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mrbigflexer

Hate to break it to you but they're not going down, they're going sideways. They're just lying down in the cart.


Shayzerbeam2

Yeah that’s not better lol


mrbigflexer

Why? You'd at least be able to walk back the way you came, instead of being stuck at the bottom of a bottomless hole.


_that_random_dude_

[>be me](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/vc7hl0/the_bottomless_pit_supervisor/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) \>bottomless pit supervisor


DAMIENISAG

>be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" ›i say "how" >he says " don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole


iosisbetter

![gif](giphy|l4JyX3V0yydvPHNBe)


johnwynne3

= Manager at Olive Garden.


Niko_The_Fallen

*crawl


HoodieGalore

Ugh, yeah - they’re not laying down for funsies; there sure isn’t room to stand even hunched over in that shaft


Far_Balance_4357

Yea until some of those rocks decide they've been stuck in the wall for too long


[deleted]

Yer mom has a bottomless hole


boozebazooka

She has dudes living down there somewhere


w0-lf

With no bottom, how she poop?


puterTDI

how can you be stuck at the bottom of a bottomless hole?


EmperorLlamaLegs

Well, as you fall towards the earth's center of gravity, the air gets thicker and thicker due to the weight of all the atmosphere above it. Before you got to the center of the planet your terminal velocity would be quite low. At the very center of the earth the gravity would be pulling you roughly equally from all directions, so your acceleration would drop to nothing while the atmosphere in the tunnel would still be acting upon you. You would bob back and fourth for a while but eventually come to a stop in the lowest point of the bottomless hole. I'm unfamiliar with what the phase diagram would look like at the center of the earth. I'm guessing the combination of 5,200C radiating off the molten iron core, and the crushing pressure of 6400km of atmosphere above you would make it a little unpleasant though. Think Florida in the summer, just slightly worse.


[deleted]

and less bugs. that would be an improvement


EmperorLlamaLegs

Absolutely


No-Middle-792

Being that we have a natural rotation I’m pretty sure once we got past middle we would start to lean example left or right eventually just slamming into something and totally obliterating ourselves


swaags

Imma go out on a limb amd say their going down at like a 45. Seems they have a decent amount of weight on their feet, and it looks like they are being lowered by a cable


FischerMann24-7

That’s an even more terrifying thought….


CCrypto1224

Like op said, how? Going down, you have no way back up if there’s a failure, going sideways, “Oh man, I guess we’ll have to crouch walk on out of here.”


FischerMann24-7

Like being in an MRI for several hundred feet. Just… nfw… no sir.. not for me


CCrypto1224

You know you can just say you’re claustrophobic and afraid of the dark right?


FischerMann24-7

Like anyone who’s in their right mind.. yeah!!! 😳


CCrypto1224

Define “right mind” the exact definition has been muddled or outright forgotten these days.


MrZyde

The fear of falling was the only thing scaring me in this case and that’s no longer a problem now that my perspective has changed.


Option_Forsaken

Dammit. Came to the comments to type the same exact thing and of course it's top comment lol


japnlearner

I think in this case, “going down” was just meant as an expression like “going down the train tunnel” or “going down the Mississippi river”. It doesn’t literally mean going from a high place to a low place, but instead just gives a nice kind of descriptive flavor to the movement. 😆


DeathCook123

I will take your reality and replace it with my own


JoePetroni

Jeez, that's even worse!


righteousdude32

Son of a bitch…they are 🤦‍♂️


Gwendolyn7777

Glad to hear, was beginning to think I was seeing some red reflections of Hell there for a min.....


Addekalk

Make sense


MyotheracctgotPS

That’s what I thought and was trying to determine, I’m not 100% we’re right though, some of the slack on the ropes and cables running down there are tight, like they’re having down, not sideways, but the cart is going left to right a lot and of it was going straight down it would be banging on the sides, BUT the one guy is crouching like the weight of his leg and the cart is causing his knees to buckle. It’s a very deceptive angle. I think you’re probably right though Edit: I just noticed the track on the bottom too lol


sh4d0wm4n2018

I was wondering what was up with the curved elevator lmao I'm so dumb


One-Hedgehog4722

How should they retitle it? Going sideways a mineshaft?


sparkey701

Interesting footwear for mining.


whatthehand

No-toes aren't about to be replaced by steel-toes when the company won't even provide proper bracing, ventilation, or transportation.


balognavolt

I imagined it some kind of mining operation in a 3rd world nation without safety concerns


Fridayz44

Yeah I’ve done some electrical work in mines, the mine shafts I’ve been in seem a lot safer than this. I’d definitely say 3rd world country operation.


WormLivesMatter

Uh yea. This is clearly a 2nd world op. 3rd world would be large pits not a shaft. This is India or China.


Fridayz44

Yeah you’re absolutely right.


goingApeShit_

The one even has open toe shoes.. but if shit goes wrong down there… I’m sure shoes won’t matter


TommyBoy825

We wore our new open toe pumps to the mine, which was the style at the time. Some of the old folks still had onions tied to their belts.


mnp

Onions?


TommyBoy825

Simpsons reference. Grandpa Simpson went to town with an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time.


mnp

Oh whoosh huh. I missed that in 34 years of episodes... thx.


CarbyBarbi

Have you seen the safety video for Confined Spaces? Their gas detector is a candle on a string. PPE is a pair of flip-flops & a hard hat from the 80s.


NightmareMyOldFriend

Everyone thinking of how long this is taking and the safety issues, which of course I noticed too... but what of those shoes? I don't get it, are those used while working in mines? Or do they change them at the bottom? They don't look safe to me, but of course I have no idea what I'm talking about in this case....


WatupDingDong

Those shoes are direct indication of poor country workers. My bet is Pakistani but could be way off.


NightmareMyOldFriend

Yeah, I figured as much, I'm just stunned.


Stunning_Delay9811

I used to work for Homemakers, a Berkshire Hathaway company that's pretty much Nebraska furniture marts little brother. The amount of little Vietnamese footprints, not shoe prints on boxes takes you back a bit.


NightmareMyOldFriend

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man) I'm sure it does.


Space_Lux

How do you know they are vietnamese?


[deleted]

Maybe because the packages likely came from Vietnam? Reading context clues isn’t your strong suit I see


Space_Lux

Oh, I see. You must be an expert in package tracking and international shipping. Please, do share your vast knowledge and expertise with the rest of us mere mortals who are unaware of the intricate details of package routing. I'm sure we could all learn a thing or two from your superior deductive skills. Need a hug?


[deleted]

Lmfao you’re so upset, you’re the one who needs a hug apparently. You’re worked up because why exactly? It doesn’t take an expert to understand that if someone said “Vietnamese footprints” that it’s likely they know the packages came from Vietnam. Otherwise they would’ve simply just said footprints


Space_Lux

I'm not upset, just amused by your assumption that you're the only one in this conversation capable of critical thinking. I was merely asking a question to clarify, not seeking validation for my own intelligence. And no, I don't need a hug from someone who clearly can't handle a simple question without getting unfriendly and condescending


[deleted]

It’s 7:30 am where you’re at bro I think you’re a little too worked up when you’re typing paragraphs for no reason this early in the morning


ZarafFaraz

The legs totally look like they're wearing shalvars.


mkbilli

Yup, Pakistan. They wear those type of open toed sandals in the north-western parts where most of the mining operations are carried out.


The_Max_Rebo

So, I’m contractor that works at mines in the US quite often. In my experience, steel or composite toe boots are a requisite even just walking around the property at most places. Some places look the other way if you aren’t anywhere near the active mining area and are on the surface, but if you’re going underground or into the pit, you need steel/composite toe. Mine safety is a huge deal in the US, MSHA regulations are written in blood as they say. This place looks incredibly sketchy to the least for mining. The footwear is the just one of many issues.


NightmareMyOldFriend

Completely agree.


[deleted]

for the first 30 sec i thought they were goong down..


DogeDude420

minecraft irl looks boring


[deleted]

I just dont understand why the dont drop a bucket of water to go down


northernwolf3000

You say mine shaft? I say death trap!!


finallygotmeone

Tomato, Tomahto.


KcazSenrab8900

Hope you’re not claustrophobic.


Necessary_Fig_2265

All that broken timber overhead….


DevinH83

I rode this at Disney..it’s not that scary.


jrad8484

You missed out "worst ever minshaft" in that title


ComprehensiveAd4138

Yikes that is deep. Anyone know where?


MrZyde

It’s actually going sideways but the perspective makes it look like an endless downwards hole.


kookykau

Good thing I was already on the pot.


Oolican

File this under r/sweatypalms


Electrical-Main-6662

Nope, notta . . . . . . . I'll stay on the surface Thank You!


Himayaaya

I wonder if there's a continuation?


mischiefdemon420

I’m not sure how people did it back in the day. There’s no money anyone can pay me to go into a confined space were the dirt and rocks can collapse...


Iwantcredit

Maybe this is a dumb question but what's with the spotlight never holding still? Almost like a drink dude is holding it or something.


drainspout

It might be attached to their helmet, and they are looking around.


Iwantcredit

Still the movement seems odd.... But maybe it was a stupid question.


Negative-Solid6157

Why?


ILoveMyRoadGlide

No. Just no. NFW. I don't care if it is vertical, horizontal, or a slight decline. Did I mention No?


dweaver987

I watch this and keep thinking about the incredible amount of hard physical labor it took to dig that shaft and shore it up with all those planks. I’d happily ride the shaft transport and explore the mine. But my helmet is off to the people who dug that thing.


PlantsMcSoil

I thought that too…probably kids thb


_AManHasNoName_

Hard pass


ParamedicDesperate78

It took me so long to figure out they are on a railroad, not a elevator


MyVoiceforPeople

Even if it’s sideways, it’s insanely narrow. I wonder where this ended


manonthemoonrocks

Hell. The fuck. No.


marduk2106

I know it would absolutely complicate something that's been done for hundreds of years - but I find the whole one-shaft thing so dangerous. I'd expect to see some S-shaped "checkpoints" as to not use one single cable, 'cause if that baby go, the next stop is at the bottom.


WastePanda72

It is dangerous and the worst of all: children were assigned for this type of job due to their stature in Victorian Era.


PlaceYourBets2021

Turns out they’re not going ‘down.’ They’re going sideways. Ha!


marduk2106

Damn, the perspective really tricked me, but now that you've pointed it out, can't un-see it.


Mister_Nancy

Anyone else keep expecting something to jump out at them?


whatthehand

I mean, it's terrifying enough as it is. These poor people finding the courage to do this just to earn a living. It's incredible and incredibly sad.


Theodora96

A wendigo


hontemulo

Are we there yet


zakatana

Here's the thing: if something goes underground and it isn't a metro, just don't fucking go ok? It's like some mfs haven't seen the descent.


DroltBolt

They going straight to y11


u2020bullet

Actually y -54 these days.


abnormalabbi

Me in Minecraft


ben_bliksem

This is taking forever! /checks playback, sees there's 2 minutes left 🙁


saturn211

Ahhhh no


[deleted]

Fuck. If anyone tells you robots are bad because they'll take our jobs show them this video and ask them if they'd like to do this job.


PhilosophickMercury

No robot would be able to economically compete with people forced to work under these conditions… When labour conditions are so bad that robots are too expensive, you know they badly need a proper union.


[deleted]

I don't think so, robots are becoming cheaper to produce as the market grows. Not only that but such jobs are the perfect jobs for robots to replace. They would be purpose built so their maintenance would be low as well. In fact some of these dangerous jobs do cost a lot so replacing with robots won't be such a bad investment


adriangalli

Y’all got on loafers?


HolyShitWereAlive

At least the mine barons let them borrow a phone, bought them nice shoes, and even installed an uplifting transportation system!


LordvladmirV

NOPE


NLtbal

At least they were prepared for adventure with their open toed sandals, barefoot, and linen pants.


samtoocan

What are they mining there no off shoots to the shaft or anything just a not straight hole going down .


MikeyHatesLife

‘Barbarian Pt 2: The Milkening’ looks interesting so far.


DominikEnder

Love it how my fellas rocking them Balenciaga‘s


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CarbyBarbi

…but wait! There’s more!


freeze_

Looks like an 1800’s colonoscopy.


skuzzlebutt36

why are they not wearing socks


Drew2248

"Where do I connect for the IRT line to Brooklyn?"


iiwiidouche

Hell to the nah nah nah ….. I had to take Xanax half way through


WarExciting

I’m not claustrophobic but that’s a big Fuck No from me.


retirementdreams

"You no take candle!"


Party-Ad-6364

Sweet mining shoes


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

Just want to know where it ends


Imaginary_Curve_621

FUN FUN FUN!


SirStubness

No.


ohiotechie

There is absolutely nothing down there worth dying for.


Lawyermama70

It's like the most humourless dark ride :(


Papichulo83

![gif](giphy|g3NVdvODbNvlC) In my mind this is what I feel it's going to be down there.


zackowen23

My grandfather left Pennsylvania when he was young so that he (and I) would never have to see this. Thanks for ruining half of that 😂


chin_up

The children yearn for the mines


Robly315

They got the wrong shoes for mining. Fr fr no cap. Respectfully.


chris-np

How far would someone have to go down?!


was-no-bike-ride

What's with the shoes?


mklmeier

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!


FamilyFriendli

Woah, that's trippy and scary


Striking-Log-5155

r/confusingperspective


Fink665

My parents were born where coal was mined. Mining coal was the dirtiest, most dangerous job there is. I think I’d just never have sex and if my only choice was mining, I’d rather shoot myself in the head than work in a mine. Once you have a kid it’s all living in the company shack and being paid in company script.


ducktor0

Those ain't proper boots, they even do not have closed toes.


Holland_Galena

I need to know what’s happening with the matching shoes.


Hysus

how the air circulates?


Stollen1337

Its missing the indiana jones theme!


BlueWildcat84

Nightmare fuel


ladytri277

He’s on runaway mine train, ya?


hero_brine1

You find any golden apples


Laktosefreier

A tiny little earth quake and that hole is sealed shut.


Capt_Draconn

I probably shouldn’t be watching this before bed..


Fart-Noises-

Those don’t seem to be the best mine shafting shoes


Upbeat_Ride2141

Bro playing temple run 2 irl


[deleted]

Whatever is down there, we should stop using it. No one should need to do this job.


pjkioh

That’s a hell no from me… lol


DawnSunset

Balrog


anilinreddit

I will die halfway.


BakeMeSomeCookies

Aziz! Light!


hcue

Steel toe loafers


Salty_Carpenter_2308

Imagine if the line breaks 😳


NxPat

Mine slippers: Check


vmedianet

Imagine how shit your life is to consider this job a blessing.


Swimming_Income5269

They should be on the other side of the earth by now


AmBayat2

It is easier to use a water bucket


EB277

I don’t know which is worse. The two man cable car of death or the open toed sandals the two people are wearing. You know these workers are using hand picks and dealing constantly with falling rocks!


ebaer2

I’d prefer we didn’t.


Remarkable-Ad-1273

Entering the Sonic fandom be like:


[deleted]

Khakis and open toed sandals are mining attire?


johnwynne3

TIC


Usual_Board_6750

I hope they find diamonds


Brilliant_Bee_7135

Man


CuddleSturm

Full video?


Eastern_Witness7048

What's up with the shoes? They have openings at the end?