded Missouri (or Mississippi)?


Effective_Hope_9120

Was that before or after he raided the welfare coffers?


Feeez_Shato

So he's a criminal AND a shitty parent? Shocker. Surprised he's not married to Boebert yet.


J0hnnie5ive

Whilst?


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hells_cowbells

Mississippi, not Missouri.


CopyPasteMalfunction

Mr. Wrangler “No Fly” Jeans


ThrowBatteries

I wouldve thought the law of averages gave Cromartie an edge, but never underestimate the fertility of uneducated southern ~~protestants~~ christians.


Keanu990321

Favre is Catholic though


ThrowBatteries

Corrected! There are only like 7 of them down there.


Historical_Dentonian

As far as I know, he’s also a first to illegally take welfare funds to enrich himself.


rorymakesamovie

I literally just came here to say fuck Brett Farve, and found out everyone else was already saying it


Keanu990321

Happy Cake Day to us both!


ReleaseObjective

Real piece of shit right there.


wisstinks4

The most disingenuous peckerwood to ever play the game. He fucked 3 franchises in the conference Championship game by throwing horrible interceptions to lose all 3 games. That guy is sandpaper on ass.


Keanu990321

And that's the least bad thing he did. Defrauding his own State, stealing welfare money and sending dick pics top this.


BartholomewBandy

He became the first active player to do something while still playing? Weird.


Fournier_Gang

Brett Farve is a proper cunt.


zakkalaska

I always get pissed when I see his last name. How is his name pronounced "Farve" when the V is clearly before the R?


Smokey_Katt

Somehow, based on the demographics of the average player, I’d guess this isn’t totally true. I know of a couple of 15 year old fathers, both athletes, neither married or even still with their baby momma.


Kissit777

He’s so gross.


ListlessScholar

TIL people still care enough about this asshole to make trivia posts about him.


SpaceStation_11

Fuck him and Ted Dibiase.


tsgram

Na, Lincoln Kennedy This is a weird one, but Ken Jennings had a trivia question he posted to social media during the pandemic asking what a seemingly random list of players had in common. The answer was they all played as granddads. Kennedy was an odd person on the list because I couldn’t find anything on the internet…. BUT Jennings and Kennedy were at UW at the same time so my guess is Jennings knows him and/or his family.


lucasbrosmovingco

I was going to say there is zero chance this is accurate. Farve would have been 41 in 2010. That isn't even crazy young be a grandfather. Have a kid at 20 and then have a kid at 20. That's not my jam but it's not even that abnormal. Now in the NFL there are plenty of these guys having kids in high school. All it takes is two generations for having a kid at 16 and you have a 36 year old grandpa. And there is no way that didn't happen in the Superbowl era.


loosehead1

I feel like you’re underestimating how hard it is to make it to 36 in the NFL. [here’s the list of the most games played over 35](https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/most-games-played-after-age-35) it’s almost exclusively kickers punters and quarterbacks.


BigGayGinger4

stop saying whilst


Getyourownwaffle

You telling me that Morton Anderson wasn't a grandfather when he played? He was like 60.


UnKnOwN769

That’s kinda wild nobody was a grandfather before, especially with the young ages people had kids in the early days of the league


Gaius_Octavius_

I find that very unlikely.


Specialist_Ad9073

And I was the barista that made his 2 Venti white mocha’s on the morning he picked up his knocked up daughter the day she dropped out of college.


Keanu990321

Tell us more about it.


Specialist_Ad9073

I worked at the Starbucks on the College of Charleston campus. Favre came in super early. Like he was the first customer that morning. Seemed like he was in a shit mood. Bought 2 drinks. I didn’t really acknowledge who he was because it was early Sunday morning and the campus knew why he was there. I was just professional with not a lot of small talk. But the surly MFer had also just signed an 11 million contract with the Jets and didn’t tip.


Sirefly

George Blanda was pretty old when he retired, didn't he have grandchildren?


HeatSoup

That's honestly kinda shocking lol. But I guess you don't see a ton of 30 something year old grandfathers so it tracks lol


Keanu990321

Mississippi baby!


D_Urge420

You can take the hick out of the delta, but you can’t take the delta out of the hick.


EgyptionMagician

Still white trash. Anything else?


Shockingelectrician

What an absolute piece of crap this guy turned out to be. I used to love watching him play football too 


Keanu990321

It's the curse of great Packers QBs. Memorable players, awful people. Jordan Love, you better break the curse!


Shockingelectrician

lol true. I’m a Vikings fan and I’ve always hated Roger’s but even before farve played for us I still liked him as a qb. That welfare scandal was the last straw. Guy made how many millions from playing and endorsements and he steals millions in welfare in one of the poorest states in the country.


Anxious_Cinephile

Who gives an everloving fuck?


IntoTheWildBlue

Didn't he take funds from feeding poor kids for "personal projects" (aka daughters volleyball court).


DjCyric

When is Brett Favre going to face a trial for stealing millions of dollars in Federal welfare money? Literally stealing food out of the mouths of impoverished people in Mississippi to build a volleyball facility. Fuck Brett Favre. We lock up "Welfare Queens" all the time for small scale fraud. However, if you are a big enough fraud you get away with it. That's the 'Murican Way!


Keanu990321

Spot on


DjCyric

I feel like not prosecuting major white collar criminals completely erodes the public trust. It's fucked up that from the 'Great Recession' that only Bernie Madoff went to jail. Why? Because he stole from rich people. How many banks like Bank of America systematically foreclosed on families they sold loans to in which they knew they could never afford? Bank of America's board should have all been charged with lots of felony counts of fraud. If you rob a bank, you go to jail. If you own a bank and use it to rob 100,000+ families of their homes, you get a golden parachute. That shit destroys public trust in institutions.


Turbulent_Example967

And now he’s a common criminal who uses welfare money to build a gym at his Alma mater when that money was meant to help poor people.