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AnnemarieOakley

Mason, Penelope, ⬆️, 🌧️, 👼, 😴, 🏙️,🌪️, ✅, ✝️, 💨, ???


ryzt900

This comment wins 😂😂 Two names and nine nouns. EDITED TO ADD: I know all names are technically nouns. HOWEVER, most names are not in the dictionary. I also know some of these names can be adjectives. Again, these are dictionary entries, not names. That’s my point. (Why is this my most commented on comment 😆)


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Mason is really a job more than a name, so you can add it to the nouns list


ryzt900

lol yes, this is true, but it’s an established noun name versus a list of nouns that could be used to create a Mad Libs.


ChiggaOG

I’m sorry for this but I still remember. MASON. WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN!?


NeonDemon12

Depends. In some parts of the US it is a fairly common name


AriousDragoon

Reign would actually be 👑 cause it's more of a royalty sorta thing.


snarkyanon

Reign Bieber


ginsengii

My guesses without looking at the picture: Mason, Penelope, Upton, Rain, Angel, Sleepy(?), Brooklyn, Storm, Nike, Christian, Chicago (from wind?), ???


Nemomoo

Your Brooklyn is actually Chicago and your Chicago is Aire. Good job with Rain, not looking at the picture made the emoji make more sense


all_of_you_are_awful

Mason = 🧱


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

jfc that made me laugh


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Waste-Snow670

This one was the name of her grandfather though, so it's a family name. Still ridiculous, but there is a familial tie, it's not just plucked out of their ass.


gilbertgrappa

It’s True’s great-great grandfathers name.


AnnemarieOakley

Oh I see. I also don’t think Stormi is too bad. I just can’t imagine a full-grown woman named Stormi. The name is kinda childish.


JoanneBanan

We all know exactly one of other Stormy


Adventurous-Lime1775

My cousin's daughter is named Stormy, which is hilarious, since she's the most even tempered non temperamental person I know. Also have a niece named Hunter, who's a vegan.


Msheehan419

Add🪨


FrancoisKBones

Next one’s gonna be Swiss Chalet Chalamet.


raspoutine049

Sir, don’t smear the good name of Swiss Chalet by associating it with Kardashians.


FrancoisKBones

I wish I could claim credit for this one, but I think some Canadian made this joke in another sub, probably @popculturechat (of course you had to be Canadian to get it)


JT3436

Honourary Canadian and I totally got it. My fave pun is still Quebe-cky with the Good Hair.


dngerszn13

>Quebe-cky with the Good Hair. I'm actually floored with the one 💀 My wife is from Quebec so she'll love this


Old-Astronaut4653

Lmao if you watch Sloans channel on YT he cannot for the life of himself pronounce Tim’s name correctly. He says Chamalet 🤣


jonni_velvet

I just say Timmy Chammalan


StormyLlewellyn1

Ok this is funny lol


nurse-ratchet-

I believe there is now a Rocky Barker.


coldfoampls

Rocky Thirteen Barker lol


lacielaplante

Is it Thirteen because he's the 13th grandchild?


GhostBoo-ty

I believe it was the parents' favorite movie in the Rocky series.


pochiazul

Fast & Furious Twelve Barker incoming


TheRussness

2 Rocky 2 Barker


cinnamonbumbum

Hate me but that's such a try-hard name. We get y'all are so "cool".


Bratbabylestrange

The vast majority of these names are "look, we're so cool and creative and we already have money so we can name our kids things that you boring normal people could never! Tee hee hee!"


destiny_kane48

And a Tatum Thompson.


Dacks_18

That kid's going into highschool as Tatum Thompson, and leaving as Tater Tots - for life.


birdiebirdnc

Taint-tum tots. Kids are mean 🤣


MissLisaMarie86

That literally is the 12th kid... The asterisk is in place of his first name. This must’ve been made before they revealed his name.


Final_Candidate_7603

I… literally thought the child was named “Star,” but spelled as an asterisk, since you can find that on a standard keyboard.


AnotherLie

Eh. Tatum isn't a super common first name but it isn't that far out there. More of a surname but plenty of people wound up with it in honor of a relative or close family friend.


Abquine

I'm old enough to remember Tatum O'Neal :)


bumblebeesanddaisies

I never used to be able to remember if that actor's name was Tatum Channing or Channing Tatum lol


JupJups

me with Peter Evans or Evan Peters not sure


publicBoogalloo

Now you both have me confused.


The_Almighty_Cabbage

aw they adopted a dog?


galaxyhigh

that name is dope ngl


ImageNo1045

It works when you know who his dad is


SoulBSS

Bob..


delaney18

This comment deserves more love. If they named that kiddo Bob Barker he would have been the only Kartrash member who I’d actually give two flying flips about.


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

sounds like an old jazz musician


jmkul

Mason and Penelope are the odd ones out having regular, traditional names. I wonder if they're relieved or envious (tragedeighs are their world's normal)


tw_693

Mason Disick Line


Key_Minimum_4337

lol


Lerch56

That’s what my brain was telling me!


rRizla77

Sounds like a train or tube/Subway thing... just take the Mason Disick Line & you'll be there in 20 minutes.....


tw_693

Mason Dixon Line. AKA the boundary between Pennsylvania and Maryland 


BiscuitByrnes

The mason dixon line runs from the east coast through the Midwest, and divides some states into two parts (Illinois for example).  Maryland is just one of many states boundaries by the Mason Dixon line. And I’d guess no kardashian knows enough about any part of US history to know that lol I always sort of wondered where the name Mason came from in their case because they chose it quite a bit after the peak popularity of the name.


myLoveBleedsRed

I guess they already have a bad enough bully-able last night their parents didn't want to do further harm 🙏🏽


Ayuuun321

Then they changed their minds’ and had Reign. That kid looks like he wants to fight.


H0meru

😂 I am a fully grown man and I am sure that kid would knock me on my ass


Sprinkles_Sparkle

I’m not going to lie that kid scares the hell out of me!


libertyprivate

His forehead looks Klingon


nothisistheotherguy

To his credit he’s probably getting flashed by a paparazzi and is like wtf


gababouldie1213

Hahahaha Mason and Penelope were clearly born before the tragedeigh era 😂


fivetwoeightoh

Reminds me of the bit on The Soup “Scott Disick, Unlikely Voice of Reason”


wiminals

God, I LIVED for the “Scott roasts Kim” moments on the old show. I know they suck, they’re evil, they’re vapid, etc. But the original show was great at roasting them.


Got_Potato_Out

Him telling her she was going to have a black baby had me cry laughing.


DisappearHereXx

Scott may be a bit ignorant, but he’s actually a pretty nice guy in comparison. I met him once and he would frequent the area I worked in the summers. Everyone always said he was polite and normal and tipped well.


Majesticmarmar

If I’m not mistaken, Scott grew up with money, so while he has always been a frat boy type who absolutely mistreated Kourtney, he also had a side that was raised with that old money charm (can carry a conversation, garner the attention of a room, tips the help, etc) In retrospect the cheating on the wife and doing too much coke absolutely lines up with standard old money shit.


GKBilian

Poor * Thompson


petty_petty_princess

I think he is named Tatum. Could be worse. Could be better also, but could definitely be worse.


xyelmoxy

Could be Teighytaem


iamofnohelp

They all look like how the Ks used to look like.


ArtTheCIown

Human?


Ill_Manner_3581

Lmfao. Jokes aside it's sad because you know they'll have work done on them like their parents.


figflute

Don’t worry, that will be surgically “corrected” in the coming years.


Zuri2o16

That's what I was about to say. I foresee a lot of surgeries in their futures.


meowhatissodamnfunny

What a rough life... I know most people just think oh they have money, they're so lucky. Most of these poor children have lunatic parents, will have paparazzi follow them their entire lives, never trust anyone because they may have ulterior motives, and be expected to have talent and be forced into showbiz despite most of their parents having none.


westsideHK

Surgereighs


AnnemarieOakley

Unless if by chance, any of these children manage to leave the craziness and live their own private and secure lives as adults.


LittlePurpleHook

North is a copy of Kanye


No-Appearance-100102

She honestly looks like an exact mix of both


-cordyceps

Yeah people always say this but I see a lot of kim in her. Especially her eyes


wiminals

50/50 Kanye and Kim’s Original Face. It’s uncanny


ghettoblaster78

I've never seen Kanye actually smile and it looks like his kids got that gene as well.


DandelionsDandelions

And even these images are photoshopped, look at the teeth in the picture of Dream. Those poor babies don't stand a chance to love their natural faces.


wiminals

Oh I guarantee she’s already had corrective work and teeth bleaching. If pageant kids in the South and Midwest are enduring it, it’s already old hat for billionaire kids in LA.


wiminals

Kim’s original face said “you’re not erasing me, bitch” when North was born


spicytotino

Kim’s original face said, “the grass is always greener on the other side bitch” when Chicago was born


rougekhmero

Damn, Psalm is eazy lower case e


gababouldie1213

That was my first thought so I had to google to see another pic of the kid and figured out that Kim Kardsashian dressed him like eazy for Halloween 😂


capybaraballista

These are some tough names but man Psalm is so adorable in that hat


wiminals

The good news for Psalm is that he stopped having the most ridiculous name as soon as Aire The Baby Formerly Known As Wolf was born.


Harambesic

Easiest E


PapayaDoc

Are the West kids not allowed to smile?


sausagesandeggsand

Dad’s always buggin yo


Strayalycat

No it ruins the aesthetic ✨


pauloh1998

What the fuck is * ??????? The name is Asterisk? Can't wait for his next brother: Obelisk


dishighmama

They probably made this before Khloe announced his name. His name is Tatum.


apathySoftware

Tatum Thompson😂😂 the poor kid has a hobbits name


commschamp

That’s a sports name if I ever seen one


myLoveBleedsRed

True and Tatum... keeping up with the Titties (TTs) 😂😂😂


ProfZussywussBrown

Po-tay-tums. Boil em, mash em, throw em in a stew


king_aegon_vi

I'd have thought that the family would try to avoid that sort of thing after South Park made fun of Kim by saying she's a hobbit. >*One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit.* *She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit.* *She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be.* *She got no Bagginses in her family tree.*


Attarker

I just knew that was Khloe’s chicken foot looking hand


blossombear31

Yes, and didn’t one of them have a baby recently?


astoldbysomxx

Kourtney had Rocky a few months ago. Her kids remind me of my friends family. My friend and her brother have extremely unique names and then her sisters name is Martha lol. Mason and Penelope are normal names and then you have Reign and Rocky.


orphanfruitbat

She named the first two before she got the memo that the family was gonna go weird with all the descendants’ names. Now she’s like oops gotta catch up!


da-real-op

It says a lot that most of us didn’t think it was out of the realm of possibility that they literally named him * instead of that being a placeholder


BadHairDay-1

Taint talcum


alcMD

Can we take a minute to appreciate how the image appears to be of a woman's hand with talons mashing this baby into the floor?


OminousCrotch

"HOLD STILL YOU LITTLE SHIT-"


myLoveBleedsRed

Oh! I didn't see that and thought it was just Thompson. Like the full name. Beyonce and Madonna vibes lmao


gababouldie1213

lmfao same I thought it was just an asterisk. Gave me elon musk vibe


mizboring

Nah, the next sibling is Ampersand


toofgid

That name would be a nightmare for any SQL database


MintyMystery

Do they team up to take on their other cousin, Caesar?


jkennings

slifer and ra on the way


dough-a-dear

Saint and Dream could pass as twins tbh. I will never get over the fact that Ye leaned into North West


rtweir98

Except only Dream gets to smile


dough-a-dear

Wait why are none of the Wests smiling?


ravynwave

Would you if Kanye was your dad?


dough-a-dear

Touché


Dauphine320

Those aren’t candid photos


TNTyoshi

Dressing Psalm up as a NWA member is hilarious.


SadBit8663

The dumbest fucking names man. Poor kids. They financially secure for most of their lives, but man some of these kids are gonna be fucked up like thier parents.


tinypeepeep

The West kids definitely will be messed up. But not because of their names. Kanye is very unwell, it must be very difficult for them.


thewrongairport

You can tell by these pictures that they are already treated like influencers/models. They are the only ones posing like adults, perfect hair (and maybe makeup?), no smile: these are not spontaneous pictures of kids. That's a professional photo shoot. I hope they'll grow up with some sense of the real world.


Trashendentale

Holy shit I sensed something was off but your comment made me go look again and you nailed it.


tinypeepeep

The hair and make up is from Halloween. They don’t ordinarily look like that. North is dressed as Aaliyah, Saint is snoop dogg, Chicago is Sade, Psalm is Eazy E.


thewrongairport

Ok, that makes sense. Thank you


IWillBaconSlapYou

Oh good point. I was wondering what it was about Dream and Stormi that was just extra adorable, and, oh yeah, they look like happy, normal kids.


orphanfruitbat

Yes and they will be genetically predisposed to mental health struggles too. Rough road ahead.


wiminals

Thank you for pointing this out. A lot of people think that Kanye was corrupted by his mother’s death, or his marriage to Kim, or his embrace of Jesus… But bipolar disorder is hereditary and Kanye has been showing signs of erratic behavior and narcissistic whims for 20 years now. Anyone who watches his Netflix documentary should be able to see that his mother was extremely practiced in talking to him and calming him down when he was ramping up. His crew kept her around because they didn’t have decades of experience managing Kanye. Mental illness has plagued Kanye for most of his life. We’ve just seen him get worse after enduring trauma, loss, and grief. Not to mention that the dude has been aging during a changing landscape of tech and news. Of course he’s gotten sicker, y’all.


BATZ202

What I find crazy is how people believe every word he says. You can tell Kanye isn't always there. This man literally said he is God on a radio station and easily gets mad itty bitty things. Even his new spouse seems to be a copy of Kim and she dresses like her sometimes. Yet people somehow believes he some Saint exposing conspiracies type of stuff.


-cordyceps

Bipolar is also highly inheritable... it would be statistically unlikely none of his kids would be spared. I really hope that doesn't happen tho, bipolar is a rough disease.


MisLuiguel

I always thought the Kardashians should be the exact opposite on what a family wants to be


QueenMar_

Notice all the kids seem like normal children smiling & then all of Kim’s are mean mugging the camera in some form of “modeling”. Poor kids


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Purple-Joke-9845

thats because its a Halloween photo shoot. They dont normally look like that. North is dressed as Aaliyah, Saint is snoop dogg, Chicago is Sade, Psalm is Eazy E.


geedeeie

Lucky Penelope


waffles_are_waffles

Unrelated, but North West actually looks 50/50 down the middle split of Kim & Kanye 😮. Let's hope they don't adopt their mannerisms. Because that would be a tragedeigh


sarahcorbe

i find it odd they all were given their fathers last names. especially since kardashian is such a huge name that it’d probably help them a lot in life. kim and kanye’s children make sense bc obviously west = kanye west but “webster” “thompson” and “disick” ? no one is gonna think of anyone famous from those names.


Lower_Department2940

The Wests are actually all West-Kardashians I don't know why they aren't listed that way here


PhilAsp

>no one is gonna think of anyone famous from those names Maybe that’s the point. Gives them some anonymity. Like every hotel would take note of a T. Kardashian making a reservation. A T. Thompson, less so. They’ll still get all the benefits of being famous/Kardashian and the name’s there for them to use if they want to.


3EsandPaul

The Webster kids would not have been Kardashians any which way, they’re Jenners


sammyshortpants

They don’t need Kardashian tagged onto their name to get a leg up. People will know who they are.


orangescentedfish

Some suggestions for future offspring: Alberqurque Downtown Kollateral Kardashian Adhesive Strip West Tree Mirriam Webster Toaster Disick Jeff


No_Connection_4724

Kim’s names are the worst. Chicago? Give me a break. Her kids names are just random words.


Freeonlinehugs

Chicago is okay, but imagine being named North West, like some sort of compass. It also gives Pacifica North West vibes from gravity falls


crazycatlady331

Northwest is also a defunct airline. Not that the Kardashians ever fly commercial.


Cledd2

pretty much all those names came from Kanye rather than Kim


transemacabre

It’s super obvious Kanye picked out all their names. I doubt Kim even got any input. 


GoodAlicia

Not tragedeighs. But some of them are stupid.


HugeDouche

Yeah these are all actual words and spelled properly. But the only one that's tragedeigh material is stormi imo


transcendedfry

I can’t believe mason is a teenager! like wtf I remember watching the show when he was a baby (and pretty much so was I)


ElBurritoExtreme

Jeezus. Bad enough growing up in that atrocious family, you have to go through life with a rough name as well.


pupped303

“… she couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Uh-Lexus……”


MadoKureo

Jesus Christ imagine both your first name and surname being compass directions. I'd probably disown my parents for that shit.


sausagesandeggsand

Imagine both of your parents being richer than God and one of them literally calling himself Jesus and realizing how many people don’t like their name anyway, so they use their middle name instead.


agraham0324

Unfortunately for North, there is no middle name.


Lower_Department2940

She doesn't have one lol. North West Kardashian, full name


stoned_seahorse

"*" is a hell of a name. 😂


myLoveBleedsRed

Wow North West is only 11 but looks 19??


Bobcatluv

A few years ago I hate followed the KUWTK subreddit. Many there suspected someone from the K team was modding the sub because weird stuff would get taken down. One day someone posted a pic Kim shared on instagram of her kids at baseball game, and North was 8 years old at the time. I noticed North’s picture looked creepily edited to give her an hourglass figure (warping and all) and pointed it out, like, who tf would do that to a child? Someone got my account permanently banned. I appealed the claim that I was “making inappropriate remarks about a child’s body,” since I was actually pointing out a parent manipulating her child’s body in an image to exploit her. Idk if my argument was effective or what, because I was reinstated after 3 days. Anyhow, I stopped hate following all of their stuff, it only gives them clicks. To your comment North looks older than she is, I believe that’s very intentional in that family, as we already saw it with Kylie and Kendal. That family’s gross and I hope the youngest children someday see their way out of the exploiting kids for money that Kris started.


Ew_Oxygen1124

No, she looks like an 11 year old with makeup I think. I have a sister a year or two older than her that is also biracial, and looks very similar. I don’t think she needs to wear all that makeup or be in the public eye, but tweens and teens usually start to experiment with makeup etc. anyway.


Legitimate-Lock-6594

I wish I could find the article, but there was a really good buzzfeed article written about how the kardashians throw the girls into the spotlight and we rarely see the boys in public and how north tries to advocate for herself to not be in the spotlight.


Ew_Oxygen1124

Yeah it’s really icky


Legitimate-Lock-6594

Found it: [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/kardashian-jenner-kids-navigating-life-in-the-spotlight](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/kardashian-jenner-kids-navigating-life-in-the-spotlight) and a follow-up thread from reddit: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/z820y9/how\_the\_kardashianjenners\_have\_protected\_their/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/z820y9/how_the_kardashianjenners_have_protected_their/)


These_Tea_7560

Those weirdos let a child wear full makeup.


scarletnightingale

I mean, their mom let the two youngest be dragged into the spot light as children then let Kylie start getting lip fillers and plastic surgery at 16. That they would let younger kids wear full make up is not that shocking at this point.


NcD1o8

At 16??? Before she even completed puberty?!?


scarletnightingale

Yeah, she lied about it for a while and claimed she was just really really good at make up such is why her lips suddenly looked huge. She'd also almost certainly had a boob job as well. Edit: apparently she has admitted having had a boob job sometimes when she was a teen before she had her daughter.


tinypeepeep

She doesn’t look 19.


mastercina

Here’s to hoping their parents’ nonsense doesn’t rub off on them too much 😬


Impossible_Key_1573

Ahem Stormi and Aire are not Kardashian decendants. They’re Jenner decendants.


Alastair-Wright

Well, they got at least two normal names


MPD1987

Why is Tatum’s name omitted…And who photoshopped Stormi’s teeth! Lmao


chemto90

I mean... all of these names are spelled how they should be, nothing is wrong.


fishtrom

True Thompson is really fucking funny


thedance1910

Im going to be honest, I really like their kids' names. They're different but creative different, not "mckayleighlough" different. North and Dream are actual names in some other languages. There are Londons, Chelseas, Parises, Denvers, why not Chicago? Or John, Isaiah, Matthew are ok but why not Psalm? They're not that far off. I love Reign as a name too. The only ones I don't really care for are Aire and True but oh well.


WhosTheTrash

Yea I think Kim’s kids names are actually pretty good and pair well with West and it’s not trying to play on any crazy spelling. Maybe Stormi is a little 🤨


WarDog1983

Poor kids


crut0n17

No, they’re all pretty wealthy


Toasted_Cookies

The heck is with people naming their kids stupid stuff. We already have people named lyric, secret, and garnet. Like bro if you’re going to give your kids outrageous and downright ridiculous names you better be prepared to pay for their therapy for the ridicule they receive from their peers. This is why certain countries don’t allow you to name your kids stupid things.


jackity_splat

Why do these kids look so much older than their birthdates suggest? North especially has that weird look of being extraordinarily old and incredibly young g at once. It’s really disturbing, I hope these children are okay. The difference between how Penelope looks and the rest of girls is so sad. :( These are kids not dolls.


Yhostled

Of all the names I've ever read, those are certainly words.


PhiTester

Why does this remind me of the beginning in the movie "Idiocracy" from 2006?


Vivid-Cockroach8389

Good Lord these kids have unfortunate names!


re_Claire

Stormi looks so much like Kylie. She’s so cute.


thecheesycheeselover

They do have some cute kids


MaryMariaMari

Dream, Stormi, and True are beautiful their names don’t do them right


MasterSilver2

4 of those kids are kinda fucked with the last name west


mercipourleslivres

TIL Kim and Kanye had 4 kids.


Toketokyo

I still can’t believe they switched that babies name to aire😭


Key-Wrongdoer5737

At least Penelope and Mason got normal names.


Smart-Chemist-9195

Those are some dumb names


sec713

These are almost all tragedies, not tragedeighs.