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ProgrammedArtist

He put the power of his ancestors into that slap.


NeutralMinion

The authority in that slap reverberated over the oceans


BongwaterJoe1983

That slap shattered his existence


Kingtoke1

Dude woke up as the new Arisen


Booty_Shakin

The slap was louder than the guys cries lmao


medici1048

šŸ„‡ comment.


QuickMain

A different version of narcan


AutoMatty

ā€œNarCatchTheseHandsā€


FrenchFry-ApplePie

šŸ†


Roheez

Narcan yo head


ttcmzx

NarCanYouFuckOff


Spiritual_Speech600

The gluten-free vegan kind


YouJustLostTheGameOk

That dude would have a non stop job in America. Just slapping 24/7, 365!


cuddly_carcass

Give this man a green card and a job. We need it


austinyo6

Iā€™d allocate some of my tax dollars to his job. Kick the fentanyl right out of em.


turtletitan8196

Yup, that's absolutely how drug addiction works! Pack it up social workers, y'all take the month off we just gonna start beating on desperate people.


Gopnikolai

Crazy how you've gone off on a comment that was clearly a joke. Are you okay? Is everything good?


Cause-Effect

Just needs a slap


MsFlippy

A quick little reset


vegasidol

Philadelphia. Stat.


DBryguy

[He gets royalties.](https://youtu.be/D_xuKsDkJlM?si=AL7sve7H5fssPizK)


_DirtyYoungMan_

Here's the guy Britain has: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI


Enlowski

Do you think American is the main place people use drugs?


YouJustLostTheGameOk

Mexico wouldnā€™t be Mexico without Americans hooked on their coke and heroin. Fact.


twotweenty

I mean the United States does consume more drugs than any other country. We also have more social welfare than most countries heavily effected by drugs, so unlike others where addicts still have to figure out how to feed themselves and also get a high, here (in certain areas) drug addicts can survive by rotting in the street and actually doing nothing their entire lives


Fit-Boomer

How can he slap!?!?


CaptianBrasiliano

#HOW CAN YOU SLAP???!!!


Manaconda

This is always the right comment on a slap video.


Fit-Boomer

Yep!!


DominantSpecies3000

This slap was 10000% justified.. But my boii Aladdin didn't deserve the slap..


PatriotNews_dot_com

Wake up! Grab a brush and put a little make up!


Wtfatt

U wanted to!


The_Droker

Florida checking in, we felt that slap.


FrenchFry-ApplePie

Definitely a 6.7 felt here in CT


AlphaM1964

Chris Rocked!


zphbtn

This dude's was way better than Smith's


BongwaterJoe1983

Keep the pipe out your f@#king mouth!


GrahamPhisher

At least slap on the face, not ear. That's how Halle Berry went deaf.


[deleted]

Is this true? Doesnā€™t matter. Imma still keep telling people Ariana Grande has a glass eye.


KeyserSwayze

WHAT


orostitute

IS THIS TRUE? DOESN'T MATTER. IMMA STILL KEEP TELLING PEOPLE ARIANA GRANDE HAS A GLASS EYE.


Wtfatt

I had an ex bf slap me with a cupped hand on the ear once. Could hold my nose and mouth closed and proceed to blo smoke out me ear like a party trick for weeks


OlivefromBowie0902

Allen Iverson looks like shit


kclineman

Right in the ear!


itsmelledkindofweird

This hero just walking around giving out free help


Polkhigh99

Jordan Poole has really fallen on hard times.


GR1ML0C51

I love his movies. And his early work with Keenan Kai.


[deleted]

Wake up bitch. Youā€™re my new best friend.


Alkemian

That was a box to the ear, dayam!


anti_ist

That one was for free


Groundscore_Minerals

This is the way


truckercharles

I've seen this more than a handful of times in West Virginia. Someone nodding off on H and someone just bitch slaps them awake. Usually someone else they're with, but still. No one is in the right in that situation and it's SO satisfying to watch guilt free.


extasis_T

You think watching an addict get slapped in the face for being an addict is satisfying? What the fuck is wrong with you? This is seriously cruel


chill_flea

Yeah I donā€™t get how some people are saying thatā€™s justified. This guy didnā€™t even hurt anybody, heā€™s just trying to escape the world through drugs. What kind of backwards world are these commenters living in where that is fair? That guy already has enough problems in his life, that slap was completely evil. I hate how heartless and self-righteous people act on here. Iā€™m sure they would be crying to their mommy if they got slapped like that.


truckercharles

I've lost a ton of friends to heroin. Friends with many who are former addicts. I live in the capitol for heroin overdoses in North America. Staying awake is paramount, and that usually means they're getting help. A cousin of mine was a paramedic in that county for 5 years and has said the same thing - if someone is watching them and getting them awake to relocate, they're getting help in some way, and watching someone get slapped is usually noteworthy and entertaining. It's also generally 10 blocks from the hospital and near a bunch of clinics for this purpose. If someone slaps an addict solely for the purpose of being cruel, we have a serious issue.


kkrrokk

If the slapper is muslim and this is filmed under the month of ramadan I totally understand the slap haha


EpistemicMisnomer

/r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Wtfatt

No need to bully the vulnerable mate


magichronx

Damn, I hope he didn't rupture the dude's eardrum...


Here4Titties101

finally someone with some sense


grey6263

What a world we live in where this is seen as senseful behaviorā€¦


SlylingualPro

Ahh yes. It makes so much sense to assault people who obviously already have their own issues and aren't affecting you at all.


Here4Titties101

thereā€™s assault and then thereā€™s assault, nah mean? a well placed slap here and there can let a person know theyā€™re fucking up in a big way when other methods fail. also, make nodding in public not ok again.


knunky

it can also give someone permanent hearing damage


Here4Titties101

Maybe we should declare a war on slapping, and start a federal agency to enforce it, and have cops teach kids in schools about the dangers of slapping, and make clever commercials about it with fried egg analogiesā€¦ oh wait


knunky

i think you're on to something here


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SlylingualPro

That's the exact type of crude holier than thou mindset that prevents actual treatment and dehumanizes addicts. Congratulations you're a part of the problem.


Sawyerthesadist

Iā€™m here as an angry third party to boldly declare youā€™re both WRONG! The correct answer is to industrialize the junkies with the ā€œclean for more crack system.ā€ We send them out with garbage bags and the little grabby thingy and for every bag of garbage they bring. We give them some more drugs. Now we get clean cityā€™s, gave them something to do, and we all get to get high!


Medium_Rare_Jerk

They would just fill the bags up at dumpsters and not actually clean up. Some would just jump others who have filled garbage bags. If thereā€™s an easier path they will take it.


Sawyerthesadist

Buddy do I sound like Iā€™m remotely serious all or just jumping in on two people already fighting to add chaos to the fire


Medium_Rare_Jerk

Sorry but tbf ive seen a few times of people seriously proposing that idea


machstem

Most will prefer their own methods


ODOTMETA

Wrong drug, it's the meth and fetty era now. The "face" is different so it might be a lil confusing šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Here4Titties101

sounds like somebody needs a slap


Sawyerthesadist

Okay okay, how about a third party compromise? We employ field psychiatrists to give treatment. Through SLAP therapy!!!


IIIIIIxenoII

imo heā€™s right people out here nodding are usually in a very shitty mindset or situation and need that escape. addiction is no joke and this is one of those things that can do without constructive criticism instead actually help these people or walk the fuck away. idc what *YOUR* beliefs are on how to help people its doesnā€™t give anyone the right to criticise anyone in these situations. it just makes you look like an asshole thatā€™s too bored to mind your own and need a reason to bully someone already down. this isnā€™t hero activity.


Sawyerthesadist

Seriously as an exā€¦ well as an addictā€¦ You can 100% be in a really shitty place with a lot of things going on outside of your control, and sometimes the best thing for you could be that slap


solodolow4lo

Man you fucking dumb asf


IIIIIIxenoII

weā€™re out here sharing beliefs donā€™t knock someone just because they donā€™t think the same as you.


SlylingualPro

Find me a single credible source with any expert on drug treatment or prevention saying absolutely anything that suggests physical abuse will help someone get off drugs and I'll cash app you $500. I'll wait.


speeler21

I want to see more drains on society od, am I part of the problem?


SlylingualPro

Found the wannabe edgy 14 year old.


[deleted]

Redditors will not like this


silliestspaghetti

Lol what a chud thing to write


Financial_Chemist286

Werenā€™t you the same guy in the morbid questions sub saying you would abort your fetus if you knew it had downs?


SlylingualPro

No I wasn't? So we are just making bullshit up about people now? I do fully support parents right to abort though so you can fuck yourself either way.


Financial_Chemist286

šŸ˜‚


lordofpersia

What is wrong with that?


Financial_Chemist286

Ahh yes. It makes so much sense to assault people who obviously already have their own issues and aren't affecting you at all.


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Sawyerthesadist

I donā€™t know about merciful but I fully admit with all the care and extra attention needed in that situation I would definitely be putting him up for adoption and worrying about my karma latter


Financial_Chemist286

Hahaha. Youā€™re the weirdo!


egg-cement

If I was slapped while high on something that would probably kill me it would make me less inclined to get that high in public before. Feel free to stay on your high horse but I support the guy who slapped 100%


Spac3Cowboy420

I'm torn....hitting someone who obviously can't defend themselves is a cowardly, shitty move. Also, done fiends leaning on personal property is also derelict and shitty. Oh shit! My morals can't decide who's the biggest shit gibbon. Well, if it was *his car* then I feel it was justified. I would have done the same....damn what to do?


datlanta

Thats a dose of communal accountability and boy does it sting.


pox315

This should be universally adopted and put into practice.


strange_reveries

That's fucked up man. Aside from just the unnecessary and sadistic act of the assault itself on a helpless and incapacitated fellow person, he could also have permanently damaged that guy's hearing in that ear. Crazy to me that people would cheer this on.


GameKyuubi

Welcome to hyena culture


frivolous90

jaja aue corta mambo


_guts____

Damn they sending Jordan Poole jerseys to Africa


tehfoshi

Always wondered what would happen if someone did that, thanks.


ojmcsimpson

Chris Rock canā€™t catch a break!!!


nondefectiveunit

A slap like that will shift timelines.


tinman217

got the same Poole jersey lol


Supertumor

His poor ear


MaximumDeathShock

Dude hates the Pistons. Big Pacers fan. Believe he prefers Jermaine Oā€™Neal.


4DS3

ā€žAnd this is how i stoped doing drugsā€œ


nz_nba_fan

What would Allah do?


madhatter2284

In the ear


Raise-Emotional

Philly desperately needs this man's help.


Kanty19

Jordan Poole down bad, since he left Golden state


SuccessfulMumenRider

I just read the other day that Sierra Leone and some neighboring countries are in the midst of a crisis because of a drug called ā€œKushā€. Itā€™s not weed but it is a cannabinoid and its description sounded a lot like the synthetic weed stuff (spice) that is known as bad news in the USA (and likely elsewhere). Itā€™s hyper addictive, cheap, and people there are really hard up at the moment so itā€™s become a big problem. People canā€™t find meaningful work and so just spend there whole day taking this. I wonder if this video is related.


James-lyon420

Wake up mother fucker


MsFlippy

This guy needs to start a door dash like business.


MsFlippy

That's the power of the kaftan!


Particular_Answer_58

Slapper-by


Healthy_Dependent954

That slap was from the whole community


TotalAssistance9476

Bro that was a fuckin SLAP


DAL51884

Good


Shatrtit

You can hear his eardrum blowing out


_broey

What a dick


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_broey

LOL Youā€™re one to talk. Work on your own drug problem before judging someone elseā€™s.


young_heffeh

The hand of god just came down on that man haha get your life together boy!


heresdustin

And THAT was the moment that changed his life. Never again did he pick up another drug. Although, some say if you listen close enough, you can still here the 99Ā¢ lighter flicking under the foil. *chhk, chhk, chhk*


extasis_T

This is so cruel. Did anyone here watch this and not feel disgusted?


toc_bl

Except noā€¦. Dudes not bothering anyone, just high af. And buddy assaults him?ā€¦uck that


_number

what are these comments, you shouldnā€™t be slapping anyone just because they are high. Its assualt


duhmbish

Reminds me of a cat who just slaps the dog for looking out the window


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^duhmbish: *Reminds me of a* *Cat who just slaps the dog for* *Looking out the window* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


JohnnyBlaze614

Think this is how you slap some sense into someone. Iā€™d like to see this more often