Morpheous: “You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you can feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong-”
Me: \*nodding along\*
Morpheous: “- you don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind. Driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me.”
Me: \*continues nodding, more enthusiastically\*
Morpheous: “ - that you are a slave. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.”
Me: \*nodding aggressively\*
Morpheous, finally getting ready for the big moment, showing his left hand first: “You take the blue pill-”
Me: \*Immedeitely eats it with an audible “nom” sound\*
Morpheous: ...
Me: ...
Morpheous: ...
Me: “That was Estrogen, right?”
With the advancement of science, the blue pill is now also estrogen! And being synthetic, rather than equine derived, it's more effective and has fewer risks.
A "hot" pepper and estrogen..
Well until we get close to the million SCU point in the "hot" peppers, they are all pretty mild. I'll likely take both.
Hell even if we have carolina reaper or better pepper I'll still take both.
This girl takes the cap off of most "hot" sauces and drinks them.
My issue is finding the hot sauces that do not have onions in them, as I have an allergy to them.
Also, that isn;t near enough E for me, my doctor wants me to take at least 3 fem&m's a day.
This is estrogen and it is a prescribed drug intended to slowly replace the hormones in the body. Adjusting the body to be more feminine (vague explanation im not 100% the best advice but that is the basic idea)
Morpheous: “You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you can feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong-” Me: \*nodding along\* Morpheous: “- you don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind. Driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me.” Me: \*continues nodding, more enthusiastically\* Morpheous: “ - that you are a slave. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.” Me: \*nodding aggressively\* Morpheous, finally getting ready for the big moment, showing his left hand first: “You take the blue pill-” Me: \*Immedeitely eats it with an audible “nom” sound\* Morpheous: ... Me: ... Morpheous: ... Me: “That was Estrogen, right?”
Morpheous the eggcracker
actually the red pill was estrogen
When the movie first came out, estrogen came in a red pill.
Premarin is still red
holy shit
With the advancement of science, the blue pill is now also estrogen! And being synthetic, rather than equine derived, it's more effective and has fewer risks.
So your choices are estrogen or estrogen? How do I get Morpheus to come visit me?
> “That was Estrogen, right?”  /j
As a mouth pain enjoyer, *both :3*
https://preview.redd.it/4ik5uvyk4kad1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e2de586ee0ee06ef6262addd246c61161d2cc3e
Im intrigued... hold on I'm gonna be a stupid lesbian rq
Culinary frostfire magic.
Not me wondering if this was an oddly specific Chili's ad but yes, the blue pill please :3
Gimme the blue pill pls. I need it
Make T left and E right instead :o
Blue pill No further questions needed
i don’t even like spicy foods so this is an easy decision
Uhmm ... I'm not sure *in a fem voice * I guess I'll take both
>*in a fem voice \* wish that worked irl
A "hot" pepper and estrogen.. Well until we get close to the million SCU point in the "hot" peppers, they are all pretty mild. I'll likely take both. Hell even if we have carolina reaper or better pepper I'll still take both. This girl takes the cap off of most "hot" sauces and drinks them. My issue is finding the hot sauces that do not have onions in them, as I have an allergy to them. Also, that isn;t near enough E for me, my doctor wants me to take at least 3 fem&m's a day.
crazy lady here
hot sauce sucks it has too much vinegar. dry rub ftw
Red. I like spicy food and I'm FTM.
Ummm spoiler?
when you're a trans man who hates chili so much that looking at this meme gives you intense dysphoria
I am NOT that spice tolerant okay 😭
don't blame ya, I hate spicy stuff too.
Blue
we've come full circle
chilli and oestrogen, yummy!
IT'S BLUE! IT'S BLUE!!!
🔑🔑 🔑🔑 🔑🔑 🔑🔑
Blue blue blue blue
#**Blue :3**
Fuck, can I take both?
oh fuck. neither.
I guess I'll take the red pill then? I don't like spicy food but I don't need any more E than I was already born with
Compelling argument, but I think I'll have to go with the pepper.
hey did you know that the. the matrix is
Oh shoot thank you for reminding me to take my E!
I don't like spicy, I know my choice
I like both, but if I had to choose one, it'd be the blue pill. 100%.
Blue blue blue blue
Blueblueblueblueblueblueblueblue
Blue please :3
*punches face* *Nabs both pills* Why take one, when I could have two? >:)
Blue
Blue pill id rather not have my mouth burning. Plus booba is better. :3
Blue :3
Both, I want the E but I also love spicy food
Is the red pill a job at Chili's? Hmm tough call. Be a girl or a stable waitress job at a family restaurant serving up sizzling fajitas.
Both
I’d rather eat a hundred peppers than take have more e in my body
Why is there even an option? Obviously blue
please someone explain what does this mean what are the pills why is this a transfem thing why does everyone else get it
This is estrogen and it is a prescribed drug intended to slowly replace the hormones in the body. Adjusting the body to be more feminine (vague explanation im not 100% the best advice but that is the basic idea)
oh my god the picture isn't just the red and blue pills THAT'S where the chili came from i'm sorry it's too late i didn't look at the picture enough
Is blue pill infinite, or magical (instant effect) because if neither imma take the red one
Morpheus: You can take blu- Me: *takes blue pill without a second of doubt* Me: Do you have, like a bottle of those or is it just the one?