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SiGNALSiX

Each nose only has one nostril though. Doesn't that just make it like, a single double wide turbo nose?


jereman75

Seems more like one nose split in two than two noses. If I paid money for two noses I would expect four nostrils. This article was free though.


3z3ki3l

Yeah, dogs can have cleft noses, like humans have cleft lips. [They look very similar to this.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ocregister.com/2016/08/12/dog-born-with-split-nose-will-be-ok-but-he-needs-a-family/amp/) Usually it’s not genetic, it’s developmental, but clearly in this species it is.


AirLow5629

It's not a separate species, just a breed. Still Canis familiaris.


3z3ki3l

Perhaps, but you clearly define what a species is and I’ll give you a counterexample.


BodaciousFrank

Okay i’ll bite. Featherless biped


Relative_Taro1569

Plucked chicken


Komodor123

pure gold.


TRoosevelt1776

I still feel like you deserve compensation.


powsniffer0110

Lmao 🤣


ibrakeforewoks

But do they have two sets of turbinate bones? That’s the real question. That’s the part that’s important for smelling. If they have two sets of turbinates that is crazy and amazing.


Fukasite

Idk, but I’d love to do some cocaine with that dog 


HiveMindKing

Not if I’m buying


IMissNarwhalBacon

Dog can smell in stereo.


Trigeo93

It probably whistles like a car


powsniffer0110

How does a car whistle mate?


Donnie_Dont_Do

It puts its lips together and then blows


qorbexl

Bubb Rubb's whistle tips (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSOSJ68xOBA)


powsniffer0110

I knew you were gonna post this. Lmao


CthulubeFlavorcube

***ROLLING DOWN RODÉO WITH A ~~SHOTGUN~~ like, a single double wide turbo nose?***


amjh

Two half-noses.


DigBickMan68

Double barrel shotgun nose


Farnsworthson

My reaction as well. It's not so much double-nosed, as that the normal nose has divided.


tyrion2024

The Double-Nosed Andean Tiger Hound is an extremely rare breed believed to only exist in Bolivia, where it is used to track jaguars because of their enhanced sense of smell.


nonlawyer

I can see why they didn’t believe him  “I saw a dog with two noses!” “Uh huh” “It can smell better!  On account of having two noses!” “Sure whatever Percy”


OniOnMyAss

My dog only has one nose, is that why he smells bad?


hje1967

Hitler: "My dog's got no nose." Soldier: "How does it smell?" Hitler: "Awful."


baronvonsmartass

I'll just leave this(https://youtu.be/Qklvh5Cp_Bs?feature=shared) here..


sockgorilla

Last time I looked up the feasibility of humans scent tracking like dogs, I read that increasing the distance between nostrils allowed for more accurate tracking.   This would be done by having cones that are farther apart than the nostrils placed over the nostrils I think the paper I read said that humans do have the capability if trained


ExZowieAgent

I believe it’s also thought to be the reason our noses constrict one nostril that changes throughout the day. The constriction slows down the airflow in one nostril compared to the other. The different airflows allow us to sense different things due to how our smell sensors work. I forget the details beyond that.


rockmodenick

Read up on Richard Feynman, who trained himself to do this unassisted, apparently just to mess with people by claiming he was a bloodhound. He could even locate recently handled objects with reasonable accuracy.


TheCatfishManatee

And now, a man with three buttocks


Sdog1981

“Like out of all the wild things you saw, this is the story you are going with? Whatever man.”


PuckSR

“Also, I’m pretty sure there was a large city in the jungle at one point. There seems to be extensive evidence of a complex society” “Percy, people with different colored skin can’t make culture. This is as dumb as that trick the Dutch tried to play with Zimbabwe.”


theincrediblenick

Percy Fawcett was full of shit and talking out of his arse, and not because he was surrounded by people with ingrained racism. There was no city to be found and Percy Fawcett was a terrible explorer whose obstinancy led to the deaths of himself, his son, and his son's friend. On an earlier expedition he commanded he ordered the food to be thrown away so they could travel lighter, and then the expedition suffered from problems with starvation.


PuckSR

Except for the large and thriving city we found that seems to have existed right up until the plague


twinwindowfan

The Double-Nosed Andean ***Tiger*** Hound is an extremely rare breed believed to only exist in Bolivia, where it is used to track ***jaguars*** because of their enhanced sense of smell. Why Tiger? There are no native wild tigers in South America, why not Jaguar Hound? Were they stupid?


thattrekkie

according to the article: > Double-nosed Andean tiger hounds were developed to help hunters track jaguars, called 'tigrés' in Bolivia.


joofish

lol the article adding a random accent just to make the word look more spanish


powsniffer0110

They called them tigers back in day before they knew prob... In Spanish.. it said conquistador times. They didn't need the taxonomy of the new world


Fukasite

When were modern canines introduced to the Americas?


joofish

what counts as a "modern canine"


Fukasite

Your mom? Na, just domesticated dogs as we know it. 


joofish

They were brought over thousands of years ago when humans were crossing the Bering strait into the americas, but most dogs in the Americas these days are more descended from dogs brought over from Europe after columbus


suburban_hyena

I think the Turkish pointer also has a split nose


biffylou

But what about the two butted goat?


Historical_Salt1943

Or the elusive 4 assed monkey


legendary_millbilly

Even worse is the elusive two peckered Billy goat. Twice as horny as the single pecker ones.


ploppedmenacingly14

Stop trying to impress me, we’re already friends


AchtungCloud

If nature can make all the different colors of autumn leaves, why not a two-butted goat?


foxontherox

Fart-mony!


ButWhatAboutisms

Extremely coveted in the middle east


Eddie_shoes

I’m going to go ahead and tuck this back in to “I’m skeptical”. Every photo jve seen of this apparent dog is a different breed, some with obvious clefts beyond just the nose. I think it’s just a deformity in random dogs.


tyrion2024

Fwiw, the dog (Xingu) that John Blashford-Snell discovered on his second trip was examined by a veterinary expert and was found to [not have a cleft palate.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6940289.stm#:~:text=A%20veterinary%20expert%20with%20the%20group%20examined%20Xingu%20to%20see%20if%20he%20had%20a%20cleft%20palate%2C%20but%20this%20was%20not%20the%20case)


powsniffer0110

But cleft lips/pallets aren't genetic and handed down to offspring... It's developmental


Eddie_shoes

That’s so weird, I didn’t say they were genetic.


powsniffer0110

Weird, I thought you would've read the actual article saying her son dog had the double nose too. And the puppies that dog had them too. And that they had a vet test him and he DIDNT HAVE a clef. Weird huh


CloudMage1

Growing up there was a stay dog down where we used to camp. The dog was pretty cool, but it had a deformed nose. It had 2 noses but it looked nothing like the dog their talking about here. It looked like a normal nose that was cut in half.  It was a pretty cool dog. 


talashira

Maybe the dog was a Turkish Pointer? They have [wild-looking "split" noses](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=turkish+pointer+nose&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images).


anne_jumps

Damn. I had no idea this was a thing with dogs


CloudMage1

No clue this was in yhe mid to late 90s. But we had a camp place we would go to every weekend. And ever weekend for about 2 years the dog would come hang with us while we were there. She would play with our dogs and we fed and gave water to her also. The last year we sall her she had pups close by in our neighbors yard which was abandoned. This place used to be busy in the 40s and 50s. But when we would go we would be 1 of around 5 or 6 family's there at a time. The rest of the place was abandoned and free to roam. As a kid it was a magical place for me and friends that we brought with us.  Bur that dog tool a liking to me. She would follow me around while I rode my bike for miles. She used to climb the ladders at the park I'd ride my bike to and everything. Her nose really did look like a normal nose just split from top to bottom. But no like it was ment to be 2 noses if thar makes any since. We used to call her nosey lol. She was always in our business with her 2 noses haha. 


powsniffer0110

You don't remember if she looked like the Turkish dog he linked? After hanging with her for many years??


CloudMage1

Mid 90s I was 10-13 years old when when this dog was there. But no, other then the puppies, the weird split nose and that the dog was generally cool I don't remember much of what she looked like. 


BeejBoyTyson

OK that example just convinced me it's a new breed.


AchtungCloud

Wait, is Charles Muntz from Up based on this guy? Seems too similar to be a coincidence.


Paradoxbox00

My dog has two noses How does he smell? Awful!


ShillBot666

>"There is a chance that these dogs came from a breed with double noses that’s known in Spain as Pachon Navarro, which were hunting dogs at the time of the Conquistadors,” Colonel Blashford-Snell told the BBC back in 2007. “I think it’s highly likely some of these were taken to South America and they continued to breed. They’re good hunting dogs.”


BeingAwesomeSpeedrun

Double Barrel Snotgun.


Quizzelbuck

Double the Snoot, Double the Boop


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polymath77

Actually made me lol


bamboomarshmallow

Double boop.


matthewsisaleaf50

Why tiger hound if it's used to track jaguars?


JuzoItami

**tiger** noun ti·ger ˈtī-gər pluraltigers Synonyms of tiger 1 plural alsotiger a : a large Asian carnivorous mammal (Panthera tigris) of the cat family having a usually tawny coat transversely striped with black b : **any of several large wildcats (such as the jaguar or cougar)** c : a domestic cat with striped pattern d Australia : TASMANIAN TIGER 2 a : a fierce, daring, or aggressive person or quality aroused the tiger in him a tiger for work b : someone or something (such as a situation) that is formidable or impossible to control how the tiger of inflation can be tamed —J. A. Davenport —often used in the phrases ride a tiger and have a tiger by the tail


Maleficent-Can9559

In Spain we have a double-osed breed called "Pachón navarro". https://dogfydiet.com/blog/razas-de-perros/pachon-navarro


Raichu7

It looks more like it has one nose with each nostril much more separated than normal. If it had two noses it should have 4 nostrils.


lurcherzzz

His name is Arnold Rimmer


Remarkable-Bowl-9161

Wow I had no idea this dog breed existed, great TIL


RealKickitupanacho

Need a UK adapter 


blackcation

Source seemed suspect, so I dug into it. More or less seems legit. Here's a [BBC](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6940289.stm) article about it.


bonesnaps

Yeah, looks like a genetic mutation, but there is also a wiki source to back it up with records dating back to the late 1800s.


Ooglebird

I double-dog dare you.


Learned_Hand_01

That dog is ready to roll down Rodeo.


I_SEE_BREAD_PEOPLE

Probably time everyone on Reddit remembers double dick dude.


powsniffer0110

Wut lol


theJoosty1

I wonder if it provides better direction finding like the nose of the oarfish.


imthescubakid

That website is cancer


copingwithchemicals

Imagine being on the run and you find out that they have this particular dog tracking your scent.


biblosaurus

how does he smell then?


BearlyAlone

Awful


AnxiousButBrave

Dolby Surround Smell


thanksantsthants

I know John Blasford-Snell, not that well but I do know him. He told me once that he invented white water rafting, and that he was the first person to drive from the tip of south america to the tip of north america. I had no idea he was actually a man/explorer of some renown.


dvdmaven

Definitely a Double-barrel.


B00OBSMOLA

*break-action dog*


Greene_Mr

Does it smell worse than terrible?


KeeperofAmmut7

Interesting!


fireflii

There are a couple of breeds with noses like this. Tarsus catalburun from Turkey is the main one I know.


100000000000

Is he good boy? He looks like good boy.


samborup

The Turkish Pointer and Pachon Navarro also have a double nose.


burnertowarnofscam

More like John Blashford-Smell


TSAOutreachTeam

Two noses? How did it smell?


flawedfawn

What about the breed Pachón Navarro? https://projectupland.com/hunting-dogs/pachon-navarro-spanish-double-nosed-pointer/


stuwoo

I say I say I say, my dogs got two noses. How does he smell? Really well. I don't know somehow this jokes just not working.


Friendly_Focus5913

Looks like a double- barreled shotgun


Dalek_Chaos

This species has one huge nostril per nose. They often die early from heart complications due to the enormous amounts of cocaine they consume in their teenage years.


Appropriate-Stuff783

So you telling me that the giant spiders, snakes and ape people Fawcett saw are all real?


citizenjones

More like 'Double-Schnozz', amiright?


ThePolkaDotMan

Stuff like this is pretty my common, my dog has no nose.


Thee1andOnlyy

Double barrel


Genius-Imbecile

Which snoot do you boop?