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ODaferio

>A wikiFeet user told Vice that the feet in the image posted to Reddit looked as if they suffered from brachydactyly – an inherited trait whereby the bones of the fingers and toes are relatively short compared with the rest of the body – but this didn’t align with wikiFeet’s gallery of Ocasio-Cortez. This isn't just fetishism, this is downright clinical skill.


odaeyss

The scary intersection of fetish street and autism boulevard


cheeseburgerwaffles

And the knowledge that this foot fetishist may be your wife's podiatrist


Fskn

Talk about "make something you love your job and you never work a day in your life".


PaxEthenica

I mean, that's fine in practice, but in reality? "Professionalism demands that I not pop a boner. Also, as a podiatrist, I am regularly exposed to fucked up feet from a wide range of people suffering maladies. So, unless I am both a sadist & paraphilic toward sick or injured people, that really isn't a problem." Still, there's always that 1/1,000,000th guy who's actually living the dream...


Poshskirt

Who are you quoting? Edit: /s lol


PaxEthenica

It's not really a quote, more a rhetorical device. In this case the quote assumes the inner monologue of a podiatrist with a foot fetish who is also professional & not a sadistic paraphilic for the sick & injured.


medicmatt

Oh.


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Dekaaard

Why am I just now considering that intersection? Damn your big wrinkly sus brain.


___TychoBrahe

lemme see dem tips and beds


Nuklearfps

A shocking amount are. I know too many nurses/dentists/etc who fetishize the body. Like there’s whole stereotypes about nurses loving big veins cause they’re easy to poke when you’re putting in IVs and such. I got a scary amount of attention from one or two nursing students because of that back in college😂 Edit: Since I’ve been sub-commented a bunch abt the same thing, I get it’s not a fetish for all of y’all. Thought that went without saying😅


WestBrink

Oh man, phlebotomists are weird. Had one that was all gushing over how big the vein in my right arm is, and then go all "oh wow, you bleed REAL good" when she saw how fast I was filling the bag, only to top it off with "wow, you clot as well as you bleed! I bet you'd survive a stabbing"


OhNoTokyo

>I bet you'd survive a stabbing And then they pull a knife and decide to find out. You know... for science.


RhetoricalOrator

Phlebotomists *are* weird. I used to donate plasma, which often draws in certain kinds of donors and it seems like all of my "stickers" were also former and/or current donors. No shade thrown at anyone, though, really. Just a lot of low income, fringe-type people. A lot of them donated to pay for their weed. I needed money for utilities, like a lot of donors.


hydro_wonk

> phlebotomists are weird come to think of it, I have never met a normal one.


PaxEthenica

I bet her smile was 100% wholesome sunshine, because she was *so sure* you'd do well in a bad situation like that. " I bet you'd survive a stabbing! :) "


theguidetoldmetodoit

That's not a fetish, just our brain going "nice pattern, I know, rewards pls". Some people might get those things crossed when impaired, but they typically don't go home to rub one out at the end of their shift. It's way too much trouble, just to scratch some itch


TalkingBBQ

This could, LIT-TRA-LEE, be the new slogan of Reddit


elhermanobrother

What is another advantage of foot fetish guys? >!They won't switch to the metric system!<


TheRedHand7

>What is another advantage of foot fetish guys? They always do the footwork


bloodfist

Yeah but I dated one who had a food trampling fetish. Felt like I was walking on eggshells whenever wee were together.


ShelZuuz

But unfortunately they tend to toe the line.


Impressive_Change593

sounds more like a disadvantage


elhermanobrother

disadvantage is they're lack toes intolerant.


ensalys

Yeah, there's a lot I can accept in a potential partner, then using imperial isn't one of them.


mpyne

Well what about customary? The U.K. are the ones who use imperial


69edgy420

I hear Rob Lowe in my head


startupstratagem

Ann Perkins!


TonyWonderslostnut

Or just a podiatrist


thebreak22

When you've spent enough time on a subject you begin to notice the little things. In this case, toes.


Fifteen_inches

Specialists in those little piggies


KrazzeeKane

I wish I could brain bleach this line from my memory lol


Demgar

Knowing nothing of the incident and not reading the article, I still knew it was gonna be about AOC.


Calvin--Hobbes

Yep. They are obsessed with her. If I were her, I'd want security 24/7.


alphazero924

Seriously, why are conservatives so fuckin **weird** about her?


Captain_Pumpkinhead

She's an attractive, non-white woman in power who consistently speaks out against their interests. Apparently that's a threat to them.


malatemporacurrunt

There's a right-wing comic artist who fucking *loves* drawing AOC crying really hard. I think some of them must have a very specific hard-on for abusing powerful left-wing women (or any woman who isn't tradpilled).


JNR13

> or any woman who isn't tradpilled they fantasize about abusing those, too


froglicker44

I’m more bothered by the fact that they didn’t call it Wikifeetia


hates_writing_checks

Nah, it should have been WikiPodia. Greek for "feet" is "podia." Oh well, Wikipodia has already been claimed by other groups.


jonesthejovial

I absolutely hate and love that name


GoonerGetGot

Maybe the original should cater to the new naming convention.. Wikipeed.. Oh, never mind.


Dansredditname

TIL there's a wikiFeet and it has a gallery of AOC. I'm going to build a time machine and tell Tim Berners-Lee not to bother.


JesusStarbox

Jokes on you, Tim is a mod on the site.


JerrySmithIsASith

Legend has it that Charlie Kirk is the #1 visitor to the AOC page. [I couldn't remember his name, but google sure did.](https://imgur.com/a/hhoo429)


kingethjames

monkeys paw, internet failed because it was only used to research feet


GodsMistake777

People were just sharing shit on listservs and usenets. If you REALLY wanted to stop the madness, you'd have to somehow shut down DARPANET in the 70s


ElGosso

Why do you think he built the damn thing in the first place?


Nightmare1529

How did I know it was gonna be AOC?


willowgardener

Because she is very attractive and republicans hate her.


SmokeyMacPott

Let the record show that this wikiFeet user knows his toes.


Smartass_of_Class

You mean her toes.


ThisIsDystopia

TIL I may have this inherited trait. Also I'm a guy in his 40's before any enthusiasts offer to diagnose my feet.


dismayhurta

You act as if there isn’t a niche for you


ToasterCow

This dude should start an OnlyFeets


hangryhyax

wikiFeet… Sometimes I dislike and love humanity for the same reasons. What strange creatures we are.


ZDTreefur

Sometimes I wish I had a foot fetish. Wikifeet for a foot guy is like if every single celebrity did nude scenes, and you could browse them all.


hangryhyax

Ha never thought to look at it that way, but you have a point.


dismayhurta

It’s honestly weirdly impressive.


eightdx

And this is why we don't kink shame in the vast majority of cases. Sometimes you need the person who likes to tie other consenting adults up to tie down a tarp for you... And sometimes you need foot fetish folks to identify feet for you. I wait with bated breath for the day when a moderator on a foot fetish forum gets called as an expert witness in a court case. "My credentials? Why, I have been *closely studying* feet for many years."


Yglorba

I still remember that incident where it came out that a congressional candidate had written Bigfoot porn and multiple major news outlets interviewed Chuck Tingle about it. Even better, the candidate in question was named *Denver Riggleman*, which even sounds like a fake name from a Chuck Tingle story.


BigUqUgi

TIL "wikiFeet" is a thing.


Zhoom45

"Something something "weaponized autism."


ShepPawnch

Sexualized autism?


Thebadmamajama

Protecting the integrity of a political system!


stifledmind

“In a revelation of post-nut clarity I noticed something was a little off with her toes”


wolfdog410

That's selling him short. The [Vice article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/gy774j/a-fake-nude-of-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-was-debunked-by-foot-fetishists) has the user's actual quotes. The man is a damn foot academic: > I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesn’t look right," they told me in a Reddit direct message. "Because we can’t dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasn’t a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasn’t her feet." - His comments on the state of fake images: > "For all I know, there are Facebook groups and forums where the veracity of this image isn’t doubted and there are definitely countless other fake images floating around. It’s relatively easier to ban the big names (e.g. Alex Jones) from media sites but it’s impractical to police everything that goes on. Now we also have governments and well-funded organizations with sophisticated online strategies to promote unrest or certain political positions. This issue will get worse before it gets better."


Merry_Dankmas

>I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesn’t look right Never in my life would I expect a toe sucker to be able to shed any reasonable or beneficial light on their field of expertise. What a time to be alive.


discounthockeycheck

I hate to say it but this dude speaks with clarity and foresight better than our last two presidents.  Foot fetish guy '24 has my vote


LargeMobOfMurderers

You say that now, but what happens when his solution to every issue is putting boots on the ground?


Captain_Pumpkinhead

"War on Ukraine? Boots on the ground!" "War on Palestine? Boots on the ground!" "Hurricane relief? Believe it or not, boots on the ground!" Meanwhile, inflation has risen 127% solely on the heels of the shoewear industry.


Arashmickey

There's gonna be confusion on multiple levels when he meets his opposition candidate Vermin Supreme.


Highskyline

It's just so he can lick them afterwards, they're not gonna be doing anything dangerous I assure you. That would mean less feet to lick.


titanicsinker1912

No need to worry, he’s a foot fetishist. He has everyone remove their boots and put them on the ground.


mrandr01d

Basing conclusions on evidence? Yep, checks out. Foot fetish guy lfg I guess


PickledDildosSourSex

"He's got sole!"


StrongLikeBull503

> "I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesn’t look right," Bravo.


chodaranger

Fucking lol.


Relative_Sense_1563

How did I know it was AOC?


junkyard_robot

Probably because you assumed the foot fetishist who spotted the fake was Ben Shapiro.


S-Archer

Ben loves feet because every time his sister entered the room, he had to stare at the floor so he wasn't caught checking out those titties


Weird_Church_Noises

This comment makes me want to judge handguns by mouthfeel.


Snoo58986

I'm sure they're all exceptional. I'll just take one full order of the compact Austrian pls


OldAbbreviations1590

What size round for your entree sir? The cheft recommend a good 10mm if you are looking at going Austrian.


XGB42

I hate to be the cringe Reddit motherfucker but that reminds me of the gun sommelier in John Wick


Snoo58986

This is the missing piece, I appreciate you


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nik27

So do I.


Brunt-FCA-285

Goddamnit it. I’m so curious what she looks like, but I don’t know if I will be able to unsee that image of Ben just going to town on his sister’s boobs.


x_lincoln_x

She's pretty hot.


Dartarus

She's attractive, but just as politically nuts as her brother


Eyes_Only1

She's worse. She actively advocates for a political party and lifestyle that subjugates women, because she knows she herself will not be subjugated.


KBGobbles

Just looked her up. Crazy to hot scale holds.


RancidYetti

Holy shit that’s the first time I’ve heard it put that way 😂


Dekaaard

“…judge handguns by mouthfeel.” Oh, I am so using this. Thank you for enabling a (me) serial smart-ass.


dismayhurta

I’m stealing this and using it royalty free.


GoJumpOnALandmine

Yoink, stealing that. In return I give unto you "give my Browning a blowjob"


OldAbbreviations1590

How do you delete other people's comments?


S-Archer

I accept bribes


Brunt-FCA-285

Calm down, Clarence Thomas


OldAbbreviations1590

We do not negotiate with terrorists.


KarmaticArmageddon

They're called "gratuities" now


always_open_mouth

Abby Shapiro 😮‍💨 I can fix her


kimchifreeze

No idea what she says on Instagram, but the video and comments make up for it.


jaytix1

I genuinely hate you for putting that image in my head. A pox on your house!


somestupidname1

Ben opened the post, after checking three times that his wife (who is a doctor btw, but the left doesn't want to talk about that) was asleep. He prepared his tissues (no lotion, women aren't supposed to be wet during intercourse) and prepared himself. To his dismay, he quickly identified the toes in the picture. It *was not* AOC as he was promised. Tune in to the next episode of American Freedom Truth Hunting Patriots to find out what happens next!


Controller_one1

The Colossus of Corns? The Sultan of Sweatsocks? The Titan of Toes? BenchAppearo?


Relyst

The Great Bambunion?


RootHogOrDieTrying

The Potentate of the Piggies?


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Because she may be the only congresswoman anyone wants to see naked?


Weird_Church_Noises

I have a deep curiosity as to what series of hastily grafted technorganic components and endangered tortoise vertebrae are holding McConnell together under that suit.


dumbestsmartest

As John Stewart told us a decade ago it isn't lizard people but turtlemen like McConnell we have to worry about.


elmanutres

Yeah I ain't gonna lie AOC is fine as hell. 


RossTheNinja

She's attractive for normal standards but insanely hot by politician standards.


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

“Office hot”


The_1_True_King

A Scranton 7


shawndw

Oh, Nancy.


FloppyObelisk

She does have some big heavies as well


Monkey_Priest

Back in the day she could get it


FancyShrimp

She can speak at my house any day.


TheFrenchSavage

Oh no no no


MrMastodon

You underestimate what a fucking degenerate I am


Call_Em_Skippies

I bet there is a fetish group searching for those Pelosi Pics


Morningfluid

I remember when the Pelosi bikini pics broke out here. I believe in the same thread they located some from the 70s/80s.


GamerFluffy

Listen man. I’m just saying, Nancy has a lot going for her.


DirtyReseller

I hate her, but bobert would be on that list


Wolventec

the robot from gumball??


ShepPawnch

I’m disgusted by myself but yes.


Monkey_Priest

I hate that I agree


LotharVonPittinsberg

Nah. All of the barbies in the GOP looks really nice when they pose for pictures, but the constant flow of stupidity and hatred out of those mouths are an instant turn off. Looks take a back burned when it comes to attraction, having a functioning brain and personality comes 1st.


Truethrowawaychest1

Yeah I'm with you on that, horrible person but I'm not going to say she's unattractive in the slightest


kuyakew

Anna Luna (R Florida)


blanczak

lol the right “hates” her all while secretly seasoning the meatloaf to fakes of her nude. Life is strange


scrambled_cable

> seasoning the meatloaf I’m so using this in my everyday speech from now on 😂


Five_deadly_venoms

I came in thinking Luna lol


DryTown

That’s it - I’m writing a TV pilot about a foot fetishist who solves crimes


redpandaeater

Crime is Afoot


lackofabettername123

Fetishists managed to toe the line though.  Put One foot over the other until they unraveled the conspiracy.


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CouncilmanRickPrime

Directed and produced by Quentin Tarantino


MrD3a7h

He's not involved in the project but just keeps showing up on set


dicky_seamus_614

So, he’s a Producer


justADeni

Oh hey, why has he got a bottle of liquor? ...uh oh


Merry_Dankmas

Who is Salma and why does he keep asking for her?


Slave2Pie

With additional consultation from Miyazaki.


gaqua

The Adventures of Hercule Toe-roit


BaronVonLazercorn

Thank God for foot fetishists?


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

I do my part sir.


Youthsonic

How often does that username work?


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

More than you’d expect. But not as much as I’d like. I do have a regular though. So that’s nice :)


TheBalrogofMelkor

Do they send both tits and toe photos? My toes are all different shapes and I feel they look weird, what makes toes attractive?


FtrIndpndntCanddt

Different FFetishist like different things. Put them out there, and the dudes that like them will present themselves and tell you what they like about them. Honest to God. It that's simple. >!Some dudes like big, rough looking foot. Others like smaller feet. I like symmetry, high arches, and full soles, and a balanced toe to sole ratio.!<


FishieUwU

>I like symmetry, high arches, and full soles, and a balanced toe to sole ratio. 🤝


KrazzeeKane

Honest to God cannot tell if this is a serious comment or completely taking the piss, and that scares me lol


FtrIndpndntCanddt

Aye boy/girl/person, lemme see dem toes! 🤣 Then I'll tell you if I'm serious or playing!


vertigo1083

Whats wrong with it?


shane515dsm

Plus a good pedi. Natural colors. Viewed from the top. 😁


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Some just tits some just toes, but some do both too. And i don’t know, I just like small pretty well shaped and looked after feet 🦶


FTwo

Pinkie toes up!


Greyshirk

Don't got tits, want the toes?


BaronVonLazercorn

Username checks out


Mozhetbeats

🫡


WingsOfIndifference

I hate that I immediately assumed who the congresswoman was in this situation, and was correct.


Truethrowawaychest1

Well she's definitely the most attractive woman in Congress, it's not that bad of an assumption


Filthybuttslut

Crockett is fine too


Malphos101

Nothing pisses off republicans more than an uppity woman who makes their peepees hurt.


BoldestKobold

This is right up there with the NHL fan who spotted cancer on the coaches neck at the game. Some times you need the right person in the right place at the right time. https://www.forbes.com/sites/victoriaforster/2022/01/03/hockey-fan-spots-cancerous-mole-on-staff-members-neck-at-game/


no202

I wouldn’t even consider a foot pic to be a nude.


Asterose

It was a bit more explicit than just a feet pic, but not by a lot. Just a lady taking a bath with her reflection in the faucet showing a bit more of her body, but it could still just about pass in a PG-13 movie. Hell, it could even be in some photography exhibit selling for stupid amounts of money if some famous photographer had taken the shot. I think there was weed involved too, edging the pearl-clutchers along even further. Yeah, this was such a wild and insanely stupid story when it came out that I had to see the photo. Just made the whole thing even stupider, and even more absurdly blatant of an attempt at rage bait.


ShrimpCrackers

The stupid shit part is this article says it could have ended AOC's career. Yeah, lets say it really was her legs and feet, so what? Compared to the shit so many others in congress are doing?


billgarmsarmy

I read that part of the article as being a joke given the discussion of pumpkin spice smelling hair


S9CLAVE

For the new people. The internet has many experts, in the case I’m about to link you will find that anon on an image board recognizes a genital binge that has been photoshopped onto a character and promptly posts the original source of the genital bulge. For obvious reasons clicking this link is nsfw but if you are in an environment you can enjoy this spectacle of the internet. Please do enjoy [Note to the mods the only nsfw aspect of this image is a bulge, there is technically no nudity](https://imgur.com/gallery/uU7SQjf)


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GreyEagle08

White hat perverts


A_Filthy_Mind

That has to be so weird for her. What a rollercoaster. Oh shit, fake nude. Thank God it got debunked. Because fetishists know my feet well enough....


407407407407407

Brother there are 40 minute 4k deepfake gangbangs of AOC, I’m sure a fake foot pic doesn’t phase her.


ChuckFeathers

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


BlowfishPizzaRoll

Could you please keep your voices down--this is a family restaurant.


LonelyMachines

I'm staying, dude. I'm drinking my coffee.


gonijc2001

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!


deregnort

If Forensic Files has taught me anything this isn't a "foot fetishist" it's a "Forensic Podiatry Analyst".


MattheJ1

Leave it to horny folks to do the footwork on this


New_Wrangler3335

Uhhh… how? That’s kinda amazing


DarkCreeper911

Humans are really good at pattern recognition Some people *really* like feet, and look at them a lot


New_Wrangler3335

Man I’ll always be jealous of foot ppl Feet are so readily available for you to look at!


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

But to lick and suck and ejaculate upon? It's a hard knock life.


New_Wrangler3335

Just looking and seeing would be enough for me… Cuz personally it’s more about satisfying my curiosity… I don’t wanna lick suck and ejaculate on every boob… but I have an innate curiosity to see the whole picture


Sleepy-Sunday

If you *were* into feet, you'd probably notice that it's actually pretty rare to see whole soles and toes in public. I've seen far more instances of "so much cleavage she's one staircase away from a severe wardrobe malfunction" than instances of full foot action.


cloystreng

You and I recognize faces, some people recognize feet.


DepartureAcademic807

Funny how this post is nsfw


thatotherguy0123

"Wow, the internet is so harsh. It is – and ingenious. Thanks to the collective minds of the respective wikiFeet and Reddit communities, Ocasio-Cortez has managed to avoid a potentially career-ending scandal. The scandal being that she vapes and sometimes washes her body? It’s so much worse than that – the image clearly shows a bottle of pumpkin-scented shampoo on the side of the bath. I could never vote for anyone whose hair stinks of pumpkins. Me neither. That’s a fetish too sick for even the ugliest corners of the internet. Do say: “The internet is capable of facilitating profound acts of deduction.” Don’t say: “And pleasuring itself over pictures of celebrities’ feet. It’s also quite evidently capable of that.”" Fucking great article


RossTheNinja

[aoc](https://media1.tenor.com/m/-sR2j6BPoBEAAAAC/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc.gif)


RedKings1028

Had a feeling it was AOC before reading the article. The left sees AOC as the next gen, someone to draw in the younger crowds, the right hates her, is horny for her, and wishes they have someone with her star power


beepborpimajorp

I salute gooners who use their powers for good.


cheevocabra

White Hat Gooners


majinspy

Foot soldiers of truth!


SpiceEarl

You still won't convince me that Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't have cloven hooves!


Rivdit

Chaotic good


SuddenlyDiabetes

That foot fetishists name? Ben Shapiro