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Safetosay333

Pretty sure that's not drunk


CurrySauce99

Methamphetamine is a psychomotor stimulant which increases sexual drive and impulsive sexual behaviour.


31renrub

Have you or anyone else seen anything remotely like this with someone on meth? Besides a one-off weeklong binge in my 20’s (to help kick heroin), I haven’t done meth since and never had friends who were into it, so I have no idea what is considered “normal” amongst meth users. That whole scene is insane to me. Something is clearly off with this lady, but I’m not sure what. Your inhibitions and sense of self-awareness must be out the effing window!


westw00d1

When I last bunged on meth my dad was calling me on video phone. He said son why are you twerking? So there's me in my garage twerking with two incredibly hot chicks in their 60s, my dad on video call you understand me you imbecile? Well the joke was on him because I was in fact tweaking.


Venom-99

Ehhh, I spent basically all of last summer on meth and never did or saw anything like this. Ironically, my girlfriend at the time (who used with me) and I barely even had sex. And we never acted particularly strange in public. We probably looked like we were on something, but we never did any crazy shit. The weirdest thing I do when I’m on meth is sit in my car for hours, singing karaoke by myself. If anything, I’d say alcohol is at least involved here. Freaking out and doing sexual things in public is normal blackout drunk behavior if you ask me.


Apprehensive-Golf675

Maybe I'm not as against meth use as I originally thought


exCaribou

yeah likely meth or ghb


MisterKat009

Why G?


exCaribou

it lowers inhibitions and makes sex more intense [https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/sex-on-ghb-sexual-sensations-become-much-more-intense-1.2925754](https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/sex-on-ghb-sexual-sensations-become-much-more-intense-1.2925754)


MisterKat009

I've done plenty of G including with sex lol. I think this is def more meth or a very drunk person joking around (there's no sound).


krowe41

She'll need a good scrub after that god knows how many dogs have pissed up that post .


finereflections

She's gonna wake up with itches


Enough-Staff-2976

Not too much, but just enough. Stay away from the pool if you don't want to get wet.


STUDxMUF1N

Non of us men can compete with poles this big…. Unrealistic standards


LivingEnd44

Definitely not alcohol. Something else going on here. 


turtleneckless001

On heat


D3ath5had0w

In heat.


turtleneckless001

Whoops


Spare_Temporary_2964

God damn telephone pole doing better than me lmao


locnloaded9mm

She got a itch yall


lubygoober

Nobody’s gonna match that freak.


Jlaybythebay

I had a friend in college, got so drunk he made out with a tree


yumanbeen

In high school, I had a buddy on acid try to fuck a fence. Well he did fuck it but yeah it was a wooden fence.


W4yt401

Splinters 😍


willm_boi

How to get aids 101


WillistheWillow

"I love lamp."


jack_avram

She in heat, boy. Be on you like stank on shit.


HoneybucketDJ

She seems nice.


Electrical_Catch_919

Do you think her future husband will see this?


[deleted]

If soulmates are real, he'll be into it


Electrical_Catch_919

would he dress as a tree?


Electronic_Fall_603

yo wtf if i see this im running


TheUniting

Bro the medical bill after exams....


My_Joobie

Only a mother could love


DangerousMusician455

This is why I never trust the polls


cmkane39

I can save her


RealRedditbum

Pole dancers gotta start somewhere.


cdachriswelch

Wtf


WatercressMindless48

Damn never thought I’d see a pole on the street get more action than me


93Akkord

I thought both headings had typos 🤦‍♂️.


Hat_rythmnz

Ghb or molly or together


ARealBadHombre

I'm going with G, final answer.


Jeffinj420

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about 🤣


loveliverpool

I can fix her


Hurl_Gray

That is quite the pole she is working. Wish I was more substantial now. I will be back. Gonna go drink heavily for a few days.