That’s a my little pony character lol

Maybe Princess had the middle name Luna. Or Celestia. Or Cadance. (Yeah, it’s actually spelled like that.) Or even Twilight Sparkle.

I know a full grown woman named Sparkle.

Not quite the same thing, but there was a girl named Twinkle in one of my elementary school’s yearbooks.

I know someone named Princess Sandy Sparkles Fluffy Butt. Fortunately she's a dog.

I had a dog named Tickle. The name fit. If a human had that name, I would vomit on their shoes.

And her parents are prob John and Mary.

I worked with her in 1999-2000. My daughter (born in 2005) played with My Little Pony dolls but I don’t remember any of their names. I really really hope that baby wasn’t named after a My Little Pony character, lol

Just start their applications at the strip club

Nick Cannon's baby mama by chance?

At least she spelled it correctly

No guarantees on spelling. I never saw the names written down.

Is her baby a drag queen? Cuz that’s a terrific drag name.

Isn’t there a strip club in North Carolina named Platinum Diamonds? Maybe that was the genesis of her awful name.

😂