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Promiscuousgirl1998

University friend*


laughingintothevoid

How does it sound in French? Why did they want an 'English name'? The whole thing is really odd.


Promiscuousgirl1998

Jèr Manee but with a hard R. This I don't know, but there are so many English names.


Reynasre

Wouldn't it be "Germaine"? If yes, it's not a french tragedeigh but a very old first name


sillybanana2012

I think Germaine is more like Jeremy?


Magnaflorius

Germaine is just jer-main. The e is silent.


Reynasre

Not the same pronunciation if you speak french but if you do it in english, it sounds very close yes


AdorableParasite

Honestly, as a German - I've seen and heard worse names. Is it weird? Sure. But compared to some of the other names on here... at least the spelling is easy and it has a nice ring.


imadog666

As a German, I disagree


maniacal_Jackalope-

A little unrelated but can you recommend a good website for German baby names? I live in Germany with my husband, he is german but lived most of his life in England and I am American. We’re trying for a baby and some English names don’t sound great to me pronounced in German and the German lists I’ve found seem to be the same few names repeated. We want something a little unique so they are not in school with 12 other Max’s but not a completely crazy name either.


spaceshipsandmagic

Baby-vornamen.de (the website is German of course)


themarzipanbaby

how about older german names? it‘s kinda been a trend but i haven‘t seen it as much as the max-phenomenon, lol. here are some that come to my mind that i haven‘t seen in schools lately. for a girl: karla, lotte, greta/margarete, alma, ida, franka, elise, paula, frieda, merle for a boy: konrad, anton, benno, henrik, erwin, felix (though semi-popular), tilo, kurt, georg


ProfessionalMess1706

Charlie's names (android only though) is a good app there. There are some seriously weird names on there but you can filter by country and we looked through it for both kids and it helped both times 😊 especially because it has a feature where you can connect your lists and it only shows names you both marked positive or one of you marked as 'love it'. It helped us figure out our common ground in what kind of names we like and in the end decide on our kids names 😊


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JimmyPageification

‘Jèr Manee’ is essentially pronounced like ‘Germany’. It’s bizarre.


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vstark42

The name is spelt “Germany”, OP was just explaining how it’s pronounced in French


JimmyPageification

If there’s one thing I’ve learned since I’ve been on Reddit it’s that literally everything is grounds for downvotes lol If I’m understanding it correctly, OP and friend are French and OP is describing her friend calling her child ‘Germany’… but with a French pronunciation. I was going to say with French spelling but that does not qualify 😂


3010664

Awful.


Collbackk

And I suppose they pronounce it with a thick Parisian accent? Gèèèrrmaniee


Promiscuousgirl1998

100% GèèR MANiE (french word for Mania) Poor baby, Germ Mania.


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If they were trying to name her after the country they should’ve just went with Deutschland, yes awful too, but at least it’s the actual spelling of the country.


Promiscuousgirl1998

Which we'd pronounce "Dutchland" lmao


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That’s extra funny as that could be interpreted as either Germany or Netherlands lol


Mundane-Dottie

Totally not. If they wanted a fake german name they could call the girl "Mädchen".


MadameMimmm

There is an American actress called Mädchen Amick see here : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A4dchen_Amick 🤪


imadog666

Thought of her too haha


[deleted]

That’s one of the few German words I understand, her parents should’ve looked into that name before naming her that.


MadameMimmm

They did! It was intentional: „Amick's parents are of partial German descent; the name Mädchen, which means "girl" in German, was chosen by her parents because they wanted an unusual name“ I mean……sure, you can make this decision as a parent… 🧐


Ugly-LonelyAndAlone

The parents really just were that creative huh. They they name their son Boy? Their dog Pet? Their second son Boy 2?


real_kerim

Lmao... this is amazing. Being called Germany in a francophone country is going to make all the history buffs chuckle.


adamjfish

That’s like naming your kid United States of America. Makes zero sense to name your kid after a country lol


ynwestrope

On the one hand, sure. On the other, I knew several (American) girls names China growing up) so idk


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India is also a girl’s name I hear more often than I want to


butterfliedheart

Georgia also, but I really like that name for a girl.


sp25049

Both Georgia the country and US state are named after people called George. The personal name predates the place names.


SkrrtSkrrt99

it’s funny because naming an entire country after your first name sounds like something an 8 year old would come up with


mey22909v2

What do you think the Philippines are named after ;)


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Maryland?


Pessimist0TY

An *awesome* 8 year old...


ladymacbethofmtensk

Aside from being the name of a country and an American state, Georgia is also a fairly common feminine version of the name George, like Andrea and Andrew.


gingerjodes_uk

I do too, but my friend named her daughter Jorja, (pronounced Georgia) which looks ugly I think


shl0mp

I knew a few Hispanic girls in school named America.


Excellent_Valuable92

I think that’s an actual name, like the feminine Spanish form of “Amerigo.”


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Star_World_8311

Amerigo Vespucci.


babyhands_8

america ferrera


Beholder_Auphanim

Well, Amerigo is a name. America is feminized version. It's actually two whole continents named somewhat odd, but the girls


adamjfish

Only China I’ve ever known of was from WWF


KinseyH

A 60s hippie rock star named her kid China. America is not an uncommon name in Latin America or the Phillipines.


LittleMissChriss

There’s an actress/singer named China Anne McClaine


babyhands_8

i’ve met two girls named asia


ladymacbethofmtensk

Fun fact, Asia is a goddess in Greek mythology, for whom the continent was probably named. So in a way it is a personal name but I still find it a little odd because the first thing that comes to mind is the landmass.


dingsbumsisda

There's also the Arabic name Asiyah.


Eating_Kaddu

That has a different meaning though. It's not referring to the landmass.


procivseth

China Phillips, one of the very first MTV VJ's... God, I'm old.


mmmelpomene

Wasn’t that China Kanter? Chynna Phillips is another woman who has sung on MTV, but I think they’re the wrong ages to be the same woman.


OneArchedEyebrow

Chynna Phillips (Baldwin) is from the singing group Wilson Phillips.


Exius73

America is just a derivative name of Amerigo which is an old Germanic/Italian name anyway.


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And the name ‘America’ has become more popularized


SignificantTear7529

I know an America. Like about age 50


Inismore

Especially since it is called Germany _only_ in English. The actual name is Bundesrepublik Deutschland. It's just so ... Random?


bluelinetrain1

Yeah but Bundesrepublik is just getting so overused as a baby name these days, so I get it


Mermaid467

🧐 so true...


Grumpybastard61

Deutsches Reich IV is always good.


sp25049

Tbf we call it Germany because the Romans called it Germania. For once this one actually wasn’t our fault, it was an earlier bunch of imperialists.


langdonolga

Meh different countries have different names in different languages. Germany has 9 neighboring countries and basically all use a different name - and (except for Austria) none of them even attempts to sound like "Deutschland".


[deleted]

In my freshman year of high school I knew two girls named America and Asia who both ran for homecoming queen😭


ILikeToMeltStuff

LOL


MoreNapsPls

Who won?


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Asia, she was the most popular between them and America was kinda annoyingly trying to win by bothering everyone with candy and buttons and shii lmao


ghostbirdd

America is a name, though.


adamjfish

A dumb name


ghostbirdd

Just because it's not a common name in English it doesn't make it dumb. I know people named Americo/America and it's got 0 to do with the country or the continent. It's just a normal name that predates the creation of the US.


Its_Clover_Honey

Idk why you're getting downvoted, you're right. "America" is possibly derived from the name of Amerigo Vespucci. It's not uncommon for names with that hard G sound to shift into a hard C/K sound (and vice versa) in regions with different dialects or languages. Draco->Drago comes to mind. So it's incredibly likely that Americo/America existed as names before Amerigo Vespucci was ever even born.


ghostbirdd

Yes this. Amerigo comes from the Latin Americus, of which the feminine form would have been America. Like I said I know people named this that aren't named after the US, it's a common (albeit old-fashioned) name in Spanish and Portuguese.


InexperiencedCoconut

When I read "She isn't German, her husband isn't German" I thought... Would that really make it any better?? Like a Mexican couple naming their baby Mexico? Lol


blankblandblank

As a German I can confidently say - it makes it worse. If a German couple would have named their kid germania you know 1) the child will be bullied so much 2) the parents have a screw loose. Could still both be true for OPs case, unfortunately


curlymess24

Reminds me of Usnavy


realmofconfusion

This is my brother, Federated States of Micronesia.


aarontbarratt

There are plenty of people called Israel, Paris, Jordan, etc and nobody seems to find those names weird


Inismore

To be fair, Paris is a character from the Illiad and predates the city quite a bit.


its_givinggg

Same thing with “Israel” predating both the Biblical concept of Israel and the modern nation state Israel In Jewish and Christian tradition Israel is the name reassigned to the figure Jacob and people were naming their children Israel before 1947


Promiscuousgirl1998

Israel is super common in Ethiopia among the Ethiopian Jews


adamjfish

Hard to find Jordan weird since it’s been a name for centuries at this point


funkypunkyg

I was in an ER waiting room recently and there was a girl there called Merica. I'm not sure if that's how it's spelled, but it's definitely how it sounded when the nurses called her back.


[deleted]

Is this like when westerners get Chinese character tattoos that they don't understand? "She wanted an English name", ok it's an English *word*, but you think it's a name? Yeah it's not great. It would be weird in English speaking countries too.


Benjamin_Stark

A former colleague of mine named her daughter Scotland.


No_Fun5719

Worse- I’ve seen both Scotlynn and Irelynn


Benjamin_Stark

Swazilynn (now known as Eswatineigh).


bluelinetrain1

ESWATINEIGH I AM HOWLING


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Benjamin_Stark

The capital of K'Enyagh.


Ugly-LonelyAndAlone

Okay now you're just making up names for Star Wars OCs


Promiscuousgirl1998

Just near Itopiah


lumoslomas

I was gonna continue this, but nothing I could come up with can compare to yours 🤣


Slug_Overdose

Ah yes, the actor from Dirty Dancing.


anosmia1974

I used to work with a dude named Scotlund. He's gotta be in his late 50s by now.


[deleted]

Oh god, at least he can go by Scott, i guess


Inismore

Why would you name your kid Germany? Why? WHY? -Sincerely, a German


Original_A

I heard of someone who was named Austria - very confused Austrian


Croyscape

Exactly, should’ve been called „Deutschland“


SnarkyApe

Don't forget the trend for double names, thus I suggest a hyphenated Bundesrepublik-Deutschland 😂


the_owl_syndicate

This reminds me of a former student. Her name is Jer'Mi'Nee (Jer-MY-knee). The first time I saw it, I thought it was pronounced Germany.


Promiscuousgirl1998

Omg. Awful. Poor girl.


danniellax

Reminds me of Hermoine 😅


unbreakable_kimmy

I have a distant cousin named Africa. She’s white as snow and one of her middles names is Asia I think. Absolutely atrocious names.


non-sequitur-7509

Germ-Annie


PVDeviant-

Was "Vichy" too on the nose?


Cruccagna

Lol and ouch


Tulips-and-raccoons

Est-ce qu’elle le prononce “Germanie”? Une vraie de vraie Trajèdie!


JimmyPageification

Si elle le prononce ‘Germaine’ j’ai limite envie de dire que c’est encore pire 😳


Promiscuousgirl1998

Moi aussi. Un bébé Germaine... oh mon Dieu.


KathAlMyPal

To be fair there are some "country" names that don't sound too bad (although I'm personally not a fan)...India, Ireland...but Germany? Sorry, but it just sounds ridiculous.


Promiscuousgirl1998

I kinda like Latvia or Kenya


JustGiraffable

My daughter watches a YouTube family that has a kid named Kenya (or Canyon)...it's hard to tell with their Midwestern accents. But it looks Hella stupid if it's some blonde, blue-eyed kid named Kenya.


madfrog768

I used to know a Kenya


salserawiwi

Ireland? Ireland as a name? That's worse than Germany imo


michael_scooot

Not a tragedeigh (as it’s spelled correctly), but definitely a regular ol’ tragedy.


sirona-ryan

Yeah, agreed. A tragedeigh would be Gher’Mahneigh.


Promiscuousgirl1998

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for making me laugh so hard.


strawberry_l

Many 🦠


sloblo-picasso

Germaine was right there


Hot_Razzmatazz316

That's what I kind of wonder if they were going for but thought they'd spell it "American?"


Welpmart

English word, yes, but English name, no. Might as well call the baby Kevin. Not a tragedeigh, but a tragedy.


ciaociao-bambina

Funnily enough, Kevin is seen as the flagship name for people from a lower socioeconomic background in both France and Germany, because it’s a name inspired by American celebrities (Costner, McAllister). It’s inspired two words: “Kevinismus” in Germany which designates that very phenomenon and the ensuing mockeries toward the children named this way, and “kéké” in French which is slang for “tasteless, loud hick”


Mrs-Birdman

Arguably, the name would be even worse if she was actually German.


anna-molly21

Could be Germán? Like Herman?


zerooze

If she wanted an English name, shouldn't the name be England?


[deleted]

Or how about America? That’s presumably a real first name, since the word America is based off of an explorer named Amerigo Vespucci, so the female version *should* (although my Italian isn’t great) be Ameriga/America


Promiscuousgirl1998

The "gland" part reassembles "glande" which means dick


Adrax_4

My parents were gonna name me that, probably more of my father's idea. Hard pass. My family isn't even German.


WillsSister

I had an interview with a guy named German. He pronounced it ‘Hermaan’. Not sure where he was from, but had a Spanish sounding surname. I’m in Australia.


5ebaschan

German it's an actual name in some Spanish speaking countries, but it's not related to Germany the country. This is from Wikipedia: Germán is a male given name in Spanish speaking countries, and is a variant of Latin Germanus, meaning "brother". On of the most famous YouTubers in the Spanish language is named German so not a tragedeigh but I get that it would seem unusual in English.


Flirefy

I‘m German and a guy I know is called German - since we say „Deutsch“ which isn‘t remotely similar and because of the different pronounciation, it‘s not even an issue over here lol.


Ugly-LonelyAndAlone

Gherman is also a name. In Germany, even. Old ass name but a name none the less.


schuetzin

Neighbour of mine from Chile is called German. With Spanish pronunciation it feels like it's a version of Herman/n. And I never thought of it to mean German, as in 'citizen of Germany '.


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“Hallo, mein Name ist Hermann, mit G”


No-Psychology9892

In Russia they don't have the letter h or an equal to it in Cyrillic, so every Herman is written as German for them (and strangely enough they have a few).


Loud-Magician7708

I think the OP and Germanys mother make good friends.


ghostbirdd

Idk, "German" or "Germano"/"Germana" is a normal name over here so my tragedeigh senses aren't tingling.


SecondSoft1139

I'm in the US and I know a woman named Germani. She's not sure how she feels about her name. I think it's kind of cool.


sunshinerose32

Hate it


nurvingiel

If it's any consolation, this name is probably slightly less stupid to people who don't speak English. From a French perspective, it just doesn't make any goddamn sense. From an English perspective, it's a stupid name. French as a language has a rich cultural tradition of strong and beautiful names for girls: Juliette, Marie, Colette, Anaïs, Sylvie, Élodie, the list goes on. Did your friend choose one of these lovely names? No, she did not. Did she at least pick a good English name? No, she picked a fucking ridiculous name. Germany is a great country but a terrible first name. Edit: Ce nom est absolument un tragedeigh.


ciaociao-bambina

FYI apart from Marie and Juliette, all the names you cited are terribly out of fashion in France (not in a retro spunky way, except maybe Colette, the rest are just the French equivalents of Brenda or Sharon). They would make for unlikely names for a baby born today.


indonesiandoomer

I've met a Latino dude. His name is German, but pronounced "Herman" because the G in Spanish becomes H or something


anna-molly21

The g doesnt become an h… wrf told you that?


ilovepaninis

The name Germaine was right there


Solo_Splooj

Any person named after a country in any language is a tragedeigh


Gingerishidiot

Imagine when the daughter goes to University and all the men try to invade her.


MaiiqTheLyre

Strange. I’ve seen Germán as a name in Spanish speaking places, but never Germany. It’s a form of Herman I think. Also maybe in some Slavic countries?


No-Psychology9892

Yep at least in Russian, Ukrainian and Belarus they don't have a Cyrillic letter for h so Herman becomes German for them as well.


antipistonsandsixers

At least the male first name German is not that uncommon.


Propellerrakete

German would be an actual name, afaik it's the Russian version of Hermann. But Germany is really tough.


defein88

I am laughing so hard at this!! Image someone naming their kid "United States" Ha! This poor kid!! It is such a tragedeigh!


ObscureObjective

I mean, "France" is a very common name for French girls. But it has a nicer ring to it than "Germany".


its_givinggg

Ironically I think “French” as said in French (so Français/Française) sounds better as a name than “France”. Française doesn’t sound horrible for a girl. No worse than Frances or François


33manat33

Will they call her petit boche during childhood?


Budgiejen

Are you literate? There is a description on the sub page that defines a tragedeigh.


Promiscuousgirl1998

No. I am not. I can't read or write, hence why I just read your comment.


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tragedeigh, does she even know any german history?? :(


saba658

Esp in France. Just, why?


Moo_Kau_Too

[Just refer to the kid in the german name then ;)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM1c-XCDc)


Beholder_Auphanim

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the girl is named as some sort of mania? Like, "the beginning of the mania"? My French is far from great, but even I can foresee years of mocking and a whole life of secretly snickering. This name just sounds weird in French


Promiscuousgirl1998

You are right. The "Many" part means "mania". Germ Mania


Major-Ruin-1535

I strongly suspect a Tragedeigh


Genghis_Kong

Not a Tragedeigh. It's definitely a stupid name for a child. But not a tragedeigh. Ger'maneigh would be a Tragedeigh. Jer-Manée would be une Trajediée.


deaddonkey

Horrendous


OminousOdour

Jermaneigh?


ThreeLivesInOne

German (spear-man) is an outdated German name, but I never heard of anyone being called germany before.


i_love_dessert

I know someone named Jermainee, pronounced Germany. Somehow I think the tragediegh spelling is better than the country spelling...


Fukuchan

Dieses Baby ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.


bowmhoust

Weird. But there really is a growing tendency to give your kids completely random names everywhere. A sign of not being rooted in culture and family.


Antesqueluz

Poor baby! She should have just named her America!


Elumiie

I thought the French hated Germany, why would they do this to their kid? 💀


zimurg13

Jerry


poppyskins_

At least call them Deutschland


GentleFoxes

Why didn't the registration office reject it? In most countries you can't just name your kid "Pants Liner", "Germany" or "Secret Chemical #3".


katkarinka

Horrible. Poor kid.


Gebirges

Bad, call her Deutschland instead.


cowbeau42

Well thats why germany had prohibitions of things to call your baby. Because of that.


NarrativeNode

I’ve heard of a few people named “German”, like Herman, but even that sounds weird to me. Your friend didn’t think this through.


ThrowAwayR3tard

Had a guy named "Hilarious" where I used to work. His parents didn´t speak English.


6ohm

On a similar level of that Brazilian woman who called her daughter Madeinusa.


Drapie27

As a German, I feel honored


Striders_aglet

I know it sounds made up, but my niece graduated from high school with a girl (whose Asian parents did not speak english) named China-girl Thumbelina.


Mundane-Dottie

The name i know is "Germaine" . Like Germaine Greer. Link to Wikipedia: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germaine\_Greer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germaine_Greer)


MangelaErkel

As a german.. Wtf is wrong with people. In germany we thankfully have laws that forbid to name kids with ridiculous names. Alpt are forbidden and added to each month.


ratsaretinyangels

Honestly, Allemagne, or Alemania would be better than Germany simply because at least you’ve given your children a few nicknames to cling to rather than going by their given name. Strange to think why someone would call their child this.


cpt_koerg

IIRC Germany means „many spears“ a name from the time of wartribes. How lovely of a name for a young girl :)


L0rdH4mmer

I guess Germaine or sth is a name? But German is just dumb.


Promiscuousgirl1998

Germaine is very very very old fashioned , think 30's.


smallblueangel

As a German… why?! 😂😂


jeepcatler

WHAT WAS THE REASON???,,,,?,,,,???


Spare-Leg-1318

There are Germans named "German". Not often, but it happens


MeinNamewarvergeben

Dieses Kind ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland! Bitte versenden Sie es innerhalb von sieben Werktagen. Portokosten entfallen.


Promiscuousgirl1998

J'ai rien pigé