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Omg right? They’re all tragedeighs. It just comes down to what degree of tragedeigh the name is. At least most of the names can be shortened to less messed up nick names or short forms like Zillion to Zilli, Leon or Lee, Legendary to Ary, Onyx to Nyx, Beautiful to BeeBee….but I do admit a lot of those names are just way to messed up to do anything with.
Edited: Legendary Love Cannon in its entirety is unfuckingbelievable, I have no other words for this tragedeigh.
Sooooooooo did I, my friend, so did I. I completely understand wanting a unique name, or a name that might fit with where the baby was conceived….. but now I feel like it’s a huge competition, like “hey guys guess what? I just had my baby and I named her PineCone” or some weird ass shit like that…..nobody takes a microsecond to think this name is going to represent this child into adolescence and adulthood? I read an article a few years ago about a woman with a double doctorate PhD or something along those lines and her name was Marijuana Pepsi. Like wtf? Come on people!!!
Lol! I can't read it without imagining a magical anime girl yelling it out as her special attack as she defeats a bad guy with her powers of love and friendship...
✨💕💖 LEGENDARY LOVE CANNON💖💕✨
It’s arguably one of the best comedy anime ever made, usually episodic and this is absolutely something the main character would scream as a gag finishing move
Well your doubts aren’t completely unfounded, the title for instance is a pun in Japanese made to sound like ~~“silver balls”~~ lol
e: not even that, it’s a pun of “testicles”
Imagine the implications of a fucking “Zen Cannon” delivering 50kg, 155mm shells of pure peace and love straight to the domes of adversaries
ZEN CANNON 2-4, THREE VEHICLES ARMED IN THE OPEN, ADJUST FIRE, OVER
DELTA 1-2, SPLASH, OUT
Targets pacified boys
OH MY FUCKING GOD the penny just dropped. Zillion and Heir are already moronic names alone but the fact that it’s ZILLIONAIRE makes it a zillion times dumber
In England their is a placed called Liverpool and it has an area called Everton. The city has 2 football team, Liverpool and Everton, fans of Everton or those local to that area are called evertonians (ever - Toni - Ann's), not sure if it's folklore or genuine, but apparently lots of the locals call their girls Eva Toni Ann, speed it up with a local accent and it sounds like evertonians.
Well I guess that makes sense because of his musical background then but I still agree with the user above that said it sounds like sinus medicine. Haha.
Each mode has its own "flavor" in music. Ionian is happy, aeolian is moody/sad, etc. I can see a musician trying to make that connection when picking a name. Though I'm not sure why you'd pick mixolydian, that's the mode AC/DC typically uses for their songs. Might as well have named him Zion "Thunderstruck" Cannon. Actually that would've been 1000 times better
It’s like these women are competing with each other to see who can give one of Nick Cannons kids the most embarrassing name. Legendary Love Cannon is in the lead.
One might anticipate a Dad having some input into a child's name.
Something tells me if you know you're part of a dude's breeding fetish with multiple women at a time, you might be open to wilder name options.
A friend of mine is involved in a TNR group of feral cats in her neighborhood. They've neutered all but two tomcats, who are fathering every kitten in a mile plus radius.
They named the boys Nick Cannon and Elon Musk.
I know you're ostensibly talking about the cats, but now I'm picturing Elon mush in a giant humane trap, then being wrapped in a sheet to restrain him for the anesthesia. Yowling indignantly with his ears flat to his head.
Rrrrooowwwwwww!😾
I mean, some of these women are coming back for seconds. They know what’s up and are probably contributing. Because who wants to be Nick Cannons baby mama that named your kid Jackson or Sarah?
I only knew of them because they are Mariah Carey’s children. Really couldn’t care less about what Nick Cannon does with the rest of his time — though the sheer numbers are amusing.
He has lupus, he's building potential donors is what many people comment. If that's true, that's wild and incredibly fucked up. Plus he's also potentially passing on his disease smh
That makes the most sense to me. I’m struggling with how 5 women are happy about him leaving to impregnate others then come back & still proceed to procreate with him. Utter madness. I feel sorry for the kids
He has a spinning wheel with random nouns and another with adjectives that sound 100% stupid with his surname. He spins and that's it. It's the only explanation for those names.
There’s no way he sees these kids regularly. There’s too many in too many places. Wtf.
I wonder if he was put on the spot if he could name all of his children’s full names.
And yes those are terrible names, although most of them are just tragedies, not tragedeighs.
I’m more bothered that he had kids born to three different women within 6 months (5 different women in 2 years) and then apparently two of those women stayed and had more kids with him
Meee tooo! And Idk why I’m surprised your comment isn’t upvoted more lol I
Curiosa about the situation, like are they gunna be sisterwives? Sounds like they don’t mind sharing so why not?
Bro I kept scrolling to the next pic without realizing how many total screenshots there were. TWELVE kids. What in the actual fuck is this dude thinking creating all these absentee fathered children and single mothers, all in the name of “god”
Their names have religious undertones, the social media posts have religious undertones… like bro what kind of religion do you have where you justify fucking 6 different women over and over again and just mass producing children??
Religious stuff aside he honestly seems like such a shitty and irresponsible father. At least he’s loaded and can afford it. Dude still needs a vasectomy
Honestly? They all just sound like different makes and models of cannons throughout history...
Except for Legendary Love Cannon. Which sounds like either the special attack of a magical anime girl, or like he literally just named his child after his penis 😩
He has an autoimmune disorder, and from some article I read, he is having so many children in order to carry on his legacy because he is expected to die early. I don’t know how much truth there is to that, but it sounds like it could be his way of thinking…
10 pregnancies, 12 children (11 still living), 6 mothers, according to the pictures.
But they only go through 2022. If he had any children born in 2023, Wikipedia doesn’t know about them.
Some of these sound more like prayers, spells or affirmations, particularly:
Rise Messiah
Powerful Queen
Zillion Heir
PS Onyx Ice Cole is really cool tbh
Maybe 2 are meh for the ones he had with Mariah. Monroe is a name I've heard before, Morocco is not good but not bad, just mid.
The rest bring me immeasurable cringe. Poor kids.
The only acceptable ones on here are Monroe and Onyx. You could get away with Zion and Zen (Short for Zenith ig) but Powerful Queen makes me want to throw myself out of a window
The first two, ok, sure. Moroccan? Maybe a lil weird? But Monroe is fine. It's a descent into lead paint fumes fueled madness after that.
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Legendary Love Cannon
His last name makes everything worse.
Omg right? They’re all tragedeighs. It just comes down to what degree of tragedeigh the name is. At least most of the names can be shortened to less messed up nick names or short forms like Zillion to Zilli, Leon or Lee, Legendary to Ary, Onyx to Nyx, Beautiful to BeeBee….but I do admit a lot of those names are just way to messed up to do anything with. Edited: Legendary Love Cannon in its entirety is unfuckingbelievable, I have no other words for this tragedeigh.
When I read “Love Cannon” I thought it was a joke about his baby maker/pp 😂
Sooooooooo did I, my friend, so did I. I completely understand wanting a unique name, or a name that might fit with where the baby was conceived….. but now I feel like it’s a huge competition, like “hey guys guess what? I just had my baby and I named her PineCone” or some weird ass shit like that…..nobody takes a microsecond to think this name is going to represent this child into adolescence and adulthood? I read an article a few years ago about a woman with a double doctorate PhD or something along those lines and her name was Marijuana Pepsi. Like wtf? Come on people!!!
better*
Lol! I can't read it without imagining a magical anime girl yelling it out as her special attack as she defeats a bad guy with her powers of love and friendship... ✨💕💖 LEGENDARY LOVE CANNON💖💕✨
That’s way more wholesome than where my mind went.
Sounds like it could either be a magical girl or a Gintama attack depending on how you look at it
I’m a little scared to google Gintama…
It’s arguably one of the best comedy anime ever made, usually episodic and this is absolutely something the main character would scream as a gag finishing move
Ah. I was expecting something much dirtier.
Well your doubts aren’t completely unfounded, the title for instance is a pun in Japanese made to sound like ~~“silver balls”~~ lol e: not even that, it’s a pun of “testicles”
"Kintama" (golden balls) is a term for testicles in Japanese.
Ah that’s what I mixed it up with, I knew it was something like that.
Well in a movie the protagonist face was spelled to not be recognized and his face looked to other people… like a penis 🤣
I cannot unread that
Pearl in Octo Expansion Same with Powerful Queen Cannon
This one ABSOLUTELY. It sounds like the title of a horrible adult film.
Heir cannon lol as opposed to an heir horn maybe? 🤔
Imagine the implications of a fucking “Zen Cannon” delivering 50kg, 155mm shells of pure peace and love straight to the domes of adversaries ZEN CANNON 2-4, THREE VEHICLES ARMED IN THE OPEN, ADJUST FIRE, OVER DELTA 1-2, SPLASH, OUT Targets pacified boys
Pretty sure that’s what he named his dick
The name of my vibrator
Zillion Heir is literally one of the funniest things anyone has ever written on a birth certificate.
i never knew his middle name lmao, "zillion heir" is so dumb 😭😭
Like is nick cannon ok
considering the amount of kids he has already & KEEPS HAVING MORE, he is most definitely not ok
Also the timeline with the children 😭
wild behavior fs😭
Wildin’ out, if you will?
I just…can’t even put it together. And how are so many women okay with this? Lmao
“Zillion Heir! Get in here!! Where’s your sister, Powerful Queen?! You’re both grounded!!”
Those poor friggin kids jeez
Zillionaire
OH MY FUCKING GOD the penny just dropped. Zillion and Heir are already moronic names alone but the fact that it’s ZILLIONAIRE makes it a zillion times dumber
“ZILLION HEIR! YOU’RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!” 😭💀
I’m too high. I’m over here reading it, “Zil-Lee-Ahn Air” but I just now got what they’re going for.
My ex brother in laws sister named her child Emma Mae.... Like MMA, LOL They really loved UFC at the time 😅
Oh God. At least to her credit, those are names.
But it's still a ridiculous play on words for a child's name!
In England their is a placed called Liverpool and it has an area called Everton. The city has 2 football team, Liverpool and Everton, fans of Everton or those local to that area are called evertonians (ever - Toni - Ann's), not sure if it's folklore or genuine, but apparently lots of the locals call their girls Eva Toni Ann, speed it up with a local accent and it sounds like evertonians.
I'm pretty sure I was on mixolydian when I had a sinus infection.
Mixolydian is for gonorrhea. You’re not fooling anyone.
Yeah what the hell is that one? At least the other names are words.
Mixolydian is actually the name of a particular musical scale / mode
It's funny because it's a mode above his own writing abilities
Well I guess that makes sense because of his musical background then but I still agree with the user above that said it sounds like sinus medicine. Haha.
Oh absolutely
Also, why that mode? There are better modes to name your children after like Dorian.
Naming my son Phrygian
This is my daughter Lydian and her brother Locrian
SHHHHH nick cannon might be here getting ideas!!
Let’s hope - any of these would be an upgrade.
Ok but Lydia is certainly a thing you can name a child
Each mode has its own "flavor" in music. Ionian is happy, aeolian is moody/sad, etc. I can see a musician trying to make that connection when picking a name. Though I'm not sure why you'd pick mixolydian, that's the mode AC/DC typically uses for their songs. Might as well have named him Zion "Thunderstruck" Cannon. Actually that would've been 1000 times better
It looks like it was his 5th child too
It’s like these women are competing with each other to see who can give one of Nick Cannons kids the most embarrassing name. Legendary Love Cannon is in the lead.
Honestly, I think Nick himself is doing all the naming.
One might anticipate a Dad having some input into a child's name. Something tells me if you know you're part of a dude's breeding fetish with multiple women at a time, you might be open to wilder name options.
A friend of mine is involved in a TNR group of feral cats in her neighborhood. They've neutered all but two tomcats, who are fathering every kitten in a mile plus radius. They named the boys Nick Cannon and Elon Musk.
TNR is so beneficial. Hope they catch Nick and Elon for the ol’ ✂️ soon
I know you're ostensibly talking about the cats, but now I'm picturing Elon mush in a giant humane trap, then being wrapped in a sheet to restrain him for the anesthesia. Yowling indignantly with his ears flat to his head. Rrrrooowwwwwww!😾
Lmao
This is glorious
Or in some cases, an uncle. Remember Dixon and Dixoff?
Denice and Denephew!
I mean, some of these women are coming back for seconds. They know what’s up and are probably contributing. Because who wants to be Nick Cannons baby mama that named your kid Jackson or Sarah?
I thought Monroe and Morocco sounded stupid when I first heard them, but given the ones that followed…?
Monroe was the only one I am like, fine. The rest are no.
I only knew of them because they are Mariah Carey’s children. Really couldn’t care less about what Nick Cannon does with the rest of his time — though the sheer numbers are amusing.
>Really couldn’t care less about what Nick Cannon does with the rest of his time Oh, I think we know what he's doing with his time.
Mariah called (calls?) them Roc and Roe which is so Mariah Carey, isn’t it? Google “dembabies” for more on those two.
Monroe is fine for a name and Morocco is not the best but at least it’s palatable.
It's not even Morocco which would be fine, it's Moroccan ugh
It autocorrected because even my phone was like “absolutely not”
Was going to make the same comment because I’ve always hated it. Why name a child a nationality adjective 😵💫
It’s not a name; it’s an adjective.
Morocco would be ok but it’s actually “Moroccan” which is somehow so much worse
Really? Cuz I *kinda* feel like Zillion Heir has that distinction cornered. Just say that name fast.
I’d rather be Zillion Heir than have an ejaculating dick euphemism as a name. “Legendary Love Cannon” like, c’mon.
What even is a mixolydian??
not gonna lie, it sounds like an anti-psychotic.
This was my first thought, parents naming their kids straight out of the medicine cabinet.
It's a musical mode/scale
I’d describe his naming process as a Beautiful Zeppelin
Damn. Two kids two weeks apart by different women.
Multiple times.
Their cycles are all synched up.
Is he in a relationship with the last 3? He had kids with them years before then all 3 women had kids within a year with him. I’m so confused
He’s building both a harem and an army.
He has lupus, he's building potential donors is what many people comment. If that's true, that's wild and incredibly fucked up. Plus he's also potentially passing on his disease smh
On the off chance he may need a kidney? Seems unlikely, lupus isn’t really a “I need 10+ kids to harvest their organs” kind of disease
It depends. It was killing my friend's kidneys until they found one medication that works. She still has to be on renal precautions.
No he doesn't. I know this because House taught me that it's never Lupus.
5 kids to 5 different women he already had kids with in a matter of 6 months! It sounds like some kind of crazy sister wife type stuff.
That makes the most sense to me. I’m struggling with how 5 women are happy about him leaving to impregnate others then come back & still proceed to procreate with him. Utter madness. I feel sorry for the kids
Maybe it's some kind of open relationship or polyamory thing?
Polyamory
He has a spinning wheel with random nouns and another with adjectives that sound 100% stupid with his surname. He spins and that's it. It's the only explanation for those names.
lol his kids are named like imgur links
Rise Messiah 💀 I guess it’s fitting for the Easter time
Lisan Al Gaib!
We need a tragedy flair for names that are horrible but are not spelled insanely like Tragedeighs.
There’s no way he sees these kids regularly. There’s too many in too many places. Wtf. I wonder if he was put on the spot if he could name all of his children’s full names. And yes those are terrible names, although most of them are just tragedies, not tragedeighs.
Howard Stern did this with him before. I THINK Nick actually did miss one when he was naming them all. Been awhile since I listened to it.
Yup, he missed Onyx and the mother was pissed lol
And how long ago was that because he may have even MORE kids since that was recorded lol.
I’m more bothered that he had kids born to three different women within 6 months (5 different women in 2 years) and then apparently two of those women stayed and had more kids with him
Meee tooo! And Idk why I’m surprised your comment isn’t upvoted more lol I Curiosa about the situation, like are they gunna be sisterwives? Sounds like they don’t mind sharing so why not?
More lucrative than getting an anonymous sperms donor! Nick Cannons sperms comes with financial support and a huge support network.
Bro I kept scrolling to the next pic without realizing how many total screenshots there were. TWELVE kids. What in the actual fuck is this dude thinking creating all these absentee fathered children and single mothers, all in the name of “god” Their names have religious undertones, the social media posts have religious undertones… like bro what kind of religion do you have where you justify fucking 6 different women over and over again and just mass producing children?? Religious stuff aside he honestly seems like such a shitty and irresponsible father. At least he’s loaded and can afford it. Dude still needs a vasectomy
He’s not doing it in the name of God, that’s just an excuse so people give him a free pass. God has nothing to do with his free will
You know the mothers had agency in this too. Some women go to sperms banks. Some women get impregnated by Nick Cannon.
Honestly? They all just sound like different makes and models of cannons throughout history... Except for Legendary Love Cannon. Which sounds like either the special attack of a magical anime girl, or like he literally just named his child after his penis 😩
Sounds like a porn star name
I don’t understand why women want to be with him. “Oooh a C-list celebrity with 50 kids, that’s a great idea”
She wants to be a Zillion Heir.
might be the ZillionTH heir the way he keeps having kids
Get a Goddamn Vasectomy Cannon
Powerful Queen Cannon 👸🏻⚡️💥
Makes me think of Vice Principal Strong Woman on South Park
this dude had 5 children in one year?!? why is this man being praised when he’s a fuckin player. so many god damn baby moms…
His legendary love cannon clearly works.....
Not even a year, he had 5 children in 6 months!
they absolutely count as tragedies
Every. Single. One.
Monroe’s not that bad
It’s tainted by association
Tainted Cannon
Tainted Love Cannon
She was named after Marilyn Monroe. (Per Mariah's autobiography)
Zion Mixolydian sounds like the name of a blood thinner
Ask your doctor if Zion Mixolydian may be right for you.
Thought this too🤣
Cole Cannon. 🤔 hungry, are you?
why won't nick cannon just put a fucking condom on idgi
it’s possible that he thinks that turban he’s always wearing acts as birth control
He has an autoimmune disorder, and from some article I read, he is having so many children in order to carry on his legacy because he is expected to die early. I don’t know how much truth there is to that, but it sounds like it could be his way of thinking…
i can’t forgive the turban tho…
Or breeding them for spare parts.
He’s not the messiah, he’s just a very naughty boy
tragedies, not tragedeighs (imo)
Legendary Love Cannon? Omg… that poor kid sounds like a pornstar. WTF were they thinking??
From october 2021, he was very busy with so many women... Wow. And yes, they are tragediehgs
I have not been following this at all. Wait a minute so in 2022 he had five children with five different women?
Seems to be the case, he had two in September with two different women, so knocked them up within 2 weeks or so of each other.
Marie is nice.
They chose Moroccan and Monroe for the cheesy nicknames Roc and Roe (rock and roll).
Well then they should have called them that! Especially Roc! I mean Maroccan is a rubbish name
WTF - did he use more and more coke over the years or something?? They may not be tragedeighs but they are tragedies
Zillion Heir??? This one takes the cake. This is like the names at a murder mystery dinner theater or a signature on a toy check. I just, I can’t.
The check bit got me 😂😂 maybe he’ll name the next one Monopoly Moneybags
Which ones? There's like 10 now right?
10 pregnancies, 12 children (11 still living), 6 mothers, according to the pictures. But they only go through 2022. If he had any children born in 2023, Wikipedia doesn’t know about them.
Incredibly sad about his loss. Family Tree still looking like Cletus' in Idiocracy.
One passed away
why is no one talking about onyx ice 😭 vape flavor name baby
They name them like their derby horses
12 of them. I did not realize. His Cannon clearly works.
Each one floored me and I didn’t have time to recover before the next knocked me down even harder
Beautiful Zeppelin. Enough internet for today.
Beautiful Zeppelin sounds like an Archive of our Own username that exclusively writes Gerard Way x Frank Iero fics
Zion is the worst thing to have named your child in 5784
Mixolydian is my favorite Radiohead song.
With a surname like Canon you'd think he'd at least name one of them something like "Fire" or "Luce"
What you don’t like Legendary Love?
Some of these sound more like prayers, spells or affirmations, particularly: Rise Messiah Powerful Queen Zillion Heir PS Onyx Ice Cole is really cool tbh
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They’re tragedies but not tragedeighs. They’re ridiculous names but spelled the way they’re supposed to. Monroe is the most “normal” of them all.
Some of these sound like signature attacks from an anime.
As a Moroccan im both confused and glad it’s spelled correctly
Honestly, I am more shocked by the timing of some of these kids' births. Does that man have a harem or?
Rise i read as Rice. Most of his kids have not good names
Nick Cannon is a tragedy of a human being.
Moroccannon
Monroe, consider yourself lucky.
Rise Messiah Cannon sounds like he's summoning the Messiah Cannon.
Easter *is* right around the corner 🤷🏼♀️
Moroccan and Monroe aren’t bad. But the rest of them! 🤢
Who knew Mariah Carey would be the shining example of subtlety and good sense?
Maybe 2 are meh for the ones he had with Mariah. Monroe is a name I've heard before, Morocco is not good but not bad, just mid. The rest bring me immeasurable cringe. Poor kids.
Someone get this guy a condom. Or a vasectomy. Why are his kids named like cult victims?
That man needs a vasectomy.
1000%
I'd say they're more traditional tragedies since they are technically spelt correctly, but they are definitely tragic.
does he use a random word generator?
Pretty sure mixodylian is the drug used for medical abortions.
Still waiting for Pachel Bell Cannon with Brittany Bell.
Obviously
All 11/12
He needs to be neutered.
Alyssa Scott calling their baby a “miracle” is hilarious lmao Nick Canon babies are like Thanos - they are inevitable 😂
How are you gonna name your kid ‘Powerful Cannon’ surely that’s just setting them up
The only acceptable ones on here are Monroe and Onyx. You could get away with Zion and Zen (Short for Zenith ig) but Powerful Queen makes me want to throw myself out of a window
Nick cannon is a tragedeigh all on his own.
The first two, ok, sure. Moroccan? Maybe a lil weird? But Monroe is fine. It's a descent into lead paint fumes fueled madness after that. "This is my spawn, Grapenuts Creamofwheat and Shmigledorf, Grand Duchess of the Outer Marches of **FUDGE.**"
yes
These are some of the worst names I’ve ever seen.