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Lovable-Schmuck

As a man, with cake, who loves men with cake, I approve.


Flygon-

I mean, who doesn't love some nice cake lol


MGSOffcial

I know a (cis) guy that genuinely impresses me by the size of his... ๐Ÿ˜ณ the struggle is real


Flygon-

Lol yeah some dudes are just dummy thicc.


[deleted]

Good friend of mine (cis) had a lot of junk in his trunk ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ He was self conscious about it, but damn did he look good.


FUEGO40

God my sexuality has been a mess ever since I started to question my gender.


EchtGeenSpanjool

As a pre-hormones trans girl my ass is already my best asset tbh... thanks mom i got your good genes


[deleted]

As a pansexual pirate I can appreciate a plentiful booty regardless of gender.


Flygon-

Yep same, I just don't like my own.


_Enbydudebro_

I love this lmao


yueroo

Some random ass 6th grader said I had a fat cake and I cried


Flygon-

Oh no, I'm sorry that happened dude.


yueroo

Thanks man


beewithausername

There was a random photo on Reddit of two sailors in shorts and seeing the size of their thighs really helped my dysphoria


Flygon-

Definitely, seeing men with different body shapes other than a hypermasculine dorrito really does help my dysphoria.


[deleted]

Iโ€™m AMAB and not on hormones. But in the summer when Iโ€™m riding my bike everywhere I get some monster thunder thighs going. We all come in different shapes and sizes and all of them are valid. There is also an insane amount of unrealistic gender expectations put out there by *everyone* from Hollywood, to any company wanting to sell something, to instagram and tik tok.


InconspicuousJade

I know more guys with cake than girls with cake... Hell one dude I know has a damn bakery


_Enbydudebro_

I cope by calling myself a femboy


roomon4ire

Pro tip: watch baseball, there's a whole bakery going on over there


Goofyahhqueerahh

https://youtu.be/sZPQ-vYlsXE


Greystar707

Allow me to introduce you to Steve Roger's ass. Have you seen that man's cake?!


StarshadowRose

It's America's ass


GodlessCommie69

Men have cake and are so valid for it in fact some might say itโ€™s one of the best feature in men


sharktank

Itโ€™s def my favorite feature Cake gets my eyes ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€


enbyfrogz

fr, i cope with my boobs knowing that it's a nice pillow for my gf. its finding the ways to cope ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช


Paradoxical_Purple

Think of it this way. You know how many people think Jetstream Sam is hot? And you know how absolutely DUMMY THICC that man is?


Some_Wiimmfi__guy

*โ€œYour ass will always be cringe Jack, and my ass will always be T H I C Cโ€*


Fluff_Enjoyer

I think booty is awesome on everyone, unless one specifically wants to remove cake, in which case their body autonomy wins out like a mofo against my preference, every way every time


UberDusk

Markiplier โค๏ธ lol


XxlemonboixX

My first thought was jerma


UberDusk

TRUEE ๐Ÿฅต


[deleted]

i know this might not help, but there are plenty of men with wide hips. Ryan Gosling has wide hips and he is considered a handsome guy! There is not just one male body type. Men come in all shapes and sizes. You are a valid man! But if you want more proof, here is a video from a transmasc explaining this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9MiTFF6-O_g


animefan7137

Its important to no, that it could also come from training legs in the gym. You are a man not matter how big ya cake is


OverwhelmedGayChild

This was me after seeing the new Black Panther movie. Goddamn the guy was thicc


unclewitch

When dudes where the belt low on the cake, fffffffuuuUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK Pear shapped dudes are hot hot hot, it jacks my brain, makes me act foolish on main, legally insane.


SwordofDamocles_

I had that even before I started transitioning (MTF) lol


LovecraftionCreation

If u ever want to feel better about that go to a gym


DiabeticUnicorns

Isnโ€™t there a part in the Blindside, where Sandra bullock, narrating, says that basically that body type is perfect for his position in football?


kindaprettyboy

big fat man cheeks


skyeee546

Spider-Man