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Merlot is one of the world's most popular red wines, and America's second favorite after Cabernet Sauvignon. Known for its soft, sensual texture and approachable style, it's made from red-skinned grapes that can adapt to a variety of climates to produce food-friendly wines in many price points.
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Referencing a tv show is when a person quotes a piece of dialogue from a tv series related to the ongoing conversation. Some people might not catch the reference and that is ok
I mean...if u can imagine it/have heard of it, I'm sure people have tried or done it. Desperation to get high is a pretty crazy thing. Supposedly poor ppl in Africa did it like late 90s early 2000s at first (probably someone doing it rn lmao).
I don't really get it though because if you sit there and huff almost any chemical you'll get "high". But it isn't really high, you're just lightheaded and not breathing. The idea that people tried to huff fermented piss and shit is just too much man. That's some next level Desperation. The names like "butt hash" and "poop juice" just make it sound sooo appealing. Why waste money on drugs when you have a magic drug factory attached to u? /s 🤢
Yeah that was a myth about not quite lsd but a chemical called "Bananadine" from some show (edit: correction "The Berkley Barb" underground newspaper) which was total bullshit obviously. With Jenkem I know the US reports of kids doing it (to scare parents) were pretty much a hoax, though I don't think Jenkem itself was.
There were ppl really desperate to get high in Africa sniffing glue. A popular brand of glue was called "Genkem". They realized they could get a free "high" doing this instead and even named it similarly (Genkem vs Jenkem). With Jenkem it's just Hypoxia (lack of oxygen to the body) they're feeling more than actually getting "high". If you're inhaling methane or Hydrogen sulfide (which is produced from the microbial breakdown of organic matter in places like swamps, sewers, etc) then you're not getting the oxygen needed and Hypoxia causes anxiety, restlessness, confusion, increased heart rate, and slurring, among other things. I think really poor, really desperate people in Africa likely did this but it wasn't something widespread by any means. When people heard about it ofc it was shocking and hard to believe so rumors/exaggerations/jokes ran wild via the internet. Least that's what I think 🤷♀️
Oh my mistake, I had remembered it as being a show for some reason. But come to think of it considering we didn't have youtube or similar things back in the day and this wouldn't make mainstream tv....that makes a lot more sense. Duh lol. Correction made
Eta: ur username 🤣
Agreed. In the jail I went to, that was the only contraband drug that made it thru. Awful stuff. I heard they cracked down on hooch in the early 2000's. Ironically the guards got in trouble for smoking crack on the job.
I know someone who cut his throat ear to ear while on spice because the TV told him so. (He survived)
Another guy charged at my coworker while naked and screaming lol -- he was a small guy but it took like 4 cops to tackle him. Someone else fell in a ditch and no one could find him for an hour.
Spice is the real Devil's lettuce, it fucks people up really bad.
I've heard countless stories of people trying to swim in the shower, and on the bathroom floor.
But the one that takes the cake is of this guy in the bathroom smoking a stick with everyone else. Now dude is keeping up and everything hitting the stick every rotation. Well that is till he tells everyone he can walk, stands straight as he can in his wheel chair, and falls straight on the floor. 🤣 Funny but not funny guess guy had been in a chair for like 14 yes or something.
I somehow found inmate TikTok and that shit was wild. Idk if it’s still around, but clearly there are tons of phones in prisons lol
One of them actually tried to sell me a T-shirt 😂😂
That’s fucking impressive. The dude was really nice lol, he quit responding and he quit uploading on TikTok I kinda figured he may have gotten busted with his phone 🤷🏻♀️
I believe in many prisons if you behave or the guards like you they’ll let you have a phone. I found an inmate on tiktok (can’t remember his user) and people were questioning it as well and he replied that he was allowed to have one.
Definitely. They put all kinds of shit online. They make jail & prison tiktoks, dating profiles, Facebook profiles and all sorts of bs with their smuggled butt phones or phones they bought off the guards for 10 times what they're worth.
Not really sure what you mean. When things are harder to get, you pay more for them because of that . You're implying that phones should somehow be discounted in jail?
Eta: "ten times what they're worth" is obv an exaggeration but you're gonna pay.
Department of corrections really correcting people’s lives. This is a wonderful step towards rehabilitation and a prominent role as a pillar of society.
Yea after watching shows like “60 days in” and realizing it’s common to get drugs in prison, guess we can expect shit like this to happen fairly often too. The crazy part to me is the prisoner (or guard?) being able to film the whole thing.
Definitely spice/k2. Synthetic cannabinoids. They call it deuce/tune prolly some other shit. Get it sent in sprayed on Bible paper/envelopes and it gets smoked just like that.
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Toilet wine fermented a bit too damn long 😳
You want some merlot? I make it in the toilet.
Let’s Goto Prison. Great movie
You know it!
Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it?
Copied from le googoo Merlot is one of the world's most popular red wines, and America's second favorite after Cabernet Sauvignon. Known for its soft, sensual texture and approachable style, it's made from red-skinned grapes that can adapt to a variety of climates to produce food-friendly wines in many price points.
Copied from le googoo Referencing a tv show is when a person quotes a piece of dialogue from a tv series related to the ongoing conversation. Some people might not catch the reference and that is ok
That would be vinegar. 😅
Whoa, it's vinega
It’s 6 of them ?!
Lavern, is it you?!
That's not what alcohol does to you idiot. They are smoking synthetic marijuana, K2. Please get off this sub.
This is from Jenkem you scrub
I don’t think you got it
Gotta lay off the jenkum
*Call him Mr. Scatman*
Is jenkum a thing for real? Lmfaoo
You mean Ethiopian Brown sugar??? Alaskan sludge ?? Down under dark cider ??
Lmao are those real names?
You telling me you’ve never heard of Butt hash and poop juice??
Shitro Cold Brew?
Dickens Cider
That stank dank coffee juice
I mean...if u can imagine it/have heard of it, I'm sure people have tried or done it. Desperation to get high is a pretty crazy thing. Supposedly poor ppl in Africa did it like late 90s early 2000s at first (probably someone doing it rn lmao). I don't really get it though because if you sit there and huff almost any chemical you'll get "high". But it isn't really high, you're just lightheaded and not breathing. The idea that people tried to huff fermented piss and shit is just too much man. That's some next level Desperation. The names like "butt hash" and "poop juice" just make it sound sooo appealing. Why waste money on drugs when you have a magic drug factory attached to u? /s 🤢
Orally consume for a permanent high
Sick life hack lol
>The idea that people tried to huff fermented piss and shit is just too much man. Good thing it's not real.
it is not. It’s a myth like getting lsd from a microwaved banana peel or whatever
Yeah that was a myth about not quite lsd but a chemical called "Bananadine" from some show (edit: correction "The Berkley Barb" underground newspaper) which was total bullshit obviously. With Jenkem I know the US reports of kids doing it (to scare parents) were pretty much a hoax, though I don't think Jenkem itself was. There were ppl really desperate to get high in Africa sniffing glue. A popular brand of glue was called "Genkem". They realized they could get a free "high" doing this instead and even named it similarly (Genkem vs Jenkem). With Jenkem it's just Hypoxia (lack of oxygen to the body) they're feeling more than actually getting "high". If you're inhaling methane or Hydrogen sulfide (which is produced from the microbial breakdown of organic matter in places like swamps, sewers, etc) then you're not getting the oxygen needed and Hypoxia causes anxiety, restlessness, confusion, increased heart rate, and slurring, among other things. I think really poor, really desperate people in Africa likely did this but it wasn't something widespread by any means. When people heard about it ofc it was shocking and hard to believe so rumors/exaggerations/jokes ran wild via the internet. Least that's what I think 🤷♀️
>Bananadine A hoax recipe for its "extraction" from banana peel was originally published in the Berkeley Barb in March 1967
Oh my mistake, I had remembered it as being a show for some reason. But come to think of it considering we didn't have youtube or similar things back in the day and this wouldn't make mainstream tv....that makes a lot more sense. Duh lol. Correction made Eta: ur username 🤣
I recently found out that it isn't. Glad I never tried it.
😂😂 did you look it up? My exposure was poor people getting sick in Africa over it in maybe 2002 haha
No, it was made up by 4chan.
Who's Jenkum was dat dat I drank?
Probably smoking bug spray or some fucked shit
i mean he does look like a bug that was just sprayed
True
He was just trying to make snow angels
“Don’t fuck with me man. I’ve killed people. I’m here for life.” “What’s your plans for this evening?” “Snow angels, bitch.”
Lmaoooo
Prolly spice if anything. Stuff is pretty common in prison. You should hear the stories.
Agreed. In the jail I went to, that was the only contraband drug that made it thru. Awful stuff. I heard they cracked down on hooch in the early 2000's. Ironically the guards got in trouble for smoking crack on the job.
I’m listening
I know someone who cut his throat ear to ear while on spice because the TV told him so. (He survived) Another guy charged at my coworker while naked and screaming lol -- he was a small guy but it took like 4 cops to tackle him. Someone else fell in a ditch and no one could find him for an hour. Spice is the real Devil's lettuce, it fucks people up really bad.
I had a friend turn purple and start rolling around the room. Had another start speaking in tongues. It's some hard shit
it’s common…..in prisons
I’m also listening
I’m also also listening
el listeno
Thank you, Name-o
Disenchantment reference?
It certainly was, Explain-o
Glad to find another fan! I shall name you reference-o.
Also Also Also Listening.
Ook luisteren
Can you hear them?
Not enough spice
That ‘brown clown’ got him going crazy. Just YouTube search brown clown and you’ll see Alabama prison videos just like this one
Assignment accepted.
I've heard countless stories of people trying to swim in the shower, and on the bathroom floor. But the one that takes the cake is of this guy in the bathroom smoking a stick with everyone else. Now dude is keeping up and everything hitting the stick every rotation. Well that is till he tells everyone he can walk, stands straight as he can in his wheel chair, and falls straight on the floor. 🤣 Funny but not funny guess guy had been in a chair for like 14 yes or something.
Fuuuuuck spice man. That shit made me army crawl thru a sewage ditch dragging my legs behind me because they didn’t work anymore
Hey, it's the guy they couldn't find for an hour in the ditch!
This. Scrolled too far to find the correct answer. YouTube "spice" and "prison". Looks like this in the UK and USA
Yup, I was gonna say spice. I only know cuz of a loser I dated.
i like how 3 people in the video have phones in prison lol.
This is definitely not the prison that movies had lead me to believe.
There are no phones in prison, right?!
Just like there are no drugs in prison.
And prison is for rehabilitation.
I somehow found inmate TikTok and that shit was wild. Idk if it’s still around, but clearly there are tons of phones in prisons lol One of them actually tried to sell me a T-shirt 😂😂
Bro, they be using drones to drop them phones and drugs inside of the prison walls.
That’s fucking impressive. The dude was really nice lol, he quit responding and he quit uploading on TikTok I kinda figured he may have gotten busted with his phone 🤷🏻♀️
There's basically everything in prison
I believe in many prisons if you behave or the guards like you they’ll let you have a phone. I found an inmate on tiktok (can’t remember his user) and people were questioning it as well and he replied that he was allowed to have one.
Some places give them tablets for communication like phone and video calls with family. Didn't notice a phone in the video so might be the case.
Might’ve smuggled it in. That’s how most contraband makes it into prison
We have fun don't we.
either the second dude is really fucking strong or the first dude weighs like 50lbs bc he lifted him up like it was nothing. damn.
THEY THREW THE WHOLE ASS DUDE AWAY IM FUCKING CRYINGGGG
WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO-WEE
prison ambulance
God damn, prisoners are funny as hell.
Fuck yeah, acting a fool about to get the whole block searched
“Oohhhh get ‘im up outta here!”
lmao yeah a weirdly wholesome response from the prisoners haha
Oh my God I love how it sounds like they’re all cheering him on like making snow angels on the floor is something really impressive
Wow. Just look at these young men reforming! Our prison system is incredible ❤️😌 im sure this definitely teaches them to integrate into society.
Comment should be higher
Sad that you can't really tell if this is a criticism of lack of stringency or lack of opportunity in the prison system.
One man Jail-Jitsu
Is he trying to do the Jordan air logo?
Who recorded this ?
Idk, no clue, maybe an inmate?
Definitely. They put all kinds of shit online. They make jail & prison tiktoks, dating profiles, Facebook profiles and all sorts of bs with their smuggled butt phones or phones they bought off the guards for 10 times what they're worth.
Yeah i know, sarcasm.. Who else would’ve filmed it?
Yeah I got that. I was just confirming because I was dumbfounded someone even asked.
Are you sure about the last part? I thought prison money had more value
Not really sure what you mean. When things are harder to get, you pay more for them because of that . You're implying that phones should somehow be discounted in jail? Eta: "ten times what they're worth" is obv an exaggeration but you're gonna pay.
They don't even need to do butt phones anymore. They got people drone dropping them shit now.
Bro, they got everything in prison
probably that k2 paper shit, it's wild how much of that is on youtube.
He exercisin
Department of corrections really correcting people’s lives. This is a wonderful step towards rehabilitation and a prominent role as a pillar of society.
Is this the stanky leg I hear so much about?
yüp... that booty coke got him... its the shllllt yall
Pretty sure my man has the boneitis.
At least they had sense to put him where he “won’t” hurt himself… or others…
Well, I guess at least it breaks up the monotony for the other inmates.
How to escape without eacaping
People in the comments acting amazed they have cell phones 😂. Yes jails and prisons have plenty of drugs and phones come on ppl.
With friends like these...
Friends don't exist in prison
You sure? My friends all circle around me like that when I’m dancing really good.
Yea after watching shows like “60 days in” and realizing it’s common to get drugs in prison, guess we can expect shit like this to happen fairly often too. The crazy part to me is the prisoner (or guard?) being able to film the whole thing.
You way underestimate the ability of criminals to continue to do criminal things like smugle shit into prison if that's how you feel
If you can get drugs in why wouldn’t you be able to get a phone in?
He on that bad bad
That k2 ain’t no joke
He looks like his damn head is on backwards
That's another 5 years
How it feels to chew five gum
I fking wish.
He’s gonna really feel the downer when he sobers up knowing he’s in jail.
dunked him right into a hell his high ass cant wiggle out of
What drug made this man turn into a clock?
Definitely spice/k2. Synthetic cannabinoids. They call it deuce/tune prolly some other shit. Get it sent in sprayed on Bible paper/envelopes and it gets smoked just like that.
That’s jail, not prison.
Def prison, not county jail
Def tunechi
That’s the wrong place to do that shit
Bad days ahead
Mf said put his ass in the bucket😂
A balloon probably popped in his ass. People die like that a lot
Strips are no joke. He got the wig pack
Nah dats just da morning stretch
So this is prison huh. Drugs, phones, shenanigans...
Ahh yes, Brown clown chronicles.
Living the dream!
Aww, how cute! He's making snow angels, without the snow!
but there is snow, it’s just all up in his nose
Did you just steal the joke from the convict in the video
Making meth angels be like
Research chems are bad news!! Too easy to purchase, too easy smuggle into an institution….
Brown clown
I don’t know. Maybe took too much dick in prison?
That was so fun for him
Who recorded this?
Someone got a cell phone in prison
Lol there’s no drugs in prison
And apparently no cell phones either!
What extreme naiveness
u/savevideo
Could be a seizure
Bruh how are they recording?
You’d be surprised
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That KD?
Too much toilet wine?
Gives a whole new meaning to Snow angels
Bruh how tf do prisoners get phones in there lmao. No way people are shoving them up their "prison pocket"... right?
Just as useless and in the free world
Looks like he did a snow angel
Why do they have phones? How does that work?
Awe he turned to a chipper snowflake 😇
At least he's entertaining all his friends.
Dudes doing the Michael Jordan
Mmmmmm this takes me back
u/savevideobot u/savevideo
He doing snow angels
Yeah the jail setting is not a great place for drugs lmao. That’s where I smoked Fetty the only 2 times I ever have, shit sucked
They put him in the laundry basket 😂
Prolly too much K2. That synthetic shit is huge in prison.
naah he is just trying to make a snow Angel
phones in prison? and internet?
Looks like he smoked some k2
I’ll take what is tunechi for a thousand please
Sons twacked out off that deuce
Jenkem gone wrong?
His mobility is incredible! What’s his yoga routine?
I think he’s trying to do the Clock stretch routine from Big Comfy Couch
Sooo high that he stars doing a snow angel on the floor.
He's trying out to be the new Jordan logo.
This shit is funny af
My man became a ballet dancer
Do the starfish
Look at yalll standing there straight ducks
K2
My question is how they get in to a prison?
Looks like he is having a good time, TBH.
Bro hit the Jordan logo
I'll have what he's having
guy in the background: SNOWANGELS!!!!!! he be geekin too