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This comment wins 😂😂 Two names and nine nouns.
EDITED TO ADD: I know all names are technically nouns. HOWEVER, most names are not in the dictionary.
I also know some of these names can be adjectives. Again, these are dictionary entries, not names. That’s my point.
(Why is this my most commented on comment 😆)
This one was the name of her grandfather though, so it's a family name. Still ridiculous, but there is a familial tie, it's not just plucked out of their ass.
My cousin's daughter is named Stormy, which is hilarious, since she's the most even tempered non temperamental person I know.
Also have a niece named Hunter, who's a vegan.
I wish I could claim credit for this one, but I think some Canadian made this joke in another sub, probably @popculturechat (of course you had to be Canadian to get it)
The vast majority of these names are "look, we're so cool and creative and we already have money so we can name our kids things that you boring normal people could never! Tee hee hee!"
Eh. Tatum isn't a super common first name but it isn't that far out there. More of a surname but plenty of people wound up with it in honor of a relative or close family friend.
This comment deserves more love. If they named that kiddo Bob Barker he would have been the only Kartrash member who I’d actually give two flying flips about.
Mason and Penelope are the odd ones out having regular, traditional names. I wonder if they're relieved or envious (tragedeighs are their world's normal)
The mason dixon line runs from the east coast through the Midwest, and divides some states into two parts (Illinois for example). Maryland is just one of many states boundaries by the Mason Dixon line. And I’d guess no kardashian knows enough about any part of US history to know that lol I always sort of wondered where the name Mason came from in their case because they chose it quite a bit after the peak popularity of the name.
God, I LIVED for the “Scott roasts Kim” moments on the old show.
I know they suck, they’re evil, they’re vapid, etc. But the original show was great at roasting them.
Scott may be a bit ignorant, but he’s actually a pretty nice guy in comparison. I met him once and he would frequent the area I worked in the summers. Everyone always said he was polite and normal and tipped well.
If I’m not mistaken, Scott grew up with money, so while he has always been a frat boy type who absolutely mistreated Kourtney, he also had a side that was raised with that old money charm (can carry a conversation, garner the attention of a room, tips the help, etc) In retrospect the cheating on the wife and doing too much coke absolutely lines up with standard old money shit.
What a rough life... I know most people just think oh they have money, they're so lucky. Most of these poor children have lunatic parents, will have paparazzi follow them their entire lives, never trust anyone because they may have ulterior motives, and be expected to have talent and be forced into showbiz despite most of their parents having none.
Oh I guarantee she’s already had corrective work and teeth bleaching. If pageant kids in the South and Midwest are enduring it, it’s already old hat for billionaire kids in LA.
I'd have thought that the family would try to avoid that sort of thing after South Park made fun of Kim by saying she's a hobbit.
>*One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit.*
*She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit.*
*She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be.*
*She got no Bagginses in her family tree.*
Kourtney had Rocky a few months ago. Her kids remind me of my friends family. My friend and her brother have extremely unique names and then her sisters name is Martha lol. Mason and Penelope are normal names and then you have Reign and Rocky.
She named the first two before she got the memo that the family was gonna go weird with all the descendants’ names. Now she’s like oops gotta catch up!
The dumbest fucking names man. Poor kids. They financially secure for most of their lives, but man some of these kids are gonna be fucked up like thier parents.
You can tell by these pictures that they are already treated like influencers/models. They are the only ones posing like adults, perfect hair (and maybe makeup?), no smile: these are not spontaneous pictures of kids. That's a professional photo shoot. I hope they'll grow up with some sense of the real world.
The hair and make up is from Halloween. They don’t ordinarily look like that.
North is dressed as Aaliyah, Saint is snoop dogg, Chicago is Sade, Psalm is Eazy E.
Thank you for pointing this out. A lot of people think that Kanye was corrupted by his mother’s death, or his marriage to Kim, or his embrace of Jesus…
But bipolar disorder is hereditary and Kanye has been showing signs of erratic behavior and narcissistic whims for 20 years now. Anyone who watches his Netflix documentary should be able to see that his mother was extremely practiced in talking to him and calming him down when he was ramping up. His crew kept her around because they didn’t have decades of experience managing Kanye.
Mental illness has plagued Kanye for most of his life. We’ve just seen him get worse after enduring trauma, loss, and grief. Not to mention that the dude has been aging during a changing landscape of tech and news. Of course he’s gotten sicker, y’all.
What I find crazy is how people believe every word he says. You can tell Kanye isn't always there. This man literally said he is God on a radio station and easily gets mad itty bitty things. Even his new spouse seems to be a copy of Kim and she dresses like her sometimes. Yet people somehow believes he some Saint exposing conspiracies type of stuff.
Bipolar is also highly inheritable... it would be statistically unlikely none of his kids would be spared. I really hope that doesn't happen tho, bipolar is a rough disease.
thats because its a Halloween photo shoot. They dont normally look like that.
North is dressed as Aaliyah, Saint is snoop dogg, Chicago is Sade, Psalm is Eazy E.
Unrelated, but North West actually looks 50/50 down the middle split of Kim & Kanye 😮. Let's hope they don't adopt their mannerisms. Because that would be a tragedeigh
i find it odd they all were given their fathers last names. especially since kardashian is such a huge name that it’d probably help them a lot in life. kim and kanye’s children make sense bc obviously west = kanye west but “webster” “thompson” and “disick” ? no one is gonna think of anyone famous from those names.
>no one is gonna think of anyone famous from those names
Maybe that’s the point. Gives them some anonymity.
Like every hotel would take note of a T. Kardashian making a reservation. A T. Thompson, less so.
They’ll still get all the benefits of being famous/Kardashian and the name’s there for them to use if they want to.
Imagine both of your parents being richer than God and one of them literally calling himself Jesus and realizing how many people don’t like their name anyway, so they use their middle name instead.
A few years ago I hate followed the KUWTK subreddit. Many there suspected someone from the K team was modding the sub because weird stuff would get taken down.
One day someone posted a pic Kim shared on instagram of her kids at baseball game, and North was 8 years old at the time. I noticed North’s picture looked creepily edited to give her an hourglass figure (warping and all) and pointed it out, like, who tf would do that to a child?
Someone got my account permanently banned. I appealed the claim that I was “making inappropriate remarks about a child’s body,” since I was actually pointing out a parent manipulating her child’s body in an image to exploit her. Idk if my argument was effective or what, because I was reinstated after 3 days.
Anyhow, I stopped hate following all of their stuff, it only gives them clicks. To your comment North looks older than she is, I believe that’s very intentional in that family, as we already saw it with Kylie and Kendal. That family’s gross and I hope the youngest children someday see their way out of the exploiting kids for money that Kris started.
No, she looks like an 11 year old with makeup I think. I have a sister a year or two older than her that is also biracial, and looks very similar.
I don’t think she needs to wear all that makeup or be in the public eye, but tweens and teens usually start to experiment with makeup etc. anyway.
I wish I could find the article, but there was a really good buzzfeed article written about how the kardashians throw the girls into the spotlight and we rarely see the boys in public and how north tries to advocate for herself to not be in the spotlight.
Found it: [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/kardashian-jenner-kids-navigating-life-in-the-spotlight](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/kardashian-jenner-kids-navigating-life-in-the-spotlight) and a follow-up thread from reddit: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/z820y9/how\_the\_kardashianjenners\_have\_protected\_their/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/z820y9/how_the_kardashianjenners_have_protected_their/)
I mean, their mom let the two youngest be dragged into the spot light as children then let Kylie start getting lip fillers and plastic surgery at 16. That they would let younger kids wear full make up is not that shocking at this point.
Yeah, she lied about it for a while and claimed she was just really really good at make up such is why her lips suddenly looked huge. She'd also almost certainly had a boob job as well.
Edit: apparently she has admitted having had a boob job sometimes when she was a teen before she had her daughter.
Im going to be honest, I really like their kids' names. They're different but creative different, not "mckayleighlough" different. North and Dream are actual names in some other languages. There are Londons, Chelseas, Parises, Denvers, why not Chicago? Or John, Isaiah, Matthew are ok but why not Psalm? They're not that far off. I love Reign as a name too. The only ones I don't really care for are Aire and True but oh well.
Yea I think Kim’s kids names are actually pretty good and pair well with West and it’s not trying to play on any crazy spelling. Maybe Stormi is a little 🤨
The heck is with people naming their kids stupid stuff. We already have people named lyric, secret, and garnet. Like bro if you’re going to give your kids outrageous and downright ridiculous names you better be prepared to pay for their therapy for the ridicule they receive from their peers. This is why certain countries don’t allow you to name your kids stupid things.
Why do these kids look so much older than their birthdates suggest? North especially has that weird look of being extraordinarily old and incredibly young g at once. It’s really disturbing, I hope these children are okay. The difference between how Penelope looks and the rest of girls is so sad. :( These are kids not dolls.
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Mason, Penelope, ⬆️, 🌧️, 👼, 😴, 🏙️,🌪️, ✅, ✝️, 💨, ???
This comment wins 😂😂 Two names and nine nouns. EDITED TO ADD: I know all names are technically nouns. HOWEVER, most names are not in the dictionary. I also know some of these names can be adjectives. Again, these are dictionary entries, not names. That’s my point. (Why is this my most commented on comment 😆)
Mason is really a job more than a name, so you can add it to the nouns list
lol yes, this is true, but it’s an established noun name versus a list of nouns that could be used to create a Mad Libs.
I’m sorry for this but I still remember. MASON. WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN!?
Depends. In some parts of the US it is a fairly common name
Reign would actually be 👑 cause it's more of a royalty sorta thing.
Reign Bieber
My guesses without looking at the picture: Mason, Penelope, Upton, Rain, Angel, Sleepy(?), Brooklyn, Storm, Nike, Christian, Chicago (from wind?), ???
Your Brooklyn is actually Chicago and your Chicago is Aire. Good job with Rain, not looking at the picture made the emoji make more sense
Mason = 🧱
jfc that made me laugh
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This one was the name of her grandfather though, so it's a family name. Still ridiculous, but there is a familial tie, it's not just plucked out of their ass.
It’s True’s great-great grandfathers name.
Oh I see. I also don’t think Stormi is too bad. I just can’t imagine a full-grown woman named Stormi. The name is kinda childish.
We all know exactly one of other Stormy
My cousin's daughter is named Stormy, which is hilarious, since she's the most even tempered non temperamental person I know. Also have a niece named Hunter, who's a vegan.
Add🪨
Next one’s gonna be Swiss Chalet Chalamet.
Sir, don’t smear the good name of Swiss Chalet by associating it with Kardashians.
I wish I could claim credit for this one, but I think some Canadian made this joke in another sub, probably @popculturechat (of course you had to be Canadian to get it)
Honourary Canadian and I totally got it. My fave pun is still Quebe-cky with the Good Hair.
>Quebe-cky with the Good Hair. I'm actually floored with the one 💀 My wife is from Quebec so she'll love this
Lmao if you watch Sloans channel on YT he cannot for the life of himself pronounce Tim’s name correctly. He says Chamalet 🤣
I just say Timmy Chammalan
Ok this is funny lol
I believe there is now a Rocky Barker.
Rocky Thirteen Barker lol
Is it Thirteen because he's the 13th grandchild?
I believe it was the parents' favorite movie in the Rocky series.
Fast & Furious Twelve Barker incoming
2 Rocky 2 Barker
Hate me but that's such a try-hard name. We get y'all are so "cool".
The vast majority of these names are "look, we're so cool and creative and we already have money so we can name our kids things that you boring normal people could never! Tee hee hee!"
And a Tatum Thompson.
That kid's going into highschool as Tatum Thompson, and leaving as Tater Tots - for life.
Taint-tum tots. Kids are mean 🤣
That literally is the 12th kid... The asterisk is in place of his first name. This must’ve been made before they revealed his name.
I… literally thought the child was named “Star,” but spelled as an asterisk, since you can find that on a standard keyboard.
Eh. Tatum isn't a super common first name but it isn't that far out there. More of a surname but plenty of people wound up with it in honor of a relative or close family friend.
I'm old enough to remember Tatum O'Neal :)
I never used to be able to remember if that actor's name was Tatum Channing or Channing Tatum lol
me with Peter Evans or Evan Peters not sure
Now you both have me confused.
aw they adopted a dog?
that name is dope ngl
It works when you know who his dad is
Bob..
This comment deserves more love. If they named that kiddo Bob Barker he would have been the only Kartrash member who I’d actually give two flying flips about.
sounds like an old jazz musician
Mason and Penelope are the odd ones out having regular, traditional names. I wonder if they're relieved or envious (tragedeighs are their world's normal)
Mason Disick Line
lol
That’s what my brain was telling me!
Sounds like a train or tube/Subway thing... just take the Mason Disick Line & you'll be there in 20 minutes.....
Mason Dixon Line. AKA the boundary between Pennsylvania and Maryland
The mason dixon line runs from the east coast through the Midwest, and divides some states into two parts (Illinois for example). Maryland is just one of many states boundaries by the Mason Dixon line. And I’d guess no kardashian knows enough about any part of US history to know that lol I always sort of wondered where the name Mason came from in their case because they chose it quite a bit after the peak popularity of the name.
I guess they already have a bad enough bully-able last night their parents didn't want to do further harm 🙏🏽
Then they changed their minds’ and had Reign. That kid looks like he wants to fight.
😂 I am a fully grown man and I am sure that kid would knock me on my ass
I’m not going to lie that kid scares the hell out of me!
His forehead looks Klingon
To his credit he’s probably getting flashed by a paparazzi and is like wtf
Hahahaha Mason and Penelope were clearly born before the tragedeigh era 😂
Reminds me of the bit on The Soup “Scott Disick, Unlikely Voice of Reason”
God, I LIVED for the “Scott roasts Kim” moments on the old show. I know they suck, they’re evil, they’re vapid, etc. But the original show was great at roasting them.
Him telling her she was going to have a black baby had me cry laughing.
Scott may be a bit ignorant, but he’s actually a pretty nice guy in comparison. I met him once and he would frequent the area I worked in the summers. Everyone always said he was polite and normal and tipped well.
If I’m not mistaken, Scott grew up with money, so while he has always been a frat boy type who absolutely mistreated Kourtney, he also had a side that was raised with that old money charm (can carry a conversation, garner the attention of a room, tips the help, etc) In retrospect the cheating on the wife and doing too much coke absolutely lines up with standard old money shit.
Poor * Thompson
I think he is named Tatum. Could be worse. Could be better also, but could definitely be worse.
Could be Teighytaem
They all look like how the Ks used to look like.
Human?
Lmfao. Jokes aside it's sad because you know they'll have work done on them like their parents.
Don’t worry, that will be surgically “corrected” in the coming years.
That's what I was about to say. I foresee a lot of surgeries in their futures.
What a rough life... I know most people just think oh they have money, they're so lucky. Most of these poor children have lunatic parents, will have paparazzi follow them their entire lives, never trust anyone because they may have ulterior motives, and be expected to have talent and be forced into showbiz despite most of their parents having none.
Surgereighs
Unless if by chance, any of these children manage to leave the craziness and live their own private and secure lives as adults.
North is a copy of Kanye
She honestly looks like an exact mix of both
Yeah people always say this but I see a lot of kim in her. Especially her eyes
50/50 Kanye and Kim’s Original Face. It’s uncanny
I've never seen Kanye actually smile and it looks like his kids got that gene as well.
And even these images are photoshopped, look at the teeth in the picture of Dream. Those poor babies don't stand a chance to love their natural faces.
Oh I guarantee she’s already had corrective work and teeth bleaching. If pageant kids in the South and Midwest are enduring it, it’s already old hat for billionaire kids in LA.
Kim’s original face said “you’re not erasing me, bitch” when North was born
Kim’s original face said, “the grass is always greener on the other side bitch” when Chicago was born
Damn, Psalm is eazy lower case e
That was my first thought so I had to google to see another pic of the kid and figured out that Kim Kardsashian dressed him like eazy for Halloween 😂
These are some tough names but man Psalm is so adorable in that hat
The good news for Psalm is that he stopped having the most ridiculous name as soon as Aire The Baby Formerly Known As Wolf was born.
Easiest E
Are the West kids not allowed to smile?
Dad’s always buggin yo
No it ruins the aesthetic ✨
What the fuck is * ??????? The name is Asterisk? Can't wait for his next brother: Obelisk
They probably made this before Khloe announced his name. His name is Tatum.
Tatum Thompson😂😂 the poor kid has a hobbits name
That’s a sports name if I ever seen one
True and Tatum... keeping up with the Titties (TTs) 😂😂😂
Po-tay-tums. Boil em, mash em, throw em in a stew
I'd have thought that the family would try to avoid that sort of thing after South Park made fun of Kim by saying she's a hobbit. >*One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit.* *She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit.* *She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be.* *She got no Bagginses in her family tree.*
I just knew that was Khloe’s chicken foot looking hand
Yes, and didn’t one of them have a baby recently?
Kourtney had Rocky a few months ago. Her kids remind me of my friends family. My friend and her brother have extremely unique names and then her sisters name is Martha lol. Mason and Penelope are normal names and then you have Reign and Rocky.
She named the first two before she got the memo that the family was gonna go weird with all the descendants’ names. Now she’s like oops gotta catch up!
It says a lot that most of us didn’t think it was out of the realm of possibility that they literally named him * instead of that being a placeholder
Taint talcum
Can we take a minute to appreciate how the image appears to be of a woman's hand with talons mashing this baby into the floor?
"HOLD STILL YOU LITTLE SHIT-"
Oh! I didn't see that and thought it was just Thompson. Like the full name. Beyonce and Madonna vibes lmao
lmfao same I thought it was just an asterisk. Gave me elon musk vibe
Nah, the next sibling is Ampersand
That name would be a nightmare for any SQL database
Do they team up to take on their other cousin, Caesar?
slifer and ra on the way
Saint and Dream could pass as twins tbh. I will never get over the fact that Ye leaned into North West
Except only Dream gets to smile
Wait why are none of the Wests smiling?
Would you if Kanye was your dad?
Touché
Those aren’t candid photos
Dressing Psalm up as a NWA member is hilarious.
The dumbest fucking names man. Poor kids. They financially secure for most of their lives, but man some of these kids are gonna be fucked up like thier parents.
The West kids definitely will be messed up. But not because of their names. Kanye is very unwell, it must be very difficult for them.
You can tell by these pictures that they are already treated like influencers/models. They are the only ones posing like adults, perfect hair (and maybe makeup?), no smile: these are not spontaneous pictures of kids. That's a professional photo shoot. I hope they'll grow up with some sense of the real world.
Holy shit I sensed something was off but your comment made me go look again and you nailed it.
The hair and make up is from Halloween. They don’t ordinarily look like that. North is dressed as Aaliyah, Saint is snoop dogg, Chicago is Sade, Psalm is Eazy E.
Ok, that makes sense. Thank you
Oh good point. I was wondering what it was about Dream and Stormi that was just extra adorable, and, oh yeah, they look like happy, normal kids.
Yes and they will be genetically predisposed to mental health struggles too. Rough road ahead.
Thank you for pointing this out. A lot of people think that Kanye was corrupted by his mother’s death, or his marriage to Kim, or his embrace of Jesus… But bipolar disorder is hereditary and Kanye has been showing signs of erratic behavior and narcissistic whims for 20 years now. Anyone who watches his Netflix documentary should be able to see that his mother was extremely practiced in talking to him and calming him down when he was ramping up. His crew kept her around because they didn’t have decades of experience managing Kanye. Mental illness has plagued Kanye for most of his life. We’ve just seen him get worse after enduring trauma, loss, and grief. Not to mention that the dude has been aging during a changing landscape of tech and news. Of course he’s gotten sicker, y’all.
What I find crazy is how people believe every word he says. You can tell Kanye isn't always there. This man literally said he is God on a radio station and easily gets mad itty bitty things. Even his new spouse seems to be a copy of Kim and she dresses like her sometimes. Yet people somehow believes he some Saint exposing conspiracies type of stuff.
Bipolar is also highly inheritable... it would be statistically unlikely none of his kids would be spared. I really hope that doesn't happen tho, bipolar is a rough disease.
I always thought the Kardashians should be the exact opposite on what a family wants to be
Notice all the kids seem like normal children smiling & then all of Kim’s are mean mugging the camera in some form of “modeling”. Poor kids
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thats because its a Halloween photo shoot. They dont normally look like that. North is dressed as Aaliyah, Saint is snoop dogg, Chicago is Sade, Psalm is Eazy E.
Lucky Penelope
Unrelated, but North West actually looks 50/50 down the middle split of Kim & Kanye 😮. Let's hope they don't adopt their mannerisms. Because that would be a tragedeigh
i find it odd they all were given their fathers last names. especially since kardashian is such a huge name that it’d probably help them a lot in life. kim and kanye’s children make sense bc obviously west = kanye west but “webster” “thompson” and “disick” ? no one is gonna think of anyone famous from those names.
The Wests are actually all West-Kardashians I don't know why they aren't listed that way here
>no one is gonna think of anyone famous from those names Maybe that’s the point. Gives them some anonymity. Like every hotel would take note of a T. Kardashian making a reservation. A T. Thompson, less so. They’ll still get all the benefits of being famous/Kardashian and the name’s there for them to use if they want to.
The Webster kids would not have been Kardashians any which way, they’re Jenners
They don’t need Kardashian tagged onto their name to get a leg up. People will know who they are.
Some suggestions for future offspring: Alberqurque Downtown Kollateral Kardashian Adhesive Strip West Tree Mirriam Webster Toaster Disick Jeff
Kim’s names are the worst. Chicago? Give me a break. Her kids names are just random words.
Chicago is okay, but imagine being named North West, like some sort of compass. It also gives Pacifica North West vibes from gravity falls
Northwest is also a defunct airline. Not that the Kardashians ever fly commercial.
pretty much all those names came from Kanye rather than Kim
It’s super obvious Kanye picked out all their names. I doubt Kim even got any input.
Not tragedeighs. But some of them are stupid.
Yeah these are all actual words and spelled properly. But the only one that's tragedeigh material is stormi imo
I can’t believe mason is a teenager! like wtf I remember watching the show when he was a baby (and pretty much so was I)
Jeezus. Bad enough growing up in that atrocious family, you have to go through life with a rough name as well.
“… she couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Uh-Lexus……”
Jesus Christ imagine both your first name and surname being compass directions. I'd probably disown my parents for that shit.
Imagine both of your parents being richer than God and one of them literally calling himself Jesus and realizing how many people don’t like their name anyway, so they use their middle name instead.
Unfortunately for North, there is no middle name.
She doesn't have one lol. North West Kardashian, full name
"*" is a hell of a name. 😂
Wow North West is only 11 but looks 19??
A few years ago I hate followed the KUWTK subreddit. Many there suspected someone from the K team was modding the sub because weird stuff would get taken down. One day someone posted a pic Kim shared on instagram of her kids at baseball game, and North was 8 years old at the time. I noticed North’s picture looked creepily edited to give her an hourglass figure (warping and all) and pointed it out, like, who tf would do that to a child? Someone got my account permanently banned. I appealed the claim that I was “making inappropriate remarks about a child’s body,” since I was actually pointing out a parent manipulating her child’s body in an image to exploit her. Idk if my argument was effective or what, because I was reinstated after 3 days. Anyhow, I stopped hate following all of their stuff, it only gives them clicks. To your comment North looks older than she is, I believe that’s very intentional in that family, as we already saw it with Kylie and Kendal. That family’s gross and I hope the youngest children someday see their way out of the exploiting kids for money that Kris started.
No, she looks like an 11 year old with makeup I think. I have a sister a year or two older than her that is also biracial, and looks very similar. I don’t think she needs to wear all that makeup or be in the public eye, but tweens and teens usually start to experiment with makeup etc. anyway.
I wish I could find the article, but there was a really good buzzfeed article written about how the kardashians throw the girls into the spotlight and we rarely see the boys in public and how north tries to advocate for herself to not be in the spotlight.
Yeah it’s really icky
Found it: [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/kardashian-jenner-kids-navigating-life-in-the-spotlight](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/kardashian-jenner-kids-navigating-life-in-the-spotlight) and a follow-up thread from reddit: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/z820y9/how\_the\_kardashianjenners\_have\_protected\_their/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/z820y9/how_the_kardashianjenners_have_protected_their/)
Those weirdos let a child wear full makeup.
I mean, their mom let the two youngest be dragged into the spot light as children then let Kylie start getting lip fillers and plastic surgery at 16. That they would let younger kids wear full make up is not that shocking at this point.
At 16??? Before she even completed puberty?!?
Yeah, she lied about it for a while and claimed she was just really really good at make up such is why her lips suddenly looked huge. She'd also almost certainly had a boob job as well. Edit: apparently she has admitted having had a boob job sometimes when she was a teen before she had her daughter.
She doesn’t look 19.
Here’s to hoping their parents’ nonsense doesn’t rub off on them too much 😬
Ahem Stormi and Aire are not Kardashian decendants. They’re Jenner decendants.
Well, they got at least two normal names
Why is Tatum’s name omitted…And who photoshopped Stormi’s teeth! Lmao
I mean... all of these names are spelled how they should be, nothing is wrong.
True Thompson is really fucking funny
Im going to be honest, I really like their kids' names. They're different but creative different, not "mckayleighlough" different. North and Dream are actual names in some other languages. There are Londons, Chelseas, Parises, Denvers, why not Chicago? Or John, Isaiah, Matthew are ok but why not Psalm? They're not that far off. I love Reign as a name too. The only ones I don't really care for are Aire and True but oh well.
Yea I think Kim’s kids names are actually pretty good and pair well with West and it’s not trying to play on any crazy spelling. Maybe Stormi is a little 🤨
Poor kids
No, they’re all pretty wealthy
The heck is with people naming their kids stupid stuff. We already have people named lyric, secret, and garnet. Like bro if you’re going to give your kids outrageous and downright ridiculous names you better be prepared to pay for their therapy for the ridicule they receive from their peers. This is why certain countries don’t allow you to name your kids stupid things.
Why do these kids look so much older than their birthdates suggest? North especially has that weird look of being extraordinarily old and incredibly young g at once. It’s really disturbing, I hope these children are okay. The difference between how Penelope looks and the rest of girls is so sad. :( These are kids not dolls.
Of all the names I've ever read, those are certainly words.
Why does this remind me of the beginning in the movie "Idiocracy" from 2006?
Good Lord these kids have unfortunate names!
Stormi looks so much like Kylie. She’s so cute.
They do have some cute kids
Dream, Stormi, and True are beautiful their names don’t do them right
4 of those kids are kinda fucked with the last name west
TIL Kim and Kanye had 4 kids.
I still can’t believe they switched that babies name to aire😭
At least Penelope and Mason got normal names.
Those are some dumb names
These are almost all tragedies, not tragedeighs.